Stupid Ideas

>>28328747
Like the k31 action?

explosive .22 ammo

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>>28328774
i guess?

Sound suppressor dildo

Would look realistic as fuck on the outside, but internals would be the same as a decent sound suppressor

Rotary magazine pistol

Roller-delayed blowback shotgun.

Ruger 10/22 style Camp Carbine that takes either SR9 mags or 1911 mags.

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>>28329353
Pic related

>>28328747
you should design guns for Borderlands 3

>>28328747
>Tube fed straight-pull bolt action
Don't you mean pump action?

A revolver that has shotgun barrel for a base pin.

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>>28329400
those really are stupid ideas

>>28329526
meant for
>>28329353

How about belt-fed sniper rifles?

>>28329466
fuck off

>>28329330
>fire rounds consecutively for over a minute
>preheated dildo

Bonus points if you fire it while it's inside.

a gun that shoots the wielder

>>28329330
useful for a prostitute assassin

>>28329571
A Glock?

Submarine aircraft carrier

>>28329330
We allready had an entire thread about this recently, other hot topics were a fleshlight supressor

>>28329611
that'd be cool if it could work well

but I don't see it working well

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A gas operated rifle that vents gas into the action

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3.5x51mm

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>>28329826
not liking earschplittenloudenboomer

Pump action 45-70 gov bullpup with detachable tube magazines

Break-action pistol chambered in 7.62x51mm

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An AR-15 chambered in .45-70

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>>28329611
>>28329644

They actually made them, and Japan actually used them.

>>28329940
King fudd

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>>28329942
well this IS a stupid idea thread, not a things that never happened thread

just because they happened doesn't make them not stupid

>>28329940

I'd buy it.

>>28329964
add realtree camo to the buttstock and the handguard and we'll make millions selling it as a SHTF gun for fudds and trailer trash at Cabelas

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>>28328747

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>>28329940

>>28328747
Hand Crank shotgun.

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>>28328747
A mini gun shooting RPG-7 heads.

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>>28329940
>Not .30-30

>>28329304
>stupid

>>28329353
>Rotary magazine pistol
So a revolver

belt fed 9mm electric revolver

>>28330015
They weren't necessarily stupid, though. Just better suited for an aggressive role which Japan couldn't really use them in at the time.

A GAU-8 Avenger scaled down to fire .45 ACP?

A modern 2 gauge shotgun or a belt fed m60 that shot a 4 gauge shell

A rifle where the pistol grip can be detached and act as a bayonet

>>28331394
Japan didn't have the resources to make them useful then.
Missiles made them obsolete.
They couldn't fit in any US doctrine between then and now, nor would their abilities affect doctrine in any real way.

Moving toward the future, though, it's important to remember that nuclear subs are loud and nonnuclear subs are logistical nightmares.

Blue Sky
SSBN aren't going to get conventional capabilities because their entire purpose it so do nothing until ordered to destroy the world.
SSGN are cool beans travel the world in the Octopus' garden, but a dedicated guided missile sub is unlikely and don't have tube and warhead limitations of an SSBN.
Even if you built the next boomer or boozer to serve as a VTOL/STOVL or even helicopter/tiltrotor dock on top of its duties it would be a failure.

Going back to the drawing board and looking for any possible use, maybe there are some hypothetical options. In reality no, not with the current or foreseeable future.

Anything in .40 caliber

A water pistol

>>28328747
Ruger 10/22 Takedown with a Single shot Shotgun mounted on the top

A silenced 30-30/30-06 that is nearly silent
ie a whisper

>>28332007
>36" full-length integral suppressor

Fully automatic bolt action

Homemade pipe shotgun shooting a 3.5 " shotgun shell with a rifled slug

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>>28328747
not so stupid

>>28331362
>so a revolver
No, a Dardick.

>>28331696
>not liking 10mm auto
Get the fuck out.

Dutch loading AN94 magazines with AP and HP and then setting it to 2rd burst.

Serious question: why have no pump-action double-barreled shotguns been made? It wouldn't be hard to rig a pump that worked two magazine tubes beneath two barrels, hell you could probably jury rig a Kel-Tec to do something like that
the obvious benefit would be having multiple rounds of two different ammunition types at hand

>>28332399
Bro

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bOVOqccmw0&app=desktop

>>28330165
Neato

A Savage 30-06 sporting rifle with iron sights

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>>28329940
>An AR-15 chambered in .45-70

It's called .458 SOCOM.

It rainbows like a motherfucker for obvious reasons.

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>>28332444

But it's also pretty fucking brutal.

Initially invented as a car stopper, I believe.

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>>28332449

I'd get one if I were a merrycunt, but here the parts are just too hard to get.

Would be pretty nifty to be able to reload an AR15 with .45-70 projectiles. Huge range of ammo to chose from.

>>28332440
NEVA
BEN
DUN
BEFO

gas operated .338 lapua magnum handgun

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>>28329940
Survivalist's Rifle was 12.7mm, not .47-70.

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>>28331306
>fucking around in JA2 1.13
>change the MGL's ammo type to RPG-7 warheads and make it F/A for the lulz.
>load with thermoberics and magdump
>flatten a third of the map

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>>28329526
But we love them

Pistol grenades working like rifle grenades.

>>28328747
tube fed straight pull isn't that crazy

like 80% of 22s made in the 50s work on that

Gatling style 40mm grenade launcher.
Volley gun consisting of 20 miniguns.
GAU-8+tank.
More robust A-10 with a 105mm howitzer.

>>28329304
it would be like shooting gold plated pop rocks

>>28329882
Eargesplitten Loudenboomer*
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/.22_Eargesplitten_Loudenboomer

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Glock revolver

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FULL AUTO PIPE SHOTGUN MACHINE GUN
it's a giant machine gun, but the ammo is replaced with individual pipe shotguns, much like pic related
thoughts?

>>28333290
Or just make a big ass volley gun with a fuckload of them and blot out the sun with birdshit.

>>28333299
>fire all barrels at once
>THE RECOIL

12 gauge GAU-8

>>28333305
You may be slumped against a wall with a broken spine, but everything that used to be in front of you is now paste.

>Use parts of dead soldier's cremated ash
>make diamonds
>fit diamonds onto bullet tips

>>28333305
>>28333314
nock gun 2: dislocate harder

>>28333325
>Dislocate
yeah, your fuckin shoulder would be located 20 feet away from you

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>>28333324

>>28333324
even in death, i serve.

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>>28329940
>>28330143
i cant go on
it was too painful

>>28329940
Good enough for Squanto, good enough for ISIS. I'd buy it for posterity.

>>28329304
If any of you end up marketing some you better name it "Reagan's Revenge."

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>>28328747
I don't see an issue with this

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>>28332190
Like this with inserts?

>>28329538
>belt fed sniper rifle
>fucking thing gets too hot; loses accuracy
>gotta watercool the barrel
>lewisgun.gif