>midnight >multiple loud bangs at door >sound of something

>>27584552
should have shot him anyway.

Time to get drunk and play paintball

>>27584552

Have done that with a roommates girlfriend. Nothing like standing in the living room at 3AM with a confused semi drunk roommate and his semi nervous girlfriend ejecting shells form your shotgun onto the floor.

>>27584552
Your lucky it wasn't a no knock warrant. You'd be dead.

>>27584552
I've also done that to my roomate.

>2am
>showering after work
>hear banging on door
>I have been preparing for this for 3 years
>grab pistol and proceed to clear house, still dripping wet and naked
>roommate just forgot his keys

>>27584719
>no chub
6/10

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>uni student home for summer
>relaxing in bed
>loud crash scares the shit out of me
>3:30~am
>finally the time has come
>quickly go over options of ak or 9mm
>ak
>load HD mag
>quickly open bedroom door
>go down hall
>take a sharp right
>fucking ass hole cats knocked a flower vase off the counter
>bummed
>parents come into the kitchen
>see their son with nothing on but black and pink Nike leggings and my American flag bandanna headband
>remove mag eject round catch it in air
>night fam

Pic related ak and ass hole cat

>3AM
>sitting up in my basement with anime, a bottle of scotch, and a bowl of pasta
>hear glass breaking from upstairs
>grab norinco sks
>bayonet in the ready position
>tactically roll my way upstairs
>tactically sweep the kitchen
>Sgt. Mittens identified
>ask Sgt. Mittens for a sitrep
>Sgt. Mittens meows at me, begins purring, and rubs on my leg
>at ease
>look around kitchen
>Sgt. Mittens knocked a glass dish off the table
>put him on latrine duty
>he shits in front of my bedroom door the next morning

> 4 in the A.m.
> walking back from my scheduled midnight piss
> Suddenly hear a crash by my front porch
> Grab ol mossy out the linens closet and rush into the living room like an idiot
> Sense my obvious mistake and back off into shadows
> Hear some rumble n tumble on my lovely wooden porch and some bangs on the door.
> Jesus Christ its go time
> I run out my back door just past the kitchen and tale the corner of the house
> Just as im opening the gate i hear a REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
> Jesus fuck no the shadows are alive !
> Point , shoot, and aim !
> Ahhhh my ears !
> a shadow scurries off from my trashcans
> The front door !
> Finish taking the corner and start yellin like a madman
> The moon is not my friend tonight
> I don't recall yelling it but my neighbor says I was yelling " get out here right now and ill shoot"
> Not having my porch light on and the screening hiding everything in a viel , I retreat inside through the back
> Adrenaline pumping I flip on the porch light and rip my damn curtain off its holder trying to move it out the way
> Nothing

Needless to say my neighbor was awake making coffee before work and called the cops. He didn't see it was me but he did hear a gunshot and see someone in front of my porch threatening to shoot run behind my house. weeks later it was the same noise and I found two coons playing on my porch . I had a hole in the screen. I felt retarded . Plus my trash can now had a hole in its base. It wasn't as detailed as i posted it since i wasn't in logical thinking mode when it happened but still. Fix your screens guys

>>27584552
its good for training