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Here is the situation /k/, you wake up tomorrow and are a 6 year old loli in a city (lets say Denver) with 30 people who are looking for you and want to rape and kill you. They are untrained, have split up to look for you (but if they see you they will call their friends and notify them of their location because they like to share), and are armed with a variety of weapons but will want to capture you alive so they won't use their weapons right away. The police do not care about your and will not respond to your calls. You will be given any equipment or weapons that you request and that you are capable of wielding/carrying to fend them off, laws still apply however and doing anything openly illegal will get you thrown in jail where you get raped and murdered (for example, any weapons that you carry must be concealed and you can't be blatantly printing), you are also given a bicycle, a small backpack, and money for food. You must survive for seven days. What weapons do you choose and what would your strategy for surviving be?
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>>22879918
Slav it up.
Keep my gear bland so that I can blend in.
Suppressed weapons.
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>>22879939
Cheeki the fucking breeki: track suits for days!
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>>22879918
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>>22879954
I will become the Adidas loli.
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>>22879918
>Find a bell tower
>acquire high and tight hair cut
>acquire M1 carbine, and boxes of ammo
>acquire 12 gauge semi auto
>Have loli sleep when I'm awake
>teach her to scream her lungs out if someone is coming up.
>have her awake while I take short short naps
>explosives at base just in case
>remove UT I mean Denver.
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Hmm. Gotta go full greyman mode.
Hoodies, preferably flat greys, tans, and browns.
One of those silenced makarovs would probably be best weapons wise, with a taser as an initial defense.
Just stick to alleys or maybe sit in the top of a tall tree or a roof for a week.
30 people will have a very difficult time combing Denver for one specific person. The challenge comes more from getting a safe hiding spot that isn't illegal.
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>>22880041
You are the loli.
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>>22880047
This.
Cities are great for that type of thing.
The crowd is your camo.
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>>22879918
Leave my home in the middle of the night, car in driveway and all other signs that I'm home. Ride my loli to the farthest set of woods and set up camp. I'd need to travel light, so stock a lot up on food and a pistol with a few mags and a bit more lose bullets. Stay as silent as possible.
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>>22880049
>no, anon, you are the loli
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>>22880097
Read the OP again.
>Here is the situation /k/, you wake up tomorrow and are a 6 year old loli in a city
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>>22880041
>>22880049
Same thing then, - the loli parts
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>>22880097
I-I get to be a little girl? Dreams do come true!
I'd hide at places where a lot of kids would be, Churches, and their youth groups would be a fantastic place to hide. Somewhere you would have an adult who actually cares about keeping the kids they're taking care of safe.
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>>22880142
So go innawoods?
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>>22879918
Go into a building and touch myself for 4 days to get my body ready
Then go rape other lolis for glorious forced loli yuri for the other 3
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>>22879918
this belongs in >>>/b/
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>>22880151
I would help you hide anon. We can snuggle.
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>>22880156
no nigga, go innabelltower
>L2whitman
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>>22880162
This is more /k/ related than all the fucking Gamergate threads we've been having lately.
A legitimate survival scenario.
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>>22880162
>thread about a survival situation where you are significantly weaker than the people trying to kill you
>not /k/ related
>not interesting because it is different from most survival scenarios
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>>22880200
Yeah, what if there are 6 year old girls browsing /k/ right now?
This is vital knowledge.
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>>22880185
They were all removed. This is far from fucking /k/. It's a thinly-veiled pedo thread. Go to /b/ where it belongs and is welcome.
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>>22879918
Go with plain, inconspicuous clothes.
Conceal carry some compact single-stack 9 with a can. A decent pocket knife. Smallest survival .22lr I can find and put it in the bag.
Hit up the local goodwill/shelter and get a warm jacket or two, scavenge around dumpsters and get some trashbags for making water-proof tarps. Along the way spend my few bux on the most calorie-dense food I can find.
Bike outta town in the most inconspicuous way possible and set up deep innawoods, take game, and enjoy that I've finally become the little girl.
If I get into any scuffles while being pursued and end up having to fire upon some people, crying and screaming for your onee-chan seems like a pretty good idea, nobody is gonna believe that you just killed those guys with a suppressed 9 and paternal instincts are a hell of a hard thing to shake.
>>22880151
>>22880164
Probably meet up with these guys at some point. Gotta enjoy being the little girl while you can.
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Shave my head, grease paint my skin black, get a hoodie and jeans, and alice pack and SKS. Then I will go innawoods. I will hunt them in the most brutal manner. I will rape them with my futa size wooden cock I carved with my Glock field tool.
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>>22880223
Haha, no.
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>>22880213
I would like just to say hi to any six year olds on the board right now, and that I have both candy and ice cream in my freezer.
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>>22880231
Why would you keep candy in your freezer?
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>>22880244
>not keeping M&Ms in your freezer
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>>22880244
Yeah, what the fuck?
As a fellow 6 y/o on /k/ that doesn't seem like a sound storage place for candy at all.
0/10, would not onii-chan
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>>22880227
Ruger Buckmark maybe?
>>22880228
You forgot to train a pack of your loli friends to become hardened warriors.
Become the loli Kurtz.
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