Not sure about legit nukes, but you can get arrested for possessing too much "weapon-usable" nuclear materials
>In February 2006, Oleg Khinsagov of Russia was arrested in Georgia, along with three Georgian accomplices, with 79.5 grams of 89 percent HEU.
First Russian forces to start the whole squat crimea operation. They moved swiftly through the area surrounding the airport and quickly after the first uniformed (but tagless) troops started rolling in.
Probably Alpha unit or some shit like that.
>Guys with new, exclusive gear.
>Extremely organized and working to prep and sometimes in conjunction with Russian regular Naval forces.
>Totally just a militia bro.
I bet you think all the guys in digital Flora are just militia too, because Putin said so and they aren't wearing Russian flags.
To be fair the black market and espionage is how nuclear technology has spread to dozens of countries including like the 11 or so nations with nuclear arsenals.
Otherwise the only ones with nukes would be America for like decades and then the other countries might have caught up then.
No, that's a larvae of a slav also known as slarvae. In a couple of weeks a brand new slav will emerge from it and it will be called a novorossian. (all credit to the anon that originally made this joke).
There was a nice video someone posted on here of a group of Russian soldiers with GM-94s taking turns firing into a building.
It was a beautiful dance to behold. Awesome piece of kit
>you will never be a james bond villain
It was kept in a briefcase..see pic.I circled it.
This guy browsed /k/ and was part of Dutch Secret Service or some shit
South Korean Secret Service.
alright, you have to admit it looks eerily cool when they wear tuxes
>it looks eerily cool when they wear tuxes
When I was in high school, I was on the debate team. Occasionally, the tournament bus would leave during the middle of the school day, so the team would wear their suits to class. Every time we had to do this, without fail, somebody would say, "what's with the tux dude?" I was blatantly wearing a suit, not a tuxedo. This is why I am more bugged than I should be when people call suits tuxedos. Please note, I agree that those SoKo guys look cool as shit, but that sparked up my pet peeve. Them's not tuxes, them's regular suits. Sorry I did this, it just bugs me.
There's a bunch of bullshit about little things like button numbers. But basically, suits are just what the regular business guys wear, like in the pictures; tuxedos are what fancy people wear to galas and shit, they've got the little tails and usually a bow instead of a tie. Compare the soldiers in suits to this tuxedo picture.
You see, everyone is complaining about the fact that you mistook a GM94 for a shotgun with an underslung grenade launcher, I'm here to complain that you mistook a cheap Russian military EOTech knockoff for an actual EOTech, not to mention one that doesn't cost 500.
Christ thats not even a fucking tux. Its some abortion thats a three-way between black tie, white tie and a morning suit. Absolutely disgusting.
/k/ - Tailoring
it's clearly a llama, fucktwat
So here is what I was thinking.
You get two donkeys, rig them up with some sort of incendiary weaponry. Nig-rigged flame throwers, molotov catapults, whatever.
Name these animals "Terrance" and "Phillip" respectively.
They shall hence forth operate under the callsign: "Asses of Fire."
>Muhammad we need to go and kill the infidels!
>Jamal that is not of happening! eht toyota is kill
>do not worry, i know friend that can kill infidels with us!
>this better not be that fucking donkey again