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Soccer Mom/Anti-fun's thread story's,Screencap's,Greentext,etc.
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>>22602995
I can't read this shit, it's too small.
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Not soccer mom but, very stupid.
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OP's pic is a pretty good read when magnified 500%.
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>>22602995
Here's a better version of that pic OP.
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>>22603045
>>22603140
Sorry guy's maybe you will like this pic
>>22603104
Yes, Very stupid I will allow that
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>>22603104
That made my brain itch.
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>>22603155
>>22602995
Here's the real one.
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>>22603104
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>>22603160
Just wondering, is there an original? I'm curious as to what it says
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>Be inna big5
>what am I doing here, no fucking clue
>ohlookammo.jpg
>bro at the counter gives me three boxes of winchester but sells me on the 150rnd box for 5.56 M855
>shits expensive but so is paying tax and shipping and handling for online ammo
>lil commandbro at the counter looking at the airshit guns
>"Oh wow, you have a real gun?!"
>Suredo.wav
>"But you don't look old!"
>Go on and explain how one day he can be operator too but i feel bretty gay saying it
>Mom comes by and gives me the scowl of the year
>Landwhale yanks her kid's arm so hard, I almost could feel my own ball ripping from the socket
>She goes on in length, the entire store hearing at this point about how I'm a child killer and I'll get myself killed doing nothing of worth
>Literally calls me a rapist I think
>I go to the register with the qt3.14 cashier looking at me funny as well as the other customers
>I'm spilling spaghetti but I keep my cool
>mfw

I didn't handle that well at all
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>>22603185
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>>22603206
>I almost could feel my own ball ripping from the socket

But balls aren't in sockets, anon.
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>>22603283
Think he was talking about the shoulder. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ball_and_socket_joint
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>>22603283
I'd like to ball your socket, /k/-kun.
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>>22603304
Ah well that makes a lot more sense
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Well I got one.

>At a local summertime Ice cream and snack shack with my lady and a buddy.
>We just got back from range, sun is going down and the drive-up Ice cream place is getting packed.
>We're riding in my old Chevy 1997 blazer that I keep for hauling stuff.
>In the back there is my VZ-58, F2000, AK74 and all our other guns.
>open up the trunk and sit on the tailgate.
>All of our funz and half empty ammo cans are in the trunk for erryone to see.
>We order some Cheeseburgers and eat em on the tailgate. All is peaceful.
>Then the earth itself shakes as landwhale soccer parental unit wobbles over.
>she says "HOW DARE YOU COME HERE WHERE CHILDREN ARE AND THREATEN US LIKE THIS, I OUGHT TO CALL THE COPS ON YOU!"
>Calmly stand up and get face to face with soccer mom, danger close.
>"Ma'am, we aren't doing anything, we're just coming back from the range and getting some food."
>I then explain our rights to her and she curses me a few times and spites me a few times before giving up and packing her crying icecreamless kids into the minivan.
>We eat burgers and then get some ice cream and we nearly finish before some hipster faggot and her beta as fuck boyfriend who doesn't say a thing

Continued in next post...
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>>22603302
>tfw the Loyalists now have looser gun laws than many American states
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>>22603215

Thank you, anon. My sides are somewhere near Pluto at the moment.
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>>22603637
What color is your fedora?

Ah fuck it. Go on
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im honestly lucky , i work in a kitchen in alberta all of my coworkers are progun most of the waitresses live on farms the cooks are korean and serve mandatory military time and the front desk is generally older and remembers the good ol days.
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>>22603637
(continued from last post)

>She-hipster starts to cuss me and my buddy out.
>"OH HOW DARE YOU HAVE GUNS HERE"
>beentheredonethat.png
>Try to tell her I'm doing nothing illegal like the last one.
>She is not appeased, thinks all my guns are full-auto.
>She demands to see my "Assault rifle license"
>I tell her, that its my right and if you don't like it, she can fuck off.
>Rage ensues heavier
>"We're gonna take your guns then and turn them into the police"
>The beta boytoy doesn't do anything as the hipster bitch tried to pull something
>My lady decks her in the fucking face
>thatwasunexpected.jpg
>We quickly and quietly get in the car and leave.
>Hipster bitch is screaming "I'll fucking get you arrested for assault"
>Drive off fast.
>My lady is bone white and shaking
>"The hell did you learn how to do that?"
>After that there was no police, nothing bad happened. We did avoid that place for a while though, but all went well in the end.
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>>22603716
For you
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>>22603722
I don't have a fedora... I'm not one of those faggots. This is the only story I have.
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>>22603747
You sound like a fag but, your girl is a keeper.
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>>22603767
It's how you said "my lady" sounds a lot like "mylady" Fedora tip.

And you sound like you went full MuH RIGHTSSSSSZ
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Slowly trying to convert my mum to being more pro-gun (ausfag here).
She was butthurt about the kid with the uzi thing.
Said the thing about how guns are like cars, that it's bad owners that kill with them.
Also said that I think kids should be taught to shoot using small calibre bolt actions.
She didn't immediately call me a terrorist,so I think that's a step in the right direction.
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>>22603820
OH... Well I see then. No. I just say My Lady because its my business as to if she's my wife or girlfriend.

>>22603795
>She is.
>More people hate me than like me. I learn to deal with it.
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>>22603747
>"The hell did you learn how to do that?"
Punching people ain't rocketry, anon.
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>>22603045
>>22603196
>not using Firefox with "nosquint"
It's 2014 FFS, get your shit together.
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>>22603185
Huge scratch on his "polished Glock slide".

Off duty cop carrying while doing yard work because of "gang threat" yet still gets ambushed by a suburban housewife from across the street. Wtf was he going to do if some cholos showed up?

Nothing in that story passes the smell test.
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>>22603896
I'm asking for the original version of >>22603160 I can read it just fine. Just wanting to see the unedited version
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>>22603747
She was so terrified and butthurt about salt gun weilding people that....she tried to steal their guns?

I don't buy it.
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>>22603949
I don't believe that particular story, but not because of that part.

I've seen something like that happen before.
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>>22603907
>suburban softball housewives
>more treacherous than the Jew
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>Be me in KS.
>Decide to OC muh Glock 21 cause just turned 21 like that day and no CC yet.
>Leave my apartment to walk to the gas station I work at for some free pop.
>Next door neighbor with her 3 3-6 yr old children outside.
>"Hey anon hows your day been?"
>Exchange courtesies and head on rest of walk.
>Get to my gas station, no customers care.
>Walk home which is past a daycare.
>One of our regulars work there.
>"Hey anon they finally gave you day off?"
>No fucks given about the gun.
>Get home and enjoy my free soda.

Tis is life in Kansas.
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>>22603185
please please please please let this be true
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not really a soccer mom story
>finish work
>qt Mexican girl needs a ride and i give it to her
>glad i brought the mercedes instead of the subaru
>she notices there's a warning light on in the dash and asks if the owners manual was in the glove box
>tell her yea without the slightest idea of what I had just done
>she opens glove box, M&P 9 falls out straight into her lap
>she starts screaming
>OH MY GOD IS THAT REAL?! IS IT REAL? ???? TELL ME IF ITS REAL!!!
>don't look over to see its the gun shes talking about, I think its the manual
>"I fucking hope so the dealership charged me 50 bucks for the thing"
>IS 50 DOLLARS ALL IT TAKES TO KILL SOMEONE?!?
>wut hard and look over
>its in her lap pointed at me and shes fucking with the trigger
>swiftly remove firearm from gurl and put it in my door pocket
>she shuts up almost immediately for the rest of the trip
>my spaghetti is intensifying the whole way
>as she gets out I try to explain that the manual was $50, the gun was $509.99 plus tax and background check(yes i actually said five-oh-nine ninety-nine)
>this doesn't help
>spaghetti all the way home
>we havent been on the schedule together since
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>Tfw dad served in the military
>Tfw he's super anti-gun for some reason
>"Why do you need a gun, anon? Just call the cops. Look at Britain. They forbid guns and they have less crime. No sane, responsible citizen would own a gun."
It's weird that he trusts the police that much, though, because he's Korean. I respect his opinion just because he's my dad and otherwise an alright person, but really?
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>>22603716
Pluto isn't a planet.
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>>22604493
Did he mentioned Pluto is the planet, DID HE, YOU FUCKING CUMSUCKING HIPSTER ?
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>>22603859
The car comparison reminds me of a story

>Be me
>Living in county of a large SoCal city
>Driving down street to go get burritos
>See woman running on sidewalk strangely
>She's trying to run from something
>Some guy in his car speeds past me
>Tries to run her down
>nope.gif
>Pull over in car next to her
>Pop open rear door as family is with me
>Offer her a lift wherever she needs to go
>Mention I saw what happened
>She gets in and gives a destination
>I don't recall where anymore
>Dude doesn't follow for some reason
>She tells story on the way
>Violent ex, beat her when she tried to leave, she had restraining order
>Guy just decides to up and run her down instead
>Arrive at wherever it was, she gets out
>Thanks for the ride and the help
>Make sure she gets inside safely then leave to finish burrito run


A few years after that a neighbor of mine was clipped by a car going ~100 mph on the same road (A 35 mph road) after they (two guys in the car) had robbed a bank. Clipped my neighbor and tore his arm off, they hit a church and ran off. Neighbor bled to death in the street. I moved away not long after.

Dammit, I know how greentext is and the believability, but remembering this bring up all those old worries from then. I hope she lived.
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>>22604518
SHUT THE FUCK UP AND HAND ME A PING PONG BALL!
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>>22604448
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>>22603302
Haha, he looks like Phil Fish, what a faggot!
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contribootin for the lulz
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>>22605383
What is this town where cops and ice cream shop managers all speak Russian. I should immigrate there.
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>>22605505
Try the Outer Banks in NC during the summer. Lots of exchange students working there in the summer from Russia and other eastern euro counties.
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> be me
> be mowing my lawn in LA suburb
> kinda shitty neighborhood but it was a nice house for cheap
> crime is pretty high so I quasi-legally carry my sig228 iwb while mowing incase something happens
> mowing, minding my own business when the lawnmower cuts off. I try everything to get it back started
> while im bent over I guess my treehugger neighbor saw muh sig
> heres the kicker though. Shes not a landwhale. Shes actually an 8/10 would hatefuck tree hugger calicunt
> OMG IS THAT A BABYKILLER. YOU MUST HAVE A TINY BABY COCK
> im sorry but it is on my property, and is legal
> NO IT ISNT. NOW YOUR THREATENING ME. I HAVE A RIGHT TO FEEL SAFE. NOW I KNOW THAT YOUR A CRAZY RAPIST.
> holyshitwomenarefuckingcraycray.jpg
> fuck it walk away hoping somebody steals my lawnmower so I can buy a new one
> about 2 hours later I hear a pounding on my door
> next door neighbor husband
> open the door
> hey ma-
> jabbed me right innanose
> my eyes are watering
> stumble backwards but catch myself. He is inside coming for another punch but tripped on my shoes in front of door.
> run into my living room where I have a loltaurus 1911 on the table
> turn around
> he has a knife
> point the gun at him
> DROP IT. STOP OR I SHOOT
> he snaps out of his rage and looks almost a bit surprised
>drops the knife
> GET DOWN. DOWN ON THE FLOOR
> looks at me confused
> w-walk the dinosaur?
> shoot him in the head
> wife and I fuckbuddies now
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>>22605383
ICED COSMOLINE AHAHAHAHAHAH
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>>22603104
I repeat this sometimes. It's funny to get a reaction out of it. Also:
>synthetic meat
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>>22603310
filtered :3
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>>22605805
riight
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>>22602995
Sadly, I grew up with a nofunz soccer mom, and I've got plenty of stories for y'alls. But I've got some errands to run, so I'll just share some when I get back.
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>>22606319

Please, don't keep us waiting
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>>22603637
>parental unit
lol'd
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>>22605383
oh man, that was 2gud
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>>22605805
10/10 true story would read again
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>>22606319
Still waiting...
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>>22606920
backamundo, gents. I'll begin
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>>22606980
>3 years ago
>be young /k/ommando in the making
>Start reading up on firearms after watching die hard at a Christmas party and wanting to know more about the AUG that the big-ass blonde guy waves around.
>Admittedly, I did start acting like a know it all shit, but I was 16 and just getting into guns.
>My dad and mom decide to go out and see a movie because of their shared guilt that they didn't spend enough time with me at home.
>As teenager, I enjoyed being able to whack it without worrying about a parent walking in on me.
>Regardless, we're sitting in the car on the way to the movie (for the life of me, I can't remember which movie it was), and my dad brings up firearms.
"Anon, I know you're getting pretty into guns nowadays, and I had a thought."
>At this point, a vein bulges out of my overweight mother's head, shiny and blue.
>My dad, bless him, did not notice this shiny blue herald of lib butthurt and continued on.
"I was wondering if you wanted to do a basic pistol safety course with me. It would be an all day thing at this range not too--"
>At this point, my mother slams on the brakes, then proceeding to pull over to the side of the road.
>"WHAT THE FUCK, MOM?"
>All my dad and I hear is a strangled sob as she stomps off into the woods on the side of the road.
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>>22607120
did she died?
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>>22607189
Nah, bruv.
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>>22607120
that was a shitty fucking story
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>>22607228
any other stories similar?
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>>22607300
not finished, bruv
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>>22604493
Pluto will always be a planet in my eyes.
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>>22602995
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>>22603185
>giving money to a police dept
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>>22605805

fuck you that could of been a fresh story
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>>22604448
Your name is Chiki?
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>>22607455
In other news the NRA and other pro gun groups get shitloads more all the time.
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>>22607783

lolno
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>>22603185
65 years....fuck that....wee should give corporal punishment as an option, or 10 years of slavery for him however he pleases...also I call bullshit on this.
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>>22607702
A NUUUU
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>>22607819
Not anti-gun or anything... Just anti bullshit statistics:
That graph is retarded.
Can't compare net worth to annual revenue AND expenditure AND donations. What is it supposed to prove, exactly? At least compare the amount bloomjew spends each year astroturfing against guns to what the NRA spends on lobbying or something that's actually relevant.
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I'll help keep this alive.

>Selling my guitar on Craigslist
>Meeting the guy nearby so I just walk
>Stop at burger king with the guitar
>it's on my back in a gig bag
>everyone's giving me funny looks
>i realize they think it's a rifle
>I loudly talk with the cashier about how I'm selling my guitar
>people hear
>nobody cares
>as I'm filling up my drink two old liberal bitches walk in
>"oh my gawd"
>"he doesn't need that assawlt rifull in here"
>I turn so they can see the Fender logo
>they're still mumbling
>I give up
>go sit down and eat my food
>they're glaring at me
>I deathstare back
>pretend to talk to myself
>they're freaking out
>I finish and leave
>as I'm walking out a cop pulls up with his lights on
>he sees the guitar bag
>laughs
>drives away
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>>22603976
What part did you find unbelievable?

Wondering what I missed.
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>>22603820
>explaining that you have a right have guns makes you a fedora fag

I can't tell if you are extreme left or just new.
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>>22607455
I looked at that article, and all the initiative does is require background checks on all gun purchases in Washington. I don't really argue with that in itself, but I don't like where it might lead.
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>>22605505
No shit, that's the part that got me.

However, I can totally see the soccer mommies attempting to use proxy violence and social aggression (because that's what those kind of women do).
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>>22608303
Have you posted this before?
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>>22608553
Yeah. It's the only real soccer mom story I have aside from dirty looks carrying rifles to my car.
I live in FL so not every is stupid.
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>>22604369
It ain't easy
being cheezy.
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>>22608303
too bad you didn't

>death glare at soccer moms
>slowly open the case while glaring at them
>quickly pull out the guitar and start playing it
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oc for you guys

>be canadafag
>buddy stops buy on a saturday morning
>hey anon get that old .22 you just rigged up sights for we're going to the quarry
>rigged up some sights for a rediscovered cooey single shot from a shit mossberg
>alright what quarry bro ?
>its the nearest on crown land popular dirtbike location
>ahhh yeah man u really think thats a good idea?
>yeah why?
>well the ottawa fags have been coming down every weekend lately to hit up our fucking trails man
>fuck em yo, me and the old man have been sighting in there for 20 plus years
>ok then lets go...
>get there 15 min later
>first pit full of city people, camper trailers, suv s with dirtbike trailers, few sedans the whole 9 yards man
fuck
>ok lets drive the truck through the trails to the back pit
>yeah better plan
>2 obvious locals riding inna second pit
>work boots, a helmet each, one fairly new bike one old 2stoke junker
>wave em down
>hey guys you mind if we sight in here?
>ya no prob, just don't accidentally hit us, we'll stay at the other end over there
>cool
>set up targets, get a few shots off
>buddy goes to check target
>rumbling in distance
>aww fuck
>25 to 30 people drive in all slow on brand new ktm bikes
>matching ktm gear heat to toe, helmets race boots, shin gaurds, chest protectors, neck protectors, gloves, everything.
>put in through the trail, first gear, slow as fuck
>buddy has rem 700 all black, bipod and scope, sitting on tailgate
>they see it
>circle us slow as fuck
>they actually hit second gear shitting their pants as the scurry away
>aww fuck man, lets gtfo
>yeah good idea
>get through trails quick
>cop drives by us into first pit where the cityfucks are
>i fuckin told you man, bad idea, cityfags everywhere fuckin up our day
>buddy steps on it, we toss beers gtfo of there
>drive home
>didn't even have time to get a proper zero

fucking cityfagets, not even once.
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>>22605383
>HEIL HITLER in perfect english
>HEIL HITLER
>english
Good story though.
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>>22610382
This is the best one I've read so far
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>>22603215

My sides are in high orbit around Jool right now. Thanks.
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>>22611785

>I should launch a probe into Eeloo orbit just so I can make this joke
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>>22604519
dam i was having a laugh ITT hut now i'm sad
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>>22610382
Do we know the kommando that posted this? I am a political operative with a group that has candidates nation wide on all levels of politics. While I can not offer proof (to maintain both job security and the integrity of the group I work for) I can likely utilize this, if not for my company then for whatever campaign services group is running that area. Any guidance on further info on this friends?
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>>22603706
yeah but the mother country is fucked
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>>22610382
>>22611681
I think what kills it is the absolute absurdity that this bitch got away with all of that because her husband is an elected official.
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>>22603637
you are a scholar and a gentleman.
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>All these stories on this thread is just ocing and retarded liberals.
>MFW California exists and spreads its cancer to washington and local states.
>Thank god this is oregon

Why didn't we just let the russian tu-95s just bomb california with nuke cruise missiles in 012.
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> chilling, can't remember what I was doing
> see middle aged docile neighbor out the window loading stuff into his car
> he goes in, comes out with a stockless/folding stock pump shotgun of some kind and some black bags, puts them in his trunk
> mentally panic for a second, realize I am being completely retarded and remember I live in a free country
> spend some time wondering what kind of ammo he was shooting and wishing I was at the range

Didn't even know he was a gun owner. There are atleast 5 in my neighborhood, me included. A guy down my street killed 4 boars in the acreage behind us with a bow.

South Texan life is OK, I guess.
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>>22612849
>Boar
>Killed with bow
Did he attach grenades to the tip or something?
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>>22613003
people kill bears with bows man, what's surprising about killing feral pigs with one?
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>>22613021
The fact that boar will fuckin run you down with an arrow sticking from its skull. Had surgery because of that.
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>>22613021

Fudds don't hunt with bows.

Need to get that .50 beowulf and shoot point bank.

>Nevuh ben don befo.
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>>22613079
elaborate pls
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>>22613107
>Hunting coon innawoods with compound
>Hear rustling nearby, look over
>Must've been 200 pounds of boar
>Fuckit, a lot more meat than on a few coons
>Aims carefully before letting the arrow fly
>Embeds in boar's skull
>Fucker starts squealing like a bitch and charges after seeing me
>ohshitson.jpeg
>Fucking bolts for jeep which is about 100 yards away
>Didn't even make it halfway.
>Rammed into, tusks enter my right calf
>Can feel the shaft of the arrow graze ass
>Start stabbing boar, until I manageto kill it
I had to crawl my sorry ass fifty yards to my phone so I could call an ambulance, I was in no condition to drive. Paramedics laughed the entire way to the hospital.
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>>22613102
what the fuck is that
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>>22613413
What's the matter anon, butthurt over a little boar?
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>>22604518

Scientists stopped considering Pluto a planet sometime around 2012.
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>>22613551
More like embarrased that I was buttfucked by my arrow.
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>>22613602
Is /k/ a collection of scientists?
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>>22613602
It's a "dwarf planet" now.
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>>22613413
>Embeds in boar's skull


There's your problem. You did learn hog anatomy after that right?
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>>22613919
Yeah. I also hunt them with shotguns and aim for the head. If I'm lucky, I can blow the top of their head off and cause it to merely run in circles before dying.
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>>22613602
>Talos
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>>22614075
>being Thalmor scum
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>>22614029
....Do you have any videos of this?.... purely out of morbid curiosity.

>>22614160
>not worshiping Azura, Hircine and Sheogorath.

....On second thought that probably says a lot more about me than people really need to know...
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>>22613696

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2006/08/060824-pluto-planet.html

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzqUhYP1uAA
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>>22614292

>I worship (any daedra)

Tips fancy hat
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>>22603045
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>>22614314
If I'm going to worship any false gods I may as well worship the ones of chaos, hunting and balance.
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>>22614297
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzqUhYP1uAA
topkek
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>>22603185
yea man, that fucking happened
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>>22610382
So THAT'S what it sounds like when my blood boils in anger.
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>>22614292
>worshiping Daedra
you gray skins never learn do you?
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>>22614725
Not like worshiping the Aedra helped during the oblivion crisis, swit.
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>>22611988
>07/12/13
Probably not in this thread. Save it and post it a few more times and you might find him.
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>>22608493
>but I don't like where it might lead.
It generally leads me to the ammunition section where I browse for a few minutes while the shop gets in touch with the state police.

The sheer popularity of the store is fare more of an inconvenience than the background checks.
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>>22614292
Nah, my phone'll get completely fucked if I go innawoods and I'm too cheap for a camera.
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>>22615192
You can probably get a used gopro for cheap.
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>>22608531
>proxy violence and social aggression
the fuck is this shit?
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>>22614292
>not embracing our dread lord the void
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I know some of these are dubious and probably all of them have some exaggeration, but one thing I never understand about this, is how violent and aggressive these people can be.

I mean why, if you feel threatened, would you perpetuate or escalate such a situation? Is it some way of directing their anxieties out by projecting their sense of righteousness as a defense mechanism? A way to cope?

Or are they wanting to manipulate the situation and goade a reaction out of people they see as a cultural opponent to get brownie points and to self-affirm their generalizations? I would assume this would be less likely, although that behavior would be plausible givent he egos these people seem to assert as well (their ego assuming the universe or others around them would save them if they ever do cause the evil gun nuts to crack in their presence).

Either way it just seems like very self-destructive and socially-threatening behaviors in any case, and I don't understand it at all.
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>>22603104
>look at these horrible conditions in factory farms!!!1!
>FREE RANGE MEAT ONLY! !1
>LOL, why don't you dumb rednecks just buy meat instead of hunting and eating something that lived free all its life without a care in the world
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>>22603861
the proper non-faggot way of saying that is "my woman"
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>>22604448
>Dat name
Greetings, Stalker.
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>>22615497
Women are just as aggressive as men, yet they generally lack the physical strength to express it like men, therefore they engage in low physical risk social aggressive behaviors. This is reflected in "Mean Girls type behavior.

Proxy aggression comes in when they convince white knights to perform their aggression on their behalf, i.e., he did <xyz> to me, you should go kick his ass, fire him, etc.

Rinse, lather, repeat.
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>>22616882
You pretty much answered your own question. They are fledgling narcissists that do not operate in a reality where awful things happen...to them. From that perspective, they are free to indulge their egotistical whimsy by attempting to control the behavior of others. That desire to tell others what to do is the most common thread amongst these stories. It really has fuck-all to do with evil black guns.
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>>22605383
of all the things that didn't happen, this didn't the most
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>>22602995
>Be collegefag.
>Have a plastic hard case in my dorm room cause I have to transport a shotgun between states.
>Already put the gun someplace off-campus.
>Just a case sitting in my room.
>School murder occurs, everyone is freaking the fuck out.
>Cops come to my room at midnight.
>Get detained.
>They open case.
>Fucking nothing.
>Roommate called the cops on me because scary black gun case.

Good thing I live in an apartment now!
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>>22611988
Illuminati pls go
Also stop kidnapping babies for sex slaves and worshiping the devil or whatever; it's bad for the back and knees.
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>>22612537
>mfw Arizona will NEVER EVER be threatened by libtard bullshit
God bless this most glorious of states
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>>22618587

Why are you so certain? Transplants can come anywhere.
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>>22613602
Skyrim is a shit game
you're waifu a shit
you're raifu a shit
you're a shit
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>>22618587
Y'all motherfuckers can't even appreciate a half-decent hockey team. Fuck Arizona.
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>>22607120
your mother drives when your father is in the car? I mean I'm maybe a liberal leftist cali-tard compared to most of /K/ but that doesn't happen in a normal house. Unless Dad had been drinking. Also, Your mother was going through menopause give her a brake.
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>>22610672
start with dueling banjos
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>>22618638
>being canadian
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>>22610672
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68QmIDeWSX4
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>>22618672
What's /K/?
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>>22618672
Sounds like she gave everyone a brake.
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>>22618712
Are you trolling? Because just acting stupid is not very good troll fotter. /k/ is the board we are on... right not. This collection of threads. This one. The blue background one. Not /B/. Not the wallpaper board /wg/. What happened? Did you somehow get here from yahoo questions?
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>>22618744
WTF is /B/ ?
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>>22618810
>taking the bait
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>>22603185
Please tell me there's a link to a story, I really really want to believe but a source would really make my day.
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>>22610695
People from city's are generally dumb.
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>>22618672
It happened all the time in my house. What's wrong with that?
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>>22603206
Trip fag
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>>22605311
>take 30 dollars of my rent per deer kill

Holy donkey shit, Tell me where!
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>>22618587
Yet you guys keep electing McCain.
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>>22610382
The law shouldn't be suspended for her just because she's the City Councellor's wife and he can pull strings.

Shoulda been done with wasting police time and vandalism
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>>22603637
>>All of our funz and half empty ammo cans are in the trunk for erryone to see.

ya goofed
In Canuckistan they teach us to keep our guns out of site when driving, not because it's necessarily illegal but because it prevents dumb shit like this.
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>>22616938
>Wild animals either die ripped apart while still alive by a predator, or slow and painfully from not being able to keep up with the weather and disease anymore
>Hippes complain about giving them a quick, relatively painless death
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>>22618672
My parents have their own vehicles. If they go anywhere in my Mom's truck she's driving.
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>>22603045
Get your eyes checked i read it just fine
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>>22607553
>>>/pol
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>>22603206
>not ripping her a new asshole by telling her that she needs to stay the fuck out of other peoples business and that she's just an upset, having been laid in decades, cunt
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>>22621470
>Havent*

fuck
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>>22604528
>SHUT THE FUCK UP AND HAND ME A PING PONG BALL!

NIGGA WHAT? LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
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>>22613602
They stopped that WAY before 2012. I was in the 8th grade when they announced that shit. Sooo 2007 i think.
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>>22603196
just open the file goddammit
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>>22603859
Seriously? Are foreigners so god damn boring that they need to get their news from a country that has nothing to do with them.

I mean the whole Ukraine and ISIS debacle is of course, understanding. But someone dying in the states has nothing to do with Aus
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>>22621503
naw man, it was 2006
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>>22621330
That's because
>Hippies actually believe wild life is actually how 1950s Disney cartoons depict it.
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>>22621629
>what is the Internet?
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>>22613602
but did he mention that pluto was a planet??!
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>>22608493
That law in particular requires a background check for all transfers. As the law is written now, if you want to hand a gun to someone at the range to try out they need to go through a bg check and then you need to go through one to get it back. Also 10 day waiting period between each of those checks.

Does that sound absurd to you or what?
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>>22604489
Vielont crime is a big problem in the UK though, and I hear guns are slowly popping up more.
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>>22605383

>girl comes back with ice cream and gets more worried when I hand her rubles.
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>>22605383

>they're glaring self righteous furry at cop and me
>furry
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>>22604448
Bullshit. You don't have a M&P, you can't even fly AN-2s.
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>>22613673
>>22613413
I lol'd
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>>22621022
>>22610382
Don't you read the news? Women, especially liberal women, can do no wrong and are perfect angels always. That's why they (teachers) get away with raping children all the time.
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>>22618672
My dad hates to drive when others are in the car. if someone else can drive for him, that means he gets to drink.
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>>22618587
that filename
omfg hahahaha
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>>22603907
Because nobody suspects a fucking house wife who happens to be your neighbor retard... Also gangs go into suburban area to gain territory to sell their drugs and steal shit. Maybe if you had a life you would walk out of your house and know what the fuck is going on in the world
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>>22604489
Did he say less crime then America? Please it has more crime...it's because the cops can't do shit that they can roam publicly. Also the media there knows what happens if you report that shit since everyone knows where they live. It's not a mafia conspiracy but I lived in London and France for a few years as a private security contractor. The shit I saw in public makes Detroit look pretty tame.
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>>22618587
that filename
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>>22619111
Depends on the city. Cinci's pretty half decent for the average person and firearms in my experience, might have something to do with the crime spike it went through in the early 2000's made getting a HD weapon more appealing. Saskatoon was also very good for firearms familiarity, especially amongst the guys working for Cameco. Most small cities are pretty good as well; not sure if St. Thomas really qualifies as a city anymore since all the industry left but growing up there I really don't know that many people who didn't have at least some passing knowledge or familiarity with firearms, either in a hunting or sporting fashion.
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>>22604448
As mexican, she probably thought you were a hitman sent by Los Zetas or something
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>>22607553
Some police are bros. Just depends where you are.
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>>22607643
have not of

English isn't even my first language
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>>22622436
>I lived in London and France for a few years as a private security contractor. The shit I saw in public makes Detroit look pretty tame.
Yes of course it does. We all believe you.

Lived in London for 2 years and Paris for six months. Both were dire, and are along with Berlin and Amsterdam the worst capitals in Europe, but none are anywhere near as bad as any large American city in any measurable.
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