Shitpost your cool/stupid military gifs here k

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merry christmas /k/

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>>28308066
Just watching it made my bowels twitch

>>28308019

lol wut

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>>28308077
theres a reason its hard to be a flyboy

>>28308199
>all those terrified POW kids
damn

>>28308077
you should love this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXtP7IXPtoE

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>>28308077

>>28308199
Jesus fucking Christ, they're all kids :(

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ukraine was fucked

started with just clank

>>28307950
Saw a really good one of these. Dude was rocking hot pants while directing an F-16

>>28308199
Poor lads. Hope most lived a relatively peaceful life after the war.

>>28308366
woah, I thought missiles turning and spinning like that was a meme.
Do thos ones have some form of guidance, or do you just have to hope it doesn't fuck up too bad?

>>28308247

What video game is this?

>>28308199
That's horrible :(

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>>28308587

Most likely wire guided.

>>28308633
>ahmed gets a pirate version of premiere.webm

>>28308138
I sware to me mam I thought it was a videogame at first

Dayum nice, thanks for that!

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SLAV FU THE SERIES.

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>>28308755
>that one guy dressed as a straight up ninja with a fucking sword to boot

>>28308199
fuck nazis, but better them than japs

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>>28308771
Is that Azov?

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Hey /k/im, I see that you and I have been lurking on /k/'s humor board many times, and thought about making some folder, for stuff... Whatcha think?

>>28308771
always imagine the soundtrack to be
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Zbi0XmGtMw

>>28308109
But man, the pussy AF pilots get...

>>28308877

Snackbar space program

>>28308199
One of them grew up to be Hans gruber. He was famous for that Nakatomi building episode back I the early 90s

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>>28308366
ammoracked first shot, fucking rng!

>>28308877
>tis but a flesh wound

>>28307983
>I'm gonna go into AB while still carrying a full load and over g the jet
>I went to college

>>28308225
>when you cast fireball and get that nat20

>>28309103
What a dumbass, everyone knows you hunt pheasants using a car.

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>>28308731
Fuckin' ninjas.

>>28308350
source on any of the footage?

>>28309109
Easy, Goose.

>>28309058
Well they did live so you could say that.

>>28309246
I doubt any of them are happy or healthy.

>>28308913
>getting your dick caught in the zipper

>>28308563
>>28308571
source on these?

>>28308877
Thank god they were in a mine-resistant vehicle

>>28309481
thank god you're not my real dad

>>28308138
Ah, that's low altitude IFR (I Follow Roads). Very important navigational skill.

>>28309109

it depends on how much you pull the stick and if it's loaded. if you programmed the PACS page (which isn't that bad since smart weapons and missiles self-identify) the OWS will tell you how much G you have available, plus with a sliceback it's about 6 G's so as long as you don't pull in a loaded roll and put weird asymmetric G's on the jet you'll be fine. it looks like maybe a 3 G maneuver.

>sauce: i went to F-15E B Course

>>28308942

it's a surprisingly hard sell.

>>28308079
I think thats from the wargame series

>>28308587
>Do thos ones have some form of guidance

That's what's causing the jerky motion of the missile.

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>>28308066
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmXvQqEcJZ8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9khQr1iOPfs
Source videos with music and no music

>>28310037
Can't on mobile

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>>28309713
youd be correct

>>28309782
No, that is caused by Ahmed being drunk at the wire.

>>28308507

nope, the allies put them in concentration camps and most died of exposure and starvation. The lucky ones were executed but that was reserved for the older ones who were usually tortured to death.

The Nazis were downright civil compared to the allies.

>>28308229

the absolute madman!

>>28308277

>you now realize that when the US brags about winning WW2 they are bragging about defeating literal children.

>>28309695
lel wut

what chick wouldn't go for that

>>28310631
Surrendered Enemy Personal were poorly accommodated due to logistic difficulties

>>28309097
Under rated post

>>28308658
It certainly does help with making some nice footage.

>>28310815

That's not even close to true. POW treatment varied based on who captured you and where you were sent. If you were lucky enough to make it to America conditions ranged from pretty good to basically fraternizing with the enemy level.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_prisoners_of_war_in_the_United_States

If you happened to be captured at say Stalingrad your chances of making it back to Germany were slim. Some of that was punitive, some of it was just logistics however.

>>28310631
because mass genocide of civvies is much more civil than poor treatment of POW's

>>28310765

two girls have called it off due to my career, and the only people i impress are other dudes.

>select all the gift boxes
actually a pretty cool captcha

>>28308229
>not a Kiowa
>not military

>>28310631
>most died of exposure and starvation

I sense a lot of shit being spoken here

>>28308913
better the probe than tangle the drogue in the main rotor.

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>>28311633

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>>28311598

Jesus Christ read a book. Allied camps for German POWs had terrible conditions and millions died.

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>>28311642
SWEDEN

YES
E
S

>>28311699
Would you say about...6 million?

Unless by the Allies you really mean Russia, in which case, what the fuck did they expect surrendering to furious Slavs?

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>>28311733
>le slav subhuman meme
>AMERICA AND ANGLO STRONG AND """GOOD""" ALL ELSE ARE BAD

>>28308963
>Hans gruber
Its that time

>>28311761
he's rite tho

>>28311761
Because america an britain raped their way across western europe and installed authoritarian regimes in france, belgium and germany

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>>28310631
>nope, the allies put them in concentration camps and most died of exposure and starvation.
>The Nazis were downright civil compared to the allies.
Borderline lie on the first, more of a deliberate untruth, the soviets were shit birds and everyone knows it, stop lumping the west in with communist scum who gave the same treatment they received. Downright fabrication on the latter. Get out of here NSDAP scum.

>>28310360
Yes you can

>>28310952

During WWI, there was a POW camp in Center, Texas. The prisoners were German and Italian. Not only were they model prisoners who never tried to escape or cause a problem of any sort, but they were more than happy to do civic work around the county. They were almost universally loved by the locals because they were polite and good natured.

The biggest problem was security. And not keeping the prisoners in, either. There were apparently a few local women sneaking under the wire at night.

>>28312319

I found the article written by a local.

http://www.uniqware.com/magazine3/level2htm/POW%20camp.htm

I knew the doctor mentioned in it. Dr. Oates was a really decent guy. Not the sort you want in your ER, but a great GP.

It doesn't mention the fraternization with the locals aside from the one guy who came back and married a local, but I lived in Shelby County for about 18 years and yeah..... local lore had it that more than a few local girls got caught sneaking in there for the bratwurst.

>>28311733
You know that 6 million number is so cute, I'm no nazi lover but it's just total bullshit and no one can prove it. But I guarantee the Bolsheviks had a higher body count, though it's not kosher to talk about you know who's role in that attempted genocide.

>>28311256
I'd bet my left nut that this guy was a Kiowa pilot.

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>>28311699
Only IF you count the Soviet's treatment of POWs as allied treatment of POWs you shill. Fuck the Soviets and fuck the fascists. The only real tragedy of WW2 is that the fascists involved the rest of the world before commies and fascists made enough time to kill enough of each other. The wall would have fallen so much earlier if the Luftwaffe hadn't burned its wings over England, who knows how many other's lives that would have spared at fascist Germany's expense. Seems win-win to me doubly so if you're a conspiracy theorist who sucks Bezmenov down load after load.
>>28312319
There were tons of Nazi prisoners of war who felt it was their duty to escape and cause as much disruption as possible, but when they did not commit murder during such escapades, they were not executed in secure territories. In fact the only German POW executions on mainland USA were explicitly spies or saboteurs.
Famously there was a U-boat captain who escaped (and arranged for the escape of 24 others from mainland US pow camps), most of whom expected upon recapture to be executed but instead were put on bread and water rations following their capture for a term corresponding to their escape. Meanwhile their brethren were murdering witnesses and concealing evidence during their retreat. Granted frontier POW camps aren't the epitome of luxury but to imply the English and Americans willfully mistreated POWs is bullshit, although war crimes did occur per all parties involved. I couldn't really care less what the French did to their POWs (lol they forgave many of their war criminals in the name of peace post war or enrolled them in less than honestly voluntary military service) and know full well the Soviet's murdered fascists in kind with the treatment they have received.
tldr get fucked nsdap

>>28308587
TOW missiles trail a wire back to the launcher. There's a grid in the sights the guidance system uses based on the exhaust flame position to send adjustments to the missile.

>>28308079
I thought it was real the first time I watched it, ill admit
made my stomach rise watching him dodge those sams

>>28309481

The operative term being "resistant"

>>28309389
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Africa_Addio

I watched it and it's pretty gruesome.

>>28308199
That one kid at 0:19 who is so happy to be a POW.

>>28309103

"Hunting is more ethical!"

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>>28315771
Wait for it

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>>28312456
>You know that 6 million number is so cute
>no one can prove it.
Except that fact that it was all over the news 20 years before it even happened.
So ofc it happened.

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>>28309032
>tfw popping a full hp E75 with a perfect HE shot from my M53/55

>>28310669
Children were only conscripted as a last resort when the nazis were short on men near the end of the war. Look up the Volksstrum.

>>28309021
Unironically showed this to my Sgt one time. He asked where to buy the pillow

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>>28308731
I never understood how Krab Manga advocates thought these kinds of scenarios "trained" people. Yes, someone with a knife within five feet of you will poke you a lot with it. Shouldn't the answer be to not let them within five feet

>>28316251
>Hurr Duurr block
>Hurr Durrrrrrrr take his knife from him
>Hurr Duuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr my body is registered as a lethal weapon

Martial artists
Logic about self defense

Pick one.