What am I missing? Also medkit thread

If you aren't EMT certified, a lot of that is going to be a waste.

>>28046300
I'll just wing it

>>28046280
Morphine, condoms, and butt cream.

>>28046300

>If you aren't EMT certified, a lot of that is going to be a waste.

I didn't realize you needed to be an EMT to perform first aid on yourself.

>>28046300
NREMT standards were 70 percent or better pass rate to be licensed when I took mine.

AKA don't be a fucking retard.

Remember your ABCs and don't apply a tourniquet on a paper cut.

>>28046338
>butt cream
This op, swass can kill

>>28046338
>>28046474
In fact you could throw most of that stuff out and replace it with narcotics, band aids, butt cream, and condoms. It would be a hell of a lot more useful.

>>28046543
I have hyrdocortosone cream or whatever for you're butthole, I know how to use the different pain killers I have, I know not to take a bunch of aspirin after being shot

>>28046705
DONT put hydrocortisone on your butthole

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Putting together light hiking/day trip inna woods kits. So far I got:

>bandaids
>neosporin
>ibuprofen
>aloe
>gauze and tape
>isopropal alcohol

Thoughts on extra stuff? Moleskin for blisters, anti-itch spray, Qwik-Klot/tourniquets/emergency bad dragon cum lube?

>>28047031
Have you not been paying attention to this thread? Pills, dick wraps, ass grease.

>>28046280

RN fag here. Actually surprised with this kit. I see a lot on here filled with so much crap, when you find out their medical training is next to none, makes them even more retarded.

Knowledge is power.
Don't carry shit unless trained in it.
Get trained to better yourself.

>no silver solutuon

trauma pads you fucking retard, krishna forbid you and your fudd buddies blast each other after a vigorous fap sess.
prepare for field medics list
>forceps
>TRAUMA FUCKING PADS
>non NSAID PAINKILLERS
> one of those rubber bands or hoses for >making a tourniquet
>implying you know how to make a tourniquet

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>>28046380
you wont enjoy it on as many levels as he would

>>28050184
those hoses or rubberbands need to be 2' thick