Gift Ideas for /k/tards

Boolits

>>28252392
You know that did not cross my mind.

>>28252384
Dragon dildo and lube.

>>28252384
I got my recipient a fuck ton of cold war surplus and a bag of my home made chili spice.

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>>28252384

>>28252384
Please, "/k/tard" isn't a proper way to address /k/ommandos. This isn't /b/ where people are known as /b/tards.

And to answer your question: Bullet-resistant clipboard or tactical apron that you can find on geek sites.

>>28252926
>not putting a chance the stallion on a 660

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>/k/
Dragon dildo, lube for any purpose, deer urine, pony dolls

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>>28252937

>bullet resistant clipboard

We got us an office ninja.

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>>28252384
EDC shit. Stuff for your bugout gear: multitools, knives, tomahawks, e-tools, flint strikers, flashlights, tactical pens, a spork, klean kanteen bottles, a GPS, a bunch of pouches/attachments for their backpack/war belt, I can keep going on. It really just depends on your budget and that should really open a lot of doors.

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>>28252968
Why not just bring a eggs they'd probably last longer in field than ishit

>>28253007
Sure, if that's what you would want to get your fellow for Christmas. I'm not spending that much for one of those anyways.

>>28252968
that kit is terribad
holy shit
i can feel the yuppie teenager through my fucking monitor