Are you sexually attracted to guns?

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>>27766528
Yup.

>>27766528
Are you not?

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>>27766528

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>>27766528
you aren't?

>>27766528
Something about this image makes me want to get bullied...
sexually.

>>27766528
>/k/
>silly question

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>>27766567
i know just the girl who can take care of you

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>>27766567
i would also like the sexual bullying

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Hard not to with all this health

>>27766634
Is it just me or does this picture seem a lot more "sexual" than it does "bullying?"

>>27766695
My penis concurs.

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>>27766695
yes

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>>27766634
Is that Cedric Yarbrough on the left?

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>>27766528
Yes

Can someone drop the chart of all the upotte gun girls and tank girls?

>>27766528
Most of them but that elf bitch is just gross.

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>>27766955
Smells like potatoes

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>>27767083
Talk shit get hit nigger

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Some...

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>>27767086
That doesn't change the fact that FN FAL is best raifu.

>>27767168
raifu waifu 4 laifu

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>>27767168

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I'm existentially attached to guns

>>27767168

>Best raifu
>Gets raped by commie niggers

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>>27767189
G3 is also acceptable.

>>27767201
That hurt, anon.

I do. I'm a grill so this could become problematic.

I've attempted to fuck guns before because /k/ meemees.

But yes. Yes I am. Ammosexual. :-)

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Yep

>>27767232
Not with that attitude.

>>27767189
I want to impregnate her and MP5-chan.

>>27767232
Ridiculous. There's no such thing as a female /k/ommando.

>>27767258
>MP5-chan

pedo detected

>>27767248
Shit - you've given me familiar ideas.

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>>27767218

good

SKS is the sexiest

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Best gun coming through

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>>27767263
We are rare. I'm a fucking zebra striped Alicorn in milsurp.

>>27767264
Don't you appreciate shorties, anon?

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>>27767272
Godspeed.

>>27767279
I'm starting to run out of Rhodie content.

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SKS is the sexiest... Now with a pic

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BEST RAIFU
E
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T

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Sako best raifu

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>>27767315

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>>27767474
That's it for me.

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>>27766528
I'll just leave this here

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>>27767439
>>27767461
You fucking wish

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>>27767507
The STG 58 is the best Austrian raifu.

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>>27767492

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>>27767489

There might be more rhodesia anime art with MGSV so keep an eye out

>>27767492
MODS

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>>27767507
Look, it's the faggot that likes toy guns.
Shigu-chan best raifu.

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>>27767564
We can only hope.

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Mimi chan.
or G3

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>>27767574
look at this faggot
he thinks that a country with little to no warfare experience could design a good rifle

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>>27766528
okay so I know you guys think this is funny and a joke and all but I am actually attracted to guns and vehicles and i kinda feel like the joke’s orgins got lost, but it’s a real thing, and wiki even has an article on it- Mechanophilia

I don’t really know how to describe it to you, because mechanophilia like all fetishes kinda varies from person to person. Most people are just attracted to one type of vehicle or device, and that’s how I am to a certain extent, but I also kinda interpret the thing as a girl sometimes if that makes any sense

like, if i see one of the upotte girls, i look at them and imagine them as vaguely combined with the guns they represent- not in the way that upotte did it where say, the sights represent their eye shape/color or whatever, they’re literally combined with the gun in a vague, non conformist way. Like i imagine a girl’s hand guard to be her “bra/boobs” and in taking the handguard off i am groping her or removing her clothing. I can’t really describe the way it looks in my head because it’s technically impossible- like if it take my SCAR-L, and remove the handguard, I’m not sexualizing the gun strictly speaking, nor am I only imagining undressing a girl who is a personified weapon, i’m seeing it both in front of me, simultaneously, like the imagined is grwoing out of the real thing, i know that doesn’ t really make sense but that’s just what fetishes are, they’re weird

there are a few things which I find attractive in their base mechanical form, like for example some planes like the A-10 and P-47. People allways say the a-10 is ugly, but I don’t really know why, i allways thought it was cute, sort of like an asian girl. I also like the Spitfire too. It has cute wings.

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>>27767697
I don’t really like alot of the /ak/ stuff that gets done because the girl and the thing she’s derived from seem separated- I don’t like kancolle for this reason because it’s just a girl in weird gear. This is also why I don't like the gwg threads-its just a chick with a rifle, so what? I always prefered art where parts of the machine were closer or kinda “combined” with the girl like pic related.


Because of my affliction I haven't been able to really find anyone I can love on the physical level. I do however volunteer at things like museums and airshows. This can get a little weird though. I remember at one time I was servicing corsair at Oshkosh and got pretty heated up. In retrospect it was pretty silly for me not to expect something to happen, their full wing is so beautiful. I had to excuse myself to the bathroom after an hour and then come back.

I was however able to convince a few girls I dated to wear earnings that to me looked like plane parts. That was one of the only reasons I was able to finish up properly.

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>>27767687

>a country with little to no warfare experience could design a good rifle

The AUG was designed by Austrians. The Austrians are like, really really bad at doing war. The Austrians are so bad at doing war they managed to not defeat Serbia despite surrounding it on 2 sides, having Belgrade within artillery range from day 1 and killing something like 60% of Serbian men over the course of the war. Staying out of every major conflict since 1815 is still more valuable war experience than whatever the Austrians had.

>>27767258

I just want to make Mimi feel special for a change.

>>27767319
Ah yes.

http://ak-scans.wikia.com/wiki/SKS

>>27767859
Thank you. Does she ever show up again? Thinking about doing a daki and want more pics of her.

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>>27767783
>killing something like 60% of Serbian men
that's the important part :^)

>tfw no jewdog gf

>>27767074
Uh, what?

>>27767783
>not defeat Serbia
SERBIA STRONG
T
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>>27767189

>>27767697
>>27767778
You're a complicated man. The cyborg uprising will be good to you, no doubt.

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At the risk of inviting boatsluts into the thread, I do enjoy it more seeing girls/guns/lesbiguns than an operator operating operationally with one.

>>27768150
I guess

I'll be honest. Most robogirls don't really do anything for me. If they did I'd probably spend more time on d but most robots seem to sterile you know?

>>27767168
>Just a reminder that show's Fal is the imperial measure L1A1, not true Fal.

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>>27768190
Kancolle can get /k/ too

>>27767783
>Staying out of every major conflict since 1815 is still more valuable war experience than whatever the Austrians had.
Well, that and the combination of high-quality equipment and training with the terrain makes Switzerland a nightmare to invade.

>>27766528
no, unless by guns you literally mean young looking anime girls representing them
still, not enough to every make me watch those shows

>>27766528
>>27768800
Are these shows actually good? I've seen some anime but nothing like this. I masturbate to it plenty, but never thought to check the shows themselves out.

>>27768838
>>27768800 here
I'm not going to watch and find out, it looks pretty dumb desu. I've liked a few animes over the years, but this one doesn't look like anything I'd care to watch.
And if I want to view anime girls sexually, I'll just load up some artificial academy 2 and have my way with them.

>>27768877
>it looks pretty dumb desu
so the "to be honest" t.b.h is filtered now, that's just dumb

>>27768891
I like it desu.

>>27766528
>"Huuur excuses to post anime on /k/"

>>27767309
Another rare fucking zebra striped Alicorn in milsurp reporting in

Aka another female /k/ommando

>>27768891
About fucking time, that shit should never have left reddit.

>>27768989
Gah! Why are you so rare? WHY ARE 90% OF WOMEN SUCH NORMIES?!?

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>27769001
what? that's been around since forever on everything
it's not a new thing in the least

>>27768989

Since there have been numerous guys here who have used a bolt to stimulate their prostates, and one dude who got a case of SKS dick, have you ever gotten off with one of your firearms?

Srs question.

>>27769061
Thought about it many a times. I'm a germaphobe when it comes to sex and stuff so I've never actually tried it. Maybe someday I'll try it with a partner. I was hoping to open a store that sold only gundildos though for just the occasion.

>>27768203
>implying L1A1 isn't better

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>>27766528
These are the type of threads that make me really hate /k/.

Instead of talking about shooting or weapons in general, there always has to be the involvement of weird shit like 'would you fuck your gun'. Who really has such an extreme case of autism to shitpost this stuff?

This is why nobody respects or acknowledges this place.

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>>27767439
Can't afford her

>>27767507
Good enough substitute

>>27769408
this is where all the fuckups and weirdos go, if you dont like it, why are you here?

>>27769096
Crowdfund that shit. Like Ian did.

>>27769487
Call me a fag for not knowing but what exactly did Ian do?

>>27769500
He got offered the opportunity to fly to some random ass place to inspect the only existant pankor jackhammer, couldn't get they money, crowdfunded, and got 4x the money he needed

>>27769548
That's awesome. If someone who wasn't as shy as me did it and just split the money 50/50 and became my business partner I'm sure we could make it a real deal.

>>27768891

desu I don't mind either way

>>27769408

Why should anyone respect or acknowledge this place? Why is that a good thing? If that were to happen we'd have a bunch of weird non-gunfuckers ruining our board.

>>27767507
>Kinky Austrian shit
To each his own, I guess.

>>27769021

Its recent popularity however is desu senpai. The wordfilter is great and I love it.

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>>27766528
>3D guns?
Mostly.
>2D guns?
100%

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Sako is best desu

can girl guns have dicks?

>>27769767
I wonder how long it will last, candyass

>>27770545
yes

>>27770531
No, the mentally ill can't be guns.

First, they want to be girls. Now they want to be guns.

only 5th generation stealth aircraft

>>27768203
It's still a FAL, and that's what matters.

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>>27769408
>I tried having fun once, and it was horrible.
Leave me alone, dad! Go back to your M*A*S*H program.

>>27767308
If she was an EBR,she should be in a miniskirt and leather strapped corset and other kinky bondage shit.

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Anyone got a love for 12 gauge?

>>27767264
>Pedo
>Gun from the sixties

Uh-uh...

>>27770600
My dick is >>27770658
confused. This is a gun? It's very clearly a woman!

>>27769408
>there always has to be the involvement of weird shit like 'would you fuck your gun'
Well would you?

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>>27771414
>not knowing upotte
Shiggydiggymyniggy

>>27771414
>This is a gun?
Yes.
>It's very clearly a woman!
Also yes.

>>27771468
But are you a kid or a squid?

>>27767168
>L1A1
Anon, we actually don't know what the real FAL looks like in the universe.

>>27770531
My beloved SakS is a futa because of the bayonet

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>>27769408
>Wahh, no one hates what I hate!
This is how you sound. Why not just hide the thread and enjoy your own life?

>>27771624
Yes we do. She's in the manga. She thanks L1a1 for looking after Funco.

>>27771668
...what chapter? Was it the one with the lighthouse and stuff?

It's sad, I should know where, but it escapes me.

>>27771680
I want to say yes. I remember her coming in for a page or two then running off.

>you'll never own a bm-59

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>>27770531
>>27771648
If the bayonet makes SKS a futa, then all the rifles would have freely attachable penises, right?

I think I need a moment to myself.

>>27771760
Now that's scary

>>27771760
I would think of them as a less-lewd strength of hand to hand combat.

But, to each his own?

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>>27771760
I really love the internet sometimes.

>>27771760
Now you're getting it.

Weapons with permanently attached bayonets are full time futas like SKS and M44 but detachables have the option.

>>27771884
Wonderful.

Too bad there's not a lot of rule 34 stuff on Upotte, and in particular futa, at least that I can find.

>>27771972
There's some interesting pics of futa Sako fucking galil. Don't remember where to find them.

>>27770510
I second that senpai

>>27771972
Ah, here yo go

http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=upotte%21%21

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>>27767165

>>27772050
Many thanks.

>>27772124
I looked and the futa pics aren't there anymore.

>>27766528
I think so... I got legitimately aroused when my friend showed me his 500 Mag revolver...

>>27772148
Fag

>>27772132
Yeah, I figured when I'd gone through it. Thanks anyway, there's some other good stuff in it.

It's suprising how little futa stuff there is of upotte, considering how much there is in general.

>>27766528
M-14 Best girl of all time

>>27771972
>>27772016
futa pls go, you guys are weirdos

>>27772282
Just because I happen to like chicks with dicks does not make me weird. Where do you think you are?

>>27772282
Fuck off Ichyion. Your puns aren't funny.

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NI HAO
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>>27772353
On /k/ and not on /d/, why?

>>27773207
Because I only like futas when its the anime school girl personification of a rifle I have.

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>>27773207

>>27773207
discussion of it is perfectly normal here, posting actual pics belongs on /d/
>>27773301
while it is certainly true it is irrelevant to the discussion,

>>27767258
>I know this feel
Also MAC10-chan
Would make my cuddle loli

>>27770658
>Oh god muh dick
Are there any drawfags who can make this happen?

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>>27773657
>tfw too poorfag to add commissioning art to my list of hobbies
>tfw too busy to add actually making art to my list of hobbies
Truly suffering.

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>>27768891
Tbh senpai I actually like it

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>>27767492
This is a blue board

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>>27774684
Am I the only one who loves G3s lewd face?

There's a whole thread on /w/ dedicated to this
>>1813893

Hmmm.....I wonder...I wonder how Indian INSAS girl look like?

>>27774725
Good god G3 is cute... CUTE!
I really wish I could justify purchasing one for myself.

>>27774821
owning a qt is reason enough

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G3 is gorgeous.

>>27774821
I know right? I just wish she wasn't b& in Canada.

>>27768891

thats gay desu

>>27775328
you're gay desu

>>27775379
chill senpai

>>27769408
Arfcom is that way, faggot

>>27774795
I wonder how brazilian IA2 girl look like

>>27776151
Well waxed and dark skinned

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>>27775639

>mfw artists make a girls boobs bigger than her source material
Chest tumors aren't cute.

>>27776325
She's just been drinking her milk

>>27766528
Who is the semen demon on the right?

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>>27772132
The RPK futa pics are still there.

>>27777045
nvm got it

>>27777045
Galil-chan.

>>27774795
She would be into scat play, that's for sure.

>>27773450
She would vomit on you in the same way that she vomits booletz.

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>>27770510
God damnit, you posted it. I wanted to post that picture.

Also, It's normal to be attracted to guns, right?

>>27767492
OH SHIT, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? MODS

>>27777489
Its not normal, but on /k/ it is

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>>27767218
>G3 is also acceptable.

I fuckin hope so. This ass alone made me want to get a PTR91

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>>27777531

Making sweet love to my raifu, what do you think?

>>27777214
...why?
I've never read the manga. Does she vomit a lot in the manga or something?

Weapon fetish in general. I have three guns, a couple knives, a tomahawk, and a sword, and I'll never use any of it except for the rifle occasionally, but I just like having them for some reason.

>>27777624
It's a shame we'll never see FAL in pantyhose.

>>27777651
Put dick in ejection port,close bolt,post pic to make thread legendary,

>>27777873
It can't be worse than Garand dick.

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>>27778016

>i thought it was a finger

i was wrong

so very wrong

>>27778016
>internet explorer
>sks
>red
Red? Can't be him. He's circumsized.

>>27777873
Mag_Light pls

>>27778016
Someone needs to screencap this for posterity.

>>27778435
its from an old thread the guy got his dick stuck in the gun and had to mortar it to extricate himself

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>>27778435

>>27771760
Wouldn't a detachable bayonet be a strap-on?

>>27778506
>>27778495
huh

that's news to me

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>>27778016

>>27779233
>trying to reason with futafags
How absurd.

>>27779233
Kind of... But not quite

>>27779233
Dicks are more fun

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>>27777537
/k/, not even once

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>real guns will never be this qt

>art is good
>show is mediocre
thanks xebec

Rated A for autism

>>27773183
Chinese gun school in upotte when?

>>27781909
Wouldn't that just be the QBZ family and a bunch of knockoff guns?

>>27781732
If only Upotte had been given to a competent studio.

>>27782875

Wouldn't have mattered.

Having a shit plot and as much inconsistent and illogical flaws as the KanColle anime didn't stop that from being a success despite how bad it was.

>>27783320
KanColle actually had an anime?

>>27766528
Are you not? What kind of faggot isn't sexually attracted to guns?

>>27783405
The kind that's not on /k/

>>27768144
There a textless version of this?

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>>27783405
>>27772016

>>27783437
Post them
NOW!

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>>27783571
>implying I have futashit on my computer

>>27783387
Sadly enough, yes...

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>>27783579
I didn't mean you, my friend

I just like seeing you watch upotte futa porn which includes Galil in some way

>>27783615
He's not the futa, I am but only where bayonet adaptable rifles are concerned.

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>>27783643
Just post a picture of Sako putting her finnish bayonet deep inside Galils ejection port for fucks sake!

>>27783783
Naw I'm good. Watching you go nuts knowing suck a pic exists is good enough for me. Three different ones exist actually.

>>27766528
take the gun away and the girl means nothing to me

>>27783615
that cuts back way too soon. they should have edited it so it's just him pulling his hand away from them instead.

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>>27771597
*Existential crisis intensifies*

>>27783821
>lurking with hope that you'll change your mind.

>>27771661
this is my phone background now thank you senpai

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>>27775010
>cute girls are banned in Canada

>>27767309
>>27768989
>HAHA GUYS LOOK AT ME IM A GRILLL BTW XD
>aren't us girls so rare and special?

Seriously though, is it any wonder women get so much shit on 4chan? You people are awful.

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>>27783900

Milf lesbian squid

>>27784072
inksauce pls

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>>27784112

Search for Eromame on Danbooru

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>>27784144
thanks senpai

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Lewd sks

>>27784310
>>27784334
>work safe

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>>27784334
HOW DARE YOU

>>27784348
isnt this the point where the mods are supposed to co... oh yeah...

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>>27784347
BLUE BOARD, FAGGOT

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>>27778016

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>>27783821
I have one Galil as futa

>>27784697
I have 5 futa Galils
Step it up browning senpai

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>>27783783
You want to see her with a penis as well?

>>27784663
I can't help it, look at that magwell

>>27783783

Bring me a galil and I'll take a picture.

>>27783783
>galil not liking salmiakki
How can best girl have such worst taste?
Hopefully she'd like the tar candy at least.

>>27785044

ikr senpai

Those aren't even the strongest tasting ones, people should try the small diamond shaped apothecary's salmiac. That shit is awesome.

>>27785088
I really like that one, the soda though is just bizarre.

>>27785101
The soda?

Excuse me, what?

>>27770545
>oh baby
>datass.jpg

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>>27785104
The tar soda

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>>27785143
The tar ice cream is really good tho'

>>27785165
Oh... Damn... I'm heading out to Helsinki in spring, now I have to get some

Every year my sister who lives there sends me a box of food. Ice cream wouldn't last the transit.

>>27785143

I was talking about salmiac. Why are you going on about tarshit?

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>>27785208
You could always ask her to send a bottle of tar ice cream topping if the cravings for that sweet sweet tar gets too intense.

>>27784735
>>27784697
Can we see?

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>>27784310
>>27784334
I NEED THE SAUCE

>>27785266
I need the black tar!

>>27784861
That SKS may not have wood, but I do senpai.

>>27785364
Exsauce works, and so does Google.

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>>27766528
Raws never?

>>27769408
>>>/opchan/
>>>/arfcom/
>>>/reddit/
>>>/anywherebuthere/

>>27785364
http://nhentai.net/g/80362/

>>27785645
Fugg

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>>27770597
That's not fair. M*A*S*H is hilarious and the exact thing that anon would probably get mad about.

>>27785781
The author of upotte is now making (non canon) doujins. Kinda want to read them because of obvious reasons...no scans tho...

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the goods have arrived

>>27785841

We always knew that he was on the edge of whoring out his characters. Still, no matter who wins in the official manga it's hard to ignore that FNC gangbang, even if he says it's non-canon.

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People from /k/ are....different.

>>27786016
>FNC gangbang
I need a link.
For reasons.

>>27767319
SKS daki when?

>>27766528
G43 gives me a stiffy.
FG42 gives me a chub.
MG42 gives me a rager.
And the thought of riding in a UH1 makes me jizz my pants.

Yes.

>>27766541
w... where did you buy that...?

>>27786047
As soon as I decide I want it. Going to see if the artist will do one with my Russian SKS and do lighter streaks of hair like the laminate stock.

>>27785364
Try not being a fucking retard

>>27767697
So basically furries but with guns

I think someone drew up an AK lady with a mag coming out of her chest or some shit, and theres plenty of planegirl porn

>>27786106
http://m.ebay.com/itm/Upotte-GALIL-AR-SM1569-Anime-Dakimakura-body-pillow-case-cover-/121675761435?nav=SEARCH

>>27786154
I expect updates on this.

>>27786190
The only question is the outfit. I'm not too big on the school girl look. Might just have the soviet uniform. Kinda want her to hold the sks also. I don't know though, it'll happen sometime. Costs about 65ish to get both sides.

>>27786239
That's fair enough. Though you can always get the artist to try out different variations and see what you like.

>>27786269
Which they've said they are up for. Prelim sketches before final.

When I have it though I'm fucking my toy strapped to my SKS with wild abandon.

>>27785961
gimme da goods

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>>27767778
we understand you, anon

>>27777489
>skeleton stock
>full panties
dammit xebec you had one job

I had a raging boner for Sako-chan, but then something on her started to remind me of Skwisgaar Skwigelf.
Now, every Upotte thread makes my dick implode.
Also, this thread is dildos.

>>27787102
She's Finnish, now some kind if Swede or danishixen

>>27774795
Every time she shows up something something about her uniform would be different.

Also, a scat fetishist.

>>27786983
I don't know, that Sako ass is mighty fine.

>>27787214
I want to see her bare buttstock

>>27784334
Njoy your vacation

>>27787598
>implying this board is moderated

Ready 4 some greens boys ?

>You were going on a walk in the woods when you saw a blonde girl looking at you.
>she has an almost confused and apprehensive look on her face
>you almost run away as she walks towards you.
>you walk through these woods every day and not seen anybody else
>"Are you okay sir? You seem a bit out of it ..."
"I-I'm fine , sorry . I'm just not used to seeing anybody here normally . Do you live nearby"?
>"umm actually , I just moved here from Finland and I really missed the cold winters"
"Oh , well it's nice to run into somebody so friendly out here. I'm anon , what's your na..."
>where did she go ?

>>27787689
>she couldn't have just disappeared
>you walk around and try to find some trace of her
>you feel a tapping on your shoulder and quickly spin around
> she's like 1 foot away from you. You jump like a lil bitch.
"Holy fuck don't do tha-"
>"oh no I'm so sor-"
>you both stop for a moment
>damn she's cute
>"so I guess I should introduce myself then , my names sako"
>she said extending a rather pale white hand.
"Again , I'm anonymous ... But you can call me anon. "
>"that's a curious name , but so is mine I suppose."
>"and by the way ... Do you know how to get out of these woods ? I'm kind of lost..."

>>27787707
"That I do , I'll help you get back to my truck and I'll get you home"
>"thank you but umm ... Could we please hurry ? It's going to be dark soon"
"What's wrong ? Afraid of the dark ?"
>"n-not if it's a problem ..."
"Alrighty then , let's get a move on."
>After about an hour or so of walking you reach your truck and open her door first.
> she gets in and makes herself cozy amongst her jackets and your passenger seat.
>you get into the truck and start it up and bandit radio starts playing

>you notice her shift uncomfortably in her seat when she speaks up
>"uhh would you mind changing the station please ? I don't really like this song"
>you sigh and change the station to classical
"Better?"
>"yes , thanks"
>the music still plays as you pull up In front of your house.
"Hey , what's your address so I can get you home ?"
>"I uh , I would really prefer not to go home right now"
"Why ? Are you in trouble or something ?"
>"not really , it's just that my parents are fighting and I really don't want to deal with it right now"
"Fair enough , but where should I take you then ? You can't just be out and about in this weather."
>"w-well I was hoping I-I could spend the n-n-night at your house..."
>at this point you couldn't tell if she was stuttering from the cold or if she was about to cry.

>>27787689
>>27787707
Fuck off with this shit already. This ain't fucking /mlp/ go take you're green text and shove it up your ass and got the fuck out

>>27787724
like I said last time FUCK OFF

>>27787728
The fuck is your problem man ? Atleast I'm not shitposting.

"O-okay then let's get you inside , follow me"
>you get out and she follows you closely towards the house
>once inside your greeted by the smell of spam and eggs
"Dad I'm home , I brought a friend over"
>"alright , do I know em or do I have to introduce myself?" You hear your dad yell from the kitchen.
"Just follow my lead and introduce yourself , then I'll get you some food alright ?"
>"okay , I can do that" sako says meekly
>this should go well
>you walk into the kitchen with her trailing behind you .
>your dad turns towards you and his jaw may as well have dropped
>"well damn anon why'd you go and kidnap someone?"
>sako lets out a nervous laugh
>"uh he didn't kidnap me mister ...?"
>"bill"
>"oh , well he didn't kidnap me , I asked for help . I got lost in the forest and since it's very late I was hoping I could spend the night at your house?"
>"sure" he replies flatly as he leaves
>"I'm gonna turn in early , but remember ; no babies" he said as he walked up the stairs.
>once he was gone you turned to sako
"That's just him joking arou-"
>"thankyouthankyouthankyou"
>she almost tackled you with a hug
"Woah , calm down okay ? Just go sit by the fireplace and I'll get us both some food okay ? "
>"alright , I'll be there then"

>>27787762
>"Dad I'm home , I brought a friend over"
And like that you've lost me.

>>27787741
I'm genuinely confused as to why you are upset.

>with a goal in mind , you set about your task.
>you make some hot chocolate and some peanut butter sandwiches.
>not bad
"Here's the food , I also made hot chocolate for both of us"
>when you enter the living room you notice several layers of tan and white clothing along with a pair of boots almost strewn about the floor.
>you look on to see her sitting all cozy like under a comforter that she somehow found.
>"hi , I kinda made myself at home if you don't mind..."
"Not a problem , here's the food and whatnot"
>you then promptly handed over the food while sitting down next to her
"So , mind if I ask you a question ?"
>"hm? Not at all , I guess I owe you some answers."
"Alright so... This is going to sound weird but that was a lot of clothing on the floor ...-"
>"a t-shirt and shorts you perv"
>she said this while tossing a mass of comforter over you.
>intredasting

>>27787768
Ohoho but the ride has just begun.

>making yourself comfortable , you look to sako
"So now that the obvious is out of the way , next question"
>"okay , shoot"
"What were you doing In the woods ?"
>"do you want the long reason or the short reason ?"
"We've got all night"
>" alright , so I had a really long day at school right ? And people just weren't laying off with the whole ""around Finns the ice is thin"" thing and I kinda sorta lost my cool"
>oh boy
>"so I punched a guy in the face and he went down making a lot of noise , security came over and asked what happened . I said he grabbed me and I punched him so I ended up in the office talking with the ... Uhh what's the word for the head teacher ?"
>right , english =\= her first language
"Principal ?"
>"yes ! I was in their office and long story short my parents picked me up from school and started yelling at me ... Then each other and I just left"
>her sentences are falling apart, her voice is cracking , you've watched enough lifetime to know what's happening.
>trying to be smooth you scoot next to her and hug her.
>she's bawling her eyes out , no longer speaking English.
>"Olen niin pahoillani ... Olen pahoillani"

>>27787762
>not shitposting
That's exactly what you're doing. /k/ is not the place for these stupid things. If you want to rewrite upotte that's one thing. If you want to do stories like this only a fourteen year old would like. Wanting to fuck a gun is normal, writing dumb stories like this is retarded.

>>27787818
But it's a story about fucking a gun. Do me a favor and don't be a doctor , because you would have no patients.


>she eventually trails off , no longer crying , and looks up at you.
>"Thank you"
>she kisses your cheek and resumes hugging you , probably asleep. You decide to follow suit.

>you wake up to an absence of the girl next to you , and smell breakfast cooking
>checking your phone , you see it's 7:18 AM ...
"Ugh , why am I up this early on a Saturday ...?"
>you follow the smell into the kitchen to see the girl who was crying her eyes out last night ... Happily making breakfast
"Good morning"
>" Good morning , I decided to make some breakfast if that's alright "
"Hey , if I don't have to make it I'm cool with it"
>"alright then"
"So what exactly are you making ?"
>she looks at the array of foods infront of her as if checking a list
>" umm bacon , eggs , hash browns ... I know I'm forgetting som-"
>DING
>"oh yeah , toast"
"Woah , you really went all out , didn't you ?"
>"well you did help me get out of the woods , I kinda owed you ."
>a few minutes later , the food is done . Your dad is nowhere to be seen.
"Woah , these hash browns are amazing"
>"well that's because I'm the one that made them"
>giggle giggle
"okay , what did you do to them ?"
>"what ?"
"Nevermind"
>you two continue to eat in silence , damn she's a good cook.
>you both finish and put your dishes in the sink.
>"so ... now what do you wanna do ...?"
"Want to go for a walk or something ?"
>"umm , how about or something ? It's Saturday ... Want to watch cartoons ?"
"I'm down"
>she happily trots into your living room and sits in the same spot she was last night.

>>27787863
Seriously, you need to stop posting.

>>27787888
>stupid sexy flanders
he's right you know

This thread has been a disaster. I want to walk away but I can't stop looking. Morbid curiosity or something like that.

>>27766528
why does galil look so smug? Is it because I'm uncut?

>>27787910
Hidey ho neighborino

>>27787948
Her "bottle opener" doubles as a bris knife

>>27771459
I need reaction images for reasons.

>>27787863
>>27787815
>>27787781
>>27787762
>>27787724
>>27787707
>>27787689

WHY FOR YOU HAVING SMEARED COSMOLINE ON UPOTTE NAME? KALASHNIKOV RIFLE FROM SNOW ELF RUSSIA IS NOT TOY FOR UNEDUCATED AMERICAN WHO WRITES LIKE A CHECHEN SHAKING FROM GAS ATTACK

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>>27788077

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>>27787863
Well I guess I wrote 743 more lines for nothing ... Fuck

>>27788193
Might as well post it then.

>>27786016
kinda suspect most of the characters will have a doujin. The ride never ends.

After seeing what FNC got. I think I'm done with this series if that's what the author thinks is erotic.

>>27788193
plz post

>>27788193
do it fgt

>>27788193
>>27788666
>666
Well I wasn't digging it, but you have to post it now.

>>27788760
bruh, thems double dub trips

It's like a full house on crack

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>>27788077
IVAN HAVE MY BABIES

>>27786106
Not him, but where did you buy your rifle? I know I will never have an RK95 so I will accept the bottle opener into my life.

>>27789087
RK95 (the funswitch version) would be impossible, but M92 (the civvie version) is plausible - you just need to find a finn willing to brutalise her and send her over in pieces. Unless you're inside the EU, in which case it's just an issue of getting a permit and finding a buyer.

>>27787863
>But it's a story about fucking a gun

We don't care about the parts that don't involve you giving her the dick, writefag.

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>>27789253
>giving her the dick

>>27787724
>>27787707
Anyone else thinking skinwalker?

>>27789200
Tell me more of this. Would it be wise to try and contact Beretta since they own Sako now and try and see if there is a way to acquire one? I'm willing to slap down 3k if I need to. Or I will dream the impossible and try and get a Vektor LM4

>>27788193
POST IT DAMNIT, MY DICK IS DIAMONDS

>>27789347
I wouldn't worry about it.

>>27788193
Do it faggot.

>>27789326
We can only hope.

I hope anon realizes that he's sticking his dick in crazy though.

>>27789350
they haven't made them since 1995
A friend and I asked at the NRA show and they laughed at us

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>>27789392
>I hope anon realizes that he's sticking his dick in crazy though.
I honestly wouldn't even care at this point. She can invade my privacy, tell me not to talk to other girls, whatever.

>>27789405
I know that feel /k/omrade.

I'd rather it be FAL, but whatever works for you.

>>27789516
I'm actually a G3fag myself, but I would not be too picky about a anthropomorphized gun. Except Galil. Fuck that shit.