How are guns deadly? All they do is hit you with tiny pieces

How are knives deadly?
All they are is tiny pieces of metal, they should just push you back a little.

I'll take Newton's second law for $500 Alec.

>>28080210
Fuck, I never thought of it that way

How are explosives deadly?
All they do is hit you with tiny pieces of air, they should jut push you back a little.

>>28080210
How are bait threads deadly?
All they do is hit you with tiny pieces of memes, they should just push you back a little.

So are farts deadly? They just hit you with tiny pieces of shit.

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>>28081183
so stupid I kek'd all over myself

>>28080210
You never popped a balloon before have you?

>>28082663
You mean pooped in.a balloon before? Sadly yes i have...

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>>28081183
... What?

How are clubs deadly?
The just hit you with a big piece of wood, they should just push you down a little.

>>28080320
But knives are bigger than bullets?

>>28084998
that one is true tho

>he never got hit with a stick as a child

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>>28080210
How is cyanide deadly? All it does is bind to cytochrome c oxidase, interrupt your electron transport chain, and prevent ATP from forming. It should just slow you down a little.