Ukraine just made the best army commercial ever

>>23247790
Because my country doesn't constantly lie through their teeth.

>>23247790

>Best commercial

Get smoked, slav scrub

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62tnJtLBQzQ

What was so special about it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgUOAVolSlo

Czech is my favourite mainland Europe one

Translation?

>>23247841
click the cc button at the bottom

>>23247790
I really feel for the Ukrainians, to the West they have corrupt as fuck politicians and to the East they have Russia backing and actively participating in a needless civil war. They almost have no choice but to fight for the corrupt in order to keep Russia out.

>>23247808
Hah, nice one anon, you're a funny man.

>>23247849
Nick pls go

This is literally and objectively the best military commercial ever and I'm not a britbong

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOhvjBwuix4

>>23247808
Russboo detected weewoo

>>23247818
is this shit real?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhO3dM5wNKc

Fuck yeah, 90s peacetime DoD.

>>23247900
No, it's CGI.

But nah, it's corny as hell. Then again, it's the marines. They probably believe this with all the LCD the DoD slips into the MREs they're issued.

>>23247918

for >>23247900

With the propaganda ministry of the west, Im surprised there were no purple dragons involved.

>>23247849
>implying West didn't support Neo-Nazis and fascists in order to make a grab at Ukraines resources and a move in the great chess game against Russia.

Stop being a shill.

>>23247912
Fuck I would join the aussies just so I could get my hands on an AUG

>>23247849
>no choice but to fight

They aren't fighting yet, just shelling "terrorists", which are apparently everywhere east of Kiev.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAE8XCwjbFQ&list=UUG2L5r9T5iYCH0Mmgq85jNQ

>>23247918
>90s
>Peacetime
Where have you been? Peacetime is a lie.

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>>23247790
gets the message across and would make me want to join up if i didnt have shit to do.

>>23247818
woohoo dress blues with a sword

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>>23247944

>ukraine
>good commercials

my sides
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cH_E6YSQqTo

I still like this one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AprqomTW-Wo

>>23247790
Are they calling for volunteers? Does this mean they're admitting they're actually in a civil war and not just fighting some insurgents or whatever?

>>23247987
Slav as fuck.

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>>23247790
>>23247876

Guess being in the National Guard is cool as long as you're a slavshit or britbong

>>23247876
>MUH MULTICULTURALISM

Fuck off, you'll be a caliphate in 20 years anyway

>>23248003
Pretty good. But if they can't offer me those things then their military is shit

I like the new USMC commercial, though it seems like it was produced to appeal to those who grew up playing battlefield.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYrBSTBHCS4

>>23247852
>>23247878
>sucking the EU propaganda dick

>>23247790
saving those commercials for movies and fundraisers/shills

Can anyone tell me what is actually going on in Ukraine? Last thing I heard after the riots was some plane crashed there or something

>>23247849
Too bad it isn't like the 40's where you can get a sizable portion of the population to turn against them and go with the Nazis. Or at least move from Ukraine to Germany after the Bullshitvik revolution to work in factories for the Germans like my ancestors did.

why has no one posted the Swedish one making fun of this entire trend of super high speed operator shit

>>23247849
>to the West they have corrupt as fuck politicians
as opposed to the russians?
I think someone needs a wake up call about corruption in Russia

>>23248080
see>>23248003

>>23247790
>all dat shit tier ucp camo
hmmm wonder where they found that

>>23248041
All dem v22

>>23247790

I had hope for Ukraine until Alfa sold the fuck out. Now it's literally Omega and Buryat left.

>>23247841
>>23247848

I am x. Each guy says who they are.

Then at end "We weren't born for war, but sometimes we have to go to war to defend our freedom. Ukranian Armed Forces."

>>23248052

Ukraine shot down a civilian plane. Russia sent in troops to rescue the civilians, but Ukraine isn't letting them get to it. Russia is trying to save them without using force and Ukraine is shelling cities.

>>23248082
as opposed to the US?
I think someone needs a wake up call about corruption in the US

>>23248003
Hang on, why is most of it in English?

>>23248112
as opposed to the EU?
I think someone needs a wake up call about corruption in Brussels

>>23248052
>Last thing I heard after the riots was some plane crashed there or something
em, maybe start reading some news on your own you're like 3 months behind on current events
like seriously, do you live under a rock?

>>23247876
>Not the Royal Marines State of Mind series.

>>23248112
I have no problem with him pointing out corruption, but he wrote it like that's the problem with the west and not Russia.
Everyone knows corruption exists everywhere, but in Russia it's like the norm.

>>23248145
No, just no one gives a shit about Ukraine anymore. I don't actively search for news anymore, and that was the last major piece of news about it

>>23247790
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hbKqu6NNMI

Not a recruitment video but it has the same effect.

>>23248171
is corruption even corruption if it's expected as the norm? doesn't it metamorphize into 'culture'?

>>23247987
>implying they wouldn't have hopped out, raped and shot the women and massacred all of the witnesses for being accused kebab

>>23247987
B 90s porno as fuck.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbvMPaeUvvs

>>23248041
So do I. There's something about it that I can't put my finger on.

>>23247790

>Dat M14 at 0:41

At least Ukraine knows how to operate in style

>>23248033
Surprise, people who are different ethnicity join their nations military.

>>23248185
Similar video.

http://youtu.be/tpH5L8zCtSk

>muh freedom boner

>>23248226
Its probably because all of the vehicles and aircraft in the video are in battlefield 3.
Its just a well produced recruitment ad I guess.

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>>23248185
Pretty God Damn Patriotic
even more patriotic than that American empire get

>>23248200
>doesn't it metamorphize into 'culture'?
No it's still corruption because you can still go to prison if Putin needs to make an example of you and wants to pretend he is against corruption.

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>mfw it doesn't matter because Ukraine won't exist as a country in 10 years.

>>23248185
Jesus why do amerifats have the worst commercials? I expected better from this thread.

>>23248264
I think it's just the demonstration of military power that makes me go, "Fuck yeah."

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>>23248283
fuck off commie

>>23247912
>Austrian
Yeah-nah cunt.

Does anyone have the interview with 51st mechanized after they got surrounded and hit by artillery?

I wanted to post it for contrast to OP, but can't find anymore.

Keep on shilling for a fascist state.

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>>23248041

>>23248041
I can definitely hear the Battlefield theme playing in the background around 0:35 or so

>>23248355
kek

>>23247987
>recruitment_for_service_to_russian_puppet_government.avi
I like the commercial after they got rid of the Russian puppet government. American puppet governments are much cooler.

>>23247876
Is there a name for the music in the background? Catchy tune.

>>23248200
You're fucked if you believe that.

>>23248349
no see russia is the fascist state, we have to protect little old ukraine :^) the news is always talking about how russia is invading and smuggling arms in ukraine. just look at geography, russia's bigger omg ur so ignorant

>>23247790
IDk I feel sorta bad for Ukraine. Those guys are gonna get smoked by a bunch of Coalminers and former RF servicemen "vacationing" in the Donbas

But Ukraine has always been a country with leadership made of of Autists for like the 50 years they have been a country in the past few centuries, even back in the early 1600s during the Htlemenski cossack uprising

>>23248349
Which one?

>>23247790
Why are they all wearing UCP?

>>23247790
"I'm the neighbor who always bangs on the radiator."

>>23248409
>>23248102

Didn't find. US gave. As well as 2000 units of interceptor body armor.

>>23248425

Furthermore, I am yet to see anyone wearing said armor. Supposedly SBU Alfa and Omega did some operations early on, and Buryat held an objective, but there are never any pictures/videos except from when Alfa took Slavyansk. Or failed to take. Not even sure. They did take airport in Kramatorsk early on.

Haven't heard SHIT about any other Ukr SOF since then. Other than the fact that Russia tortured 3 SBU guys they caught through informant.

>>23248424
I hate that fucking faggot, if he's in the army I'm joining the other side

>>23248185
Holy fuck I'm trembling.

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Maybe because my country isn't full of idiot people who want to join the EU? And maybe its because my country and military isn't filled with Nazis?

Saw this earlier today, and that's a damn fine commercial, very powerful. If I were to nitpick one thing about it, it's that the end cuts off a bit fast and should fade away instead of a slight and and cut, but that's more /tv/ sperg then /k/.

>>23247808
Good to see you don't live in any nation on earth then.

>>23247857
Nah, right here buddy.

>>23247987
That ad is so fucking hilarious, literally "join the military and pull bitches."

>>23248010
Donbass has been accepting volunteers for awhile now IIRC, and when they're forcing their way into civilian homes to hope Ukrainians won't fire on civilian positions they're definitely still an insurgency.

>>23248052
Interm government was installed, crimea was siezed, east got cocky and tried to secede, the plane got shot down but it's unclear who did it, ukrainian army was doing good until the supplies started to flow in from Russia, ukrainians made some dumb moves to try and end the war by their Independence Day and the seps with their new equipment gained a lot of ground that they had lost, "ceasefire" is in place but isn't holding as the seps keep throwing soldiers at the donetsk airport but have yet to take it even though it's been several weeks.

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Oh and Ukraine. Good luck becoming a Muslim/Turkish country when you join the EU

>>23248542
>And maybe its because my country and military isn't filled with Nazis?
What is the deal with the Ukrainians being Nazis? I haven't been paying much attention to this conflict but in my mind it seems like a pretty righteous cause to defend your country from a foreign force trying to keep control over a country that was part of the soviet union.

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This thread has been visited by the Opolcheniye.

Slava Rossi!

>>23248594

Faggot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSj5RbWtR7c
wifey

>All the /pol/ ITT

And they wonder why /k/ doesn't like them.

>>23248571
>Implying
What'll happen in the event that Ukraine is dumb enough to join the EU is that all their citizens will migrate to another country where they perceive job opportunities to be plentiful, much like Polish people and how they all go to work in England. Joining the EU will leave the country in shambles.

>>23248406
Russia is just autocratic and imperialist, but Ukraine is governed by actual fascists, and their most violent enforcers are sadistic neo Nazi thugs.

Nice and depressing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6D7URaVZwlQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjth5DM-Yew

>>23248634
>>All the /pol/ ITT
Is it because all Ukrainians are Nazis and anyone who sympathizes for a local population fighting off an invasive influence are the scum of the earth?

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>>23248575
Watch Generation War

The little girl scene, those guys were Ukrainian auxiliary police, who collaborated with the Nazis. Concentration camp guards were usually Ukrainians but not always. Neo-Nazism runs deep in Western Ukrainian history. They aren't defend anyone from Russia, they are bombing their own people. Go on liveleak, look up the videos of Azov battalion gunning down innocent people in their cars, and driving off with them. Watch the videos of other battalions executing civilians if they walked too close to them, fucks sake. Watch the libtard VICE News, an Azov battalion member (At least i think he was in Azov) admits that they tortured and kidnapped "collaborators" and separatists. At the prisoner swaps, they have barely any prisoners, so they are grabbing civilians off the street and using them. They are not defending their country, they are attacking their own people, who happen to be Russians, and are attempting to re-shape Ukraine in their own image. Pic related, thats Azov and their flag. The symbol is a Wolfsangel, symbol used by SS divisions.

>>23248115
Because English is also taught in Sweden

>>23248619
Is that the best you can do?

You're probably one of those Western Sodomites who hates Putin and laments the anit-Liberalism of the Russian Federation.

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>>23248594
>>23248594

>>23248688
Are you referring to the Ukrainian Insurgent Army? They fought against the Germans and the Soviets during WW2 and collaborated with the Germans out of desperation. For good reason too. Fuck everything about what Russia feels like they should control bordering states.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ukrainian_Insurgent_Army

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Hey guys who watches here based Kazurra channel daily? Fuck, they managed to create something like HBO mini series featuring rebels except you're getting fresh material daily and everything is for real.

Who's your favourite rebel? Givi is based.

footage from yesterday:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGu423iMg_Q&list=UUG2L5r9T5iYCH0Mmgq85jNQ

>>23248688
>Watch a scene from this show!
Yes, this show that is totally historically accurate and portrays totally real events! Next you're going to tell me about how Saving Private Ryan is the truth of how WWII actually happened! Listen, it's not a secret the Ukrainians were involved in a lot of Nazi shit and are still heavily nationalist in a good chunk of the country, but that show isn't exactly the spitting image of a historical documentary packed with evidence and proof.

>>23248254
this one just makes me feel fuzzy all over

>>23248740
yep i watch this too

>>23248740
does motorola even ever show up?

I like the new guy, his pet helicopter project is cool

>>23248575

Not when said nazis when they left the union took parts who never were their to begin with.

>>23248594
how about no

>>23248160

This.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNcVvnA-Bpo

Is there correlation. Between ad quality and amount of civils killed.

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Seriously? nobody posted this yet? C'mon /k/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rAHrHd2lcw

>>23248688
There are neo nazis in that entire slav shit hole, including Russia.
Apparently everyone Russia faces is either a nazi or a fascist.

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>>23248877
>VDV: Hello from Heaven!

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>>23248740
Oh yes.

It's like Band of Brothers except everybody is a slav and cheeki breeki.

Hilarious shit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVOdAPWxvz4

one for the australian reserves that iv always found funny for some reason

>>23248717

They always have been hardcore fascist and clashed against germany because a hardcore nationalist but from a different nation isn't likely to support your claims of independence.

>>23247790
Damn.
I felt feels for a minute there.

>>23248768
Motorola shows up for interviews, but rarely beside that. he's busy yelling allah akbar and smashing nasheed ISIS music through megaphone at Ukrainians

>>23248957
So why should Ukranians have to accept Russian influence then?

They're men and women trying to protect their sovereignty.

>>23248989
vid?

>>23248751

>HURR DURR HE QUOTES A MOVIE HE DUMB
>SVOBODA STRONK
>GIB MONEY EU I NOT NAZI I SWEAR

>>23249039
>everyone who disagrees with the Russian government is a Nazi

Stop it, its not the 1970's anymore.

>>23249055
This, Russian government will label anyone with a differing opinion of their policy and goals as a fascist. Its not 1939 anymore, Ivan.

>>23248033
>one guy who's roughly as dark as a paper bag
calm down, /pol/

>>23249000
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GcpsqiqXBcw

the most popular. there's a vine of him playing some nasheed through megaphone at ukrainian troops that hid in a trench like 12 meters away

>>23247943
>>23248319
hurr durr

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>>23249094

>>23247876
0:55
>unfired rounds being ejected

>>23248992

Because Crimea wasn't, isn't and will never be ukrainian and that they don't want to acknowledge it. And when literal fascists make a coup at maidan with slogans about gutting russians everyone wonders why the east made of russian rise up.

>>23247790
Germany here. we did. it was banned.

>>23248717
Here ya go

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ukrainian_Auxiliary_Police#Participation_in_Holocaust_and_Nazi_atrocities

>>23249055

Except Svoboda IS nazi.

>>23249119
based

>>23249155
>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ukrainian_Auxiliary_Police#Participation_in_Holocaust_and_Nazi_atrocities
The Russians and soviets have also committed such atrocities.

>>23249144

Understandably. Last time only the book caused 60 millions deaths. I don't want to imagine the commercial.

>>23247790
because in the US the creativity of the people behind the commercials is hampered by the criteria that they must represent every special snowflake minority or else it will be deemed offensive. Also, if they were to actually show US personnel in combat people would flip shit. You would have tons of people on the left whining that it makes the US look aggressive or some shit.

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Everyone look at america and laugh

.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pir1Hug-CEc

>>23247790
I have no idea what any of them said.

>>23249214
tell me right now
you don't want to be a badass knight

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>>23249180

>MFW communists were the nazis all along
>Everything is a lie
>MFW you are damage controling so hard this thread looks like the donbass

>>23249203
Found it. http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=9ab_1321664414

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>>23249227
Probably something about bombing their own people for fun.

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>>23249180
Okay, but there aren't Stalin brigades running around and killing people. Whataboutism at its finest right here.

Whats the point in arguing with guys on 4chan? 60% of everyone on here are Neo-Nazis.

Its not just Azov battalion, there are many others, just look them up. The Neo-Nazis just staged a large protest in Ukraine, anti-government. There is right sector as well, Donbas battalion, well those are just nationalists, not Neo-Nazis. Ukraine is a shitty country, it should be killed with fire. So should Russia, Belarus, and the United States. All the land of whiny cunts

>>23248041
>you will never dismount a hovercraft in a Bradley

>>23249227

There are subs you moron.

>>23247818
>implying I didn't join the Marines to operate in Prince of Persia tier trap castles and slay lava beasts while other marines watch

>>23248003
holy shit my sides

>>23249249
>Bradley
Are we talking about the same USMC?

>>23249241

You seriously banned that for being too nazi ? Dear God. Japanese men are dressing as little girls and and prefer to masturbate than speak to girls and they are less gay than you nevertheless.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4onYo4D5Yws

Here is a recruitment video..Meh, needs more action, guns, and tits

>>23248667
So, like Russia?

>>23249249
Not a bradley. but a LAV-25.
I bet the only reason they plastered the AID boxes in on everything is so they could get it into the liberal media.. the only USMC commercial I remember at all is the 2008 one they put on during the olympics.
This one. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WelOH67eV98

>>23249309
The reasons why are above the video.. Kinda sucks, given I jumped out of a plane to help make that shit..

>>23249328
Where can I buy that camo pattern/uniform?

>>23247808
based sealander

Could the one or two ukrainia strong faggots stop polluting every thread about ukrainia and russia ? Goddammit I'm an hardcore nazi /pol/tard and they are successfully annoying me with their "no nazi at all we swear (but remove russia and jews anyway)".

>>23249247
NKVD.

>>23249214
is this fucking real

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1idTSSc_7Ts

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Best Korea have best commercial
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-cWt6Q7pO0

>>23249391
>thread OP is Ukrainian army advert

OMG GUIEZ ALL THESE UKRANIANBOOS SHITTING UP MY /k/.

If I lived in the shadow of a massive neighboring country who's agenda is to annex mine I'd want to keep foreign influence out too. I'm sorry that freedom triggers you.

>>23249419
They must have blown over 50% of the military budget that year firing off those shells and missiles.

>>23247927
>LCD
>High definition constipation

>>23249419
>making a tv commercial when 99% of your population doesn't have tv

lol ok

>>23249423

>M... MUH CRIMEA :'(

Keep feigning ignorance about why half the country has said "fuck you" to the other half you moron.

>>23249423

I don't have a problem with ukrainian. I have a problem with retarded nigger intellect-tier slavs denying that there even is a powerful and very influent neo nazi far right in their country while claiming "P...Putin is Hitler but worse !".

>>23249431
pretty sure at least 90% of that footage was stolen from other countries

>>23249520
It's funny that they want to join EU, but many EU country are in debt, and they don't see that German is having a good relationship with Russia about to leave EU
BTW polite people commercial https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTDYeeVUTnM&list=UUIWsjhUoOuG1YrbdA0a8ENA

>>23249345
Thanks anon, whenever I see a vehicle like that from the US, I automatically assume Bradley.

>>23247818
>put down the bong

>join da MUHREENS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YypDYlkmLQ

Poland gives me a stiffy

>implying
>implying
>implying

http://youtu.be/0rAHrHd2lcw

>>23248041
>implying all of those guys in the comercials weren't boots being hazed

>>23248446
why? friendly fire his ass, and he will never bang on a goddamned radiator ever again. that rotten motherfucker.

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>>23249474
>half

>>23247818
Gets me every time.

>>23247790
noice

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5_IbxfB1ZA

This latest JTF2 one is alright, however the rest of Canadian armed forces commercials are mediocre at best

>>23249076
But 1939 was when the Non-Aggression Pact was still in effect, so they would have had only good things to say about Nazis.

>>23247933
>he thinks that Neo-Nazis and Fascists are any different from the scumbags that are in the Russian/New Russian army

KGB internet brigade is here

>>23250057
>West is supporting the Neo Nazis and Fascists and they are the ones that started all this

Are you stupid?

>>23250075
>they are the ones that started all of this

how many rubles are you being paid (^:

>>23248041
Gives me a Jarhead vibe. All it needs is some Jesus Walks.

>>23250098
>Ukraine is literally being raped with the Vice Presidents own son being put in a high position over corporate bodies that control Ukraines resources.

Either you are very stupid or you are very much NSA bot.

>>23250075
Oh, so fascists only exist in the west?

Wow I never thought that the guys in Russia who want to kick out all foreigners and establish a national-socialist government that is oppressive weren't fascist.

Thanks comrade! see you at the next brainwashing meeting!

>>23249247
uwotm8

>>23250118

I do not think that the NSA has an internet political defense brigade, friend.

However, your country might (:

http://3dblogger.typepad.com/wired_state/2014/02/the-web-brigades-original-version.html

>>23249247
>novorossiya
>literally "new russia"
>wants to claim half of Ukraine
>has the suffix "people's republic"
>large number of old veterans from soviet era militaries
>not gommies

>>23250190
Should we just declare war on these guys?

It wouldn't be declaring war on Russia, but still you'd get to kill commies

>>23250140
The west has also funded ISIS and protected them from their roots and now they go around cutting heads off, eating hearts, and raping babies.

Just something to think about. But I guess thats not a Neo-Con talking point so its not true.

>>23250158
>The same people who monitor everything, can shut down communications of the entire USA with a moments notice would never ever make propaganda posts on various websites or hire lackeys to make push forums and comment sections a certain way.

Its like Im surrounded by fire but people keep saying shut up its ice and its Russias fault for everything even though its the West and globalists that run the big show.

>>23250190
Would you prefer to stay in a country with Neo Nazis in power?

>>23247818

Now easy there, everyone. It was the 90s, a different time. Still embarassing, though.

>>23247790
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmuuVGrQIVU

>>23250226
I know the west has done dumb things, we also supported Tito and the VC, dont forget about the Mujaheddin. But also don't forget the Soviets supported the PLO, Iran (Hezbollah through Iran) and oh the Angolans?

Point being, both sides supported assholes and terrorists

>>23247827
Our army size is a fucking joke nowadays though

>>23250276
>Soviets

Stop with this cold war Neo-Con shit. American Empire is the following the Soviet style while Russia is being Russian.

Theres literally no reason the West should be funding or sending mercs into Ukraine nor should they be toying around in the mid east.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jmta7GwXCpo

>>23250226
>Would you prefer to stay in a country with Neo-Nazis in power?

better than sucking Putin's cock

>>23250331
>Mass torture and executions are better than fellatio

That tells me something about your reality disconnect issues, neo cunt.

>>23250308

yeah, it's between this and the ukrainian one.

>>23250301
>American Empire is the following the Soviet style

L M A O

>>23250301
...but its fun.

besides with respect to the Middle East, both sides fucked over the region enough to the point where non-intervention is worse than doing so. Putin got involved with Syria, he supported Assad so Russia IS getting involved in the Middle East (oh and they sold Iraq some equipment to fight ISIS). Regardless of what side each country takes, they ARE involved in the middle east and will continue to be involved until either a) the place is nuked to kingdom come or b) the ethno-religious tensions finally subside and the economies of the countries finally stabilize

>>23250308
Thats pretty fucking operator.

>>23250343
>mass torture and executions
>what is the Russian prison system

>>23248740
Most accurate war documentary ever, watching erryday

>>23250349
>Everythings a lie
>Govt can make people disappear or put them into camps legally without due process
>Military practices gunning down patriots and those who stand up in "zombie" training.
>20 percent unemployment and mass reliance on welfare and bread lines
>Many areas are on par with third world countries
>Military and govt are extremely bloated and corrupt beyond all belief to the point you can do nothing if you don't play ball with them.

This isn't even the USA, its occupied. American values go against this insanity.

>>23250364
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/shared/spl/hi/uk/06/prisons/html/nn2page1.stm

>American prisons are friendly enviroments where inmates get to play video games! Watch TV! Or enjoy respectable company with other inmates in the safety of a nice warm cell! Did I forget to mention the top notch healthcare! And when an inmate is feeling down or upset we put them in the cool off room to settle down for a couple days alone and they enjoy it. We never forget to feed them Federally approved meals that they love!

Its like Im literally talking to someone who knows nothing outside what hes told by King Nigger and Bush Whacker before him.

Our ads vary in quality, this one is fairly well put together
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcm0NpTdMs0

I've seen other ads that look like they were put together by a conscript in windows movie maker, like this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBGOPTkxK_0

>>23250459
Shit that bottom one was pretty bad.

At least the bad guys get mp40s.

>>23247818
I'm proud of you /k/ absolutely no time wasted

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>>23248594

>>23250357
Shit in one hand, wish in the other. Habib better into 50s mentality soon...

>>23250226
>Would you prefer to stay in a country with Neo Nazis in power?

Yes, just like zyklon ben would want for me.

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>>23247818

>>23250455
>Its like Im literally talking to someone who knows nothing outside what hes told by King Nigger and Bush Whacker before him.

>fascists are horrible people!!!
>uses nigger to describe a president of negro origin

keep proving my point, bud, you slavs will believe anything poo the tin shits down your throat ;)

>>23250734
>Nigger means anything on 4chan
>Im now a slav

I need a track suit and some vodka then, comrade!

>>23250701
>not ben "pullin the trigger on every nigger" garrison

>>23249125
>clearly fired blanks being ejected

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>>23249727
Why is it in English? Are they targeting the Poles living in the UK or something?

>>23247790
>best army commercial
>not japaniese
Pfff
THIS is the best army commercial ever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjAXJaFydwM

>>23248041
I like it until I realize those Muhreens have zero cover and are going to meet d-day tier combat conditions

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>>23251865
>japan
every time

>>23248311
>that flaming jeep

every time.

I like this one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcysQ6RWock

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>>23247818

Was hoping for 90s USMC lava monster. Was not disappointed.

>>23248740
Dude looks like Strelok

>>23249727
>Polan as always relies on promises when it comes to their security

Politicians never learn.

>>23248311
I can't tell.

They way's spliced together, it makes it look as if the Typhoon is firing upon Americans.

[spoiler]Surely it would be the other way around[/spoiler]

[spoiler]I know spoiler tags don't work I'm using it for comic effect[/spoiler]

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>>23249119
Dry/10

>>23247876
1:10
>woman
>bricklayer
I call bullshit

>>23247790
With al the time they waste getting rekted by a bunch farmers I thought they wouldn't have the money and the resources to make a commercial. Slavs never change.
Kind of short, but good quality.

>>23248033
Aren't spics disproportionately represented in the US military?

>>23247808
>Green men are NOT russian soldiers.

Oh um ok...they are russian soldiers.
Annexing the shit out of people, how nice.

It was only about the military port there.

Not an ad necessarily, but still cool

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5_IbxfB1ZA

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>>23248254
>war is peace
>surrender is slavery
>Temperance is treason
>actual democracy is too subversive for our taste so we have to make our own brand, but pssst
>the lives of few have less value than the lives on many
>inability to define the enemy which is being fought

the American doctrine is real fucking scary to most outsiders. in an insane way. the -being cornered by a pack of dogs with rabies- scary

>>23247790
False.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Mw1SB5P_FM
Best thing ever made.

>>23247818
My bad, didn't read the thread...but Mines the HQ one at least
>>23252751

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=jEct6TnXtBk

Meanwhile in the Finnish Defense Forces:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLF-fwT07fI

>>23248041
>mfw all of those "AID" packages.

please remain calm while we aggressively give you AID!

>>23247790
>Why can't your country make a commercial as good as this?
>your country
Yes, mine.
Slava Ukraine!

>>23247900
mfw you watched this commercial while growing up

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>>23251865
this cant be real,id think even japan would take its military at least a bit seriously...right?

>>23247912
Feels like I've just watched CoD trailer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YiTrcnsgmVQ
why this ain't linked yet

>>23249474
remember this when civil war 2 comes

>>23248115
They're making fun of America, basically

>>23247818
>Join the marine corps
>Slay a fucking dragon

>>23253136
>dragon
That's obviously a golem.

>>23252306
its like ukraine thought giving up nukes was going to protect it

>>23249599
LAV is from London

german "Fan Made" commercial by a highly controversial youtuber

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOMb6sbH59E

I don't think the FDF does recruitment ads anymore.

They just have their general propaganda channel on the youtubes.

>>23247987
Hey baby wanna touch my KPVT?

>>23248185
I miss orators.

>>23248216
I nearly said something stupid about this ad.

>>23253242
This is horrible.

>>23252411
Typhoons had a tendency to strafe friendly Sherman tanks

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCdYc8FgPN4

>>23248877
This one has always somehow managed to transcend cheesy into likable. Time to make another VDV deck in wargame then get sad about my other unit choices.

>>23249119
link?

>>23248955
It's funny because the last thing you'd be doing by joining the reserves is something 'for yourself'. Other than that I like how little dialogue this has. It's just interesting shit happening.

>>23247790
10/10, Ukraine.
Here is the Norwegian one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0V8uiwwdeU
Very nice

>>23249094
BALALAIKA!

>>23253393
lengths better than the usual ones..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2xNDgxwd7k

>>23247790
Dutchfriend here, it's because because my country hardly has a military

>>23247790

I'm glad to see my tax dollars are being well spent by the CIA's art department.

>>23252848
This is almost exactly the same as the old Ukrainian one. There's even a gratuitous close up of him stroking the barrel of the autocanon.

>>23253426
I'm sorry but seeing those fellas swimming made me think about Utoya.

>>23248620
I need one of these uniforms.

>>23248740
Givi is best leader. I liked his personal interview a few days back. I'm pretty sure he gets a shitload of marriage proposals from qt slav girls since he said he's not married.

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>>23249119
holy shit that cracked me up badly. damn.

>>23247790

Except they're a bunch of war criminals and cowards who were defeated by a a bunch of drunken Russian partisans.

I like the new British Army adverts because muh slow motion and tacticool musik

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOhvjBwuix4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jmta7GwXCpo

best commercial

>>23247818
lmao, this looks like some 40k shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-7Ikzx7_Rk

Old as shit, but they still show them on TV sometimes. I quite like them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_6vK_JSSTo

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>>23247818

That's pretty embarrassing.

>>23253453
That woman looked like DoJ slav who is famous for no ostensible reason.

>>23253426
That's the richest country in the world?
What are they doing with that money!?

>>23253720
Blowing it in NATO-shit instead of actual good equipment

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Anyone who says the United States Armed Forces doesn't put out the best recruiting material is clearly delusional

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhsblayR_fQ

>>23250034
That was actually good.

>>23253742
Is there more?

>>23248105
>Ukraine shot down a civilian plane. Russia sent in troops to rescue the civilians, but Ukraine isn't letting them get to it. Russia is trying to save them without using force and Ukraine is shelling cities.
How's Putin's cock taste?

>>23252732
I'm sure you must be terrified.

>>23248105
>Russia sent in troops to rescue the civilians, but Ukraine isn't letting them get to it.
How the fuck is Ukraine going to prevent Russia from doing anything?

>>23248797
>Don't even fill in the form

Shiiit

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j63VSIjuw78

>>23254064
If Hillier did that everyone would enlist

>>23254064
what a fucking badass

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2pD6q6QNR8

This advert is actually pretty cool. Step Up.

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>>23247912
>>23247876
>>23248041
>>23248216
>>23249328
>>23249727
>>23250034
>>23250459
>>23253426
>>23254064
>tfw HD

>>23253742
Some one forgot to relieve the guard again

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>>23254064

Thank you for this.

>>23254102
If Obama did that everyone would respect him more.

>If Teddy Roosevelt or Andrew Jackson were president today, they would be pulling this shit.

>>23248041
Every shot with a V-22 should have shown them crashing

this could be a recruitment video
http://youtu.be/pKiB8-2LK6s

Are we all just posting recruitment videos?
ok then
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MTOETDAcA4

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>>23255990
>implying US cities aren't just containment zones for niggers and other undesirables

>>23249419
There's so much implying in that commercial it's fucking ridiculous.

>>23253953
In actually he's right. American doctrine is fucking terrifying, especially when translated into common culture. I'm from Eastern Europe but I came here as a kid. So I'm very Americanized, and I think, act American. Lots of other Eastern Europeans have been coming as of late and lots of them are shitheads who act violent all day, but the second someone goes full blown "MERICA" on them they want no part of it.

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>>23256028
Implying this isn't what we have to keep telling ourselves.

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>>23247912
>Ziele erfassen
8/10 kek'd good
reminds me of this one

>>23249241
>The video is completely unrealistic. At 0:10 a female officer walks through Berlin in uniform without being accosted, called a murderer, spat at or told to "verpiss dich" bei unemployed leftist scum.

>>23256409
So what, when they see someone with a cowboy hat they fuck off?

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>>23256418
>native white