What are you hoping Santa brings you for /k/ristmas?

>>28275710
Gun rights for the UK
It's a tall order though

>>28275722
That's a big wish
Best of luck to you

>>28275710
spotted the slav

a signed lithograph of the glorious murder cube

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Glorious Canadian webgear

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>>28275710
VP9 for left hand.

>>28275735
It's a fucking huge wish
Thanks

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Santa already got my stripped operating gear last year

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>>28275751
Why?
Did the other one blow up and rip off your right hand?
>>28275710
A PTR 91 with paddle mag release and a new fleshlight.

Im hoping I can the guns I want.

>>28275779
Jealous

>>28275858
Holy Jesus, double stuff'd Jelly.

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>>28275710
Dude fucking A there was no Adidas track jackets at all near me. Literally visited everywhere from target to sears and they were all out of the jackets. All of them had a plethora of pants but fuck me if they had the fucking tops.

>>28275967
I got mine off Amazon and it fit perfect. Super comfy would wear it to bed.

>>28275710
Money. I didnt ask for anything but i should have. A sled to drag my Ice fishing gear across the ice perhaps. or a good gun rest for sighting. please hear my plead krampus.

>>28275710
> world peace
Complete repeal of the NFA.

>>28275710
A job. Anyone hiring?

>>28275710
...anything....

Grillfriend

>>28276173
Where you looking?

>>28275710
> hoping
this elf built his own

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>>28275722
Ho ho ho, son.

Let's look at something more rational, like owning a nuclear submarine.

>>28275967
What is this meme

>tfw dad has Adidas track set
>all he ever wears all day
>isn't a Slav but grew up inna soviet union

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I just wish I could have a normal Christmas..... That won't happen though.

>>28276225
DFW area

>>28276335
I'm pretty sure I don't have a foot fetish, but that made my peepee hard.

USPS Delivering my P320 to my FFL
They sat on the two day priority package for five days, then attempted delivery twice on the day they were closed, and they might be holding on to it at the post office as lol two failed deliveries.

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>>28275710
i just hope no one is disappointed with their gifts.

>>28275710
I want a 3DS
>inb4 /v/

>>28276675
Hope you get one anon, brothers got one and I really don't see the appeal

>>28275710
Anything....something...

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>>28275710
A reason to live.

Something hand made. I really prefer personal things over trinkets.

Or ammo. I always love getting ammo.

Peace.

>>28277417
You'll never find one if you're begging for one on an imageboard dedicated to south pole elf porn.

So either kill yourself or start looking. Faggot.

>>28277560
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>>28276193
You too.

>>28277614
I'm not begging you, shitstain, I'm begging Santa.

>>28277643
Santa isn't real.

>>28277681
You're not real.

>>28277712
I am become Santa.

>>28277681
Santa exists and he has the same cock as my dad

>>28277749
Did you wish to get fucked by your fathers dick again? Theoretically if you were a good boy/girl he could transmute his cock into one similar to your fathers. You may have wanted your father, but weren't precise with your wish and got emotional scarring instead.

Be careful with magic anon.

A job. A running vehicle with a clean title, registration, insurance. Sleep. A break from my anxiety. My family to get along this year. Not going back to jail.

I already picked out my gifts even though I have every thing I want my family insists every year I get something. So I asked for a new 51oz french press, grinder, and a bag of deathwish.

>>28275967
Everyone is getting on the tracksuit life man. I see them in public now and feel the warm brotherhood of Adidas touch my heart when strangers in stripes pass me.

It's like a secret handshake that you have with strangers in public.

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>>28275710
A Glock 19 to shoot my family , my local store then myself.

>>28279039
that sounds neither holly nor jolly.

>>28276423
I have some bad news for you....

>>28279806
Ankle fetish

>>28275741
Kek

>>28276335
Come now, let's not pussy-foot around

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>>28280177
Fuck you, you bean-eating Spic.

>>28275710
Grandpa surprised me with a wingmaster. Got in early.

>>28275710
I bought you a cordless impact. It's close enough.

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>>28275710
Santa came early to my house.

My girlfriend slipped something about a Kershaw :] She must have been snooping on my computer :]]

>>28278211
>a bag of deathwish

Is that a cry for help or actual bag of something?

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>>28281608
I'm so funkin jelly right now.

>>28281711
https://www.deathwishcoffee.com/
i'd imagine.

A 22/45

>>28277681
You shut your fucking whore mouth and take that back

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>>28275710
pic related

>>28280348
When I was like 12 my grandma said she'd buy me a wingmaster but it never happened. Pretty sure my dad cucked me behind the scenes on that one.