What would be the most /k/ related way to self immolate?

>>28068927
Aiming a Davy Crockett at your feet

>>28068927
Riding a B-61 warhead as it falls on the "black magic spacerock" in Mecka

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ngv7mvKPzLc
Just fuck my shit up senpai

obrez

>>28068927

getting shot with a .45 ACP

>>28068927
On an oil reserve.

>>28068927
Covering yourself with napalm and then burning to death playing the star spangled banner on an electric guitar. Really it doesn't sound like a bad way to go.

Termite and magnesium. Become the flare.

>>28068927
Incendiary grenade inside Dragon dildo.

>>28070466
Nah one of those hand held flamethrowers rigged up inside a Dragon dildo so that when you come it comes at shoots 200 feet worth of flames inside of you

>>28070592
It wouldn't work.

You can't have fire without oxygen, it'd just give you a napalm enema.

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>>28068927

>>28070702
Firing Squad with these

>>28070606
It is a white phosphorus blend, it would work.

>>28070743
I'm talking about this https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Handflammpatrone you would need to adjust the fuse though.

where can i buy white phosphorus? do they sell it at bass pro shops?

>take nugget
>convert to .410
>obrez it
>rub self with cosmoline
>shoot self with .410 dragon's breath rounds until cosmoline catches fire

>>28070796
No to get white phosphorus you need to take red phosphorus and do this http://www.sciencemadness.org/talk/viewthread.php?tid=25653
you can get red from road flares.

>>28070606

Napalm contains an oxidizer so it'll actually burn under water.