So /k/, why don't you own a spear?

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>>27956140
I mean seriously, they're 10/10 for home defense as long as you have an open floor plan. I'd trust one with my life over anything in
>9mm

>>27956140
>why don't you own a spear?

Because I own guns.

>>27956152
>I'd trust one with my life over anything in 9mm

Both literal and figurative spearchuckers would prefer a wonder9.

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>>27956166
>Because I own guns.
So do I. I also own a spear (albeit this is more for fun, I'll be buying a boar spear with the stopper bar things on the head for actual spear hunting which I plan to do next summer).
>Both literal and figurative spearchuckers would prefer a wonder9.
>2015
>not culturally enriching yourself with fine ass spear chucking women
They can suck a dick like a god damn tornado son

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>>27956188
>So do I

Then you better own a damn bayonet too.

>They can suck a dick like a god damn tornado

They can also abscond with all of your possessions in the night, just like a tornado.

Really though, I'm just fucking with you. If you like spears then buy all you want and enjoy them to the fullest.

Is open carrying a spear legal?

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>>27956140
>why don't you own a spear?

But I do. Sometimes it even goes bang.

>>27956140
I do. It's inside my pants between my legs

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>>27956278
It's like some kind of crazy half gun half knife.

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>>27956140
I'm white

>>27956140
>a spear should always be longer than the height of your eyes so you won't stab yourself with it

either you are a manlet or your spear is too short OP

I own a few. Kills fish good, but i wouldnt defend my home with them.

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>>27956140
But I do.

Because I am not a nigger.

>>27956466
Claims to be white
doesn't hunt with spear
ok.

>>27958324
The couple I got it from said it's Namibian, so I own a Namibian fishing Spear apparently.

>>27956468
It's 6'9" nigger.

>>27956140
Because I never bought one.

>>27956140
Why need spear? Knife good for cave defense only chief guard need spear. Me think you overcompensating