what do

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shot bullet in the asshole

adlerpower

>>22803956
>what do

damn half life 3 looks sick as fuck

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>mfw I wake up to the sound of intruders
>it's_time.jpg

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>>22803956

/k/ - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45glq7huJJc

>>22803956
>obviously armed
>breaking and entering


Mag dump and hope the mess doesn't cost to much to clean up.

kill

Wonder why he opened the door and stuck a brand new crowbar in it.

>i've waited my whole life for this
>live in loft apartment
>DsHK tripod mounted in loft
>the door opens
>intruder sighted
>press dakka switch
>He manages to evade direct fire, but splinters of wood and door are lodged within his legs
>strafe adjacent walls for other intruders with DsHK
>hit placement steadily rises as I can identify where the blood is coming from

>>22804050
>Those comments
Please anon.

Please.

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>>22803956

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>>22803956
get hyped

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>>22803956
>mfw I have that same jacket

>implying every /k/ommando won't do the same thing.

Grab weapon and remove kebab.

And brand new balaclava. And new gloves. And a new jacket. Also, he's white.

>>22804270
Well you better watch your back criminal scum.

>>22803956
ask him how he likes his job as a photo model, as he's the standard make-believe white-skinned stock photo robber that makes an honest living, not some nigger that actually steals things or commits crimes.

>>22803956
Wonder how he got the whole crow's foot in there.

>>22803956
Why isn't he just smashing the glass panes?

>>22803956
First, not have all glass doors. Second, ask asshole why he's prying open the door rather than just busting out glass. Third, shoot asshole for prying open door.

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>>22804502
i bet he's thinking the same

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magdump

>>22803956
bend over, cause the niggers a wizard opening a locked door with a crowbar without leaving any sort of damage.

>>22804528
you know he dead!

>>22804502
>crow's foot
I think you have your tools mixed up. Pic related is a crows foot. You're thinking more of a cats paw.

>>22804249
dude, they overlayed that case those wakes are from a surfaced nuclear sub.

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>>22804006

Why is she so moe?

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>>22803956
I show him my war face

>>22803956
Drop kick door. Proceed to sodomize him at gunpoint right on the lawn for all to see. Wave at Mrs. G, my next door neighbor. She's a nice old lady that falls asleep on her porch sometimes.

>>22803956
Call the police and let him rape and murder my family because nogunz :(

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Channel my inner frenchman

>Public dorms, nigga

Fuck.

I really should get a baseball bat or some shit. That I have "Justification" for keeping in here.

Good news is if anyone is ever mad/stupid enough to try to break down THIS door, they'll wake up me and the entire place in the process and probably still be hacking at it when the police arrive.

Still, in the event he does manage it my best bet would probably be to stand behind the door and then smash him in the face with it when he finally gets through.

At that point would I be better off going after him with a knife, or trying to disarm him as he's moaning on the ground?

>grab 686
>remove intruder
>make a sandwich
>wait for cops to show up

>>22803956
compliment intruder on being very photogenic

>>22804659
Fuck, now I want a sandwich. Well played.

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>>22804640
>Frenchman

It's Frenchman time.

>>22803956
That isn't how you use a crowbar :(

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>>22803956
I sure hope there's not more than one, I've only got my LCP on me and an extra mag in my jeans pocket.

Pic related

>>22804939
I want to marry this horrible, horrible Frenchman.

I really like Nyaruko.

>>22803956
little noise, achieve surprise, grab booty and leave undetected, fence, blow profits on crack and whores

>>22804209
This

>stock photo criminal is a white guy
every fucking time.

>>22803956
I take my double barrel shotgun and fire two shots into the air. That'll scare him off.

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>>22805388

Fuck I can't even find one of a black guy.

>>22804006
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45glq7huJJc

White man with a crowbar? Obviously the repairman I called for. Always make sure your target is a real intruder, many accidents have happened because they didn't confirm their target.

>>22805345
This. Those bran-new crowbars ain't cheap, better make a profi out of it.

>>22805487
Good luck, they're rarer than unicorns.

>>22805487
Judging by the knife it's a Finn, so close enough.

Stop and wonder what kind of thief would pry open an unlocked door with a crowbar that isn't even being used properly, moreover when there's a GIANT GLASS PANE right there.

>>22804528
You sure like posting this shitty gif.

Pick up my camera, take a photo and ask on /k/ what to do.

>>22804937
But what kind?
Which lunch meat is best sandwich.

>>22805915
Fried spam and egg.

>>22803956
>aim gun at him
>give him a loud warning to get on the ground
>if he doesn't comply within 5 seconds or appears to brandish a firearm, I mag dump him

>>22805388
although the ratio of criminals amongst blacks are higher than whites, whites criminals beat black criminals in sheer numbers

the more you know

>>22806432
therefore since whites are largely responsible for commiting crimes, it should be normal to see white criminals in stock photos

>>22806432
that is also wrong. Blacks commit all the serious crimes in the country. Whites are only ahead on petty crimes like speeding tickets or tax evasion.

"According to the US Department of Justice, blacks accounted for 52.5% of homicide offenders from 1980 to 2008, with whites 45.3% and Native Americans and Asians 2.2%. The offending rate for blacks was almost 8 times higher"
They managed to be such criminal shits that not even statistical minority can stop them from causing the most shit.

>>22806609
even then, the numbers aren't that much different

stop grasping at straws faggot

boo hoo, you're fucking race is full of criminals also

deal with it

Well since I'm British my government tells me it would only be proper if I let him rob my house, help him take my stuff to his car, make him a cup of tea and ask him if he'd like to have his way with me or my wife.

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>>22806648
>dat cognitive dissonance.

>>22806609
>homicide
>not burglary
Reading comprehension.

>>22803956
Youtube it as apparently I've met the only white robber in my city.

>>22803956
Run to bathroom, lock door, jump out window

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>>22804270
Are you 4chan?

>>22803956
i would wonder why he is prying open a glass door, when he could have gotten in ten times faster by smashing the glass and turning the handle ....followed by a magdump as soon as he crossed the threshold

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>>22804574
omg shes a left im now even more in love

>>22803956
whip it out and start air humping/jumping towards him

>>22805489
I remember how assmad the internet got over this

I thought it was fucking great

>>22806648
are you retarded?
white people make up like 78 percent of the population.

>>22804577
i cant help but think of that dumbass dea angent that nd into his food during that saftey conference whenever i see this guy.

>>22804528
lol super gay stance
>chicken wing

>>22804379
I fucking love this. You'll never find a single stock photo of a minority as a criminal always soon white dude.
Also, I'd charge him with my bad dragon.
(Just kidding)
(But not really)

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>>22807130

I cannot stop laughing

>>22805489

1:30

HAW HAW HAW HAW

>>22807868
>i cant help but think of that dumbass dea angent that nd into his food during that saftey conference whenever i see this guy.

What?

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>>22804574
I don't know why I did this, but I had the urge to do so.

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>>22803956

>>22808021
normally i reject spoon feeding but just for you anon just for you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eP6UvNgbqIA

>>22803956
>be in london
>programed to be against self defense
>give robber money and let them rape

We need more diversity

>>22808063

I'm sorry I am so stupid. I was hoping for a photo at the most.

Much thanks, anon

>>22804574
Even in comics chicks lean backeard

>>22808105
its OK anon.
im drunk and it probably was worded poorly. now you know and knowing is half the battle. the other half is VIOLENCE.

GI JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOE!

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>>22807130

>>22805915
roast beef or go home

>>22808180

This. It is a versatile meat that benefits from most seasonings

>Maybe I am the only one who does that, though.

Fuck your boring sandwiches. I mayo one slice of bread, then black pepper that shit. Once the roast is on, I throw on a Grilling Spice of my choosing.

Or, add some Pepperoni or sliced hard salami and put some Italian Seasoning spice mix stuff.

>>22803956
>confront
>"Dude how much for that sick ass leather jacket?"
>Bout 3fitty
>Robber Gets $350
>I get leather jacket
>Everyone wins

>>22807148
>are you retarded?
>white people make up like 78 percent of the population.

Then don't get surprised when you see a white criminal in a stock photo, sperglord.

LOL.

>>22808221
>some Italian Seasoning
This is great stuff to add on most any sandwhich. You just add a dash on top of the mayo.

>>22808265
>implying i was referring to that side of the argument.
>implying im the guy you thought you were replying to. im not.
>implying i wast referring to your fail ass statement about crime percentages for whites and blacks arnt that much different.

you suck and you should die.

>>22808318

This.

I once did it in conjunction with parm, provolone, hard salami and some pepperoni,

>>22803956

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHtSSSLn9E8

>>22808341

And then I forgot to finish my post.

Anyway it was an awesome sammitch

>>22806609
>petty crimes

Like crashing the economy and waging war around the globe?

White people are responsible for plenty of misery

>>22808322
>IT WASNT ME
>IT WASNT ME
>LELELEL I TRICK U

you sound like a fucking child

Get out of /k/

>>22806609

A question. If you crunch those numbers, what percentage of blacks are criminals then?

>>22808377
>911 only works for da rich ones
>so i collect gunz

sir mix a lot is my new wifu

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>>22808430
>white people are responsible for plenty of misery

>>22808431
way to refute the central point retard. how bout you go back to tumbler and circle jerk to your wtf bbq people hug box and tell them how you showed /k/ on saturday night.

>>22808430

That's racist. You're no better than /pol/ screeching MUH NIGGERS 24/7. What's Bizzaro World like, Bizzaro /pol/?

>>22808506
How's it racist to recognize people of every race commit crimes big and small?

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>>22808430
>White people are responsible for plenty of misery

>>22808538
dumblder invasion
abandon thread
ignore thread
sage sage sage.

will you fucking lesbians ever fucking get a life?

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>>22803956

>Oh fuck, Criminal Scum is breaking in
>Have Nugget and Mini-14
>Am aware that after using a gun for self-defense, it will be locked up by the cops
>Only have corrosive ammo for the Nugget, and it's got sentimental value up the Wazoo
>No way I'm letting my baby rust away like that
>Also don't feel like blowing out my ear drums
>Just paid $700 for the Mini-14
>Fuck that noise
>Get raped

>>22808500
It's funny how you act when you begin to lose an argument. It's very obvious how uncomfortable you are right now.

Your bed time is coming soon, underage.

>>22808591
That's why I bought an inexpensive shotgun I can trust with my life with, dedicated for HD.

It won't be a big loss if it's locked up and "lost in processing"

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>>22808599
ooooooooo call him under age. keep deflecting your argument. im waiting for you to tell me how you were in modle UN and you leaned how to "civil discourse"

pls do tell.

>>22803956
Give him the hot hot dicking that he's been breaking open the door to get to seeing as I've been standing naked in the Dining room with him staring at me for the past 15 minutes.

>>22803956
Ask him where he got that swag balaclava, and then shoot him.

>>22803956
Wonder why he's trying to repair my door with a crowbar. Clearly this man is high as a kite.

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>>22803956
All 7 right in the balls.

>>22804006

>Those ammo boxes
>That giant 'X'

... Winchester Super-X slugs?

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>>22804239
Better option.

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>>22803956

Explode those glass doors into his pretty white face with my nugget. Affix bayonet.

>>22810127
Holy shit I didn't even notice. the nip who drew this must REALLY fucking love guns to even know what the damn boxes look like for something he isn't allowed to touch.

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>>22809831
>>22803956
What would these do to the human body?

Return fire

>Currently on base in Montreal.
Doors that nice mean we're ina staff area. Watch the inevitable hilarity when the odd roaming staff spots him and the whole base descends on him.
If just me, threaten him with my C7 or bayonet, make him do push-ups until the MPs arrive.

Ask said criminal why he went through the effort prying the door open while I was standing in plain sight instead of just smashing the window.

>>22811345

And Gunsmith Cats is older than the Internet, isn't it?

>>22804050
That video does a damn good job of summing up 99% of /k/ during a home invasion.

>>22811398
91....well this raises quite a few questions now

>>22804574
Is she drunk or something here?

shout "What the fuck are you doing?", retrieve gun, if the guy hasn't left by the time I've brought the barrel in line with his body, I pull the trigger seven times and then call 911.

>>22811471
You mean the squint?

half eye squint for off eye using ironsights is the correct method, I'm 100% shocked nips of all people got it right.

>>22811439

Well, the 'X' box i pointed out appears to resemble older Winchester Super-X boxes. Maybe that drawfag had an old paper catalog of some type?

I wonder what the "W" boxes are. Wolf?

>>22811368
make a hole it it

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>>22811368

Remember reading Mad Bull 34?

Now you know what will happen to the human body.

>>22803956

Question him on how he broke into my place. The crowbar is not being used in any proper way, there is no damage to the door.....Is this a crowbar of unlocking, simply touching it against locked doors unlocks and opens them?

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>>22811591
>Remember reading Mad Bull 34?

I wish I had read it..

>>22811591
I don't, educate me.

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>>22810127
Damn nips know how to get the details down.

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>>22811790

I wouldn't have recognized it if all my 12-ga slugs weren't Super-X slugs.

>>22811855
I have a fairly old box of 12 gauge super-x rifled slugs somewhere, it's a 5 pack.
Bet it's at least like 20 years old.

M92 PAP tiem. I'll wear earpros, so if I miss, only he/she will go deaf.

>>22811591
I was trying to forget.

>>22803956
Bend down and take it up the ass because if i shoot him i'll get life in prison :(

>>22811591
>mad bull

Isn't that the one that has the guy with grenades for testicles?

>>22807892
well thats my first time to magdump full power rifle cartridge and im 6'0 ~145lbs ill get better

one hold rifle differently than other doesnt mean either is wrong

theres multiple types of techiques to hold a rifle

of all anon you should know that

and at end I had chicken wing cause it help me handle rapid firing real fucking full rifle power nato cartridge you fag

if you know shit you would know im doing very fuckin gud for 6'0 skeleton handling rapid fire of .308 with no muzzle brake or comp or any gay aid devices

>>22803956
Write a very angry letter to Jeldwen and call the steel fenestration guy.

>>22812666
do you realize how much of a faggot you are?

I'd just rush at him with a box-cutter and toy with him for a bit. If it turns out he's got any nads, maybe I'll have to take him out.

I've had close to thirteen months of Krav-Maga training now, and having to resort to a firearm would be frankly embarrassing at this point.

>>22812781

>Jew-jitsu
>Not resorting to a firearm every time
>2014
>THE FUCK

>>22812571
we have fall guys lined up for you.

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>KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF MY JONSON

>>22813095

>Googly craft eyes

Oh shit I have to do that

>>22813095
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEsZkTTgydc

>>22812886
You do realize that's not me right?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-EQJA8Ahac

Put on ^ and begin getting naked.

>>22813149

Hi McNig.

>>22813149
How many tries did it take to get that trip, and do you have a Galil?

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>>22813164
Hi

>>22813199
1 and Yes

>>22808591
This is why you get a baseball bat.

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>>22813207
>Hi

I don't remember, did you ever venture here to frigid Minnesota?

>>22804528

Why are you not embarrassed to post that?

>>22813218
No I wasn't able to make it to that meet. I would be able to make it to the upcoming one but life is expensive.
>tfw

>>22813236

I know that feel.

I don't think you really want to come here anyway. There's only so many ways you can have a "hot-dish" before it's old.

>>22812108
I have an M85 PAP (the "pistol" AK shorty in 5.56)...and that fucker is LOUD.

>>22813260
I would love to go, I'm way overdue for an innawoods trip and I don't have anyone to go with here or anywhere to go unless I drive 2 hours out anyways.

>>22807868
> nd into his food

I think you mean foot

>>22813276

Well shit, we have a lot of woods to inna, trust me. I live in the farmlands and we still have wild land errywhere.

>>22803956
>4th floor
Cut the rope.