This + chain mail is perfect anti zombie attire.

>>28099790
Getting out of the basement and finding a non retail job is even better

>>28099810
man, you are harsh

I too like to think about fantasy situations rather than focus on making my actual life in the real world better.

Well, if you substitute niggers for zombies....

The closest thing we have to zombies are dindu nuffins, but they know how to use glawk forteys (read hi points)

>>28099863
How dare you compare zombies to filthy niggers

>>28099790
>rotting corpse
>maintaining jaw strength

the whole biting thing is flawed

>>28099890
Zombie prep is just a fun hobby.
Few of us actually believe it's possible

>>28099928
>>28099810
why dont you just prep 4 economic breakdown like the rest of us tinfoils?

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>>28100111
Non perishable food is the best defense.

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>>28099883

>>28099790
>>>/reddit/

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>>28099883

>>28099790
A bite could still potentially rupture the skin through chainmaille, go full metal plate for safe measure.