>tfw I'll never take part in an infantry charge

>>28080771
You just seriously, seriously lack fulfillment in your life.

Do something with yourself that you like, and you won't want to die in battle anymore.

>>28080793
If I wanted help I'd have posted this on /adv/.
Answer the question, anon.

>>28080810
Join the Kurds, or maybe even the British Army. The Brits still occasionally do bayonet charges in battle, while the US hasn't done a proper charge since Korea.

Better?

>>28080831
A bit.
How exactly can I join the British army?
I'm not British.
Do I just have to pack my bags, buy a one way ticket to England and ask Her Majesty where is the nearest enlisting station?

>>28080771
>>28080810
By the way, you'll love this, OP. Right up your alley.

https://youtu.be/S7qOW9x-EjY

>>28080857
That, I can't help you with. No idea how that's done.

You need to watch this OP.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxFgSmR0i3A
This is how you'll look.
Is that what you really want?

Join the Marine Corps.
I felt like you did once upon a time...
Join the Marine Corps.

>I want to die

You could always just kill yourself

>>28080771
Join ISIS.

>>28080881
Not OP, but kek'd

>>28080793
Absolutely right.

>>28080831
I was told the Muhreens fixed bayonets at Fallujah, although they may not have charged with them.

>>28081715
>fixed bayonets at Fallujah
Based

>>28080771
You remind me of those people I've been told about that were suicidal, but didn't want to do it themselves, so joined the army in WWII. Forgot where I heard that from though.

>you could have died storming Omaha Beach, but your parents weren't born yet and didn't fuck in time for you to be born to die during D-Day

>>28080771
Someone post that webdm of the isis infantry attack.

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605KB, 2000x1334px

>>28081792
>>28081715
BACK IN FALLUJAH

>>28080771
Go into the fucking legion, that's what you want