An armed man approaches you in a parking lot. What do?

>>28328894
shoot him because he didn't load his revolver.

Bow down to his demands because i'm European.

That revolver does not look loaded though.

>>28328894
armed as in weapon holstered, brandishing, or threatening?

answer varies between ignore, draw, and shoot

>>28328894
Offer to suck his dick to catch him off-guard while I draw my CC.
Get him to drop his weapon and kick it away.
Then suck him off at gunpoint, because that hand's pretty cute and I'm willing to bet his dick is too.

>>28328894
Say, "Good evening, officer."

Quickdraw and magdump.

>>28328894
Throw my tactical wallet at him

>>28328894
this is a vague question.

either way im not a mall ninja playing the reflex game, so do whatever the person says.

>>28328894
Wait. Does he have one arm or both?

>>28328894
Slowly Raise my hands ask him if that's my briefcase. Sweep his gun away , draw my USP45 and proceed to give him a Mozambique drill

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Ask him to hand over his firearm

>>28328894
>see armed man approaching
>initiate defense protocol
>he gets closer
>DEFCON1
>weave handsigns with a quickness and mold chakra
>use Katon: Gokakyuu no Jutsu (Fire Style: Great Fireball Technique for you non-shinobi normalfags)
>he is engulfed in the flames I just spewed forth and is screaming bloody murder
>flash step behind him once the flames settle
>punch him through his chest cavity, launching his heart out of his body and into an older woman's shopping cart on the other end of the aisle
>she screams and faints
>he falls, I swing my arm downwards to get the blood off
>it makes a beautiful splattery red crescent
>assess the situation and scan for secondary threats
>"Dad?"
>little boy appears out of nowhere, starts crying
>runs over to the guy who tried to rob me and hugs his lifeless body
>he looks up at me, asks why I killed his dad
>told him to carry the burden of his hatred and face me again when he has the same eyes as me
>activate my Sharingan and project into his mind how I killed his dad over and over again
>didn't even have to transform into a Magical girl
>no dinosaurs were walked
>no range buddies
>get home and have mom make me some chicken nuggets

>>28329585
Go back to /r9k/

>>28329585
0/10 they weren't tendies.
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

>>28329607
>his mommy doesn't make him chicken nuggets
Not enough Good Boy Points huh?

>>28329634
>2016 + 5 days
>still eating tendies
>not frozen nuggets from the gas station

>>28329700
>2016 - 5days
>confusing addition and subtraction.
Shiggitty diggity doo, where are you? We got some work to do now!

>>28329819
But 5 days into 2016 is January 5th

>>28328894
Ask him where he bought .38S&W rounds, and where I can get some.

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>Getting mugged
>By a white person

HA!

>>28328923
see: image.jpg

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>>28328894
just kidding I'd prbably get killed

>>28328894

I don't go to Safeway at that hour.
I actually don't go to Safeway that much at all.

>>28329700
>>28329819
>>28329860
>McMig confirmed for time traveller.

>>28328894
Thank you for returning the gun I dropped my upstanding fellow citizen.

>>28328894
Around blacks never-
>he's white
Oh.

>>28328894
Detonate my defensive suicide vest.

>>28328894
I die.

>>28328894
>Be inna parking lot
>guy approaches me
>He is armed
>3 arms actually
>Asks if I have accepted Jesus as my personal savior

>>28328894
>"Don't shoot, it's me, your dad. You've finally found me son, we can be a family again."

Little does he know I also have arms

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>>28328894
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UiqwF_Y9S5Q

>>28328894

This is implying that I actually leave my house....so if this happen to me, I'd just get up and turn the game off.

>>28328935
That took an unexpected turn for the best

>>28328894
Do as he asks because I'm a pussy and also too young to buy/cc a handgun of my own. If he was mugging me, I wouldn't even lose much. I don't usually carry more than $20 cash, can easily cancel my debit card, and could care less if he relieved me of my shit-tier tracfone.

Tldr poorfag 18 yo with nothing to lose. Except my virginity. So after he rapes me, only then do I have nothing to lose

Run, Because i live in Australia and don't have anything to defend myself with.

Take cover behind the nearest car and draw. Blind fire twice, then come up to shoot the attacker while he is either fleeing or in the middle of taking cover himself.

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>>28333011
Muh elite navy Seal

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Wrong image, here's the right one.

>>28328894
I probably die trying to rescue that revolver from a fate worse than safe queen- being thrown in a river. Although if I'm lucky it'll be unloaded like it is there.
My plan:
throws keys and knife at face, charge.

I'm not even a big fan of revolvers but fuck this homo, he doesn't deserve it. Although, it doesn't look rusty, it actually looks like it belongs to someone who cares about it. Probably just recently stolen.

>>28332634
>I'd just get up and turn the game off.
god damn what a horrible response now you have to do like 5 missions over idiot.

>>28333011
>blind fire

Please tell me you're just fantasizing and wouldn't actually do this.

pull out my knife and start shouting "FUCK OFF, I'LL STAB YOU" because this faggot hasn't even loaded his fucking revolver

>>28328894
Throw my wallet on the floor, when he bends over to pick it up I smash my dick through his eye socket.

>>28330690
Movie?

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>>28328894
>unloaded revolver
I start doing Bruce Lee schtick making WOO, WHOOOAH noises and then I take my free gun.

>>28333011
>Blind fire twice, then come up to shoot the attacker while he is either fleeing or in the middle of taking cover himself.


That's brilliant.

>>28333275
Collateral u doughnut

>>28328894
I explain to the officer or security guard that I'm not there to cause trouble and that I'm waiting to give a ride to someone.

This shit happens more than it should. I'm a white male with post-secondary education. Where's my goddamn white privilege? Guess I should stop being six and a half feet tall.

>>28328894
>Unloaded revolver
I just start going "Oh no please don't rob me of my dignity out here in public too hard but it's the price I'm willing to pay for my life" and just start pulling down my pants and assuming the being fucked in the ass position and laugh as they walk away flustered or if they actually do it I'll just fart on their dick and forward roll all the way out of the carpark.