Wierd/fucked up

>>28071990
My wife likes being tied up and RPing, so I learn to detain and restrain even tenacious subjects. I'd probably make a good rapist.

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>>28073152
Maybe we can put that theory to the test....

>>28073252
Well, by "subjects" I mean "People weaker than me".

>>28073270
Well, by "test" I mean you tying me down and fucking my ass.

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>>28073284

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>>28073284
Well then...

>>28073284
Never change /k/.
One of the gayest boards right after /fit/

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>>28073308

>>28073317
>>28073284
As long as the dude is shorter and skinnier than me, I don't mind.

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>>28073332
How big is your cock?
I like them thick.

>>28073344
Fine, but only because you got dubs: 6.5" x1.5"

>>28073363
w-why is it so thin?

>>28073366
1.5" diameter is thin?

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>>28073381
I feel like I'm underestimating it but I believe so yes.
I mean no offense.
I'll still let you fuck my little butt though~

>>28073381
Tapeworm dick

>>28073381
He wants circumference, not diameter. He is an idiot.

>>28073381
>diameter

you are supposed to measure your dick in circumference not diameter

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>>28071990
>>28073152
>be me
>2 years ago
>have gf of 10 months
>she's super shy and reserved
>love her like no other
>move into apartment together
>buyallthefuns.gif
>she's totally cool with it
>FF a month or two
>cleaning Beretta
>she asks what this and that is, how it works, ect
>oblige her
>tells me how exciting it is to hold it
>asks if it's okay if I point it at her
>wut
>tells me how hot it is to have a loaded gun aimed at her
>"well I can just leave the mag out..."
>"but it's not the same"
>fuckit
>make her watch me load it
>nonchalantly engage safety
>level muzzle with her face, letting her see down the barrel
>tell her to get on her knees
>queue dirty talk
>pic related happens
>end up choking her out while using my gun as a dildo

My sex life was forever changed that day

>>28073421
>>28073423
Oh. Then it's about 4" or something.

>>28073460
Well that's better.
When we meeting up?

>>28073451
With my wife and I its more like:
>Get home from work and she's napping
>tie her hands
>engage Balaclava
>wake her up with the dick and a thick Russian accent.

>>28073471
I don't know, are you in Oregon?

>>28073479
fugg, I'm in washington
Hard times.

>>28073499
Are you in the Cas/k/adian Slack group?

>>28073451
This is why you have solid metal training rounds, they don't know the difference.

>>28073514
I haven't a clue what that is and I've been on /k/ for over 4 years now.
Why do you ask friend?

>>28073344
Not;
>How naked is your snake?
>I like them solid.

>>28073535
If you go to Murderkube.com there's a page for Washington meetups. Email the admin and he'll invite you to the Slack group we have set up.

>>28073545
Here's a link: https://murdercube.com/meet/washington/

>>28073473
i need to try this, wife loves accents and is into some bondage. thanks

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>>28073545
spooky

>>28073563
Hey, it's up to you.

>>28073563
>thanks NSA

>>28073545
So....what exactly is this "slack group"?
And why should I join it?

>>28073579
It's just a way to network with other Kommandos in the area. Chat and the like.

>>28073499
I'm not sure who >>28073514 is, but if you want to Skype, my handle is RandomDude1776

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>>28071990
>girlfriend asked me what I would do if she got pregnant while I was cleaning my 1911
>me "well I would suggest an abortion, but if you decided to keep it I would try to help however I could"
>her: "awwwww, youre so sweet, heheheh, what if it was bla1911
>me: (without thinking) "scorched earth"
>her: "whats that mean"
>(still cleaning my gun and being nonchalant)"kill you, the man who dunnit, the baby, the doctor, the nurses, and myself"

She acted realllllly skittish around me after that. Probably why shes my ex now.

Shoulda remembered, never show your power level.

I masturbate often

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>>28073819
>what if it was bla1911
>bla1911

I don't get it

>>28074046
what if it was black

stopping before the word black was completed

replacing the rest of the world with another word

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>>28073451
Why are berreta owners such degenerates?

Pic related

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>>28073819
You did the right thing, and it sounds like she was total trash for even throwing a hypothetical like cheating at you, let alone the assumption it'd be cheating on you with a neger.

You're better off now.

>>28074291
I'm sure she feels the same way after her boyfriend nonchalantly suggested multiple murders as a solution to cheating.

>>28074046
Black.
My phone sometimes does this thing where I hit post and it scrambles one word with a random other word in the post.

>>28074291
I was a marine, after I got out I used to say politically incorrect shit like that all the time because I'd forget how much weight people in normal life place on such statements.
>>28074399
I agree, it was a stupid thing to say. There were other issues in the relationship, but my casual attitude towards violence and tendency to vocalize such things certainly didnt help.

>>28074399
If she took it that seriously, she needs to take a fucking chill pill.

>>28074448
Normal folks out there tend to think it, yet are still horrified when they see a person with the nuts to say what we're all thinking. There is a difference between being tactless and being a pussy though: I'd rather be a little tactless because at least some laughs can be had from it.

>>28074193
Can confirm.
Own Beretta; am /d/egenerate

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>>28074193
Go fuck yourself normie

>>28074610
I shoulda been a bit more clear, i think she was more skittish because she was cheating on me and thought I would shoot her if I found out, than just freaked out by the comment.

Didnt find out she was unfaithful until a good while after, long enough after not to care.

In reality I just woulda kicked her out of my apartment and laughed while she had to explain to her parents that she was homeless because she was a whore.

But thats all water under the bridge, I have a great girl now who treats me right.

>>28075122
At least it worked out well, and you didn't have to deal with much emotional pain, given how dirty she did you.

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>>28075168
Yeah, plus my current girlfriend laughs when I say off the wall shit (shes asian)
>help her with english paper (she almost doesnt have an accent, excellent vocabulary, but she still writes in engrish)
>"oh baby, youre so sweet, how could I pass this class without you!"
>you couldnt
>"yeah, probably true, lol! Maybe I'm just using you for free tutoring"
>dont joke, theres girls who do that.
>(super flirty tone) "what would you do if I was huh"
>I'd have yer ass deported.
>(laughs, playfully slaps at me)

I would though. Shes on a student visa, I write her essays, she helps me with math. If I found out she was doing something like that I would just get her expelled for plagarism, which would violate her visa, and cause a 5 year ban from the country.

Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everyone you meet.
-Mad dog mattis

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>>28073451
go on...