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Ask a guy who may have made your bugout food anything

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Ask a guy who may have made your bugout food anything
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How much cum is in each packet?
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>>27779305
Can I befriend you and have free stuff?
Pinky promise I won't shag your wife.
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>>27779305
>mountain house
No, you didn't make my food, I don't pay for overpriced shit with barely any nutritional value.
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what's your personal favorite one?
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Why does everything that company make taste off?
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>>27779305
>>27779530
Don't listen to this guy. Be my friend and give me free stuff. I Pinkie promise I'll bang YOU!
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>>27779305
I just bought a 6 month supply of the mountain house chow.
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>>27779575
The secret is in the frosting, but i'll never tell.
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>>27779305

Ever jerked off to furry porn?
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>>27779602
Cream of sumyunguy?
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>>27779616
All the time.
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>>27779618
condensed lamia
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>>27779645
...... YOU MONSTER!

wait, lamia lube juice?
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>>27779767
I like you.
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>>27779767
Nope, rendered fat from lamias, all boiled up and canned for ship waxing
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>>27779767
..but i just ate ravioli last night big sister
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>>27779571
anyone that doesn't say the chili mac is lying to themselves.
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>>27780271
>chili mac
faggot

>Beef Strokin'Off Masterrace
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>>27780272
why lie to yourself?
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>>27779575
OP here, Passed out. Breakfast skillet and Biscuits an gravy.
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>>27779340
Very little. Due to unexpected pregnancies when women got confused on how to consume the product, cum content was reduced about 98%
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>>27779583
>>27779530
Employee discount is 60%. no freebies im afraid
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>>27781458
Meant to reply to >>27779571
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>>27779595
It's good stuff desu. I worked at Plant 2, the heart of production. Quality control is outstanding. We once held about 4 tons of lasagna because our third metal detecting station MIGHT have given us a false positive. Thats easily half a million dollars worth of product that they threw away to make sure no one got hurt. However, they treat the employees like garbage.
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>>27781458
I actually bought my first mountain house the other day just to try it. Got the biscuits and gravy. Surprisingly good.
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>>27779305
Do you work in Albany? Are you hiring chemical engineers with experience working with the FDA?
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>>27782659
No, but we are hiring people with a PhD in Gender Studies. High demand stuff I gotta admit.
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>>27782701
Fuck, I fell for the STEM trap and now I have this worthless engineering degree. I should have majored in film critique or philosophy.
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>>27782734
Philosophy is what prospective law school kids major in, so it should not be made fun of (Philosophy is English + unreal amount of logic and reasoning)

But yeah, Gender studies and film critique is shit.
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>>27779305
I bought your ice cream sandwich on a whim because it was like a buck. It was more like a vaguely ice cream flavored cookie than a ice cream sandwich.
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>>27782816
All you ate was dehydrated milk, cream, and sugar.
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>>27782775
It's the joke it is now, not because philosophy is especially bad, but because it used to require much more hard work and critical thinking. Many universities no longer offer courses outside of 300-series postmodernist ideological conditioning.
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Why does the rice actually taste so similar to cardboard.
Not as in 'this tastes bland', as in it actually has a similar taste.
Is it fake?
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>>27779305
what is the actual value one a package of beef stew? like how much does it cost to produce and what is the mark up?
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>>27779305
I bought the chicken teriyaki pack last week and it was actually good. I've also got the beef stroganoff, how is that?
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>>27779305
Why don't you put a fill line in your pouches? That and why don't you make the compact ones packaging fold conformally instead of sticking out and generally being a pain in the ass to pack without taking up almost as much space and a normal serving? Lastly would you ever consider making a nutritionally fortified version? I'm not saying you use bad ingredients I know you guys make a good product. I'm just wondering if you would ever consider making one mainly for maximum calories and complex nutrition? Fortified with say TVP/keenwah for extra protein and fiber and vitamins/minerals. You could package them in a stack of hockey puck shaped single servings sized to fit in a 18 ounce cup to
re-hydrate. I would buy the fuck out of them if you double packed them in basically a cross between your number 10 can and a Pillsbury roll container. 9 super compact lightweight meals with a 25 year shelf life and full balanced nutrition for fighting off skinwalkers that can be field striped when happening's happen and fit in my BOB. Where am I fucking up with this idea I feel pretty good about this one so I fully expect to get shit on for it? Also I'm not trying to be shitty with the first two questions genuinely curious. I mean if pick related is what your up against you guy would kick their asses wholesale.
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>>27780272
>>27780272
Chicken a la king and lasagna are pretty ebben good too yo. Can't say I'm a fan of the eggs though, but I did a a little too much water when I tried them.
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>>27779305
> Ask a guy who may have made your bugout food anything

Picked up a pack of the Mountain House Pad Thai at Bass Pro prior to turkey hunting, just for the hell of it based on suggestions over on /out/ that it was the best of the bunch and it tasted like absolute shit.
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>>27787481
you got lucky, Pad Thai is a godsend compared to the other foods they have. And that says something because their Pad Thai tastes like cardboard and watery peanut butter
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>>keenwah
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>>27782901
The rice is real, can't really tell you why it would taste that way.
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>>27782816
What did you expect?
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>>27783055
The value of the food itself is fairly low, they arent bottom of the line ingredients though. The price comes from the commodity, and the fact that the whole place is extremely specialized. You won't find chambers like ours anywhere else. They are the size of box cars and the vacuum in there brings the air content down to about 100 O2 molecules for the whole thing,
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>>27783740
Beef stroganoff is hard to fuck up for anyone, and we do it pretty well I think.
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>>27787481
I didn't even know we made pad thai... try the breakfast skillet, and dont add too much water. you can add more, you cant take any out.
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>>27786053
I mostly worked with the pouch meals, that do as far as I'm aware have a fill line. Maybe you have older ones? I can't speak for the cans. The nutritional value as far as vitamins and minerals isnt much of a concern with the doctrine of making emergency food. It has a lot of calories, sugars and proteins to keep you on your feet. Its the same formula we send to the military, lots of caloric value in a small space. Also, quinoa is really fuckin expensive.
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>>27782659
I'm a floor monkey. They're always hiring, but the QA and desk jobs seem fairly full. If you do hire on, expect good money, benefits, dickhead co workers, terrible management and backbreaking labor.
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>>27783055
But if i had to throw a number at you, just in raw materials about a buck fiddy. don't quote me.
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>>27779575
To answer your question, this food is made on an industrial scale. Think school lunch for marines and /K/ommandos. To meet demand, we have to pump out many tons DRY WEIGHT a day. With that in mind, the method of cooking has to be conducive to that sort of scale. Most of the ingredients are mixed and cooked in a large vat and poured down onto trays where they go into the cold rooms. from there, they hit the chambers. then they are processed depending on the type of food. the ingredients are of decent quality and the whole facility is about the cleanest thing next to Mother Teresa's criminal record, but keep in mind that almost all of the food is boiled, then flash frozen, then stuffed into an almost perfect vacuum and chilled to -150 for many hours. try that with cordon bleu and it may taste off.
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>>27787512
you be nice. I didn't spit in your turkey tetrazzini. asshole.
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>>27788600
ok?
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>>27788568
>cleanest thing next to Mother Teresa's criminal record
>received vast amounts of money and produced substandard results
>mandates that all dying patients shall be forcefully converted in their last minutes
So, there might be 2% cockroach per 1000lbs of product?
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>>27788670
We are roach free in Oregon ;)
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>>27788681

>live in alaska
>almost forget roaches are even a thing
>visiting family in california
>see roach as big as my hand at restaurant

The cold and darkness is well worth it.
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>>27779305
Cannot you not make it with less sodium?!
I have high blood pressure you monster!
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>>27779557
>Ready made
>Keeps for ever
>Cheaper than a restaurant
>Protein content of like 5 eggs and a steak in a pack of fried rice

Shit, have fun hunting for radioactive squirrels
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>>27788696
Been in PNW my whole life, idk if I've ever seen a legit roach.
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>>27788701
it ain't cheap where I get em. Fuckers at MEC sell them for 12 dollars because its "for the outdoorsmen"
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>>27788697
Yogurt drops, granola, ice cream and scrambled eggs are low sodium options
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>>27788725
now that I think of it, its not that they sell it for a high price, I just bought a few a while back on sale. My bad, disregard my last post
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>>27788725
Hmm. Ivan has some for pretty cheap i think. Online's always a good option. Idk i'm spoiled with the discount
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>>27788701
>>Keeps for ever
bullshit.
I put some up in a closet and it went expired by about a year.
I thought fuck it, I'm hungry and tried to make and eat it anyway.
It tasted like shit and made me not feel good.
That stuff is go bad if out of date and it's sodium is too much.
How so much cholesterol in egg product anyway? No way is real egg have that much cholesterol.
I'm not fucking kidding about the sodium either, stop it!
Coleman is best freeze dried food anyway. Coleman!
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>>27788744

Forgive my asking, but English is not your first language, is it?
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>>27788740
its relatively average for Canadian prices, Its just that I got a few of them at another store that was closing so I got a really good deal, which is why when I last bought some I thought the low price was standard
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>>27788568
>the cleanest thing next to Mother Teresa's criminal record

Mother Teresa committed massive financial fraud and illegally withheld information from multiple government inquiries.
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>>27788744
Idk what time period you got yours from, but shelf life on them bitches is 12 years from the day its made. Of course it's not eternal, it IS organic matter. The eggs are real,the cholesterol likely comes from the butter that is in them. as far as the sodium goes, its probably a good alternative to other more harmful preservatives. And it seems to me that with high blood pressure and cholesterol issues, you may want to get in shape before SHTF instead of complaining about the content of unhealthy ingredients in the food. Seriously, cardio. a nuke or invading zipperhead is statistically like a bajillion times less likely to kill you than heart disease.
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>>27788768
But you DID get my point, right?
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>>27788790
Whoa buddy! I bought food for section hike of AT.
I have eaten Max Patch mac and cheese on Max Patch bald.
The blood pressure is hereditary, I used to run like 4 miles a day, was actually in great shape with a resting heart rate of 55bpm and still had a blood pressure of 140/90.
I'm older and fatter now and on Diovan not that it matters because my blood pressure still hangs around 140/90.

I've just cut most of the sodium out of my diet, now everything tastes salty as fuck and when I read the label (like I always do) and it has like 5000% of daily recommended sodium, It's a pretty big turn off.

>12 years
Well, maybe it was a different brand. It was in a bluish bag or may have been on their shelf for 9 years before I bought it... I guess.
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>>27779305
Why so salty.
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>>27788931
It's a preservative.
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>>27788681
All mass produced food will have someinsect matter in it, that's why govts allow for a .x% of it. Plus insects are good food. 10KG animal feed = 1kg beef or 9kg crickets plus crickets are 72%protein to beefs 52%. lean plus lots of vitamins, it's the future. Ask the UN.
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>>27791246
Well, you're not wrong.
Stores around here, some of them, already all dried crickets.
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>>27779305
who is firearms and why is thread kill?
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>>27791246
I know haha I just never saw any bugs in the food itself
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>>27781464
>60%

Jesus fucking /k/rist. buy a /k/rate and sell it to /k/ommandos for mad profit dude.
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>>27781480
What shift?
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>>27793005
I know a few employees that do this and make mad profit
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>>27788445
How many people can possibly fit in the chambers?
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>>27779305
I ordered a tub of your bagged ones without checking the calorie count and was very dissapointed. It was as low as 260cal for some of em. That being said the taste was good and if they ever come out with real 'survival' calorie rich products I'll try em again. >>27786053 has a good idea, I second it. Tell your boss and whatnot.
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>>27779305
What are your top 3 flavors infidel?
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>>27796098
about 6 million
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>>27795772
AB plant 2>>27796752
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>>27798595
It's the kind of workplace where the underlings are not encouraged to even make eye contact with the higher ups. I believe theres a suggestions section on the website tho
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>>27796855
1. Biscuits and freedom
2. Haji scramble
3. Beefy liberation and noodles.
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Tell them to make them vacuum down into a fuckin square or something.
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>>27798622
wut?
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>>27798622
like the pouches?
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>>27798622
Rigid shapes do not pack easier. They should just put less air in the bag, not full on vacuum it.
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>>27798670
honestly, idk why we dont do that.
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>>27796752
Also, most of the meals such as beef stroganoff are at least 600 calories. What was it you had that was so low?
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>>27786181
Here anon. Please never use that GIF again.
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>>27788696
>sacrificing entire months of activity because he's scared of bugs

wow you're a pussy m8
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>>27788714
You can find them in the central of the state.
Can also find Jeruselum Crickets as well.
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>>27800949
you're doing the lord's work brother
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>>27796752
It's 260 calories per serving, unless you bought the pro pouch. The regular pouch has 2.5 servings for about 600 calories each pouch.
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>>27779305
WHY DID YOU STOP MAKING THE BUFFALO CHICKEN FAJITA FILLING?!?!?!?!
Oh God.....
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>>27800949
>>>27786181 (You)
My phone can't into webm. I apologize for my old tech, but I was over seas and didn't want to waist a bunch of dosh that could be saved to put down on a house or funs when I got home.
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>>27779305
OP. How can I contact you. I want to by 3months for 6 people. Will cover all extra expenses. If you provide a throw away email I'll contact you in a manor that would lend credibility to my offer. Noo sense even attempting that here.
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