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THERMONUCLEAR WAR

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>wan't to play a game?
http://global.thermonuclearwar.org/
>multiplayer
>google maps
>uses your location as missile base
>number conter on top right tells you how many players currently online
>I'll be waiting /k/. I'll be waiting.
>let the games begin
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>>24717199
UPDATE
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>>24717237
UPDATE
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>>24717276
UPDATE
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>>24717315
UPDATE
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>>24717325
SAMEFAGING UPDATE
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>>24717374
UPDATE
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>>24717420
UPDATE
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>>24717448
UPDATE
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>>24717519
UPDATE
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>>24717575
UPDATE
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ITS OVER
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>>24717199
gg, guys

From Concord, NH
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>>24717741
The next fight begins holy fuck
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>>24717774
>Phone is kill
GG guys
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>>24717774
Well, I think we gave that guy from moscow a good beating
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How do I do this
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>everyone click Chad


I want to see that shithole buried under a thousands red circles. I know a Chad, he's a dick.
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Dear Colorado,
Fuck you
Love,
Montana
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Dear Australia:

Hold onto your roo's.
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>>24717881
Im the one trying to spell fuck on antartica
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>>24717933
Im the one fucking up your efforts
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>>24717913
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Ohio is tearing shit up. Thanks pals.

>Also, every little shit country in Africa is getting fucked up and the Norks are pretty much untouched.
>/k/ goes to war
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how do you win?
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>>24717974
So Colorado is gone
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>>24717981
You dont play
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>>24717981
Carpetbomb Africa.
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>>24717896
I love you guys.
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Guys I'm confused. Do I just sit here and watch?
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Everyone nuke africa now!
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So basically you want your country to be irrelevant. Unless you are a nigger, then you're just fucked.
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>>24718014
I started something didnt i
captcha related: forit
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>>24718011
click on places you want gone
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>>24718014
Specifically Zimbabwe, to avenge Rhodesia
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>>24718033
NOPE NUKE ARGENTINA
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>>24717199
If we can't have it nobody can.
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How do you make larger nukes?
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Putin is kill
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Fuck you indianapolis
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I WANT TO LIVE IN THIS WORLD.
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Vietnam is getting sassy with that one nuke they're sending. Let's show 'em how Vietnam should have ended.
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nuclear war is pretty
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>>24718086
India is kinda safe
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>>24717932
>Hold onto your roo's.
I lost it.
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>Living in Ohio
>Not wrecking Ann Arbor and Detroit

Don't worry m8s, I got it.
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What does that one man in Russia have against the Philippians?
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>>24718104
Israel is gunna get raped
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>>24718111
You cannot understand the man in moscow
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>>24718104
India is not long for this world
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Oh fuck, Vietnam is retaliating. We need to escalate.
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NAM IS BACK AND READY TO BE PUNCHED IN THE GODDAMN MOUTH AGAIN
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>A Swastika off the coast o Argentina
goddamn argies
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>>24717199
>44 players now
>lagin the map
oh shit niggers, what are we doing?
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>>24718151
kek
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Someone who is not on a phone needs to screencap this thread and the game and title it "/k/ finds tactical ICBMs"
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Goodbye, Central America
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How do you join? My map is grey.
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>>24718184
its just slow. Refresh the page.
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>>24718151
>That one guy in Colorado whose had his finger on the button for the last ten minuets and refuses to let go.
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Impretty sure weve turned the entire world into the zone
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There is not a single place safe on this planet from vietnam or the US.
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Guys all I see are the launches. How do I participate?
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ORGANIZE A FIRST STRIKE AGAINST ANTARCTICA LET'S GET THOSE BASTARDS
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I DON'T SEE VIETNAM GETTING NUKED, FELLAS.
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Please stop nuking sweden vancouver
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>>24718200
Not Antarctica. But damn it if we aren't going to try.
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shit the fucker from HK get me
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>>24718197
Thats me. I'm cleansing Africa right now.
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>>24717199
Currently glassing Brazil.

huehue in hell, you favela monkey fucks.
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>>24718207
This
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>>24718207
This
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>>24718197
>>24718236
Same guy, it will all be over soon you gentle giants.
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I made a benis :DDD
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>>24718207
I don't understand either. There are no controls.
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>>24718207
Click anywhere on the map and you'll start launching.
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We are going to cover antartica in red, whether they like it or not.
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Nuking Kalifornia. From the Philippines, with love.
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>>24718276
It's for the children.
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Arizona is ded
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>>24718268
But all I do is move around. My location doesn't even show up
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>>24718223
>Please stop nuking sweden vancouveR
>Please stop nuking
>Please
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>>24718276
I started a civil war in commiefornia by mass nuking LA. Hello from SJ
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We've broken the geographical projections
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Aim for the ocean. Fuck Whales.
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No Crimea no problem
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THOSE FUCKERS IN ICELAND HAVE HAD IT TOO GOOD FOR TOO LONG
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>>24718300
NO, VANCOUVERITES (myself included) WANT BLOOD
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Dear texas, more nukes plz
from SJ
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Sweden is doing gods work by keeping Zimbabwe nuked.
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>>24718276
fucking Philippines nuke the China, not me you're idiot
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>>24718315
>>24718305
>>24718306
>>24718289
>>24718288
>>24718274
>>24718265
Going to war with /k/ would fun.
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Washington will be ded soon too
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Look in the Pacific.
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COLORADO FAG HERE
I'm attacking the little known island of Smith Island off the coast of Thailand in the Andaman Sea.
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Holy fuck; I didn't know kazakhstan was that huge.
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Who the fuck bombed my single UK base?
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>>24718330
>never forget
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>>24718367
This is the ONLY way to learn geography.
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>>24718242
Also,
>tfw accidentally nuke'd myself at the beginning
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>>24718331
China not shooting back, no fun
>tfw 50 cent party not firing back
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>>24718340
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Is there a similar game we can play?
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who nuked the aus desert
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>>24718372
:(
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>>24717993
underrated post
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>>24718380
>mfw when I killed myself
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Goodbye Falklands
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>That one lonely marine in Okinawa
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turning Wyoming into he zone for /k/'s pleasure
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>>24717993
Top fucking kek

Also, someone is surcuring our sothren border. Thanks m80!
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Dear California,

Fuck you.

>Sincerely, Nebraskan
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>>24718430
Dear Nebraska,
Bring it
> fuck you, California
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How do I start my own base here in eastern michigan
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what the shit philippines
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GET FUCKED ALBERTA

from:
Vancouver
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>>24718430
Dear Nebraskan,
My family is in California, so fuck you.
Love, Montana
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Niggas we need to revenge Rhodesia.
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>Swastika in Russia

Didn't they try that once before..?
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Dear LA,
Fuck your shit
>From bay area
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>>24718488
East or West?
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We need to concentrate our efforts to assist the people of Australia by deploying a multi-platform coalition strike of intercontinental ballistic missiles against the Emu menace.

Our hearts and prayers to you, People of Australia.

>but not you, abos
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>>24718430
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>>24718498
I'm the one causing the commiefornian civil war. do you not see the constant stream of nukes?
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fuck you, Beijing.

with love,

Manila.
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>that guy in vancouver nuking Alberta

fuck you, hippy
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>britain nukes ireland, argentina and the middle east
kek
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kansas city here
why can't you fuckers leave me alone
also fuck off witchita you pricks
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I have my reasons.
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i'm clean
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>>24718488
Dear Bay Area
You're the reason our state is nofunz. Fuck your shit.
>Socal
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>yfw /k/ would launch nuclear weapons to spell rude things on thier enemies homes
>yfw /k/ would wage any sort of war like this
/k/ a magical place
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>>24718547
you just mad that the oil market has crashed.

get fucked wildrose
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>>24718533
>tfw was too busy glassing BRs into oblivion to notice I had been transformed into the worlds largest windowpane

Thats a nuke joke and a "holy shit Nebraska is so depressingly flat" joke all in one.
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This game just sits there for me. Why can't i do anything?
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>>24718575
Dear socal,
You want round 2 bitch nigga?
>fuck you, Bay area
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Jesus fuck Greenland is huge
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>>24718585
>implying wildrose party is even partially relevant in alberta
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>>24718612
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someone just took out Chile.
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>>24718599
Dear bay area,
Your useless tech startup propped up by your daddy can't save you now.
>Bring it, Socal
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i have nuked the Atlantic in the name of /k/
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fuck you st. louis
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Beijing is kill

i guess Fifty Cent shills aren't allowed to play the game in their sweatshops. oh well
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>>24718660
get fucked royals fag
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Guys all I see is the map. I have no option to choose my location nor launch. HALP.
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california is ded
Well, the important parts
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Jesus Christ, New Zealand
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Someone help me maintain my smiley nuke death-face in the Atlantic!
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>>24718673
world series never 5get nigger
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>>24718642
Dear Socal,
Look who's fuckin talkin hollywood panzy ass fucks. Stop wasting our damn water
> Fuck you and your beaches, nocal
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>>24718683
We made too many sheep jokes.
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>>24718650
You've done God's work
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>>24718640
VANCOUVERITES CRAVE THE BLOOD OF CHILEANS
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>>24718676
THIS
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I'M COMING FOR YOU MOTHERFUCKER
GET READY FOR THE STORM
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There is a Vietnam fucking shit bomb him like it is 1965.
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>>24718678
was just going to say
> not taking advantage of nuking CA
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HATE FEEDS THE DAWG! UGA STRONK! FUCK FLORIDA!
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Dear Socal,
I thought we had a truce there for a bit?
>From, Norcal
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>>24718676
You have to allow the site show where you live on the map, if you decline then no fun for you
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>>24718670
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>>24718626
tru

Im seriously out of touch with Alberta politics

>tfw im studying poli sci and that's embarrassing as fuck
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>>24718737
But I allowed it. I want to have fun
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>>24718734
ALSO FUCK BAMA ELEPHANTFUCKERS!
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Get fucked, Missouri
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they said i was mad to nuke-mine the kentucky border. I'll show them mad
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Dear Socal,
Trcue for now?
>from, norcal
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>>24718776
I don't know why there wasn't more of this.
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>>24718774
support
i'm the guy who made a dick on st. louis
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Who's trying to write nigger in the Southern Ocean?
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>>24718696
Dear Bay Area,
You're just jealous cuz your beaches are shit and filled with dykes whale watching because they feel kinship with fat mammals. The last major motion pictures filmed in your place was The Room and Birdemic. Nuff said.
>Quit electing Nancy Pelosi you faggots, Socal
>PS: fuck Fresno too.
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>>24718776
the great commiefornian civil war
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>>24717199
/Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_m1owwrh54
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I wonder what the map would look like if the dots didn't disappear
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>>24718706
had a better one in the north Atlantic didnt know if anyone caught it
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>>24718795
Dear Bay Area,
Sure. Lets set aside our differences and fight our real enemy: Arizona
>Socal
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>>24718832
There much wrong with you too socal but my hatred for fresno and toher areas override it
> Bay Area
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3MxeilsAg4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJ0emX5RgZQ
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FUCK YOU CUNTS THIS IS FOR TAKING OUR HORSE AND PAVLOVA AUSTRALIA SHITS
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>>24718853
Agreed
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we should make a murder /k/ube that spans the globe
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>>24718874
This
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awesome. And pointless? But fun.
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>>24718836
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdtAFIl2jhc

>Not Tom Lehrer

you pleb
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kek
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>Detroit
aaand I'm in Jew York for some reason
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>>24718895
more lehrer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDFqoReof6A
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>tfw learning more about geography playing this than in all my years in public school
th-thanks, /k/
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>mfw this entire thread.

Somewhere, OPpeinhemier is shaking his head at us gravely, smiling.
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Dear Socal,
What are your thoughts on a coordinated strike on Chicago?
>Your bae, bay area
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>>24718922
Your very welcome.
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What's with the hate of Mongolia?

Also thread theme:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHM52usPvY8
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ANUS
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Mongolia got shit on
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>>24718920
why is Lehrer so based
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>>24718967
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frAEmhqdLFs

because he's learnt to love the bomb
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>>24718952
>>24718962

FUCK Mongolia.
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I HAVE CLAIMED THE GREEN LAND IN THE NAME OF /k/ MAY WE STALK THE FROZEN LANDS FOR ALL TIME
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>>24718943
Dear Bay Area,
Aren't they gonna kill themselves eventuall? Fuck it; lets do i!
>Your boo. Socal
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Dear dallas,
Fug you :DDDDDD
>bay area
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Fuck you texas.
-Love Australia.
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>norcal hitting Vietnam and the Philippines, too

The enemy of my enemy is friend, sorry about nuking you earlier. N-no hard feelings, right?

>Nebraskan still here
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>>24719030
Aren't you glassed to hell and back?
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>>24719026
We could have had the world, you and I UK.

-Sincerely, The Confederate States of America
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I NEED BACKUP
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>>24719044
Nebraska is infested with Mexicans and a few Polish immigrants.

We rebuilt.
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>>24719048
someone nuked my town so I obliterated the east coast
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>>24719076
...This is perfectly fine with Dixie.

Also...where are all those nukes doing heading to South America? Surely you're not bothering the Argies...
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>>24719051
ALMOST THERE
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>Despite being locked in a nuclear winter and forced deep underground, Madagascar retains it's amazingly healthy population
>Doctors are astounded, stating 'they should be dead from all the fucking radiation'
>In response, the president of Madagascar issued this statment to the press
>"We shut down the ports just before the first bomb struck"
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Dear Philippines,
Nigga i din do nuffin
>southern Bay area fag
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3 Colorado fags.
Feels good.
Wanna glass Egypt chaps?
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>>24719091
Got it
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>>24719087
see >>24719037
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I love how Americans are nuking commiefornia, but leaving Russia alone
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>>24719105
>"We shut down the ports just before the first bomb struck"
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my feeble attempts at spreading the /k/ubes will
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>>24719118
Russian aint nearly as bad as CA m8
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MADAGASCAR GETTING BTFO
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>mfw when in Chattanooga and the Brit misses me everytime
>mfw when someone out West nails me.

SOCAL YOU JUST DONE DIDDLY DUG YOURSELF A GLASS GLOW IN THE DARK COFFIN.
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Secessionist pigs are glass
Long live General Sherman
>>
aw shiiit
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Fuck Rio de Janeiro

>captcha iboom
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>>24719105
underbreaded toast
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One order of glass pyramids coming up.
>>
alright, i know some Flipbros are in here

>wanna glass Maguindanao? fuck the BBL.
>>
>>24719139
Ports Closed Motherfucker!
>>
>>24719163
>>24719175

I was trying to write JEWS next to Israel. Thanks, you dicks.
>>
I saw that NoCAL, leave Bama alone.
>>
africa bout to get BTFO
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I have removed Brittania
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>>24719195
I din do nuffin
>from the more souther nocal guy
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>>24719188
>Already ahead of you m8
>>
>>24719208
>including ireland
worth it
>>
ADELAIDE AUSTRALIA HAS BECOME DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

>>24719210
He was right on the boarder with Oregon, then logged off. You're good.
>>
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>Not Brasil
Come on you guys
>>
>>24719228
All I've been doing is drawing a swastika in algeria
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Chad is deeply concerned
>>
Why is no one bombing the fuck out of Turkey?
>>
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ITT
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>>24719245
Sorry, just saw a massive launch.

Also, East Ridge Bro, I hit Baghdad too.
>>
Dear Hawaii,

Fuck you.

Sincerely,

Adelaide
>>
>>24719271
on it m8
>>
>>24719279
it's all good
>>
Remove Turkshit
>>
>>24719237
>be Rio de Janeiro
>trying to write JEWS next to israel and help complete the swastika
>retaliation happens because I like some 50 times on the map
>England throws some shit over at me
>they pass over to Argentine

B A S E D
>>
>>24719237
>argentina has been flattened for the past 5 minutes by one guy
my sides
>>
>>24718428
I do my best
>>
>>24719301
>Parents heading to Istanbul for a vacation tomorrow
Guess who just inherited a million dollar house!!!!!
>>
>>24719237
God bless the queen
>>
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Remeber /k/ids, MIRVS land in oval patterns. Also, target saturation is best saturation.
>>
ITT: the UN gets a collective aneurysm


never change, /k/
>>
>Australia making a strong showing this nuclear apocalypse ladies and gentlemen
>>
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I'm trying to remove Eastern Europe but it won't render all my nukes at once.

Why even live.
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>sent 50 nukes to israel and then another 200 for good measure
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>>
I like that California and New York are just a constant, opaque red.
>>
Commencing strikes on India
>>
I love how the rednecks are nuking the hell out of Iraq but are careful not to remove peshmerga.
>>
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welp
>>
>>24719419
There was a point that if you looked closely, Nocal and Socal were glassing each other back to before dinosaurs roamed
>>
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kek
>>
>>24719404

That brit is going to have lucid dreams where he plays this game, he's way too dedicated.
>>
>>24719401
>>not the entire middle east and france as well
shiggy
>>
>based birmingham bro helping me nuke argentina
>>
>>24719453
Well why not?
>>
WHY CAN'T WE STOP FIGHTING? I'M JUST A PEACEFUL ISLAND NATION

-Hawaii
>>
>>24719442
>No Nagasaki
You have fucked up
>>
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>>24719442
>>
>>24719444
Gotta focus your wrath bro.
>>
>>24719442
First thing I did. Glad I'm not the only one.
>>
http://global.thermonuclearwar.org/assets/globalthermonuclearwar-7852909185645c5e8836b4ade2989c28.js

Commencing operation This Game Is Gay And Really Needs To Go Offline
>>
The weeed makes us fearless
-Colorado
>>
>all these people removing argentina
I love you guys.
>>
>>24719470
Nigga do you even geography
>>
>>24719470
I hope you know where Nagasaki is located on the map.
>>
>>24719465
nope
>>
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>Attention all /k/ommandos
>Attention all /k/ommandos
>At roughly 0700 Zulu a major strike is planned
>The shown area will be targeted with prefferrence to circled areas and avoiding the highlighted one for some reason, oil I think
>Participation is voluntary
>But lets face it, you want to blow shit up anyways
>>
>>24719481
>go2link
>???
>>
>>24717199
Welp just removed Commiefornia from the map.
-Love Shitattle and stay out
>>
Arizona, what did Lebanon ever do to you?
-Dixie
>>
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I'm blowing up the icecaps because I'm curious what will happen.
>>
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>>24719508
this picture was supposed to be with my post
>>
>>24719505
Thanks for pointing that out.
>>
>>24719520
>THIS IS NOT A DRILL
>THIS IS NOT A DRILL
>THIS IS NOT A DRILL
>THIS IS NOT A DRILL
>THIS IS NOT A DRILL
>>
Sooo, I got to the site, and all it does is let me watch red lines go places. Can't click or interact with anything. Does it need to play on a phone/tablet?
>>
>nobody targeting my silo
>feel left out
>click some 200 times on australia

c'mon dude let me in on the bantz
>>
>That one guy who is just contantly nuking St. Petersburg
>>
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>>24719520
>Kurdistan is in the target area

ISIS pls go.
>>
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Something Putin can only dream of.
>>
>>24719540
we dont deserve this
>>
>>24719520
>>24719549
Fuck
>Strike moved to 0625 Zulu
>>
>most other countries have one of two lines
>US sending shit EVERYWHERE
Murrica
>>
>>24719540
IS THAT YOU ADELAIDE YOU COCKY LITTLE SHIT
>>
>>24719597
nope it's san diego
>>
>>24719585
aww shit. I've already sent shit that way man. You know how hard it is to stop US postal service form delivering your shit mid ship.
>>
>>24719556
my fucken face when i was the cunt in sydney happily minding my own business, blowing up perth and hawaii and then i zoom out and see the red lines coming

oh jesus fuck me so many red lines
>>
>>24719552
Same here. Can't do shit.
>>
GODDAMIT CALIFORNIA
What'd Carolina do to you?
We didn't even nuke you yet.
>>
That one guy in mocow is nuking america. We must unite and send the fucker back to the dinosaurs.
>>
>>24719642
yus
>>
>>24719585
>>
>>24719634
Californians ruin everything, just remove them from the map.
>>
>That fucking guy in Britain spamming Dresden
I lost it
>>
>>24719659
We're already gone
>from the wastes of norcal
>>
>>24719667
I fucking love you /k/
>>
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SKYKING SKYKING SKYKING SKYKING

MESSAGE FOLLOWS:

FOXTROT UNIFORM KILO MIKE OSCAR SIERRA CHARLIE OSCAR WHISKEY

MESSAGE REPEATS

FOXTROT UNIFORM KILO MIKE OSCAR SIERRA CHARLIE OSCAR WHISKEY
>>
This game would be way more interesting if you couldn't attack for like 10 minutes if you got hit.
>>
what is that florida guy doing ruining my beautiful "/k/" rendition on the equator
>>
Who the fuck is nuking Colorado Springs? I never seem to catch you little shits in the act.

Alaska seems to be having a good time tho
>>
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>>24719654
>Congratulations Gentlemen
>The next target is Sweden
>Engage at will
>>
>>24719688
copy, wilco
>>
>>24719692
huehuehuehuehuehuehue
>>
>>24719688
Firing now.
>>
Wow! a game where you watch red lines move and can't do anything. Great.
>>
>>24719706
IKEA HAS HAD IT TOO GOOD FOR TOO LONG
>>
>>24719702
Thank you, I try to do my best

Alaska Reporting in
>>
>>24719732
>>24719706
goddamnit i glassed norway instead
>>
>>24719706
Its...
Its beautiful
>>
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>mfw I see all the red lines going from american players towards moscow
>>
>>24719688
.. / -.-. --- .--. -.-- / .- .-.. .-.. / ... -.- -.-- -.- .. -. --.
>>
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Moscow just got glassed

:^)
>>
Vermont dun' fucked up
never mess with an Illini
>>
>>24719702
Alaska cares not from whence the blood flows.
>>
Sweden Yes
>>
>>24719757
This is fucking hilarious. I'm inagineing this board being used by heads of state to do this sort of thing in real life.
>goddamnit i glassed norway instead
Fucking gold.
>>
>>24719760
..-. ..- -.-. -.- / -.-- --- ..- / .. / -.-. .- -. / -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . / - --- --- / -.. --- ..- -... .-.. . -. .. --. --. . .-.
>>
I drew a heart around Moscow. Now I can go to sleep.
>>
CHINA TIME
>>
>>24719706
Manila here.

Firing salvos
>>
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Fuckin Brit trying to retake the colonies with nukes!
>>
>>24719796
-. --- / -. . . -.. / - --- / -... . / .-. ..- -.. . / -- ---..
>>
Time to cook Turkey
>>
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>We did it you guys
>We saved the world
>Musilms? Gone
>Jews? Gone
>Kebab? Removed
>Moscow? Crater
>Cuck Sweden? Went the way of Cuck Moot

/k/:1
UN:0
>>
Fuck you North Korea
>>
>fucking north koreans are nuking us

I thought the norks didn't even have internet?
>>
>>24717199
is jacksonville bro in here?
>>
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:^)
>>
>>24719801
WE SHOULD DRAW A GIANT DICK ON THE ENTIRETY OF CHINA
>>
>>24719747
I'm coming for you.

>>24719808
They're going to colorado springs
>>
>>24719816
It's finally over.
>>
>>24719818
someone is just using a location spoofer
>>
>>24719747
Oh I'm takin you fucking eskimos down

-Hawaii
>>
>>24719810
... --- .-. .-. -.-- / .. / .-.. --- ...- . / -.-- --- ..- / ... - --- .--. / .. / --. --- - / -.-. .- .-. .-. .. . -.. / .- .-- .- -.--
>>
>>24719840
>someone is just using a location spoofer
a weapon to surpass metal gear?
>>
>>24719821
Maybe, I'm glassing Turkey atm
>>
>that one little shit in Brazil
>>
>>24719845
swiggity swooty im coming for that Djibouti
>>
- .... .. ... / .. ... / .- .-.. .-.. / ... --- / ... ..- -.. -.. . -. / .- -. --- -. .-.-.- / .. / -.. --- -. - / --.- ..- .. - . / ..- -. -.. . .-. ... - .- -. -.. / - .... . ... . / ..-. . . .-.. .. -. --. ... / .. / .... .- ...- . .-.-.- / .. - ... .-.-.- .-.-.- .-.-.- / .. - ... .-.-.- .-.-.- .-.-.- / .. - ... / -. --- - / .-.. .. -.- . / .. / .... .- - . / -.-- --- ..- .-. / --- .-. / .- -. -.-- - .... .. -. --. .-.-.- / -- .- -.-- -... . / .-- . / -.-. .- -. / .--- ..- ... - / ... - .- -.-- / .- .-.. .-.. .. . ... ..--..
>>
>>24719864
I'm the guy down near Daytona, hows your war going?
>>
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>>24719831
>>
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>>24719901
Thats fucking hilarious for some reason.
>>
>>24719879
>that one little ex-shit in Brazil
fix'd
missiles inbound
>>
>>24719846
Shit, didn't do the reply thing.
- .... .. ... / .. ... / .- .-.. .-.. / ... --- / ... ..- -.. -.. . -. / .- -. --- -. .-.-.- / .. / -.. --- -. - / --.- ..- .. - . / ..- -. -.. . .-. ... - .- -. -.. / - .... . ... . / ..-. . . .-.. .. -. --. ... / .. / .... .- ...- . .-.-.- / .. - ... .-.-.- .-.-.- .-.-.- / .. - ... .-.-.- .-.-.- .-.-.- / .. - ... / -. --- - / .-.. .. -.- . / .. / .... .- - . / -.-- --- ..- .-. / --- .-. / .- -. -.-- - .... .. -. --. .-.-.- / -- .- -.-- -... . / .-- . / -.-. .- -. / .--- ..- ... - / ... - .- -.-- / .- .-.. .-.. .. . ... ..--..
>>
>>24719890
-.-- . ... / .- .-.. .-.. .. . ... / .--. .-.. ... .-.-.- / ....- -.-. .... .- -. / --. --- - / - --- / -- -.-- / .... . .- -.. / .- -. -.. / .. / -.. . -.-. .. -.. . -.. / - --- / ..- ... . / -. .. --. --. . .-. / --- -. . / - --- --- / -- .- -. -.-- / - .. -- . ... .-.-.- / .. / -.. --- -. - / .... .- - . / -.-- --- ..- / .. / .--- ..- ... - / --. --- - / -.-. .- .-. .-. .. . -.. / .- .-- .- -.--
>>
>>24719891
Not bad, eliminated the Indians and now the Turks. Hows about you?
>>
>>24719902
>>
>>24719934
Drew a dick pissing on Maine.
>>
Dear Hawaii,

Greetings from the flatland
>>
Why are some bombs larger than others?
>>
>>24719927
-.-- . ... / .- .-.. .-.. .. . ... / .--. .-.. ... .-.-.- / ....- -.-. .... .- -. / --. --- - / - --- / -- -.-- / .... . .- -.. / .- -. -.. / .. / -.. . -.-. .. -.. . -.. / - --- / ..- ... . / -. .. --. --. . .-. / --- -. . / - --- --- / -- .- -. -.-- / - .. -- . ... .-.-.- / .. / -.. --- -. - / .... .- - . / -.-- --- ..- / .. / .--- ..- ... - / --. --- - / -.-. .- .-. .-. .. . -.. / .- .-- .- -.--
>>
Moscow's back for round 2
>>
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>>24719939
fight me
>>
>>24719881
>>
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NORAD here, I'll be monitoring NORTHCOM for inbound ICBMS and direct retaliatory strikes accordingly.

>Also, someone go check on those 2 Missileer Anons, they've been beeping seductively at each other.
>>
>>24717199
how do you even launch nooks OP
>>
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Isn't there a submarine base here?
>>
>>24719982
>use mouse
>click
>watch the world burn.
>>
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it's the only way.
>>
why does the location my missles are fired from change every time?
>>
>>24719974
WE HAVE INBOUND SOVIET MISSILES. CONFIDENCE IS HIGH. CONTINUE TARGET SATURATION OF MOSCOW.

>Also, Screw you you damn Yankee's.
>>
>>24719946
kek
>>
>>24719969
wave2 inbound

>>24719962
copy that
>>
>>24719821
that's me bro. what's up?
>>
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I see you New Zealand, you little fuck.
>>
>>24720033
oh shit, two jacksoncucks
>>
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wot
>>
>>24720045
FUCK YEAH, PREEMPTIVE STRIKE!
>>
>>24719995
nothings working. maybe it's because someone else is in my city? oh well
>>24720048
hey fuck you man
>>
Nebraska, holy cocks why do you hate South America so much?
>>
>that guy in tucson az destroying mexico
>>
>>24720033
You are referring to Jacksonville, FL right?
>>
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>>24720053
FUCK YOU LARCH HALL OF COMMUNITY VILLAGE.
>>
if all these nukes actually went off, would they have enough power to actually obliterate the earth death star style?
>>
>>24720074
yup. oh shit are you here too?
>>
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>>24720053
This is only the beginning
>>
>>24720089
Yup, East Arlington
>>
This is Alaska Missile base who needs what glassed?
>>
>>24720102
All of russia
>>
>>24720100
south side nigga :^)

I go to church over there.
>>
>>24720102
Serbia
Colorado will aid in joint efforts
>>
>>24720113
Commencing Glass operations.

make sure to take a pic
>>
>>24720126
Fine, COLORADO shall help with removing Ivan first, THEN kebab.
>>
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AGAIN WITH THE COMMIEFORNIAING SOCAL. SRS.
>>
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>>24720126
No worries
>>
>>24720126
Offutt AFB will be assisting
>>
>>24720120
Flipfag commencing attack run on kebab infested land.
>>
>>24720126
This is NORAD, all our opor8ors are on pissing break. Please stand by.
>>
>>24720158
>commeifornians can't go on /k/ cause their state is mentally retarded anti gun
We can go on what ever site we want nigga, it's still america.
>>
>dude in Chattanooga glassing socal

LOL
>>
>>24720178
NORAD copies all.
Initial salvo launched.
>>
>Phoenix, AZ nuking all other players in the USA
Target acquired
>>
Quick question, /k/

Why haven't we completely unified to destroy our one most common enemy: Greece?
>>
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>>24720167
WPAFB Commencing strikes on anything island-shaped
>This recon photo shows New Atlantis shortly after it was bombed into Greek mythology
>>
>>24720190
They started it,
>>
this is the most fun i've had on /k/ in a long time
>>
I do belive Ivan has been removed, switch targets to kebab
>>
>>24720196
*Tucson
>>
My computers here cannot handle the magnitude of which we are launching missiles and some of our warheads do not make it all the way to intended target.
>>
Manila here.

launching salvos towards Greece
>>
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>>24720226

i just nuked the US

the ENTIRETY of the US

it hurt my finger to click that much, fuck you
>>
>>24720226
Thats fucking amazing.
>>
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>>24720198
>Mission Accomplished
>>
>>24720232
Cebu assisting attack, over.
>>
Bay area was not nuked for a full minute.
IT'S A NEW RECORD!
>>
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This is NORAD. We have confirmation that target is destroyed and our scopes are clear. Good job gentlemen.
>>
The NORKS are removing flip.
>>
>mommy, daddy, what was Greece?

>Fuck if I know, kid. They probably look like burnt popcorn by now.
>>
>>24720271
Cebu attacking back with extreme prejudice
>>
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>Soc Cal nuking the crap out of the south

Sherman is smiling from where ever he went where he died.
>>
>A fellow Chilean is on here!
>NUKE THE SHIT OUT OF SANTIAGO

with regards:
Vancouver
>>
>>
NORAD requesting total inhalation of Iceland.
NORAD requesting total inhalation of Iceland.
NORAD requesting total inhalation of Iceland.
NORAD requesting total inhalation of Iceland.
>>
>>24720323
Roger that NORAD.
>>
>>24720316
COMMENCE GLASSING OF SOUTH KOREA
>>
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>>24720253
North Korea confirmed blown the fuck out
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>>24720309

join me and we give Bolivia the sea they been asking for
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>>24720332
Thanks for the assist chaps.
A few moar for Tojo for old times sake?
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Thanks for the assist anon
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accidentally just nuked my own country
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ready your ass Australia
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SKY KING SKY KING SKY KING

NDA HAS ORDERED THE COMMITMENT OF STRATEGIC WEAPONS TO THE DESTRUCTION OF COUNTER VALUE TARGET, DISCRETE:

SENATOR FEINSTEIN"S OFFICE:
United States Senate
331 Hart Senate Office Building
Washington, D.C. 20510
VISID IS ONE BLOCK NORTHEAST OF CAPITAL BUILDING

AUTHENITICATION CODE: FOXTROT ALPHA MIKE ALPHA SIERRA
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>>24720344
fuck that, it looks like Lima is asking for it though.
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>>24720360
ALL REMAINING SILOS
ITS TIME TO END THIS
NORAD copies you loud and clear SKYKING. Commencing launch.
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>>24720360
AUTHENTICATION CONFIRMED.

MANILA FIRING SALVOS
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>>24720360
AUTHENTICATION CONFIRMED.

CHAMPAIGN FIRING SALVOS
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moscow mark 3 is up and running
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>>24720360
AUTHENTICATION CONFIRMED.
BAY AREA FIRING SLAVOS
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Moscow is launching ICBM's again...
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>>24720360
AUTHENTICATION CONFIRMED.

CAROLINA RELEASING WEAPONS
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>>24720360
SKYKING this is NORAD. Target doesn't appear on our scopes. Requesting to destroy all possible escape routes from the capital. Please advise.
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>>24720362

operation remove cholo is in effect
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>>24720399
God damn it, round 3 here we go
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>>24720360
AUTHENTICATION CONFIRMED
CEBU FIRING
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REMOVE KOREA
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Norad this is Bay area,
we are detecting a slavo of ICBMs from England heading fro the states, waiting for orders, over
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>>24720404
NORAD this is SKYKING. We have multiple launch events in and around MOSCOW, U.S.S.R. Confidence is high. Commence Immediate Retaliatory Response.

Authentication Code: HOTEL OSCAR PAPA PAPA ECHO SIERRA NINER.
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>>24720360
SKY KING, this is NORAD, can you confirm if VISID's status?
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>>24720424
florida was fucking with me
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