Whats your favorite hidden CCW?

>>27557173
I have no experience with handguns and CCW. I just came here to ask where I can get that epic claymore mine tow hitch cover.

>>27558650

Literally one google away.

http://www.amazon.com/GG-G-CLAYMORE-HITCH-Cover/dp/B002IWYFVS

>>27558667
yea sorry, i also literally found it 30 seconds after posting that.

>>27557173
I wonder if someone actually put a claymore on their car and that's the reasoning behind the "replica" badge.

>>27558707
I could see that.

>blueberry law rolling awfully close behind me on thoroughfare
>can tell he is calling in plates before making the stop
>better get over because i'm sure he-WOOP WOOP PULL OVER DAT ASS TOO FAT
>fuck
>patiently wait with hands at 10 and 2, ignition off, hazards so people will maybe not hit us
>johnny gets out the baconmobile
>casually crosses distance, looking at back of my head checking for movement
>as he speaks into his mic, VISIBLY tactically shits himself just short of back of the vehicle after spotting something
>hand on gun, much confuse
>THSIR STEP OUT OF THE VEHICLE NOW SHOW ME YOUR HANDS
>almost taste delicious lawsuit over unwarranted show of force
>remember inert claymore i welded onto tailer hitch
>noway.jpg
>asked where detonator is
>officer it's an iner-WHERE THE FUCK IS THE DETONATOR I WAS A DEVILDOG I KNOW WHAT A CLAYMORE IS
>backup rolls in
>senior officer converses with responding officer while i sit in back of cruiser
>son you said it's inert?
>yessir
>please take it off for the time being
>okay.jpg just put it back on down the road when they leave
>story makes news
>muh freedum in much uproar
>people putting inert claymores on hitchs on protest
>start home business selling replica claymore hitches
>conservatives mad
>libs mad
>????
>Profit!!!

Fuck this board gives me weapons grade autism sometimes.

>>27558867
>I WAS A DEVILDOG
EELS IN MY ASS

>>27558867
>WHERE THE FUCK IS THE DETONATOR I WAS A DEVILDOG I KNOW WHAT A CLAYMORE IS
>i-its inert
>empties magazine

FTFY

I would like to buy that trailer hitch.

ggnore liberals.

Might be cool to have a small, real EFP trailer hitch & front bumper as well if you were in some place where carjackings were common like South Africa or Venezuela

>>27558939
There was the thread on odd improvised battlefield additions to tanks and shit. There was a South African or Rhodesian baby MRAP looking thing with a forward facing trillion barreled 12ga with a 270 degree spread on it.

>>27558920
found the nigger

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>>27557173