Ethnic conflict thread: Okay Americans, find out what your ethnicity is and post pics of that country's military.
>Irish, Italian, German
I like the Irish part best for obvious reasons. I'll just throw on a flecktarn jacket and holster my Beretta to cover the rest.
>English, Scottish, (technically Colonial Indian)
Pip Pip wotto.
>find out what your ethnicity is
So everyone is just going to spend the thread assuming huh
I remember one person who swore his ancestors were vikings because one of his older relatives had a norsk sounding name, it took me a while just to figure out that he wasn't joking. There was another with his "Irish coat of arms" tattooed on his arm, despite the fact that there was no way his family had a heraldry.
Like 50 million other Americans I am ethnically German.
>inb4 some Europoor shows up and says 'YOU MEAN 1/16th GERMAN'
I'm an octoroon, but the white part of my family is predominantly English with some Scottish. The nigger part is from (I believe northern) Ireland.
Largest percentage one
>Prussian, French, Belgian, English and I think Swedish
white Texan yeah but where did your family come from in Europe?
Spain, England, Scotland, Ireland, France, Germany, Austria, Switzerland? or other European nations.
I nice race previlege white people have is that a white guy can say Europeans suck or fuck Europeans and no one will look at him funny. Now image if a black guy said that about Africans. Or an American of East Asian decesnt said something like Asians suck or Asia sucks?
Most people who look at them funny.
>Now image if a black guy said that about Africans.
>Or an American of East Asian decesnt said something like Asians suck or Asia sucks?
Guess how I can tell you have no black or asian friends.
Anglo as in, my dads mother and father were from England.
Fuck you, I'm American.
If you've immigrated to the US, it means your old home was a shithole not worth living in.
Which is why I hate "muh heritage" faggots.
You stupid mericans are just smelly immigrants who got kicked out of europe
>How many generations spent in merica does a family need to be considered only American?
As soon as you get off the plane or step off the boat or fuck, swim over the rio grande, you're a fucking American. It's not an ethnicity, it's a mental illness.
3rd Generation German. Pretty much just German.
>not left because you're faggots and then got all weird and clingy on us so we had to kill your asses
My family were German aristocrats living in Russia until we got forced out. Germany was great, Russia sucked balls and it was easier to go to America at the time since the whole WW1 thing.
Europe is a liberal shithole full of cess
especially with all those mudslimes from Algeria, Turkey, Pakistan
Asia sucks but Europe sucks more
muh gay marriage
muh no death penalty
muh strict to airsoft gun ban or permit and background check
muh no crossbows
muh no sling shots
muh no combat knives
I cant say for South Korea and Japan but I know in Taiwan civilians can own body armor, night vision goggles, and gas masks.
>implying a continent has no crossbows
Do you realize that Europe is a continent with many different countries on it that all have their own weapons laws.
You're looking hilariously ill-informed here.
Europeans put americans on rinky dinky boats so they can go to another continent and rape the natives. Every American from Europe is either a descendant of the village dick or some inbred monkey.
>>muh strict to airsoft gun ban or permit and background check
>muh no crossbows
>muh no sling shots
>muh no combat knives
But that's all amazingly wrong. How can you be so dumb. How did you come to believe this. Like, five seconds on Google would have educated you.
Oh ok yeah I believe you I know there some ethnic Vietnamese in Texas.
>thinks all Americans are descendants of colonialists
Why are Euros are so dum?
at least Russia says no do that kind of shit (in my cup of tea thats not freedom/democracy/equality)
Besides all the dykes need to be raped by men in prison or kebabs/mudslimes.
It would be nice to castrate and execute all the queer faggots
Because they think America is just fat white people that magically appeared from the sea and killed all the native americans and not actually a place where everyone from Europe, Asia and the rest of the Americas have accumulated through the years.
Essentially willful ignorance so they can go on being master trolls and not-nationalists with their hipster fad of hating the US. Especially young british children who just learned about the colonial secessions during the fall of the British Empire.
>You don't have to be born in Texas to be a Texan, why if you move to Texas you're a Texan. If you're just traveling through Texas, your a Texan. As long as you're in Texas, by God, you're a Texan.
>I dont give shit how low there living standards are at least they have good morals and traditions.
so what you think there snow niggers?
Where does that nonsense about them being illiterate come from?
What all of sudden after the collapse of USSR there education system went down the drain?
>went belgian for my fullsize over czech
>Americans, find out what your ethnicity is and post pics of that country's military.
>MFW my family has been here since colonial times
>MFW my ancestors fought innarevolution
>so what you think there snow niggers?
Basically. You have a nation with the murder rate of Chad, the AIDS prevalence of Angola and the life expectancy of the Congo.
Leagues behind the developed world.
>mfw I know this feel
>mfw I can trace my lineage back to one of the signers of the Magna Carta
So I guess ethically British.
ok, I will try anyone know where kebab in MA can be found? oh wait...
Got a lot of family members that like studying the family history.
Odds are most of the people in this thread have at least a few significant historical figures in their blood line, but don't know it.
I'm an American of Mexican decent, here's a picture of Mexican marines fighting cartel forces, in Veracruz. :3
>mfw I can trace my lineage back to one of the signers of the Magna Carta
Back in 1200 you had a minimum of 2 million ancestors.
You're definitely related to one of the signers of the Magna Carta.
So is every other person in this thread.
Ukrainian reporting in.
This is what I like to believe is my homeland's army.
Sadly, we're getting the everloving shit kicked out of us by fucking rebels. Well funded and equipped, but still fucking rebels nonetheless.
But one can still hope, right?
Born and raised in America, my family is from Taiwan.
I hope to buy a few sets of those new Taiwanese digital camo bdus.
if we're going by most recent or dominant - thanks Obachan
Wait, even if you're american, what if you do have an ancestral castle if you went back far enough and thus, by a big ass technicality of basically being the closest descendant of the person who previously owned it, have the right to claim the deed?
Is papa,however I was not blessed with his beautiful blue eyes..sigh
some based Mexican pride right here, now im considering visiting during december
My great-granddad owned the biggest grocery store north of Kaunas. Commies took over, he fled to avoid imprisonment. Came to the US, and lived happily ever after.
>my family got kicked out of Europe for rolling too many phat stacks of cash.
Slovak genes, American arrogance. That's me.
and my mom's parents are from hungary
Chilean (Spanish/Italian mix)
love it every time i visit family members there and see Prussian uniforms and German military tradition
Who else is going to help the rest of NATO make the S-300 obsolete?
German/Swiss/Norwegion who lives in Maine.
and Spain from my papa's side
I'm that one guy who posts info of modern Hungarian military.
Not like it matters or anything.
Any other Slovaks or Czech bros?
mix of mostly Russian/Ukrainian, with some Jew, German, and Polish blood as well.
If its any consolation, that's not the fancied out Prussian uniform, that's just the regular presidential guard.
and french from dad's side, again
>obligatory as i am a Sailor thyself
This is OP, Armos have infiltrated /k/
This is an infiltration thread u have all been infiltrated with the help of armo technology. Soon, we will be posting sweet BMW pics. GET READY ASSHOLES READY FAGGOTS
FUCK quick we must launch preemptive air assault on LA
fuck off it survived until june 1940 when it was lost off cost of norway
Glendale Air Defense Systems Online
Armos, Form Araratron!
I am talking about the US, sorry I didn't make it clear enough for ya. Also Irish immigrants in the US (don't know to what extent) supported and funded the IRA. This of course does not apply to all Irish/Americans
Italian, German, something slavic, American ...
fuck it, I'm American
Armos, we have met an obstacle and our invasion of California has been stalled!
Half White (French mixed with American or something)
Half Asian (Chinese/Taiwanese)
>Live in USA
Postin Turkish military since Czech has already been posted.
sheet turks are invading this thread
serbs armos greeks
>tfw living in the Midwest while being Turkish
Everytime I mention to somebody that i'm half Turk they immediately give me a funny look and say something like "don't you guys make your women wear them black ghost outfits cuz of ur religion and shit??"
Feels bad man.
Liberation of your homeland when?
I looked up my lastname awhile ago and apparently we got an estate after the Battle of Hastings in 1066.
Also texan republic because we will be free one day again!
Welp, I'm Armenian, so your pic works. Here's another. Based battle priest.
We Armenians never go into battle without our Imperial Wizards.
Well, I have a lot, so fuck it. Free Bumps, OP.
A bit out of date, but this should get the idea across.
Another. Hint: it's the only country that would send guys in black out in broad daylight.
Correct. Your reward is PT-91, glorious Polish engineering tank of remove many Ivan.
I was born on a Dublin street where the Royal drums did beat,
And the loving English feet walked all over us;
And every single night, when me Da would come home tight,
He'd invite the neighbours outside with this
we already have them, but we pay polan 100 million, we just have to wait for your asses to modernize em, HURRY UP YA POLE
Ethnicity and race are different, OP.
Oh, racially I'm a flip, ethnically white.
Singaporebro here. Ethnically, I'm Chinese, but fuck China and their shitty PLA, so I'm posting local military.
More Armens incoming
PT-72U. Armenia supposedly signed a contract with a Polish company in order to have 80-100 of our tanks upgraded to PT-72U/PT-91. Its a rumor, but a very solid rumor. We need it to remove kebab. We also won one T90
How the fuck did we beat China in the tank biathlon?
Their Type 98 suffered technically difficulties
Check out these marines and armos having an orgy
I'm a texan descended from the first settlers of texas, being the natives that lived here and the spanish missionaries that interbred with them.
ethnic mestizo, but not really mexican
so, texas rangers?
Haven't kept up with the news, when were the marines there?
Guess which war pic is from.
Part Native American
SO, Drunks with A1s
Spears, Flint, and spirit sticks
El Salvador. My grandparents on my mother's side were Spanish but other than that I'm 100% pupusas and chicharon for thousands of years.
around 50-60 percent kurwa, and then some lower percentages of german, finnish, and english
STRONK ARMENIAN FEDAYI
It was a peacekeeping drill in Romania I think, they ALL got blowed
These are our teenagers just so you know...Kebab remover recruits
Damn right it is. Just wish the under folders weren't so fragile.
The Liberation and Defense of Artsakh
kebabs got nothing on us, get rekt em
Armenian AS-300 integrally suppressed sexy ass 7.62
Umm... dem rails tho. Sorta disgusted, but sorta not. I like this one better.
Its not just a coloration change, it goes from dark gray, to dark black for some reason. Look closer
Pls not again.
Pic is Based K-3.
>lithuanian, russian, welsh, mexican
Too much russia already, and lithuanian soldiers just look like russians, wales isnt a country, so heres mexico.
We Armos already got the kebabs covered dont worry
>DShK is my waifu.
If the kebab actually get to the pope than Poland will more than likely be in on any removing that is taking place. I know they won't even get close to the pope but it's interesting to think about
Thinking about Poland going toe to toe with ISIS while wielding their new bullpups and using their new tanks under the flag of God is one of the scenarios that I enjoy thinking about quite a lot.
Sounds badass. I just like to imagine Armenia helping Iran and Syria steamroll ISIS into the next dimension. Imagine all the T-72s. All the that Rommel tier desert glory.
Also, good luck Assad!
Based Garegin agrees.
>all dat x54r
Listen up, since liberal socialist obama cant allow Iran to have interwebs, as a good armo, imma post a pic for all the Iranian gun lovers that can be with us
Oh yeah. Gotta brush up on my Kraut Knowledge.
you're fucking kebab. get the fuck over it.
We eat kebabs. (khorovats) We are not kebabs
Possible Kebab detected
Kebab reporting in.
Thats what you get when you gets genocideded by kebabs, they force you to it kebabs
you niggers are kebabs and you are in denial about it. it's lolz.
i'm white and asian. problem m8?
>Doesnt know kebab is usually a term for a Turk
>Thinks hes trolling
This is our thread, we took it over first
Damn, you rekt him Armen
Kebab officially removed
mfw that non-kebab architecture on that menu.
It's what I do.
Pic somewhat related. The Annihilator of Aghdam.
Well, looks like this thread is slowly taking its last breath
Good job Armenian Online Defense Force, objective completed, return to Yerevan.
We came, we typed, we conquered this thread.
>Kebabs removed: 4
google: mark-bittman-visits-adana-in-glendale.html and check out that non kebab restaurant serving traditional armenian foods!
fix the spaces in the link ;)
dang thats some NON-KEBAB LOOKIN FOOD M8. THIS GUY IS TOTALLY NOT A KEBAB.
I'm so sorry i ever thought armenians were!
Why does poland keep trying so hard with the futuristic weapon designs? These edges don't look ergonomic/logical at all... Same shit as with their PL-01 concept. They look like something out of battlefield 2142, and with such a focus on tacticool futuristic design usually performance suffers.
>read this thread
>realize I know nothing about my family past my grandparents
>just last night a friend was telling me about a genealogy site with a free trial
>doing a bit of research
>the easiest branch to research turns out to be from fucking newfoundland (I'm a burger, not a maplesyrup)
>get a notification about a different branch
>turns out I'm also a direct descendant of domestic terrorists