Welcome to the Muddy Fudd, how fudd are ya?

>>28328004
AM I BEING DETAINED!?

>>28328004
I attached a laser-sight to my double barrel.

Without any rails.

>>28328004
.220 swift.

>>28328004
Ebony fore end tip.

I own 4 Rugers.

And none of them are AR's/centerfire pistols...

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>>28328004
My single shot shotgun has the scope welded on.

>>28328004
SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED

Walnut furniture is objectively always better than polymer.

>>28328004
I only own two semi-automatic firearms. A SKS (in wood furniture) and my XDs in 9mm. Everything else is a bolt action.

>>28328168
Excuse me, sir, sorry to keep you waiting.

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>pretty fudd
I drove 300 miles today to chase a dog 6 miles through the swamps while carrying an Italian shotgun to shoot one single ruffed grouse.

>fully believe that should have been able to carry an ICBM in the truck if I wanted to.
Maybe not full fudd.

I cerakoated a mint condition milsurp 1911

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I would hunt with ar15, But it would blow up the whole hog with that kinda fire power.
Plus the full auto banana clip just aint meant fer huntin

>>28328435

I cerakoted your moms face with my cum.

>>28328479
#SAVAGE
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>>28328004
I own an inline muzzleloader.

I wear Realtree on everything, even my Ford Bronco is wrapped in Realtree.

I don't believe you whippersnappers should have high capacity clips, you'll blow the meat off. Use a good old American gun in .30-30 or 7mm Remington

>>28328004
I chased a deer in the woods w/ an old, rusty fire axe

.45 does more damage than 9mm because it's slower; thus allowing it more time to expand in a target

i buy plastic glocks so i can use it as targets for my kimber 1911

>>28328004
What's a fudd? Ya'll got any .22?

>>28328004
Any gun over $350 is too expensive. I have my hunting clubs logo on the back window of my F-150. My tree stand is only 3 feet tall

>>28328004
from my personal running list of "unpopular opinions"

plastic and aluminum make a gun look and feel like a cheap toy

the best way to reduce felt recoil is to practice and get used to it ya pansy

no part of a gun should require batteries

the best balance of ergonomics, handling, and power for a semi auto pistol is a .45 ACP Colt 1911 S70. 10mm guns are either too heavy or snappy in comparison, anything smaller is too weak, double stack mags are too fat.

I got dis huur Nazi mooser dat I made into a duur gun. Lookin 2 sell 1500 firm. No low ballers or niggers. Dis got Nazzzee markings n a nice Barska scope frum big 5

>>28328004
I took an 1939 Mauser 98k scratched off those nazi symbols, cut down the stock, and drilled screw holes into the reciever to attach a Bushnell Sharpshooter 3-9x40. Then I cerakoted the entire thing sage green. And only shoot dirty ammo. With. No. Cleaning.

Smith and Western

Ruger has gone down the drain. How can they call their rifle the "American" if it aint made of wood?

I enjoy using my guns more than I enjoy pointlessly collecting them and ammo I will never, ever use.

>>28329146
This made me physically uncomfortable.

Mini 14, wood stock.

>>28329119
Come on in

Pumping my mossberg will scare off any would be intruders

>>28329146
Jesus Christ man, that's just a bit too far.

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I told my wife to rack the empty shotgun I keep near the bed during a home invasion. I sure do miss her.

> carries a 1911 everyday
> doesnt like glocks
> owns one anyway
> I shoot the fuddy five better anyway so fuck it

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>>28328004
my christmas gift to me was a black powder revolving rifle to match my black powder handgun.

I think the pinnacle of revolver aesthetic design is the remington 1858

>>28329146
>pristine looking pre 1899 argentine mauser
>250 dollars at gander fagtron
>7mm mauser
>i want this
>i need this
>action is smooth as butter
>no last round bolt hold open, which i love because it's annoying as fuck and I can count to 5 without it
>check bore
>...
>soul dies a bit inside
>rusty sewer pipe/10
>no rifling left
>hand it back to big box serf
>the look on his face is one of "this guy just wasted 30 minutes of my time to look at a rifle he didn't buy"
>tell him to check the bore
>"goddamn man"
>leave store dejected

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>>28329146

>>28328168
OH SHIT SON

>>28328878
Please tell me you just made this up and it isn't actual fuddlore. Please.

> All those post
> crtl+f "bout tree fiddy"
> no match found

Sons. Kill yourself.

>>28331245

IT is actually fuddlore. Sorry bub

>>28329146

I think I hate you.

>>28329119
Triggered

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>>28328004

My M44 is more accurate than your AR.

All ya need is a shotgat wid buckshot fo defens. No on needs a fukin assalt wapon fo no reson.

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>>28329146
Congratulation you tapped into the mind of someone that pisses me off.
Never go full fudd.

>>28331805
Lack of a south park reference too much for you?