Self defense/CC stories

>inb4 OP grabs his pocketful of spaghetti instead

>>28291102

>one of the dindu henchmen sees what im doing and shouts "eyy yo nigga it aint wurff it" and his companions look up to see me trained on knifedu
>they all froze up momentarily
>11B is clutching his chest understandably, they got a few good kicks in
>dindu forces start yelling and doing that jump/run backwards while they shout at us about being fuck boys etc
>stay trained on them till 11B is up and they are out of 'threat distance'
>thankfully we were only about 2 minutes from my car but those were the longest 2 minutes of my life
>get the fuck outa there
>adrenaline was through the roof
>bonus point: 11B throws up out my window on the highway and smeared a car we were passing

I knew I wasn't gonna get a /k/ boner in that situation but no words can describe how fast your mind races when you are flirting with the line of taking someones life

Bump for interest

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Come on OP, why didn't you have this all typed out BEFORE posting?
You are truly a silly motherfucker if you think people are going to wait an hour for you to type out your story...

>>28291134
I was fuckin close ill tell ya that

>>28291184
sorry, had a few and really havent talked about it till now and it was too big for all in one

way to go fucko people like you are why we have safety briefs.

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>>28291200
Notepad is your friend, copy and paste bits of it. That way your thread doesn't die before you post the next part(s).

>>28291226
>>28291184
True, again didnt think of it but Clarkson will help me remember

So im assuming you drew down on knifeguy. Hence
>trained
But for clarification yes or no?
and did MP bro cc and draw too?
Cause 2 guns are better than just one when there's a horde.

Side note: Good Job OP! :D taking care of dindus like you should.

>>28291284
Ya drew down on knife guy since he was the biggest threat at that point considering he was trying to get an angle in on 11Bro

MP bro wasn't carrying since he was planning on drinking (and drinkin a decent amount) and knew I was carrying. If he was, at the "glance" moment we would have both drawn on the group without hesitation, we are bros and can read each other

>>28291102
Any other CC/defense stories?

>>28291378
Yo one time this wench tried to steal my virginity so I put on my robe and wizard hat and cast magic missle at her

>>28291172
You're an idiot
Sell your guns

What the fuck what's the point of drawing and not mag dumping into the whole fucking group?

I pray we are all ccing for the chance of taking out a dindu. After all, it makes the world a slightly better place when good men actually commit to doing SOMETHING

>>28291465
Why? should Op have tried to fight off a bunch of hyped up dindus?
At least he didnt magdump as first resort

>>28291527
OP here

that was one of my thoughts but it woulda been a lot of court/lawyer fees and i didnt know if there were any cameras that could have clearly captured the incident

>>28291378
>driving up to parents place and run out of gas passing through the lower income neighborhoods in Houston
>filling up gas at 3am and see 2 tacos approaching slowly
>one gets a knife out when we're about 10 foot apart and looks like he's about to dash towards me
>pull my jericho out as fast as i could and take the safety off and rack the slide despite having one already chambered
>one starts yelling PISTOLA PISTOLA JAVIER PISTOLA and both of them run the fuck away
>drive home to parents and had a nice Thanksgiving dinner, but still bitter that i lost a perfectly good hollow point round to this day

>>28291413
>not using color spray
Evocation can only get you so far, friend.

>>28291571
>still bitter that i lost a perfectly good hollow point round to this day
>tfw when a hp is more valuable than a taco

kek

>>28291571
I would've just put one in the taco w/ a weapon. Bladed weapon and 1300ft away? If he charged yoi couldve died before racking.
>any cop would've backed you up on 21' rule.
And then the hp wouldnt have been wasted.

>>28291364
Cool. Good on you. Glad you're all alive, make sure its reported so that we have more "crimes deterred by CC" stats. Kek

>be me pizza delivery driver
>delivering to shifty ghetto apartment complex at about sunset
>when I get out of my car I see a dude standing around a couple buildings down
>come back from delivery and dude has gotten closer
>quickly walk to my car get in and lock the doors
>window has a small crack for the breeze
>dude comes up, taps my window, and says "hey man I got a question for you"
>what.jpg
>"nah man open the door"
>no
>"ok well can you at least roll down the window?"
>no
>dude is visibly irritated and tries to open my door
>"come on man don't you trust me?"
>no
>dude is pissed
>"fuck you white bitch I'll break that fucking window and kick your ass"
>pull 1911 from center console and point it at him
>no
>"SHIT I'm sorry man I didn't mean it oh fuck don't shoot me"
>while he was saying this he was backing away and stammering
>never had another attempted cultural enrichment at that complex again

>>28292724
any more Wacky Wild African stories?

>be around 13
>mom is dating some new guy
>short italian roided-up body-builder
>fucking hulk with gimpy legs and a jew nose
>go for Family Dinner
>driving home
>guy in Big Benis Truck is tailgating really hard
>bumps the back of Half-Hulk's car
>all the way home
>guy waits outside while we park and go inside
>Italiano Grande grabs his glock longslide, mexican carries it, and goes out with a tire iron in hand
>guy fucks off

>>28291628

How do police deal with situations like this one? When a firearm has been brandished but not shot during a self-defense situation. Do they make you stay at the scene and take a full report, take your firearm, or tell you 'thank you for reporting the crime.'

>16 yo me vidya at neighbors
>neighbor is from montana so he's the guy with the guns
>suddenly hysterical knocking
>it's this young chick my age that babysits in our neighborhood
>drunk tacoburrito is harrasing and following her
>we let her in, montana bro grabs some sort of rifle, I was no guns and no knowledge back then, hands me a revovler and tells me only use it if he goes down, aim and pull trigger.
>one minute passes and drunk burrito is knocking, friend answer the door aiming at his head mexican fag runs away.

only close encounter. I now cc everyday. no close calls.

>1999, I'm 17
>ditch home and drive down south to live in Charlotte for some reason.
>Outside downtown area, all by myself.
>I was a balisong fag.
>Bored as fuck, decide to explore abandoned building.
>Go inside, looking at random shit, hoping to find something neat.
>Find a negro.
>It's dark. I'm 17, I look like a kid. He's 25-30.
>Negro starts asking me what I'm doing in 'his building'.
>N-nuthin man, just exploring.
>Tells me I have to pay him.
>Tell him I've got no money.
>"Ey yo I gotsa gat, don't make me pull it".
>ohshit.bas
>Thumb the lock on my knife, unfold it.
>"Yo get yo hands out ya pockets".
>"No."
>"You got a knife?"
>"Yeah, and I'm just going to turn around and find my way out of here."
>"Pshhh, aight".

That was that. Crackhead was too broke to have a gun and I knew it. I've wondered many times if I should have just stabbed him as soon as he threatened me. They'd never have known who did it.

>>28291172
>11B throws up in my car and smeared a car we were passing

This is how I know you're bullshitting. Anyone that's even spat out a window knows what happens to liquid out of a moving vehicle at speed.

>made up stories about brandishing

at least make up a story where you mozambique 6 separate targets in <6 seconds who are all wielding knives and threatening you from 20 feet away. (within the lethal distance of 21 feet)

>>28292791
Story from pre-ccp
>delivering to a shifty neighborhood
>broad daylight
>week before thanksgiving
>knock on front door
>little noglet answers the door
>was crying earlier could see tear streaks
>hey little dude is your mommy home?
>iknowbetterthantoaskfordaddy.jpg
>closes door and I hear him run through the house
>hear big footsteps slowly coming to the front door
>door slams open
>one of the biggest dindus I've ever seen
>6'8" at least and probably 280lbs
>he's holding an ax
>front of his shirt is covered in blood
>is mean mugging the fuck out of me
>I tactically shit myself
>dude sees the look on my face, my uniform, and the pizza hotbag
>drops the axe and puts his hands up
>"yo nigga I'm sorry I didn't mean to scare you"
>turns out he was wearing his Halloween t-shirt from that year doing some yard work in the backyard which also explained the axe
>apparently noglet had let a complete stranger/hobo in about an hour before I got there
>dude thought it was the hobo coming back and was ready to kick some ass
>we both laughed
>told him I was gonna change his name to Axe Dude in our system
>"nah, call me Axe Nigga"
>all coworkers were terrified to go to a house in a sketchy neighborhood to deliver to a guy named Axe Nigga

Good times

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>>28293139
I enjoyed this story.

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>>28291102

>4 of my buddies decide to attend a peaceful protest
>they thought it would be funny to live stream the interaction and spout memes and bane post
>mere seconds after their arrival before a single meme is spouted, they are approached by a mob of 30-40
>mob surrounds them and crowds them up against a fence
>mob starts punching my 4 buddies
>they start running away, but there's too many and they get punched some more
>they manage to start running away again
>they make it almost 2 blocks before the mob catches up with them again
>when the mob tries attacking them for the 3rd time
>my buddy pulls out his 1911 and mag dumps 8 rounds into the mob
>5 dindus down
>my 4 buddies make a harrowing escape
>massive lies about the incident are spread in the mainstream media and internet
>legal repercussions still pending

>be me
>off duty cop from Michigan
>visiting canada with wife
>walking through public park when two young bucks approach
>one of them says in a very aggressive tone
>EH YA BIN TO THE STAMPEDE YET?
>I instinctively reach for my weapon but remember I'm in canada
>The thug repeats the question as he walks towards me and my wife
>I quickly moved between these two and my wife, replying, ‘Gentlemen, I have no need to talk with you, goodbye,’
>They look at me funny and wander off
>I thank the Lord Jesus Christ they did not pull a weapon of some sort

Never going to canada again

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>>28293206
WHEW

I'd imagine the heightened tension must be pretty arousing.

You just feel so powerful by CC-ing.

I'm pretty excited for mines tbvh.

>>28292964
Truthfully, it probably would have been the perfect crime.

>>28291102
Oh boy, time for another stories that never happened thread!

>walking girlfriend home late at night
>get approached by some black guys
>they pull out knives and demand our money
>one of them says to hand over the girl too
>pull out my CC weapon, point it at them
>they shit their pants and run
>call the cops, the officer who shows up is someone i know, we high five and he tells me im doing a great job
>girlfriend gave me amazing sex that night, shit was SO cash
>got mentioned in the local town newspaper the next day

Am i doing it rite

>>28292890
I got arrested, always be the first one to call 911.

>>28291550
OP is right because we all know they are good boys who dindu nuffin

>>28291284
>>28291172
>>28291102
I know this is an anonymous forum, but take what I have to say as someone who is on your side.

You might have typed "dindu" in good heart as a joke or as a meme or because what the hell, it's 4chan, but if anyone is in a real life situation like OP where there is the possibility, no matter how remote, of being involved in any kind of legal action, I would strongly advise VERY carefully sanitizing the language you use after the fact. Because as we should all know from the recent SaigaMarine/BPR fiasco, publicly dropping (and the internet is public) mildly racist memes in (mostly) good humor won't be taken as a joke by the people who will find this, and will crucify you. And if this had turned out in any way that had resulted in your detention/questioning by the police and the situation had been combined with any kind of publicity, chances for them finding this post are fairly high.

That would then lead to all kinds of bullshit that could result in the police thinking they had the right (and when they're directed to do this kind of thing by the Obama DoJ, as they recently were in the SaigaMarine et al case, they have the right) to ransack your house for any kind of racist material, take your guns, and confiscate your computer and phone for analysis.

What would they find if they did? Do you have any Rhodesian milsurp? Any Wehrmacht or even just German stuff? What about a confederate flag? Ever browsed /pol/? Do you have any edgy maymay pngs saved? Is the Trump campaign, RadixJournal, or fucking Stormfront in your browsing history, even out of a one-off curiosity click, even from following a link from somewhere else?

In the kind of world we live in right now, these are questions you've gotta be asking yourself. This kind of careful self-censorship is just a fact of life, especially after an event like you've described. Once again, I say all this as a friend who is glad you got out of this unhurt and without having to use your CCW.

>>28293230
Yeah, I made up a story about how I didn't even pull my knife and that led to me walking out of a building.

i hope you guys can handle the fun.

>Be me
>Just turned 21 a few months prior to this
>Bought Glock 26
>Based Az so Constitutional Carry
>CCing with an OWB Holster under an unbuttoned flannel
>I look like the front man for some Pop Punk Band
>At gas station at 3am coming home from a local concert
>Fill up grocery getter
>Park it in front of the little shop after
>Because I'm not a dick who parks at a pump
>See shifty looking guy just outside the flood lights
>Think nothing of it
>Get myself an iced tea and a cliff bar
>Aww yeah chocolate chip nigga
>Coming out
>Walking to car
>Hand on door handle
>Feel hand on my shoulder
>Oh fuck me
>Immediately spin around
>It's that fucking shady looking fuck
>Immediately panic because he got the draw on me
>First thing that comes to mind is to push him back
>See glint of metal
>Yeah, I should probably shove him
>Do so
>Hard
>He staggers back and loses his footing
>Brush button up out of the way and place hand on baby glock
>He looks like he shits himself
>Gets up and runs off
>Keep hand on Glock and facing him until I see him round the back of the adjacent Jack in the Box
>Go back inside
>Buy two packs of American Spirits black
>leave again eyeballing the fuck out of the whole parking lot
>Drive home
>Sit on my back porch for two hours coming down from that rush

I learned a very valuable lesson about situation awareness that night.

>>28291184
>literal autism

>>28293299
I hope you shoved him by his eye holes.

>>28293206
Story in Canadian news. Dude was a fucktard. The people were looking to give him tickets to the Stampede.

http://gawker.com/5932846/american-becomes-laughingstock-of-canada-after-letter-to-editor-lamenting-lack-of-handgun-during-mild-confrontation

>>28293330
>gawker

fuck off

>>28293322
Well I mean, does shoving him by his face count?

>>28293391
I guess it's close but next time shove your fingers to his eyes. Works always, even if they have glasses you just go under them. No one likes being jabbed in the eyes.

>>28293379
National Post?
http://news.nationalpost.com/news/walt-wawra

>>28293379
Winnipeg Free Press?
http://www.winnipegfreepress.com/canada/us-cop-blasted-for-wishing-to-carry-gun-in-calgary-park-165699436.html

>>28293330
HA typical American. Too funny.

>>28293230

You forgot to mention that you go shooting with the officer later.

>>28293007
Yep. Gets all over YOUR vehicle.

Also:
>be in da woods
>be night
>be going back to house on trail after durr hunting
>house is about a mile away
>dark but just after shooting hours so no flashlight out but I have one on my hip
>due to darkness rifle is worthless
>see large black shape in front of me
>dafuq?
>shape stands up on back legs
>blackbear staring at me from 25 yards or so
>hear bear growling
>another bear responds from behind me
>ohfuck.jpg
>It's a mom and her cub
>draw sidearm and frantically try to grab flashlight
>turn flashlight on with lol9mm pointed at bear
>bear fucks off into woods

Guess the cub wasn't behind me.

Never pulled a gun, brandished, or shot except in the woods. Only other encounter was a bear charging me after I killed a deer. Fired 1 shot into the woods that time and the bear fucked off super fast.

>>28293276
Thank you for posting this. I don't think many people think about it.

Anything you do / say online, even on 4chan, would be pulled out of context and scrutinized to make it look like you're the racist aggressor who's been looking for an opportunity to kill someone.

>>28291102
>>28291172
wow, you are literally the idiot that liberals paint all gun owners as. grow the fuck up you little faggot. if youre going to spend the night drinking and brawling with your fight starting faggot friends leave your fucking gun at home

>>28293488
>The alternative of Anon's friend being shanked to death in a parking lot is superior

You're forgetting the part where the upstanding African American gentlemen initiated and continued to escalate the aggression. They were the ones that got stab happy, and he was the one that stopped them from killing anyone - without killing anyone in the process.

If he was the gun owner liberals paint all gun owners as he'd have shot every last one of them, along with the cop that responded to the scene and a baby that happened to be in the arms of a mother behind his target. And then complained the bullet holes in the corpses were too small for him to fuck.

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>>28293195
complete and total bullshit

>>28293535
yeah or he could have just avoided the dindus by crossing the street since he saw them 50 yards away and anyone with a brain would instinctively know to avoid a pack of young hooligan looking dindus. secondly his idiot friend escalates the altercation by provoking said dindu to fight. thirdly, OP could have just yelled im calling the police and got his cellphone out as soon as fighting started, while still having a hand on gun in holster in case situation escalated. the only right thing OP did was not shoot, so good for you OP or youd be in jail since your friend wasnt taking life threatening damage yet. also OP was drinking so that would have gone over well in court. what state are you in OP? most states dont even allow CCWers to go to bars

>>28291617
13'
I hate my phone

>>28291102
Dunno if anyone is from Lubbock or Amarillo but this story might apply to them.

>be me
>hill country kid, pretty fudd but I was gifted a Kimber 1911 at HS graduation by a close family friend
>thought I'd never use it
>been sitting in my center console since then
>2am just rolled into Lubbock and decide to do my grocery shopping
>head to Market Street and do my shopping
>notice on the way in a guy was eye-ing me from outside
>buy all my vegetables and noodles and such (have wild game in deep freeze for meat)
>start wheeling basket out to my truck
>watchful eye guy is following me
>get nervous, through all my groceries into the backseat of my truck
>guy is advancing on my truck, slaps tailgate and motions for me to stop
>roll window down just enough to hear him
>"hey man I need a spare tire from a truck like yours"
>"can you help me? My truck isn't here it's two miles up the road but I'll give you $20 and can walk you to my truck"
>no thanks man I need my spare tire
>"roll down your window more I can't hear you"
>literally yell the same response
>"hey man I can't hear you roll down your window more"
>tell him I'm a broke college kid and I need it
>"don't worry dog I'll pay you cash just open your door"
>Open center console and flash grad gift
>whoa man easy I just need some quarters to call AAA

and that's my story.

>>28293589
>>28293535

also did you call the police immediately after OP? no? just left with your friend puking out the window? wow what a grown up responsible adult you are. hopefully you learn your lesson, because if any of those dindus had called police it would go like this

>OPs car gets felony stopped
>OP and everyone in car ordered out at gunpoint
>OP slammed to ground, cuffed
>idiot friend stumbles out of car drunk, pants falling down he tries to pick them up
>cops unload 37 rounds of +P gold dot 124gr because he reaches for waist
>OPs gun gets confiscated as evidence for assault earlier
>dindus laugh all the way home

>>28293195
running away presumes guilt

>>28292890
Preferably this:
>Call 911
>asess and either reholster, or unload firearm and put on a flat surface away from you. Don't render first aid unless u ou have training.
>you will probably be put in handcuffs till the LEO figures out what the hell happened. He'll take info down, your statement, and the gun.
>expect a trip to the station to get the whole story if needed

They'll conduct a full investigation if needed, so if you're in the right, no fear. Especially if its on a CCTV system. If you're in the wrong, maybe expect charges.

>>28293600
Also I should note that my truck is covered in gun brand decals and hunting decals as I am a guide.

>>28293589
>Avoid the dindus
Except you're forgetting the part where you should be able to walk in public without fear of being fucking assaulted by roving packs of youths.

>Friend should not have escalated
Sure, there is no excuse for this. It was stupid. But they're both guilty here and the upstanding gentlemen did the majority of the aggressing.

>Call the police and tell them you're calling the police
This will, at best, cause them to shank his friend and run. At worst they shank his friend and then go shank him and his buddy, steal their wallets, and then run. Because he waited to draw and fucked around with his phone instead and they're right next to the fucks.

>OP was drinking
Nowhere does it say this in the account, this is your assumption. Probably he was the designated driver since his buddy had the sense to not carry while drinking. There are states it is legal to CC in bars as long as you're not drinking, like Wisconsin where more than half the restaurants are also bars

>>28293535
You just penned /k/'s ultimate CC wet dream

>>28293611
>the dindus are smart enough to follow them to their car and get the make and plate without OP noticing
>There's magically a cop car in the right place at the right time
>The cop's going to be looking in every single vehicle on the road in the dark of night, because he doesn't have make and model he just has "dose crackas aimed a gun ad us dawg!"
>The cop gives a shit about what pavement apes say in the first place

>>28293611
>>28293661
Oh right, and most importantly
>The thugs call the police in the first place
Acting like they did, they probably had warrants on their heads already.

My brother shot a guy in the back who was robbing our store. Single round of .22 lr from Ruger Single Six. Walked up behind him and almost touched him with the barrel. He shuddered and yelled fuck! jumped and ran away and cops could not find him. No blood, no nothing. Cops never did catch him.

>>28293689
did the robber have a weapon

>>28293299
kek
>homeless guy with no voice because cancer and general malnutrition just wanted a dollar for jack in the box dinner, had a few shiny quarters in hand already to show what he wanted, almost gets shot by jumpy 21 year old rookie cc'er

How do they handler you drawing but not shooting?

I know brandishing is illegal but the person you drew on could then go and call the police and say you were threatening people with your gun.


What do?

>>28293758
it's already been said. YOU HAVE TO CALL POLICE FIRST. 911 always treats the first caller as the victim. if the other guy calls 911 and you dont, they will side with him as the victim by default when responding. hence why OP was an idiot

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>Couple years ago
>23
>Visiting buddy that lives in shit part of town; leave his place at about 1:30AM
>Had to park down the street because some Mexicans were having some huge party
>Usually not a problem, a lot of the Hispanic folk in that area are generally good people.
>Notice guys across the street hanging out by a car, smoking and talking.
>Take note of them and keep stepping, truck is right around the corner.
>Hear footsteps approaching me at a quick pace.
>Don't even look and start sprinting.
>Take a glance behind me when I hit top speed.
>Niggerwithabat.png
>Pass truck knowing I don't have enough time to get in before he busts my window and subsequently my shit.
>Get to a streetlight and about face.
>Throw open coat and grab Hi-Power
>Draw it and point it at him.
>Nog drops bat and ducks, diving behind some garbage cans.
>"HE GOT A FUCKIN' GUN"
>Sprint back to truck and get the fuck out of there.
>Never go back after dark.


A Mexican kid in the area ended up getting put in the hospital a week or two later, apparently some kind of gang initiation, learned my lesson. Buddy moved a few months after that.

>>28293772
What if there is no video evidence or anything?


There isn't anything to prove that you didn't just draw your gun unprovoked and threaten someone with it. I realize it's the same with saying that there is no evidence to prove you weren't threatened, but still.

>>28293230
Needs more "soccermom saw you draw and attacked you for having a baby killer before being tazed by cop bro"

>>28293139
>turns out he was wearing his Halloween t-shirt from that year doing some yard work in the backyard which also explained the axe
anon holy fuck you came so close to being killed by a nigger with an axe
thank god you're one naive fuck

>Paid a taxi driver to take me around one night
>Gave him 600 dollars up front to be my driver all night long
>Left my briefcase in the taxi while I went upstairs to handle some business
>Zip tied taxi drivers hands to steering wheel so he wouldn't be able to start the car and leave
>Taxi driver frantically honks horn to try to get pedestrians to help
>Two scumbags come by and see that he is incapacitated and rob him and take my briefcase which contained valuable documents from the back seat
>I come back in time to see the scumbags walking off
>I shout at them to bring back my brief case
>Scumbag quickly rushes at me saying "oh you want your briefcase?"
>He gets right up next to me and draws his gun
>Makes the fatal mistake of drawing his weapon in close proximity
>I push the weapon away with my left hand as I draw my weapon with my right hand
>I immediately shoot him twice in the sternum
>Switch to his partner, who also had a gun, shoot him twice in the sternum and once in the head before he hits the ground
>Walk back to first scumbag and shoot him in the head and retrieve my briefcase

Fucking scumbags
Do you think anyone will notice

>>28292820
>hulk with gimpy legs and Jew nose
>half hulk

Fucking kek. Pics?

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>>28293885

>>28293552
it is true

you must not keep up on current events

>>28293615
generally you try and retreat in a state with duty to retreat laws

>be canadian
>know I'm going to a shut fucking area so illegally cc
>sure enough gang of neeches roll up on me and my friends
>machetes and bear mace
>coming out of alley with masks on
>lift shirt and show Mexican carried handgun
>they stop immediately and slink back into alley
>see shitty suv full of squaws peel out
>report vehicle a few days later and make up bullshit about circumstances
>was picked up that night and arrested 8 natives in it for weapon related charges and parole shit
>only seated 5

Fuck I hate natives so much.

>>28293589
>>28293634
DD = Designated Driver

>>28293885

I saw this scene but I forgot what show/movie it was from.

>>28293998
Collateral.

>>28293885
>laughingtedcruise.jpg

>>28293230
What kind of gun was it an anan?

A daily reminder to practice what you're going to say when you draw to avoid spaghettifying the situation. I think "HOL UP" is quite a good one, short, right to the point and easily understood by everydindu.

>>28294003

Oh yeah, shit was fire.

>>28291102
Fake as shit but meh nice story though

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>>28291102

tldr;
>OP's douchebag friend gets kicked out of one bar for fighting, later tries start another fight on the street, while armed OP and his other drunk friend, who is also possibly armed, make no effort to de-escalate/ reign in the douchebag friend and instead ready themselves to brawl, which results in OP almost drawing on a guy who pulled a knife in response to OP's crew initiating a fight.

Sounds like you guys have trouble handling your booze. Maybe you should practice more before trying the real thing.

>>28294152
i've seen like 7 replies to the original post and no one apparently read that OP wasn't drinking and was the designated driver


does no one pay attention?

>>28293615
So what you're saying is he should have shot the Dindus right from the start instead of trying to escape from them?

>>28294162
Yes.

>>28294160
>implying I ever claimed OP was drinking
>implying standing by while your friend loses his shit not once but twice in a night because he can't handle his alcohol isn't equally as retarded

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At work

>Half Black, full nigger
>Throws catering pan at me
>Block it with a baking sheet
>Shout at him
>Trying to punch him
>coworkers hold me back
>faggot nigger runs into a bathroom and starts crying

My thu'um is too powerful.

>>28293139
This was a good story

>>28294152
did you know white people are the only people who even believes in "de-escalating" a situation? literally nobody else does this and thats why whites wont be a thing in the next 90 years

>>28293916
Lmao neechee is cree for friend where you from, faggot?

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>>28293139

>>28293276
This so hard. Every /k/ommando who carries needs to follow this to the letter. I know that PC is bullshit and we all use dindu and taco semi-jokingly, but for Christ's sake remember your OPSEC and Don't Fuck it Up!

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>>28291413
>Dis nigga still uses Magic Missile

How are those 1st level spells treating you, apprentice? Maybe if you train hard you'll learn how to cast Fireball or Lightning Bolt.

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>>28293195
You left out the part about how Saigamarine organized the entire premeditated attack and how they fled the scene to go to his apartment afterwords to debrief and plan another shooting.*
*ᵃᶫᶫᵉᵍᵉᵈᶫʸ

>>28296418
>Moses Lake

>>28296699
>wasting 3rd level slots on pathetic evocations when you could be the party MVP with spells like Haste, Slow, Stinking Cloud, Dispel Magic and so on
>it's 2016 - 1.5wks

>>28291102
Army
>ccing to bars
>starting random fights with nigs over nothing
>throw up on some random persons car
>hurrrrr durrrrrr army strooooonk fuck being a silent professional

You guys are absolute scum

>>28293600
I'm in Lubbock, currently just for school and such.

>>28293195
You from St. Paul bro? Me too man haha

>>28291102
>walking back from whole foods, I like the ginger ale they sell there so it's my reward after walking a mile for it because I'm /fit/
>have bread, etc, because why the hell not
>walking, see two black drunk people, leaning on each other, being drunk, etc
>avoid
>get past, hear distinctive sound of woman crying
>she ain't drunk
>turn around, "is there a problem here?" she breaks free of hobgoblin's grasp, runs behind me and hides
>"OH.. LOOKIT DA WHITE BOY!"
>"What is all of this?"
>"Imma beat her black head in" he says as he advances toward me
>instantly level 9999 pissed, drop groceries, lean forward "are you fucking sure about that buddy"
>guy mumbles about needing money for a bus, instantly I throw like a handful of quarters on the ground, "Merry Christmas."
>"AWW MAN THAN-*" no, no no you stay back, pick up your quarters
>grab groceries, escort fucking hysterical chick to her building down that very fucking block, accept thanks, say bye, walk out
>crackfiend was nowhere to be seen, I wonder if he had enough quarters to get a bus
>on my way back I notice a fucking police station right goddamn there not twenty fucking feet away

There was a cop car sitting out front, cops were stuffing their faces with fucking Jimmy John's or some shit. Meanwhile I lived basically right next to Lake St. which was full of Mexican gangbangers and never had an incident while everyone told me downtown was safe. Yeah. Totally.

>>28293744
OP for that post here, I had a hearty laugh.

>>28296824
>Julio Suarez
>White

Okay

>>28297613
>I'm in Lubbock
I'm sorry.

>>28298209
>pocket sanding crackheads with quarters
the Hero we Deserve

>>28298365
LOL, my life consists of playing videogames. Doesn't matter to me where I live currently.

>>28296824
do you enjoy making things up out of thin air?

>>28297802
I live in Minneapolis

>>28293007
a bad liar always adds some embellishment

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Lots of noise in this thread...

But if anyone wants to know how it really goes down cc shooting someone...

You will LOVE this story!

One of the extremely few people who have ever talked about how it went down...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eg5Gaza6OOw

>>28300269
this is absolutely fantastic

The takeaway from this discussion? Fly-over shitholes are worse than SF/LA/NYC shitholes. I've walked though some dicey areas of all of the above and never had an issue.

>>28293916
native bitches are so hot.

I came inside a hot native girl at a party. I don't know what she did after that but it was good.

>>28300789
>this is absolutely fantastic

Yes....

There are so many lip flapping morons out there that just "dream" of how they might have to do it.... But I have actually never found anyone else that actually told us about how it went down first hand in detail...

Here are more of his best vids...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kwyCs4gFgI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kwyCs4gFgI

>>28296380
>guy bumps into you
>FUCK YOU ITS TIME TO DIE

no

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>>28291102
>>11B turns around and yells "oh cmon thats all youre gonna do"

sounds like you and your m8s started it

>>28300976

Opps..

I fucked up the second link...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aRzVuel_hI

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>>28291597
>Using color spray on anything level 5 or up.
It's not you want to waste a turn when the enemy rolls an easy save.

>>28301116
>It's like you want to waste a turn*
stupid phone

>>28291571
Yeah Houston is like that (fuck this place) what side of town were you on?

>>28293600
Inna Houston. Save me anon

>>28293814
>Hi-Power
Should have shot the nig desu. Saved a few people from getting the buisness end of that bat.

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>>28294987
Did your shout go along the lines of.
"GOTT DAMM NIGGER, GIT THE FUCK" and rushed him with a rope noose?

>>28293195
So much bullshit in this post. You fags got what was coming to you. Hell you're even posting anonymously now lmao.

This isn't a self defence story, and it's not my story, it's of my cousin but it is a story to convince people that we should be allowed to CC in Australia.

>cousin is 17
>deals drugs
>thinks he is bullet proof
>is actually a pussy and cries
>hes walking home from a party at 3am in safe area
>walks down the path next to a soccer oval
>5 lebos around 18 stop him
>they say to him
>"hey there mate, you got any money on you?:
>cousin responds
>"nah man"
>cousin actually has 300 bucks in wallet
>Lebo pulls out a knife and says
>"nah i think you do"
>cousin runs away from all 5 of them
>they chase him
>more of them pull knives out while chasing him
>cousin luckily out ran them
It's just fucked knowing that this happend in my suburb that is full of white people with very low crime rate and is safe as fuck, and it happend right next to my elementary school.

>>28293716

Yeah. Dude had a nickel plated short barrel revolver. He says it looked like an old Iver Johnson or Harrington and Richards revolver. Dude stuck the gun in Pop's face and said he was gonna kill him. Bother was doing work in the stock room and saw it go down. He grabbed the .22 from the storeroom desk walked straight up to him and put a .22 round nose lead straight into his shoulder blade.

>>28298888
nice eights man
8+8+8+8=32
32=skull and bones

>>28292724
HA! What an idiot to think anyone would ever get out of the car for something like that

>>28292964
Absolutely untraceable, they probably wouldn't even try to look. But also would have been unnecessary with you gaining nothing.

>>28293195
Lol peaceful protest.

>>28293299
Nice quick thinking but you're right, situational awareness is key. Someone shady staying out of the light? No way in hell should you turn your back on them

>>28293488
So what, he should have let his friend get shanked or try to hand to hand the guy with a knife and get knifed himself?

>>28293600
I will never understand how criminals will ever think that will work.

>>28294987
Kek

>>28302756
Well most people are fucking morons.

>>28291102
Wasn't really CC, but close enough.
>Out buying a gun.
>Beautiful 357 Smitthy Wessy.
>Stainless Steel.
>Barrel as long as a horse's cock.
>Gun shop throws in half off a box of 357 hollow points and a speed loader.
>Thanks clerky pants.
>Sitting in my truck, decide to try out the speed loader for shits and giggles.
>Phone call.
>Its my stupid cousin, asshole went to the titty bar real fuckin early, and got loaded, comengetme.
>no choice, its snowin outside now.
>Its gettin dark real fuckin early.
>Get there and see cousin stumblin towards my truck like the dumb fuck he is.
EYYYYY LETS DRIVE MY CAR INSTEAD!
>Im not leaving my truck here.
EYYYYY GET MOM TO COME GET MY CARRRR I DUN WAN NO NIGGERS STEALIN IT!
>Suddenly, fucking 8 god damn black guys start approaching.
THE FUCK YOU SAY!
>Now, I didnt leave my 357 in my truck, that shit was in my pants, sticking out like a sore fucking thumb.
>Black ring leader stops dead in his tracks holds up his hands
EY YO FUCK THESE RACISTS IT AIN WORTH IT!
>Cousin looks at me like I just performed a miracle.
>I dunno what the fuck I just did.
>Cousin looks down
OHHH SHITTT CAN I SEE!
>Tries grabbing for it, I forgot I stuck it there.
>THE FUCKING THING WAS FULL ON LOADED AND HAMMER COCKED
whoops.
>3 days later I shot his tire on purpose cause he kicked the shit out of the side of my truck door denting it.
>We left his car and some dindu's stole the rear lights, windshield wipers, lugs, and hubcaps.

>>28302136
what is bullshit?

>>28300269
What's up with the comments?

>>28302853
Well I can't argue you that one, that's for sure

>>28302866
Where do you live where the blacks are that unruly? Wait that's everywhere

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>>28291102
I have a couple. For some reason pizza guys are fucking huge targets.

>be me, delivering to shitty ghetto area
>walking back to car after a delivery
>guy didn't want his wings, because "Dat shit's way too hot, I ordered medium!"
>recipt said hot but whatever, not my problem
>notice a tamale behind me
>somehow no appreciable muscle mass but has fat
>"Ayy white boi you got some money on you?"
>"None, guy didn't want his order."
>"Load a' shit, gimme your wallet."
>knew the guy was close because I could hear the change in his pocket moving
>knew I was fucked either way
>threw the wings at the guy's face
>direct hit, guy drops the bat and starts yelling in Spanish
>wait what?
>turns out the fucker had a bat I didn't notice in the dark
>grab that shit, back up a bit
>he's between me and the car, now, because I went for the bat
>fuckmylife.wav
>gets back up, pulls a shitty pocketknife out of his pocket
>adrenaline dump has gone from "pretty powerful" to "rageboner"
>the fact that this guy had the gall to threaten me pisses me the fuck off
>don't give him the chance to try and get close, just take a step forward and swing downward at an angle as hard as I can
>felt his collarbone snap, he goes down and is screaming bloody murder
>there's blood everywhere all of a sudden
>apparently the bat tore the skin on the side of his neck and the bone started to stab into the musculature
>starts trying to get back up
>find myself winding up for another swing in the adrenaline
>"BL-"
>abruptly realize I almost yelled "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD" and killed the guy
>mfw
>guy just squirms over to a wall
>call 911 because got attacked
>20 minutes of questioning later, opted not to press charges
>spent the next 2 years with that thing sitting in my passenger's seat
>however it was a bitch to get out and swing effectively
>currently have an E-tool on order for car carry, since in CA a gun is basically a no-go

Still can't believe I came within a hair of killing him.

>used to work armed security
>hanging out with other patrol bros before our shift starts
>all our cars are good, so we're just standing around smoking/vaping/chilling to kill time
>2000 rolls up on us
>finish our smokes and conversations
>hop into our cars and prepare for another mediocre night
>on our north/large city shift
>get call from patrol manager
>"heyyyy you need to get over to this site and cover a shift, guy called out last minute"
>fuuuuuuck
>know the shift well, across the street from a mall, basically a large parking lot with large stores strapped to the side
>shift is a glorious 12 hours of walking on the weekends, have to cover 10 hours of it
>have to go up the stairs and check roof and shit too, sucks ass
>already know the problem people, plenty of druggies in the area, find 5+ syringes a night
>sharps container is overflowing and hasnt been emptied in 6+ months
>inform other patrol bros they have to cover my shit
>they complain but realize they have to
>shift supervisor isnt happy cuz he is gonna have to cover a fair bit of my work
>get to site at ~2100
>guy on shift has been there like 15 hours already
>decides to spend another half hour just talking my ear off for no goddamn reason
>get sick of it and tell his ass to go home
>normally unarmed site but patrol is armed so i get to tote my gun around
>great, another 4 lbs on my hip while i climb stairs and walk a parking garage
>spend first few hours kicking out druggies and dragging my report writing/breaks out as long as possible
>~0300
>last few hours of shift
>do a patrol of parking garage perimeter
>see well known junkie, lets call him Carl
>Carl has already pulled a knife on 3 different people
>knows he is trespassed and cant be on property
>call PD and let them know, PD wont show up i already know
>call supe and let them know hes back
>scribble it down in my notes
>yell out "CARL, you cant be here, youre trespassed, leave man"
>FUCK YOU
>andherewego
>cont

>>28291378
I can't greentext for shit but here you go
>going to visit buddy in ND/MN (lives right on the border)
>get blocked in by "shitty" traffic
>turns out to be dindu types
>they walk towards my car
>show pistol, aim at nearest
>they fuck off
>I go to friends place

This is why I don't carry in my holster while driving. Instead I have my CCW sandwiched between my seat and the console.

>>28303164
>"Carl, if you leave now PD wont arrest you cuz you wont be here, just leave man, go "
>starts rambling on about some bullshit, probably high on meth as always
>probably about 30 ft between us now
>"Carl, leave"
>continues his rambling
>What you tough now huh rent a cop? how bout i fuckin cut you like i did that [store] employee? huh bitch?
>pull out OC "Carl, LEAVE NOW"
>Carl makes bad life decisions
>Carl decies best course of action is to pull out a knife on me
>continues yelling about some meth addled bullshit
>stash can quickly and get ready to pull my gun
>"CARL, PUT THE KNIFE AWAY AND LEAVE NOW"
>Carl decides to full on rush me
>draw and fire
>MUTHERFUCCKKKKEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
>i thought i put two into him, turns out adrenaline is a hell of a drug and i got him 6 times
>Carl is now on the ground
>call up PD, let them know, shots fired, one down, armed with knife, needs medical ASAP
>cont

>>28303100
out of all the things that didn't happen, this didnt happen the most.

>>28293276
>self-censorship
Go fuck yourself.

>>28303190
>PD and medical on the way
>call supe
>"really? fuck i suppose it was gonna happen eventually (carl has a really bad history of pulling knives), you alright?"
>"Yeah man, my ears are ringing, hes still got the knife and I have absolutely no med supplies, not even in the car, hes gonna have to wait for an ambulance, i cant do shit" (State law requires you to provide aid if possible)
>"Alright hang tight, you sure the car is empty?"
>"Yeah man I checked it before I left, not like I can go get anything right now though"
>5-10 minutes later, PD and medics show up
>PD takes the knife out of his hand, along with the other knives/box cutters in his pockets
>got him twice in the leg, three center mass, and one in the arm
>medics get cleared from PD and do their thing
>by the time its all over its ~0430
>patrol and district managers got woken up for this
>told im on paid leave for the next week at least
>neato
>report on situation has to be in by 1800 that night
>not so neato
>end up writing a fucking MASSIVE report on the entire situation, dont get to sleep until I finish it
>finish report, send to managers to get their approval, fix a few things, told the company lawyers will talk to me
>they state that knowing carl's history, im probably not going to have any charges against me and should hopefully have nothing to worry about, i followed procedure, carl escalated to where lethal force was deemed necessary for my safety and the safety of others, and i stopped shooting when the threat was neutralized
>have to meet with lawyers to get all the bullshit with PD sorted and cleared
>in the course of 3 days probably got 10 or so hours of sleep
>tons of report writing
>not worth the paperwork honestly
>Carl ends up living
>had to spend a good amount of time in hospital
>ends up having issues with the meds/painkillers and shit because he was on so much meth that when he started withdrawing it caused complications
>of course Carl cant afford this treatment
>cont

>>28303249
>Carl eventually gets out of hospital with some (im assuming) killer scars, and a hefty hospital bill, no insurance or family to help him out, and still a nice meth addiction
>no charges ever filed against me
>get taken off north/city route and put on a more rural route
>nobody hears from Carl again
>while later end up quitting because security is a seriously shitty job


The entire course of things took about 4 months, I was on paid leave for just about 3 weeks. Nothing super negative happened, my ass didnt get blasted in a court room, but it was a fucking major pain in the ass overall, i do not recommend. the lawyers and paperwork were such a huge hassle, if Carl wasnt a methed up moron he would have a few less holes in him and probably would have just gotten some OC to the face with baton for followup.

The most concerning part is where your rounds go, I didnt expect to hit him in the arm, but its lucky I did cuz if I had missed thats a round I have to account for, if a bystander gets hit thats a HUUUUUUUGE amount of legal trouble which I would probably still be getting shit on from.

>>28301552

Almost exactly but i called him a faggot because there were other coons around.

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>gf in walmart getting bullshit while I waited in the car at night
>two cars pull up two lanes over
>guy gets out of one car
>another guy with several girls gets out of other car
>yelling ensues
>guys start fighting
>girls egging them on, laughing, while some serious punches are being thrown
>guy who showed up with girls knocks other guy to the ground, starts kicking him, over and over, girls still laughing, egging him on
>gets on top of dude and starts bashing his head against pavement and punching him.
>after the first head bash, I got out of car and sprinted towards them, flashed my IWB holstered PPK and told them to break it up.
>ohshit.jpg
>guy and girls speed off in their car
>beaten guy does the same thing and speeds off, didn't look scared of me, really fucked up from so many hits, tried to yell at him to let me give him first aid, his head had been bashed on pavement at least 3 times
>probably shouldn't have been driving.

>>28293814
>apparently some kind of gang initiation,

should have shot the motherfucker dead, jesus

>be 10 yrs ago
>23 years old, Vietnam vet Delta force
>walking too my truck
>see 47 negro men having gay orgy in carpark
>don't think anything of it
>qt17/10 model gf is with me
>negro men don't notice us, too busy with orgy
>lucky I am cc my MAC1911 with 250 round 16 stack magazine
>rip off jacket to reveal circa 1940's Hugo Boss suit
>shoot all the negros because I don't like black people
>have sex with gf and Swedish hitch hiker in car on way home while doing 100
>thank god I had my weapon tonight.

Ended up marrying both girls and we live in a castle

True story bro

ccw bros should consider signing up for this https://www.texaslawshield.com/

legal defense service fore firearm owners

>>28291413
>2015
>Not using niac's cold finger
Being this much of a pleb.>>28291465

>>28305045
Darn fat thumbs. Sorry and enjoy your (you)>>28291465

>>28304996
I've considered it.
Really not that much money for a legal defense insurance policy.

>>28293552
>>28293615
>>28296824
>>28297802
>>28302136
>>28302638
IT WAS SAM HYDE!

>>28303928
Probably concussed

>>28293600
>>28297613
Have I got a story for you people

>Live in LBK because of school
>Ŧ for lyfe, guns up mother fucker
>Live close to Walmart because cheap (always a bad idea)
>one night of heterosexual missionary only sex
>hear a truck slam into the curb
Now i should clarify that my apartment over looked my parking spot
>look out window
>think to myself "oh the neighbor drove drunk again"
>NOPE
>truck slammed into curb and now is flashing a light into my car in search of valueables
>nothing of value there
>proceeds to the next car
>i run outside in underwear
>grab whatever weapon was lying around
>truck dude hears me open the door
>peels out
>i fucking ran outside with my kabar
>i had my ak on a table and glock in a drawer
>didnt bother to pick those up.

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>>28305892
>mfw

>>28305892
BY THE WAY

this is the walmart i live by

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-BU30PRsz0

Welcome to Lubbock.....

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>>28298209
>Lake Street
>Jimmy John's
>Whole Foods

You in Omaha bro?

>>28293616
now heres a question. If I do have to draw my CC and use it and take a trip down to the station to give my report, does that go on a record anywhere as trouble with the law? I want to CC for my protection but at the same time I would hate to immediately fail any background checks because I drew my weapon in fear of my life.

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>>28306206
Meditate on this you must

>>28304794
>Ended up marrying both girls and we live in a castle

that slayed me thanks

>>28293917
Diamond Dogs

>>28292964
>Be me
>17
>stab crackhead
>Hiv, Aids, Herpes 1 2 and 3

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>>28293885

>>28291465
>implying OP shouldn't have killed all the dindus just for talking to him

>>28302626
>killing a crack head
>gain nothing
choose one

>>28294177
>having this much autism

>>28291465
please, do the world a favor and remove yourself from the gene pool

Is there any archives of these threads? I don't care if the stories are true I like reading them

>>28305916
Haha, I remember seeing that video few months ago. Isn't that the one up University? Lol I moved here for just school, no way in hell I'm staying any longer, I think I see Houston in my future, because racecar.

>>28306206
This is entirely dependent on charges being filed. Incident reports don't usually factor into background checks. I suppose on what you're doing the background check for though, and even then drawing on someone while in fear for your life isn't exactly brandishing.

>>28306855
Its off Ave Q

Avoid it at all costs.
Any questions about LBK i can asnwer for you
Just a heads up Louie Louie's and Chimy's is the spot for slooooooots

>>28306661
Well I guess that's true, less of a detriment on society

>>28293276
nigger

>be me
>be 10
>live in shitty neighborhood
>older sister is half black
>niggers always starting shit, all the time

>one of them wants to fuck her and wont take no for an answer
>waits out on our lawn like a dog in heat when our parents aren't home
>does shit like try to open her window at night
>parents always working, no time for bullshit

>friend named boppo has an older brother that gets me a shit ass potmetal gun for $30, comes with a partially loaded magazine and two loose bullets
>start keeping it in my backpack (this was pre-columbine, you could do these things much easier)
>one day horn dog nigger comes up to me walking home from school
>"aye you need to talk to your sister"
>"need to tell that bitch im gooood, she want me and dont even know it"
>"she better give me that shit or else maybe ill come take it next time your daddy's out of town"
>stop on the spot and start fucking with backpack
>"the fuck you doin?"
>pull out shitty pistol, nigger turns white as a sheet and starts stepping back
>shut eyes hard as fuck
>magdump at him from a few feet away
>he sprints off like a deer
>i do the same, throw gun in creek
>get home and throw up, hyperventilate and cry for the rest of the night
>spend a week being super paranoid and trying to get rid of the 'reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee'

Turns out I didn't hit that fucker a single time.

Never saw him again either, tho.

I never touched another gun until I was almost 21 either, the whole thing had me real shook up about them.

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>>28291102
>Be me, almost 5 years ago now
>Be walking home from work at 2 AM
>Get about halfway there through half-decent part of town
>Suddenly Dindu out of nowhere, he's apparently pointing a gun at me (dark as shit here so I can't tell)
>"Gimme all ya money nigga"
>Put hands in pockets, grip knife
>Idea.gif
>"Sure you want to do this with a cop right there?"
>Dindu turns around
>I whip out my shitty walmart knife and run it into his chest
>Then run the fuck out of there
>Get home, freak out more, call cops and explain
>Days later, legal shit happens
>Turns out dindu was a repeat offender, was carrying a squirt gun
>Tries to dindu his way out of court, doesn't work, still in jail today
>I get my knife back

Pic related, I've carried it for a while since then but it no longer works, broken in a few places and it doesn't even snap open anymore. A shame, really, I've taken to calling it the Melon Slicer

Not my story, but my uncle's
>Driving through the city taking mom to appointment
>Stop at a light in a bad-ish area of town
>See two nignogs with their hands in their waistbands move to either side of car (driver/passenger door area)
>Immediately get a bad feeling, draw on one closest to me
>They immediately turn tail and run down the street

Story is confirmed by my grandma

>>28293276
Something something behind 7000 skellingtons

>>28292964
>17 y/o manlet
>Stabbing a grown-ass man on crack
You'd have better chances of catching a greasy Usain Bolt

>>28293195
Please link us to a new article about this, no matter how skewed it is.

>Want to CC cause now work night in shitty crime ridden area.
>Also work as night security.
>HUR YOU CANT HAVE GUNS FAGGOT.
>Not long ago a nog broke in, put a girl in a comma, and raped her countless times before her body was found the next morning.
>Want to carry now.
>Buy a Beretta 92A1.
ok, now for holster.
>Buy a holster I fucking hate.
>Practice drawing.
>Full size 9mm is not a good idea.
ok well home defense gun, why not.

So I am going to return the holster. But what is a good carry gun and holster? Id prefer a hand gun, not a revolver.

I was thinking of some Sig Sauer 320, but also a Glock compact.

Should I go 9mm or 40? Both perform about the same, I guess a 9mm.

I need a k approved compact 9mm I suppose, not subcompact. Safety is a must.

>>28293468

Bears aren't as scary as people think. Sure they'll fuck you up and are beasts, but for the most part they want to just be left alone.

>>28293552
>>28293615
>>28302136
Fucking newfags

>>28306883
Oh whys that? All the crazies out that way? Haha good to know thanks.

>>28307844
XDs. Single stack and you get extended mags for it. Should come with one 7 round and one 8 round magazine. You can buy 9 round magazines for it also.

Grip safety and trigger safety mean it won't go off unless you intentionally try to shoot something.

>>28307932
I cannot understand how someone can be that stupid. Especially for something that is currently on going and has threads popping up everyday both here and on pol.

>>28296824
weird shaped head, ugly face, try hard dweeb. Only his mom could love

>>28300971
hahah love it.

>>28307844
>>28308034
This

I have an XDs 9 which I have on me for my Night Job and it's a great little piece.

Our employee handbook forbids having a gun on us, but I recently saw my GM had a fucking .380 in her Purse so I said fuck it.

>>28303100
hah real or not the "blood for the blood god" part is hilarious

>>28293195 this would have made the news, you're full of it

> Walk down regular everyday valley in Finland at night
> Some cracksniff lookking guy comes from front
> carebear, have had no violent incidents ever
> guy starts to mutter something,
> carebear, propably talks to him self
> Shouts loudly "WALLET AND PHONE NOW" in Finnish
> Fuck, what now and froze
> guy starts comeing at me, distance 5 meters
> since i have mildly good reflects due playing regularly airshit
> try to dodge left, success i guess. Guy misses and falls over
> knife falls to ground whit the cracksniff
> "HOLY FUCK WHAT", kick the cracksniff in the head = Run like hell

Started kickbocksing next week,
Still think way unprepareid for next encounter
Fucking European gun laws, basic selfdefence is basicly illeagal in Finland if the attacker gets enykinda trauma or bruice.

>>28307844
>>28308034
I should mention that I have the 9mm XDs. You can also get it in .45 ACP though it of course has lower capacity. IIRC you can get 6, 7, or 8 round magazines with the .45 ACP XDs.

>>28308106
Same at my work. Except I work in a factory so I'd be flashing it all damn day while working. So I don't carry while actually inside my workplace.

>>28308124
It did.

>>28307135
Neat

>>28302866
Your cousin doesn't sound much better than your spooky dindus
Also why the fuck did you shove a new gun in your pants? Fug I don't want this to be true

>>28303291
>/k/ shoots armed druggie who rushed him
>major fucking pain in the ass
>do not recommend
kek

>>28304794
>40s Hugo Boss suit
Subtle, I like it.

>>28291102
Being a sapper, I can confirm this is truth.

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>>28307844
I carry a 3.8 XDm in .40 but I'm also a giant man. 6'4 270ish pic related

>working for phone company
>at cross box in bad part of metro Detroit
>we have had several armed robberies at this exact location
>4 African American gentlemen of the urban crew variety start walking towards me
>stand up and put my wiring tool on my work belt (which is around my waist behind me)
>urban crew eyes go big and they turn and start sprinting in the other direction
>wonder if they thought I had a gun or realized I was bigger than they thought
either way I don't work for the phone company anymore
They refused to allow employees to carry

>>28308124
It did you dumb fuck

>>28291226
>>28291184
>posts 5 minutes apart
>end of story posted before you could even sperg
christ calm down m80

>>28292724
>come on man don't you trust me
fucking kek

>>28293468
>dark so rifles is worthless
Nigger, what?
Learn to see at night. Please.

Also put alight on your gun if you're going to be about and about with it anywhere near dusk.

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Not my story, but a story nonetheless:

>be quite a few years ago
>"had" a friend named Pat
>lived a couple streets down from me in a nice upper-middle class neighborhood
>he was somewhat of a hoodlum (dealt drugs, stole things etc...)
>we used to buy weed from these brothers that lived down the street from him
>one day, they gave us weed that was premature, so he assumed they were growing it
>their parents had an RV trailer that sat in their driveway, they never took it anywhere
>he must have assumed that's where they were growing their weed
>about a week later at 3 o'clock in the morning, he decides to go to their driveway and break into the trailer
>those people either were very light sleepers or he was making too much noise
>the dad hears him and comes outside with a shotgun
>he wasn't armed, but the guy shot him anyway
>he probably raised his arm to cover his head as he turned around to run away (considering the way he got shot)
>the shot went from under his armpit through to the side of his head, died instantly.
>next morning, the whole neighborhood goes nuts and starts flaming the family, eventually driving them out of our neighborhood

We called them the fiveheads, for the exaggeratedly large foreheads that seemed to run in their family. I don't really blame them at all for what happened, even though he was my friend, he did something stupid and he payed for it. We even had a candle-lit ceremony with all of our friends at the end of the street, half our high school showed up.

Crazy, i actually smoked a blunt with him the night before at around 10 o'clock, 5 hours before it happened. Was some shitty news to wake up to in the morning, but, such is life.

Can anyone tell me whatever happened to Saiga Marine and the rest, whats their status?

>>28308625
Last I heard saiga is clear. The others are still up in the air due to that stupid video they made prior to going there. BUT all the testimony is on their side that it was a self defense shooting.

>>28308625
>>28308721
What's the story?

>>28308750
They did a stupid video where they said they were going to mess with dindus. Showed a gun during that video. Then they went to a BLM "protest" and got attacked. Retreated, attacked again. Retreated again and got attacked a final time when one of them pulled their CCW and shot some members of the mob. No one died AFAIK. Then one of them (I think saiga) called their cop buddy to turn themselves in.

>>28308769
Damn. That sucks. Glad animalistic dundus got nuffin'd, though. Hope people get cleared if it was a good shoot which it sounds like it was.

>>28308124
Fucking newfags, holy shit

Not a story but a question for Florida folks. I just bought a motorcycle. What's the law with carrying concealed carry? I have my permit, but I'm getting mixed answers about it.

>>28301350
Somewhere around Gessener in Memorial area. Lots of taco trucks and spanish and asian (assuming korean) businesses.

>>28308769
>Attacking the mob twice.
Proof that the protesters were just fucking defending themselves when the racist fuckers shot into the crowd.

>>28309505
Well avoid the texas city area at night. Buddy of mine got stabbed there while gettimg gas right after work. He was a noguns at first but now he carries. Hes got this wicked fucking scar across his neck.

>>28309524
You misread what I typed. The mob attacked them three times. On the third attack one of them shot at the mob.

>>28293589
>>>28293611
VA

>>28302307
Your cuz deals drugs,
Fuck the cunt.
He's not the poster boy for why we need CC.
Dealing drugs he may aswell have been carrying a blade or something.
Yeah nah he's a cunt

>>28302951

Lot of keyboard operators that think they would know what to do in that situation, talking shit to someone that actually used a firearm for self defense.

>>28293401
>Was deaf before, embarrassed to speak
>asshole gouges my eyes when I wanna ask for some money
>now blind
>he shoots me while I panic

>>28291102

Lol for a moment I thought that was the crotch

Weird

I can't appendix carry, shows up too much

>>28298209
A mile and you're /fit/? Holy shit dude, I'm a fucking.minster then.

>>28291102
I was outside a concert, somebody trow a package of crackers. Everybody was fighting for these crackers but I was looking to another place, the package was on my direction I was fast and I take that shit. Nobody couldn't believe neither my exgf. Fu

PD: I'm sorry if you didn't understand my story.

>>28306446
kek

we call that the canadian carry, ie ccing a full size handgun

>2000
>associates get a new stone in
>head over to check it out
>walk into shop
>some guy with a tea cozy on his head strapped to a chair
>3 dindu associates standing around
>call me by name in front of tea cozy chair guy
>fugg.avi
>cross draw 1911
>shoot this chair guy in the head
>ok, dindus, where is the stone
>apparently its in this guy's locked briefcase
>FUGG.avi
>draw my concealed meat cleaver
>chop briefcase arm off
>wrap it in newpaper
>skiddadle

some people... jeez

>>28303100
>20 minutes of questioning later, opted not to press charges
You just blew your whole story and pretty much confirmed it was fake. If you called the caps about someone assaulting you and such and than decided to not press charges they would arrest your ass so quick you would be begging to press charges.

>>28310518
>1911
>Not CCing a Desert Eagle, .50

Better close your legs, I can smell your weak ass snatch from here.

>>28308495
>in detroit
>refuses to allow employees to carry
Jesus Christ, what are they thinking

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>>28293276
>TL; DR

>>28307806
>>28308124

it did make the news newfag

http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2015/11/25/police-doc-black-lives-matter-protesters-started-confrontation-led-minneapolis-shooting/

this is the only even remotely accurate source I've seen.

also, watch at least the beginning of this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMAMJSRjV5w

their live stream of it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hc3c6cK9p_w

>>28311201
That a dead employee is one that you don't have to pay.

>>28293885
"Yo homie, that my briefcase?"

>>28307644
good story

you are still a worthless tripfag

>>28305892
Haha shit is that the one off Glenna Goodacre? I used to get ripped at the apartments down there with a few friends and walk over to golden chick all the time. Man I miss the LBK.

Btw I'm the guy from the Market Street spare tire story, sorry for hiatus I've been pig hunting.

>>28302756
If you did the amount of meth that Lubbock citizens do, you'd think that was a brilliant plan.

>>28291226
This is /k/. Threads don't die for hours.

>>28312413
YO PUT THAT FOAM UP

>>28292820
Sounds like a cool guy.

>>28310314
are you serious!? Appendix carry is for deep concealment, I'm a manlet skellington and can get away with any full size appendix carry. I always carry appendix.

>>28293589
Did you even read the story?

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>>28293276

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>>28293589
>friend on ground
>dindus kicking friend
>one dindu has knife out ready to stab
>not being life threatening danger that justifies OP drawing pistol.

>>28313182
sometimes days

>>28310889
d'ye like dags?

>>28307644
I own the same knife as you.

>>28293589
Are you even a U.S. citizen?

In rural VA the most that happens is methheads trying to steal shit while you're away in some places. Fortunately, I live in a neighborhood with few methheads, and this is the closest I've come.

>playing vidya waiting to go to work in 4 hours
>headphones on, can't hear shit one room over or more
>phone ringing
>is mom
>"Are you okay, there was a call on myhouse street."
>Someone broke in to our neighbors house thinking noone was home, shot him when he realized he was home, then fled and is presumed to be close by
>NANI
>didn't hear shit because headset
>go grab SP101 from drawer, check all windows and doors several times, then go back to vidya with revolver in lap
>can hear dog barking anyway if someone approaches
>calls from dad and grandparents too. whole family is in the justice system some way or another so they hear about this stuff within minutes
>cops block off street about 80 yards down
>nothing ever happens. Leave for work

Turns out neighbor's 21 year old son took his gun and shot himself through the armpit for attention. Load of faggotry, but only thing remotely dangerous to happen in this neighborhood.

>>28291102
>mid 90s, im 19
>with 14 y/o girl cousin
>im from backwoods ny (place called lowman, its a giant shithole) and we had land so id gotten in the habit of carrying a small knife in the small of back position
>moved to binghamton for college (comp. Engineering)
>Stay with aunt as we always get along great and saves me money.
>cousin wanted to get food
>ask where
>picks pizza place thats close by but is on the other side of raccooncity
>car has a flat so we decide to walk it
>passing through chimp exibit
>cousin seems nervous as chimps are making remarks
>one of them comes up and asks if she wants a real man
>oh fuck me
>step between them
>tell him to back off
>he tells me i shouldnt be in this part of town
>i see him reaching for his pocket
>clesr shirt and put hand on knife
>other ongo bongo sees and yells for loud chimp to get the fuck out as i have a weapon
>he does
>cousin scared shitless
>get her to calm down finally
>pizza was good
>cousin adored me til i graduated and moved out of there. We still get along great but dont see eachother as often.
The lesson is chimps only chimp in packs or on easy targets.

>>28298209
>/fit/
>bread

most made up story in the whole thread
to be sincere kinfolk

>>28319078
>binghamton
>pizza was good

Even with 20 years difference I find it hard to believe there was ever good pizza in Binghamton

>>28296824
Do you think your internet friends will console you when your cancer stricken spic mom dies?

>>28296824
How does it feel to know that you're such cancer you're killing your own mother?

>>28300218
Hello fellow MN /k/ommando

>Work at liquor store, college town
>Leaving after morning shift
>Stray nigger approaches in parking lot
>"Ay, don't you go to school at [college name redacted]
>I do, but I tell him that I don't
>"Dayum, thought I recognized you. I work at the dining hall. My clutch burnt out a couple of miles up the road, I need about $14 for a cab ride"
>In front of liquor store
>iseewhat'sgoingonhere.png
>Tell him I'm broke
>"Can I get a ride back to my house then?"
>Nope
>He starts to get angry and walk closer
>"At least give me a cigarette then"
>Pull .38 because I don't need a license to CC at my workplace, home, or car, or while traveling in between
>"Hey man, I ain't no serial killer or nothing!"
>Turns 360* and tactically chimps away from me
>A week later he gets arrested for armed robbery & GTA after some sorority girl felt bad for him and gave him a ride from the same shopping center.
>Cop acquaintance told me he pulled a knife on her and left her stranded with no cell phone or money

Tricky ass niggers.

>>28296824
/k/ is a board of peace.

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>>28293600

Hey! Amarillo/Canyon here. I have a story.

>be me
>work at Northworst Texas Hospital
>Got off night shift from a half shift; got sent home because we had more than enough staff.
>Didn't have CCL yet, carried my old Glock 30 in my car
>Decide to run by Wally World on the way home
>The fucking ghetto Walmart on Grand St, mind you.
>Run in, grocery shop, sweet deal on chicken breasts
>Exiting Wally World
>Dindu in purple and black striped sweater approaches just outside
>"ayyy man do yous got some money cuz my spark plugs be broke an I needa go to Autozone an get some mo"
>For the longest time when I didn't conceal and things like this happened with Amarillo's indigenous hobo population (I-40 runs right through and we're the third most charitable city for bums; aka a haven), I would fake Russian which would always throw dindus for a loop
>do this to buy time to my car
>"Zakleshka minkov darzokov?"
>"Wudd youssay??"
>"Krushkov?"
>"Nigga? I need SPARK PLUGS. To DRIVE. MONEY."
>"Neega pa Ruski?"
>Finally arrive at car
>Have a good 15-20 foot distance
>Quickly throw shit in and grab Glock from door bottle holder
>bury that shit in my pants and Mexican carry
>"Yous speakin Russian???"
>"Da, Ruski??"
>"MAAAAAN I KNO YOUS NO ENGLISH CUZ YOU WHITE AN YOU IN TEXAS NIGGUHHH."
>Fuck
>Usually dindus would fuck off because you can't threaten someone speaking a foreign language and I'm a pretty big guy for you
>Decide to pull
>scream the first thought that came to mind
>"GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE, BITCH"
>bitch
>kek about that later
>"AYYY MAN I JUS NEED A MONEY DONT PLUG ME NIGGUH WHAT YHE FUCK YOU BITCH ASS SWEDISH MOFUGGAH DIE CRACKA ASSS", etc etc -- but was called Swedish
>Runs off to his village
>Quickly leave and grab some Taco Villa, a grape Phillie and head home
>mfw

>>28320300
Is this illegal? I like in a very nigger filled city. I seel crackwhores wroking the street all damn day. Niggers in the street all the time. Heroin addicts strumbling across the street. I want to keep a loaded handgun in my center console if i could so i can protect myself. Im in florida.

>be me
>canadian
>out for a hike
>coyote appears
>starts following me
>little fucker won't fuck off
>pull pistol (illegal but in boonies so w/e)
>fire over it's head
>fucks off

one time in toronto i had a guy pull a knife on me on my way home from a club. i was carrying but i just ran away instead.

>>28320300
I'm from lubbock, still out there regularly. Place is going to shit

>>28293195

Truest version of the story I've seen so far, fambingo.

>>28309840
there is objectively nothing wrong with recreational drug use unless you're a dick about dealing

>>28309840
>you cuz bootlegs alcohol
>peice of shit deserves to die because alcohol was banned and we cannot drink it anymore
>degenerate scum needs to be a good goy and follow the law

>>28320419
Check your fucking state laws.

This thread reminds me why you should carry at all times. With or without a permit.

I carried since I was 18 until I was old enough to get the CCW.

I'm glad I did.

>>28321003
>I carried since I was 18 until I was old enough to get the CCW.

Good on you, I would do the same since I'm 20 but I only have a p226 and live in 90 degree weather.

>>28318994
I to live in Rural Virginia, methheads here are not so bad, we rarely have any murders, maybe once a year and its something stupid "not meth heads, but a pissed off son wanting to kill his parents, some dumb shit"

Anyway, we have some didindu's that lurk a local mall, which has now become prime real estate for gangs so I wont allow mom to go there anymore. I am talking bad.

>Buddies friend went to the strip club near it.
>He was leaving when Didndu's approach in group.
YO WANNA BUY SOME CRACK?
>No I dont do drugs.
WHAT ABOUT SOME COKE?
>Dont do drugs.
Nigga better buy something!
>Or what.
Or we gonna mug you!
>FUCK OFF YOU NIGGERS!
>They then beat him with pipes etc, putting him in the ICU.
>Find out we now have a gang issue because a Blood's gang member came to the area, got arrested, and his fucking didndu family came here till he got out.
>Area infected with Dindu's.
>Didndu's are scared shitless.
why you ask?
>We have fucking KKK around here scaring them out into West Virginia.
>Now West Virginia is getting our former problem.

But the black people that do live here, are fucking amazing, the kind you just wanna thank jesus for every day that they was not fucking cursed.

Got a fellow ex army friend that lives in Philly. Makes really good pay, like $100,000 plus benefits. Yet for some reason has been trying to live with out a car. So he takes public transit and rides a bicycle.

Well just the other day Tyrone and Jamal ask him for a donation to their college fund with their Glock 40. So he ends up donating his wallet and phone.

He is otherwise fine and has cancelled and reported stolen his cards and phone. I told him two things. First, get a car or a motorcycle. So you can avoid Tyrone and Jamal more. Second, get a Bodyguard or a Shield. Carry it in your pocket. So next time you can give them lead instead of your iPhone.

>>28319937
there are many of us, but we need to regroup for our POWs

Grandpa had a possible close call today, may as well share it.
>Today, Christmas morning.
>Grandparents here a soft knock on the door.
>Grandma takes a moment to answer.
>By the time she goes to the door and looks through the little window, the guy is walking away.
>She watches him through the window.
>Guy is knocking on doors in the cul-de-sac, seeing if anyone answers, taking pictures of houses, generally acting suspicious.
>After a moment grandma tells grandpa to check it out.
>Grandpa pockets his CZ, walks out through the garage.
>As soon as he rounds the corner of the house the guy spins around fast, his hand shooting into his jacket to grab something.
>Grandpa lifts up the CZ out of his pocket. Doesn't point it at the guy, just makes sure he can see it.
>"...Uh, I was just wondering if you wanted me to clean your gutters."
Guy could have been legit, but I don't think many people go door to door cleaning gutters on Christmas morning. From what they said, I'm pretty sure the guy was staking out houses and trying to see who was home. Who the hell knows what he was grabbing from his jacket.

>be me
>last year
>20 years old
>cant cc yet but oc M&P 40 every day
>get off work around 12:30am
>stop at only 24 hour gas station in town
>gas station is near bad neighborhood
>notice guy hanging out by the door staring at me
>makes a phone call while looking at my car
>leave
>white SUV with rims and heavily tinted windows pulls out of one way street(going the wrong way down it) and gets behind me
>get up on my ass for no reason
>take next turn to try and avoid careless driver
>they turn
>getting close to home
>SUV still behind me
>start turning down random roads
>SUV follows
>dig for phone to call police
>dead battery(thanks apple)
>speed home
>pop the trunk as soon as i get in driveway
>run around
>grab 12 gauge out of trunk right as SUV stops in front of house
>aim at windshield
>SUV speeds off
>remember i had a pistol on my hip and didnt need to get in the trunk