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Hey /k/, I'm a noguns faggot. I live with my dad, and he

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Hey /k/, I'm a noguns faggot. I live with my dad, and he just called from work telling me to get the shotgun out of his closet and watch out for a white pickup truck. The gun is a Remington 870 and it says it is for use with 2 3/4 shells and lower, but the shells he told me to use are 3 1/4. I checked and that's all there is. How fuked am I?
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You are never going to cycle a load in the chamber.....good luck
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>>27783076
go buy some 2 3/4 birdshot for 5 bucks

will be lulz if you actually have to use it
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>>27783089
Like I said I'm noguns, but is there a way to maybe load one shot? I probably wont need to fire more than once if I actually have to, so that shouldn't be too big of a problem.
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>>27783076
JK, I loaded it through the ejection port. Hope I don't have to use it.
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>>27783134
If you fire a 3.5" out of a 2.75" chamber, it'll crimp the empty hull in, and you'll be subjecting the chamber to overpressure.

Expect no more than one shot before having to unfuck it at a gunsmith.
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>>27783186
Well fuck.
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>>27783205
Your dad's a fuckstick for buying 3 1/4 inch shells to keep with his 870. I've got a 3 1/2 inch Super Magnum and I still standardize on 2 3/4 inch buckshot and slugs in case I need to share with friends or neighbors and to keep recoil somewhat tolerable.
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>>27783228
I don't think he even bought it, probably borrowed it from his dad. At this point I probably know more about the damn thing than he does.
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Wait so what did the white pickup truck do our is going to do? Run down to the store and grab a box of 2 3/4 asap.
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>>27783368
make sure to get 00buck and not the cheapest 25 round box of birdshot while your at it
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>>27783396
>pickup truck
>not getting slugs to fuck up the engine block and windshields
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>>27783368
He used to work for my dad, and he figured out where we live. He's apparently very pissed off and drunk, and not far away at all, so if I leave I leave the dogs and the gun in the house because I live in the fucking city and have a tiny ass car.
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>>27783186
>one shot before having to unfuck it at a gunsmith
It's a rem 870, nothing of value would be lost.
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>>27783407
if you think a noguns faggot will hit anything with slugs you are delusional
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>>27783420
What the shit kind of car can't hold three big dogs and a shotgun? I can cram that into a mini cooper FFS.
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>>27783454
An old VW beatle with some of the back floor paneling missing. My dogs are pretty small, so that shit could be bad. That, and I don't think having a gun visible in your car is legal here, and I don't have time to hunt down a bag.
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>>27783420
Go and get the ammo. Your shotgun is virtually worthless at this point.

>but anon said I could shoot one ro--

Shut up, go get ammo, and be quick about it. What happens if you miss your one shot? What is your grand scheme then?
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OP are you dead?
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use the Biden method, youll be fine
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>>27783420
Your options are either:

A: Fire one round and totally fuck the gun

B: Rush and buy some buckshot and blast this bumpkin away.
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>>27785446
This is probably what he had in mind
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I've never heard of 3.25" 12gauge shells.
>google it
Something about dram is all I can find.

Are you sure they're 3.25" shells?
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>>27785479
3.5 inch I bet.
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>>27785939
Maybe, my money is still on dram.
Someone can correct me but I think dram is the equivalent length of shell if it were loaded with black powder and some 2 3/4" shells are 3 1/4" dram.
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>>27785446

My pa came back with the right shells, and the guy figured out that my dad didn't fuck his wife, so it's all good.

>>27785965
It says 3 1/4 - 1 - 8 on the side, so I went by that.
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>>27787668
Okay. Well this was posted on nationalgunforum by some random guy:

>3 1/4 is the Dram equivalent, this is a measure of power from when shotgun shells were loaded with blackpowder , the powder was measured in drams, the higher the drams, the more power. Modern shells are loaded with smokeless powder of course, which is measured in grains, the number 3 1/4 shows this shell is loaded with enough smokeless powder to give equal power of 3 1/4 drams of blackpowder.
>The 1- 8 is one ounce of number 8 shot.

I believe him.
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>>27787668
So you had shells with no box to look for markings on?
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