China Unveils New Laser Weapon On State Television

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That's cute, but the US Navy already has one in war ready state at sea.

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>The current year
>Can't feed your own population and are entirely dependent on enemy state food production
>Beating the war drum
>mfw

>>28043048
What are you on about

>>28043048
China grow big, you loose now.

>>28043021
Weak old version not as good as powerful China manufacture.

>>28043067
>Britbong
>Not knowing about net crop importation
>Not posting my face when he doesn't understand

>>28043088
There is absolutely no reason to use meme arrows during a serious discussion.
He couldn't understand you because you're talking like you're 12 and this is your first week on 4chan, so he politely asked what you were talking about.

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>>28043151
>Discussing world politics with someone who doesn't even know the current situation in China
>Wanting to have serious discussion about a nation's military or position in global politics on a weebo image board
>MFW

>>28043048
Please.

They'll just zap their starving with the laser or ship them off thr Africa.

Problem solved.

Have they figured out how to build a jet engine on their own yet or are they still literally behind the Third Reich on that one?

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hohoho we show dose sirry faggot with ourr RAZER BEEN

What time is it in China? I'd have expected this to be posted with the standard fiddy cent OP formatting

>>28043048
if you think that's bad go to detriot that is like 3rd world

>>28042995

>China reveals new anything

Okay, who's it copied from?

>>28043560
Their turbofans are still pretty far behind.

>>28042995

Breaking news: Chinese industrial espionage program as good as ever.

>>28043048
>Can't feed your own population and are entirely dependent on enemy state food production
this is factually incorrect

>>28043048
They have Tanzania and the Chinese Congo for food.

>>28043627
Haha it's all espionage agents- I mean foreign students that post on English language websites.

>>28045885
Which part?

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>>28046548
why would you need to send out spy when the MURRICA contractors that's building the weapons are sub-sub contracting the parts to be made in china and have it 90% assembled in china just so they can "finish" the product in US to meet the laws?

Am I wrong in thinking this is slightly impressive? I mean, I know the US did it first, but I'd assume that it's highly classified so China couldn't just have copied it. So they must've made most of the actual tech themselves. Granted I'm not entirely sure it works, but if it does that's something.

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>Still playing catch up

>>28049603
Didn't the soviets make anti tank lasers in like the 80's..

>>28049324
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_intelligence_operations_in_the_United_States

Never trust a Chink.

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>>28049605
They had this, but it was a counter measure against vehicles optical systems, not actually destroying them. The truck the US has can shoot mortars or aircraft out of the sky

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50 cents can't even own weapons, why do they come here to shit posts about things the will never own?

>>28042995
Impressive

I truly do not know how EU or America can equal Chinese superiority.

>>28049706

More for blinding pilots. The Geneva conventions only apply during an actual state of war and by then, all bets are off, am I right?

>>28049722
>mmmuh Dick
I get buttbothered with pranks implying danger, the itoldyaso is strong with this one

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Death Star when?

>>28049605
Most of their equipment is as bad as russias

>>28043048
Zhoyrent Gleen is peopre!

>>28043220
head back on over to /r/4chan please

>>28043021
>war ready state

If you mean with war ready that the enemy sends the exact coordinates and flight path to the system before doing anything then yes.

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>>28043048
>Can't feed your own population and are entirely dependent on enemy state food production

Yeah, that old myth again. China imports US food-stuff mainly because it is cheaper and also because the Chinese middle class have increasing appetite for red meat, as their wealth grows. You need seven litres of water and 10kg grain to produce a single kilo of red meat. And China consumes and produces the most in the world, hence they import US grains for feeding their lifestocks, who are world largest in number. With US food embargo, the Chinese goverment will simply ration red meat and scale back production of the same. Chinese grain production is still plenty to avert any sort of famine, just the Chinese plate gets a bit less diverse (but more healthy, since red meat is basically cancer).

Same with import of US milk. That's a luxury China can entirely do without, as most Chinese cannot even drink milk due to lacking genes to process lactose. But since young Chinese love to be pretentious and go to Starbucks to drink 8$ coffee, the CCP gotta import that shit en masse.

Pic related: China has the world largest agricultural output, even above america.

>>28049722
Money, dear boy. It's almost always the answer.

>>28049734
Agreed. The US alone would have to halve its spending to reach China's levels. The PLA is truly a master of spending its meagre budget responsibly.

>>28052448
>red meat is basically cancer
Only for weak Asians stomachs since they don't have Neanderthal genes.

>>28052448
>grain healthier than meat

The 1980s called and wants their dated food science back.

>>28043048
I wonder how they fed a billion people the last 50 years?

>>28052501
ABC here, do asian genes really hold a weakness against alcohol? People keep talking about this but I have to put away like 4 shots/hr before feeling stronk.

>>28052550
http://www.who.int/features/qa/cancer-red-meat/en/

It's 2015. And Americans are triggered by this new WHO report.

>>28052565
Well, they didn't during the early 60s. Something something great leap something....

>>28052501
http://www.wsj.com/articles/red-meats-potentially-cause-cancer-group-says-1445860101

>>28052591
>Kelsey GEE
>Shirley WANG

>>28052585
Didn't that have more to do with the government fucking up all the farms and forcing farmers into factories and reeducation camps?

I wonder how they got to 700 million people in 1949. Even with all the wars.

>>28052591
>>28052582
I'd be more concerned about Beijing's air quality than the occasional steak.

>>28052582
>>28052591
I generally take food studies with a grain of salt. They're always constantly changing what's healthy and what's not every few years.

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>>28052567
Northener Chinese here.

I drink a whole bottle of Er Guo Tou Baijiu spirit at 56% vol in an evening and just get a little bit red.

The chinese cant drink alcohol meme is unfound.

>>28049722
This is fake, right?

>>28052624
Okay? How is that relevant?

>>28052628
Of course but the guy doubted his claim so I gave him the source.

>>28052642
White guys on /k/ love thinking they are superior than everyone else even though most are neckbeard failures who happen to own a nugget.

>>28052672
Yes.

But it probably has happened before.

>>28049706
looks beautiful.

>>28052642
Good to know. Also, you should probably stop doing that. That much alcohol at once isn't good for anybody's liver.

>>28052676
>>28052642
50 cent army confirmed.

You guys don't even try to hide it.

I love going to China once a year or so and having dozens of the hottest Chinese women claw over each other to get at my big white dick.

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>>28052737
it goes both ways t'bh senpai

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>>28052737
Oh no I'm so hurt! Please stop great white man!

Are you really this insecure about your life that you have to go on the internet to compensate for your failures?

>>28049706
Man, you could throw one helluva rave with that thing...

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>>28052758
C'uck

>>28052758
Above ABC here, my wife has Mayflower ancestors. Our firstborn son is so cute.

That being said, I'm going to give him my USP45 and Saiga 12 bullpup for his 18th birthday because the second amendment is fuckawesome and I'm going to buy a cheeseburger later because I can. My Ancestors leaving China was the best thing ever.

>>28052567
"around 80% of Asian people (less common in Thailand and India) have a variant of the gene coding for the enzyme alcohol dehydrogenase called ADH1B, whereas almost all Japanese, Chinese and Korean people have a variant of the gene called ADH1C, both resulting in an alcohol dehydrogenase enzyme that converts alcohol to toxic acetaldehyde at a much higher efficiency than other gene variants

In about 50% of Asians, the increased acetaldehyde accumulation is worsened by another gene variant, the mitochondrial ALDH2 allele, which results in a less functional acetaldehyde dehydrogenase enzyme, responsible for the breakdown of acetaldehyde. The result is that affected people may be better at metabolizing alcohol, often not feeling the alcohol "buzz" to the same extent as others, but show far more acetaldehyde-based side effects while drinking."

tl;dr yes asian glow is a real thing.

>>28052758
>>28052796
Russians are keks for China anyway so these girls don't count.

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>>28052856
>Saiga 12 bullpup

better be from Center Balance Systems ABC scum.

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>>28053057
Nah, Kushnapup. They sent me a $20 coupon and I wanted the autoshotgun from FEAR 2 for real. It's everything I dreamed of, down to the 12rd "fuck everything in your general direction" buckshot magdump.

>>28052501
>>28052501
>Only for weak Asians stomachs since they don't have Neanderthal genes.
All the people that left africa got Neanderthal genes. Asians has less then caucasians but they still have it.

And meat in the quantities that we eat it today is not good. This is just a fact.