Pulled from cnn

>>27784794
NFC and Bluetooth? Do you want your phone to die?

>Soviet-style

Sounds like a kinky sex position

>>27784794
>a weapon without a large magazine like Lanza's AR-15
For what reason would you add that, other than stirring up anti-gunners

>>27786100
It made me think of DoubleSwee's youtube video, Spongebob Style except Soviet.

>>27786416

Introduces the "see, we gotta ban these guns too" angle. Also what you said.

>>27784794
Just because you've never heard of it doesn't mean it's not a thing.

>>27784794
Close the gas shutoff on a yugo and its a straight pull bolt rifle.

Surprised they didn't call it a "Communist-made battle rifle that fires the same round as an AK-47 and is capable of being modified to take large-capacity assault clips".

>>27786416
>>27786451
Pretty much, though I have to say "Lanzas AR-15" sounds like it should be a unique weapon in an RPG or something.

"Lanzas AR-15, Effects: +10 damage over base. 80% chance to flee"

>>27784794
My penis is a bolt-action Soviet-style SKS

>>27786659
+10 damage to children and midgets

>>27786100
It's when you fuck a jew on the floor with a sleeping dude on either side of you.

>>27784794
Read this article a few hours ago, that bothered me too. I mean you can even put in AK banana mags and have the same capacity as an AR.

>>27786728
+20 damage to principals

>>27787154
Vasili?

>>27786581
Just die fagmo
>>27786659
Keked

>>27786451
Hammer girl and sickle on the titties