2015 Se/k/ret Santa

ATF stop trying to get my address

I've gotten a few emails from people saying "I'M IN!" and then providing a wishlist then nothing else.


You should send the PROPER information.

Good luck guys, I lost $60 last time I participated in Se/k/ret Santa.

>>27887645

I think I was one of the first to message you.

What proper information does the coordinator need? I was assuming we'd be placed in pairs that had similarly priced wish list items but you know what they say about assuming.

>>27888154
It literally says it in the OP.

>>27888201

>organizer is rude as fuck

I'm not participating in this.

Johnson will probably Dox people.

>>27888315
Wow really dude?

how long do we have to decide, methinks I wanna do this

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>>27888315
Not his fault you didn't bother reading the OP

>>27887666
I was gonna make the First Shitpost, but this guy beat me to it

Also, if someone wants to be generous and send me an EAA Witness Compact I'd sug ya dig

>>27888315
By your logic I have told you the answer 3 times now.

>>27888384
was being late to the part part of your plan?

>>27888343
Till before its too late!

>>27888360

???

The Metallurgist didn't.
He also isn't a tool like Johnson

>>27888477
Of Course

You rejected my Shitpost in favor of his, I need to find out why

>>27888477
Are recipients being exchanged yet? I might be out of country and need to prematurely ejaculate seasonal goodness all over someone's mailbox.

Ok, I dont know whats going through peoples minds but this needs to be addressed.

If you don't send me the information required in the OP then don't expect anything to come of it, you might as well have not emailed me in the first place. If I don't have your information then nobody has your information. Your wishlist can be 500 pages long its still getting rejected until you give all the information required to make this work.

I've gotten about 10 emails like this. You all know who you are you dunderbutts.


>>27888512
your not a shitposter~~

>>27888528
You forgot your trip and the
Shenanigans:
>yes
>no
option.

>>27888528

>dropped his trip to shitpost

Wow.

Anyone who participates is an idiot

Anybody have suggestions for wish list items?
I'm blanking like a fucking idiot.
I'd be willing to spend a few hundred if I could come up with a good enough wishlist.

>>27888567
you are REALLY dedicated to this.

I actually just forgot my trip.

>>27888565
Honestly shenanigans is off until somebody mentions otherwise but only 1 has so far. Also i got 2 people from NJ just now who are like a mile apart.

>>27888579
Do not pair us up, please.

>>27888587
Its mostly left to random. Though you are both different value categories so don't worry.

>>27888579

>NJ

What gifts are they allowed to get?

Organic tofu?

>>27888655
No ammo and you'll be safe I'm sure but fuck I want some organic tofu. Maybe some fried rice noodles and garlic sauce.... a bit of fried egg in there too? I'm hungry.

>>27888688
>27888888

so close

Shoot, I signed up a couple of days ago but I didn't include a wishlist or price bracket.

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>>27888598
>tfw was definitely the lower bracket

>>27888697
Just send it to me again and you'll be fine.

>>27888701
Oh, I forgot, If it comes to it, put me in the no shenanigans column

I know there hasn't been much in favor of it, but I have enough dildoes

>>27888577
Can never have to many knives or /out/ stuff, though the high rollers aren't much in abundance here so there might be a chance of your bracket not being able to be matched.

>>27888579
>Honestly shenanigans is off until somebody mentions otherwise but only 1 has so far.
Am I the only one who wants SHENANIGANS?

>>27891047
Pretty much!

>>27887592
Okay, I dropped an updated email. Thanks for the update. When will we know who we matched up with?

Sekret Santa,

You still haven't told me which range in NH you want to visit!

Hopefully it's not something near the Canadian Border, as that's hard as shit for me to reach.

Also, do you have any XP with ranges in and around Boston itself? I know there's a Harvard Gun Club, but, what else?

>>27891989
Another /k/ommando has membership at harvard. Its fucking cool over there, went once. Liked it but I'm not ready to shell the cash for it.


The range in NH is like right off the border. Indoors and literally do whatever you want. NH is probably the best state in the country for gun ownership.

>>27892050
Damn, what's the cash like for Harvard? I'm in the Central Square area for my GF, and that'd be WAY better than having to go back to my folks' place in the burbs for a non-BPD run range.

Mite b cool.

Also, cool news about the NH range - they're super cool people - loved going to college there.

>>27892104
Ha, I moved here for my gf too! I've been single ever since.

Its i believe 300 for the year. I'm not going to shell that out for a damn range.

Oi, would it kill you to send a confirmation email? I sent multiple emails, one where I asked for info on whether or not my gift was suitable, one where I put my proper information in, and another where I compiled everything I said before into one email for your convenience, you only replied to the first. What price bracket would hand made handgun grips be in?

In all seriousness though thanks for hosting this, this is my first one, despite wanting to join for the past 2 se/k/ret santas.

>>27892118
Actually, that's not that bad - all of the BPD ranges are 200/year and they don't do shotguns, or rapid fire.

Besides, it's probably not going to be filled with semi-crazy people shooting other stuff.

>>27892298
I don't really know what bracket they should be in. Its more up to you. How much do you think your effort is worth is really the answer here, not to toot your own loot.

The past 2 secret santas were pretty great. I got a ton of cool shit from both but the hosts sounded stressed out to hell. Sweet soul bro might have actually died do to it since he hasn't come back since. Metal was a total bro about things and last year we all had hand written cards. Out of all the secret santas on 4chan I've been part of /k/ has always been the best by far. Even if somebody gets burned (I hope none of you burn somebody, we have all participants information given) there are usually those who'd help out. Including me who under my other trip shelled out more money than I really had at the time.

Remember, its not about getting free shit. You could all buy yourselves anything you are asking for here. Its about spreading cheer with random people in random places who also happen to like Tibetan flip book animations.

>>27891608
>When will we know who we matched up with?
We're going to wait before doing pairings, there are always a few stragglers that don't see the threads right away but want to participate. I'd like to give everyone at least 10-14 days before the post offices close, to give them time to shop and mail out their packages.

>>27892298
I'll go through the information tonight and double check to see that wishlists match up with the requested brackets. Then I'll send out a mass email to make sure everyone that already signed up before this thread is on the same page.

>>27892701


Yeah, I know. I'll just keep it in the under $10 range, I don't have a die grinder or whatever they're called so I can't do fancy carvings and shit, just normal grips. Should I send another email including a price range?

Hopefully many a christmas cheer will be given this se/k/ret santa.

Quite excited, glad someone picked this up since it seems metal is gone.

>>27892701
I wanted to get you tea for Christmas.

Your loss

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>>27894847
How did you know I have a tea collection going on?

>>27894881
because I know everything. The tea I was going to send you would have been better than any of your tea.

>>27894893
Oh god not this again. Last time somebody did this to me they actually knew more than I expected and I have no idea how.


I've gotten 3 halo related email addresses so far.

>>27894907
there's no escaping some people

Uh, can someone explain this better?

Non-american here, want to participate, so this is basically donating some money and maybe getting something back?

>>27894996
No, it works like this.


You send the above email your name, address and wishlist (and other things).
Then your information is put on a NON-ATF AFFILIATED list that will be purged after the event ends.

Then you will be randomly (sorta) matched with another random (sorta) /k/ommando. You will get their name, address and a wishlist. You can choose to buy something on their wishlist or you can send them a golden dildo or something.

Then you get a box from the person assigned to you.


And then you take pictures and post on /k/ how cool the shit you got.

>>27894996
basically you get matched with another person. You guys send each other gifts.

The idea is to get a gift from someone who is unknown to you, and hence, secret. A Se/k/ret Santa.

>>27894881
99% of that is pure shit, m8. Though after so long as a college poorfag my taste buds might have been burned off from gallons of cafe bustelo moka pot.

By the way, when are the pairings made?

>>27895051
Theres a raisin they are all still sitting there. I guess its because they are shitty.

A later time is when. You will have enough time to plan this out.

>>27895028
Hey, I sent an email that I had some random foreign surplus I could send out, but now reading the thread looks like I should buy something? Or there are someone who wants some huehue's army towels and flip-flops?

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>>27895028
Ah, I see, will think better and send mail.

Fuck ATF, they can't do shit to me, and ABIN is a joke.

>>27895099
I do! You can send out whatever you want to send out. Be it already owned items or brand new ones.

Or both.

I want Huehue army stuff personally.

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>>27895106
I already sent the e-mail, good to know I'm in. Pic related, some of the random surplus.

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>>27895106
>>27895102 here, you're in luck, maybe? I can literally get them pretty easy, I wore one myself for conscription.

>>27887592
What's the procedure for homemade shit? Say I want to make X object for someone. Can people say "I'm going to send a homemade X, pair me up" Since it's something hand-made, and value is in the eye of the beholder, how would you want to do it for price bracket?

>>27895853

I aksed the same, they basically said "your decision.", meaning don't be an asshole and assume that your 5 minute carving of a stick figure is worth $50

If in doubt, go to the cheapest bracket like me.

>>27894881
Johnson,
when we go to NH, I will bring you good gourmet tea from China - my GF's family's plantation (what a strange thing - owning a plantation in today's age) makes great teas.

Bags taste like cotton and butts - I'll get you a nice tea-strainer and some good stuff from Davids or Teavana.

>>27897877
Well this will be a nice day.

Just tell me when you are free!

>>27887592
I want a patch

>>27897976
Anon,

you're full retard - Johnson explictly describes how to get into the list/how to do it. Saying "I want a patch" is not it.

We still love you though, you're retarded, but, you're one of our retards.

>>27887592
I'm in.

I'll email my list of stuff that I have to give, and being a poorfag, I'm not requesting much.

>tfw spent 6 hours trying to embroider a patch
Fuck this shit, no one even likes these things.

>>27898349
depends,

Is it moon-man? Because we'd want that shit.

>>27892118
It's $150 to apply and $150 for yearly dues, asshat.

You have to pay both the first year.

>>27892354
Feel free to drop me a line at [email protected] and ill give you more info on Harvard Sportsmans Club. Johnson a shit.

>>27898603
WHAT? no you said it was more expensive! fuck you Im not paying 300 for a range anyways!

NH place is butter for the cost and the risks involved.

But yeah email him he knows better than I do.

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>>27887666
Get out of here satan

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>>27888315
>Johnson will probably Dox people.
He's way to lazy for that kind of shit.
>>27888477
checked
>>27888502
>He also isn't a tool like Johnson
Johnson isn't a tool but his tool is a hell of a Johnson if you know what I mean wink wink nudge nudge
>>27888567
>Anyone who participates is an idiot
Happy idiots. Now eat your hotpocket before it gets cold and mommie gets mad
>>27888577
checked
>>27888888
>so close
>>27888655
checked
>>27888700
checked
>>27892946
dubs fail, kek
>>27888744 checked
>put me in the no shenanigans column
Explain shenanigans please.
>>27895098 dubs fail
>Theres a raisin they are all still sitting there.
You're a diamond a dozen you know that?
>>27895099
dubs win
>>27897877
checked

>>27898778
Man, you're really into checking dubs - also, almost trips.

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>>27898778
Shenanigans are basically... Shenanigans.

Dicks, dildos, gag gifts, a giant double ended dildo with scope rings on it....etc.

Put me down for shenanigans, too. Might be good for a laugh. And honestly, in the amount of interaction I've had with anons from here, I really expected more shenanigans. I always got a good trade, never a bad interaction, and probably should have expected more shenanigans.

I'm looking at you, carrot man. You sold me this kabar.

>>27887592
Are the CC discount codes still good from last year's?

>>27898684

No it really happened and I'm not the only one who got screwed.

>>27900329
I remember hearing about people getting screwed last time. I imagine it'll happen again.

I still joined this one knowing the risks. I chose the 20-40 dollar bracket, because that's an acceptable loss.
The guy running this should definitely put a disclaimer warning people that it has been known to happen.

>>27900560

Yeah that's a good way to go. $20 isn't a big deal to not get back.

>>27900560
It happens. Its sad but hey, what are you going to do about it? Oh yeah, I know what to do about it. Same thing I do every yeah, try to help out with those people too.

email sent

>>27900163
>Are the CC discount codes still good from last year's?

Yes.

>>27900329
There were 4 confirmed /k/ommandos that had issues with their packages last year, unfortunately I lost their emails and The Metallurgist was incommunicado. If you're one of them, send me message with the email you signed up with last year.

[email protected]

>>27901740
When will we know if we got into the list? Should I be expecting a return email?

>>27901967
I haven't been sending confirmation emails but if you sent one then then you are on the list. I've been checking it out periodically and adding them on.

>>27901994
OK, because I sent one to merchant. Granted, it was quite late when I got out of work. What's your email I can use? I'll send a copy.

>>27902045
Its posted in the OP!

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>>27902083
I thought sekretsantamando was a typo for sekretsantakommando

>that's not a sun umbrella, captcha

>>27902103
No, It wouldn't let me take that email I have no idea why not. ..Santamando sounds butter anyways.

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>>27902124
Where did I go wrong?

>>27902177
>.con
?

>>27902177
.con

its .com

I have dyslexia I know your pain.

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>>27902201
>>27902203
>mfw

>>27902222
You just had to be complicated?

mon visage quads.

>>27902177
>>27902222
>dubs
>quads
Even if I fuck it all up, at least it was glorious.

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>>27902222
> Quads

>>27901740

I got screwed the year prior to that. Thanks for the offer though.

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>>27902757
Nice

>>27903856
Gotcha, sorry to hear that.

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email sent! thanks

>>27906220
This Picture is what Nuggetfest looks like 75% of the time

>>27906959
God I cant wait for the winter nuggetfest. It'll be the first birthday (or at least month of) that something horrible didn't happen in years. (hopefully) Every year seemingly something happens and ruins it.

>>27907039
If Summer nuggetfest is in PA again, bring your namesake rifle pl0x

And Hopefully I can bring something cool for you to shoot in Exchange (all though Creep already said no B-Patrone Exploding 8mm rounds)

>>27907086
I would bring her but theres so much risk involved. It cost me like ..600? and almost half a year to have boof fix it last time I don't want to go through that again. That was the second time it was shot too. I would bring her but I would need insurance of some sort, I'd have to charge about a dollar a shot and if something DID happen its impossible to find new damn parts.

>>27907101
Ontop of that its not like my MSAR wasn't shot to shit and loved by everybody. I was a hit without bringing ww2.

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>>27907108
I understand

I think I definitely am bringing my Webley next year, everyone who shot it loved it. I'm trying to round up some Nambu ammo so I can get her test fired and ready for next year as well.

>>27907161
I could rig up a reloading stand so people could reload their special snowflake stuff, though I'm rather poor so someone would need to bring an actual press andpeople to bring their own dies.

Probably ditto for the powders, would be bad if someone loaded a BP round with a couple grains of smokeless if they get distracted...

I'd be bringing a sturdy table, a torch for annealing, and a drill and bolts, is what I'm saying.

>>27887592
This will be the shitpost thread of all shitpost threads.

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>>27887592
any yurobros here?

it´s pretty boring if you get money every christmas

>we would like updates
I can send out a mass email in the next day or two


>>27908010
There are about half a dozen European /k/ommandos signed up at the moment.

bump for the bump god

When/where is winter Nuggetfest?

Assuming I can get off from some of my rotations (or I'm doing an easy rotation) I'd love to show up and shoot the shit with you idiots.

>>27910142
I heard February and Pennsylvania

55 people! CHECK EM.

>>27910142
>>27911118
Feb 5-7

Check www.nuggetfest.com for more info, specifically the "events" tab.

>>27911119
That's great.

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i hope i get my gift recipient sooner rather than later.
will you be pairing up people now or wait until the deadline and pair everyone up then?

>>27912195
This.

>>27911582
When I was there this past summer, you said there would probably be one more during summer at the PA site, is that still the plan?

>>27887592
Fucking atf dont you guys have better ways of collecting our info? Smh

>>27912966
Why do i forget who you were.....what did you bring?

>>27913370
I was the Lard-Ass in the ATF hat with a K98 and Webley

>>27913383
I just dont remember you :(

>>27913456
It might just have been the fact I was usually at the smaller campfire with Rice, Ash and a few others. I only went over to the big one after pretty much everyone went home

>>27913678
Did you get to shoot msar? Fuck me if i can remember people ever. Big fire was best thread

>>27913786
Yeah, I was the guy
"How do I release the Bolt"
"Its like HK Slap"
"What the fuck is that"

>>27913892
JUST SLAP IT DOWN GODDAMN IT. Nobody listened to me with that

>>27913926
kek

Still probably my favorite rifle I shot at NF. Worst would unfortunately be the TIGR, which, while an awesome as fuck gun, isn't the most comfortable thing to fire

>>27913996
I am so glad everybody liked her. You have no idea how great it made me feel

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>>27914014
> Yfw the 50th person walks up "Hey Can I shoot your AUG"

I kid, you were one of the coolest dudes there, any Idea what you're taking to Winterfest?

>>27911119
when will you send out the emails for the recipients? just wondering.

>>27914081
Maybe a K43, Msar ... M9-a1 P30 and .. who knows what i'll fish out of the ashes of my boating accident in NY

I don't want to be the dick whos package gets stopped at the border because its leaving Canada and I also don't want to be the other dick who never participates again because his package got stopped at the border and had a bad time. Are there any canadafags on the list yet?

>>27914215
Plenty and an odd number currently. I won't put non americans with americans and so forth.

>bought and old safety razor as a little bonus gift not related to bracket
>apparently boiling vinegar strips away nickel

>>27914484
>The more you know

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Alright, looks like we'll start matching up /k/ommandos this weekend with their Se/k/ret Santas.

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>>27887602

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bump so this thread doesnt die

>>27920311
Eh. This holiday is going to cause me to go broke ;____;


I've categorized everybody, numbered them and now it should be easy to match people up. Which I will start when I get bored enough

>>27920679
Good to hear. Thanks for organizing all of this.

>>27920679
thank you based johnson

60 people total so far. I keep updating my wishlist as I go.

So when matching people up, do you just pair people off, or do you do it the traditional secret santa way, and have everyone giving a gift to someone separate from who they're receiving it from?
Because if you just matched us up in couples, that'd be kinda gay. Like you get the guy something totally thoughtful and bad ass, but he gives you something shitty--it'll kinda feel like a personal insult, and you'll also know the other person's address.
With the gifts going in a circular manner, it would be more exciting, because you'll know absolutely nothing about the person giving you a gift.

>>27922621
triangles.

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thanks for heading this up johnson

>>27922725
thank mr skeltal

sending email.

>>27922696
I hadn't thought about it, but that's the best way to keep round robin and localized mailing.

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Before bed bump.

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bump

Is this the last call for emails?

>>27929630
No, not at all

>>27929694
Didn't you say paring emails were being sent out this weekend?

>>27929788
Yes, but that won't exclude others from joining up over the next week or so. There were a lot that are signed up now that want to get paired up early to have extra time for making/preparing gifts.