/k/omedy thread

I honestly believe .40 S&W is better than all other rounds, nothing else can do the job.

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might as well post my fuckup before somebody else does

owner traded the 34 for a 228, then traded the 228 for a 226 xtreme, then sold that and bought an AR15, then bought a 226 DE and then traded the AR for an AK

19 owner still has his and im pretty sure he still has that stupid fucking OTG hex holster, god damn that was the most uncomfortable POS ever

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>>22370242
hi brendan.

also he got rid of the g19 lol. i think he bought himself one of those magpul 870s in AL though.

>>22369996
Wow that guy is such a piece of shit. Ruined my fucking day.

>>22370281
christ he got rid of the 19 for an 870? carry gun > shotgun all day

also didnt you have your shotgun for like a month? how many times did you shoot that thing?

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Favorite greentext story on /k/

>humor thread
the cancer killing /k/

>>22370821
No fun much.

>>22370300
my sides... my sides are in orbit

Anyone have the "Seaman Showers" screencap?

>>22370236
>got blank blank blank
fucking
what?

>>22369996
What a cunt. Isn't this supposed to be a humor thread?

>>22370292

I went though about 150 rounds on the thing and then sold it. Kek. I might borrow it from the dude I sold it to this weekend though and pick up like 125 value pack of birdshit from Walmart.

and also he lives on base so carrying for him would've been difficult

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bamp

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anybody have the BACKBLAST CLEAR one?

>>22372404
i've always liked that pic

>>22372404
But the .45-70 lever-action is one of the most fun rifles to shoot.

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>>22372404

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>>22372495

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what kind of gun is this? looks like a single-stack clinton AK.

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>>22372547

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>>22369913

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>>22372404

>>22372495
Jesus fucking christ what is that

>>22372495
Oh fuck also forgot, where the fuck is the bolt supposed to move.

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>>22370036

>>22372614
BOLT ACTION MINIGUN SNIPER RIFLE
it's probably an Anzio 20mm.
probably.

>>22372614
A large bore rifle with a fluted barrel.

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>>22372435
This?

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>>22372683
never 5get

>>22372708
Sun Tsu would be proud.

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this is nutnfacy's kid, folks.

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original version of this was bleeding heart shit, if you saw it you'd know

Anyone got the Djbouti shooty?

>>22370118
>err mer gerd
>dersert eagle

>>22372745
I blame nutnfaggy more than the kid for that fuckup.

>>22372784
>file name

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>>22372767
Requesting original

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>>22372822

>>22372942
Thank you based anon.

>>22370290

it's a joke about overreacting anon

it's just really really dark

>>22372583
>beta force
you got that right

>>22372979
Actually it is not a joke. The guy actually did that shit for real.

I've seen the story posted here twice.

>>22372942
I love how Djibouti Shooty's first google result is still the wikipedia page for Mozambique Drill even though it appears nowhere on the page.

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>>22369913

>>22372784
>wearing flip-flops
This nigga knows what's up

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>>22373256

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>>22372745

>>22370191
all in his voice

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>>22373462

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>>22373882
>mfw

>>22373882
humanstupidityknowsnobounds.png

>>22372404
What bugs me is everything actually looks pretty well drawn, then there's that monstrosity of a weapon on the left.

>>22369996
>>22370034
I don't get it. Neither of these are funny.

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>>22372717
>mfw i read all the doujins
worst part is i got hard

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>>22373882
>PPSH heck of a shotgun
Someone played too much Fallout.

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>>22373472
Nutn never fails to look like a faggot.

>>22374167
Yeah, those stories are just sad.

>>22374377
I havent laughed this hard in a while

>>22373920
>>22373968
>>22374326
>thinking these are serious responses

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>>22374377

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>>22375050

>>22374326
>implying a 12ga ppsh wouldnt be amazing
>dat STOPPAN POWAH
>dat cyclic rate
>dat feel when you no longer have a shoulder

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>>22375075

>>22375114

>12ga at 900 RPS

Holy fuck my bones

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>>22375115

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probably my favorite for it's sheer stupidity

>>22375136
You wouldn't have bones after you shot that thing.

>>22375151
had something laced with random drugs once sat in the corner for an hour randomly petting a stuffed white cat and laughing like an idiot.

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>>22375137

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>>22372593

>>22375454
>radical islam

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>>22375454
better

>>22375475
>ISIS's new guided missile

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>>22372435

i got you, bruh

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>>22370010

jesus fucking christ that is horrifying

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>>22375565
I 've been lookin for this for a month. Thanks.

>>22375281
Oh god dying.

>>22375595
>not knowing the story of czechbro

>>22375685
So Kraut space magic?

>>22375685
OH SHIT, DO WANT.

>>22375685
Why is this the worst gun ever.

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>>22375603

np mate. continuing with /k/omedy

>>22375716
Because only a few select Nazi scientists fully understand how it operates.

>>22370284

under rated post

>>22371440

Yugo SKSs jam?

>>22375729
But it doesnt opperate. It relys on a fucking clockwork mechanism. Did they not get the reliability and feild stripping memo. Then again, it is Heckle my Kock.

>>22372532

Mak-90.

>>22375760
No. Slam fire.

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Is it morbid if I laugh my ass off watching hadjis blow themselves up because of their own stupidity?

>>22375819
No, because as you correctly stated, they're hajjis.

>>22375760
SKS slams, M16A1 jams.

>>22375783
>>22375855

Not if you get a Murray's firing pin.

>>22376055
Yeah...

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>>22369990
fucking kek'd

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>>22375892

Fixed.

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>>22376262
resaved.

>>22375551
Funniest shit in the whole thread!

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>>22374336
He also rides a scooter.

>>22370034
what the fuck man, my collie died a year ago, goddammit I'm crying.

>>22375754
Weren't those bandoleers designed to carry ammo on stripper clips and they were just repurposed?

>>22377025
lol what a fucking gayfer.

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>>22377250
They still are. They come from the factory packed in ammo cans like that.

>>22377292
>kaiju situation
>implying that little truck will do shit against kaijus
>not calling in jaeger support

>>22375892
>everyone thinks your delousing program is genocide
keks were to be had

>>22370191
Hickok45 4 president

>>22370821

I believe you're confusing this with zombie shit.

>>22372435
datfilename.jpg

>>22370010
awww.
So sweet.

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>>22375136
Imagine a usable .410 model

>>22375454
>OLLIE AKBAR

>>22370821
get fucked commie

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Where can I find a Mosin that takes Barrett M82 mags?

>>22377313
If you pull out the string along the bottom the magazines will fit in there. Also filename.

>>22375828
>Zergpat

This really needs to be a thing.

I saw a pic earlier this week. Double stack mag getting inserted into a single stack slot. Unfortunately for her, the slot belonged to an anime girl, not a gun. Anyone save that one?

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>>22375551

>>22376055

Yeah, then they break. I own six SKS's and I've fired at the very least 20k rounds out of all of them and I've never had a slamfire. Use ammo with hard primers and actually clean the channel and you won't, either.

>>22378848
>>22378848
Context?

>>22378852
One day /b/ wanted to troll the guy on /k/ with the post no 21485510 by replying like he said a gross thing.
It was briliant

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>>22378893

>>22370034
WHY DIDN'T HE JUST REMOVE THE THORN!?!!

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>>22378904

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>>22378925

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>>22378924
That's a pretty nice design for an ammo box too.

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>>22378893
>.22 hornets

>>22370236
I want to believe

>>22375761
>It relys on a fucking clockwork mechanism

how often do you have to field strip and clean your watch

checkmate

>>22375761

>Reliability
It was designed so popping out a few pins could let you swap the internals for a new set, if it works anything like the G11.

>Field stripping
See above, plus the fact that due to how incredibly closed off the internals are from the outside world, have fun getting it dirty without intentionally doing so.

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Always found this one worth a chuckle.

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>>22372683

>>22369996
My sides.

>>22379200
Fucking amazing.

>>22372628
Your jimmies

http://www.operatorchan.org/dmz/res/236337.html

>Welcome to Hell

>>22372784
>FOR GLA!
>thanks for the shoes

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>>22379200
A hero for our time

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>>22375603

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>>22375892
>>22376262
>no czech resistance included

>>22373213
The Talk section for the page has a mention. Someone wants to know how widespread does the use of Djibouti shooty have to be before it can be mentioned as an alternative name.

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>>22369996

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>>22372784

>>22370290
turning down loi is all in a days work
yad get lynched otherwise

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>>22369985

>>22379758
Yeah but you can at least let her down easy.

>>22379652
Why there was no solid czech resistance in WW2?
Because the germans forbid it.

>>22375224
why do you need drugs for that

>>22379999
must read the rest of that green text, any screen caps of the rest of it?

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>>22378759

>>22372659
Theres still a round in the cham-
> kicks bolt back
> notevenmad.png

>>22370010
>tfw friend who likes crossdressing
>is into funs too, goes on /k/
>have slight crush on him
ruh roh

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>>22369996
Here's my screenshot if it. I'd prefer if this was reposted in other threads cause it's more info on there.

>>22370284
My sides!

>>22372404
Guys, this picture on /k/ few years ago...
...showed me a furry. I found a way to furry world, thanks to this picture...

>>22381924
Hope you enjoy your stay.

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>>22372745

>>22369996
This is how serial killers / feminazis are born.
He gave birth to a man hating liberal, I hope hes proud of himself.

>>22381590
This isn't funny at all.
Just makes me feel bad for both of them

>>22381590
>You will never receive a homemade valentines day card from a nervous blushing little girl.
Why even wake up?

>>22382196
>>>/a/

>>22381590
Man... That user should be banned permanently from the internet, fuck him!

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>>22382170
>>22382196
>>22382284
Sorry guys, but I saw someone already posted it and wanted to give a better version of that story.

Here's an even better version. I hope that this gets posted alot so the person who wrote that will see how much everyone hates him and feel bad. Hopefully his life will end some day.

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>>22369996
>>22381590
>>22382303
I may-but-probably-would-not have hated this asshole less if he said yes and molested her.

>>22382303
>Hopefully his life will end some day
I don't think that's going to be a problem.

>>22382347
back story behind pic?

>>22379538
my nigga

>Don't get on my bad side
>Our courage will be seen by all

>>22382407
Generals was honestly the only C&C game I enjoyed.

>>22382444
I still play it a lot to this day

gr8 gaym

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>>22382403
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6mMpE8AaA0&t=48m7s
>48m7s

>>22382407
>>22382444
>>22382485

ohh so many memories

>shh i sense danger may be near

>no cause! is too great!

>AK47 FOR EVERYONE!
>HUUEEEEEEE

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>>22382493
>his fuckin face

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>>22382347
>>22382493

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>>22382493
My god some of those fat people are retarded

>>22382493
It's not 48m7s, can someone tell me when it is?

>>22382635
4:45

>>22382641
Our self evaluation jiggers are due at the end of the month... I wonder how much trouble i would get in for doing something like this...

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>>22375551
10/10

>>22382493

It's a yes or no question... oh fuck logic

>>22375819
Reminds me of the gif where some hadji places a mortar round very carefully in to the mortar and then blows up

>>22370284
I laughed. A lot.

>>22370034
jesus christ this thread has taken a turn for the fucking horrifying.

>>22382775
Yeah, that's what stupid people do with yes or no questions when they don't want to answer.

The problem is, they're stupid, so they don't fool anyone with trying to distract from the question by bullshitting.

>>22382550
>>22382493
Those
>It's genes, I can't lose weight
people piss me off more than most stupid groups in the world, including anti-gun liberals.

I'ts one thing to argue with opinions...even if they are retarded and wrong, but to sit there with a strait face and attempt to argue with cold hard science is just god damn insanity.

>I eat 6000 calories a day
>my body naturally burns 4000 calories a day
>WHY CAN'T I LOSE WEIGHT
>MUST BE GENES

It's god damn kindergarten level math, I don't give a fuck if you want to be fat but at least own up to it.

>>22378330
underrated post

>>22382550
>>22382493
>muh genes
what the fuck are they on. Being tall as fuck for me (6"5') is from genes, my dad is 6" and born in 62, my grandad was 6"1' and born in 37, and his supposed dad was tall as fuck too.
Fucking retards.

>>22382705
>not keistering
aw fuck, i lost.

>>22377857
you spelt /pol/shit wrong.

>>22379122
Failmate.
Your watch is sealed from the elements, not only is the gun not sealed from the elements, but it creates it's own dirt and buildup as well.

>>22381288
just look it up in the archive.

>>22382347
he could have taken it gracefully

You dont have to be a pervert, or a dick

>>22381429
>>22372659
Also
>Kicks mag back towards him as his foot falls
That is some badass shit.

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Funniest thing I have ever read on /k/.

>>22384063
Holy fuck I didn't even see that.

>>22375114
>12ga
>blowback
>ever

jesus christ the bolt would weigh like 10 pounds holy shit and the recoil spring would be like a fucking car suspension

this is a good idea, isn't it?

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>>22370191
Life is good

>>22378934
I have a box of UZI brand .41AE rounds.
I'll never shoot those, I don't even have a gun that fires them, but I'll make sure to keep the box intact for the next 50 years or so, they might become worth something.

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>>22371030
here you are

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>>22385221
Thanks!

>>22382705
I always CC (colon carry).

>>22373882
IZ DAT UH TAWMEE GUN

>>22384877
Sounds like an awesome mounted gun.

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>>22384877
here's an option tho

>>22385653
Why didn't they just shoot eachother anyway?

>>22375115
>south korea shaking in fear at the giant windmill

I literally just got this joke right now. I've seen this comic plenty of times, but I just got it finally.

>>22385760
I um...don't get it.

>>22385760
>>22385795
I also don't get it. Care to explain?

>>22385760
Aw shit, I didn't even notice the first time I saw it. That's pretty funny.

>>22385795
>>22385820
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fan_death

>>22385841
LOL WUT

That's just the level of retardation I would expect from faggots who eat puppies.

>>22385841
wot

>>22385841
cheers m8

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>>22385841
kek

>>22382119
>filename

>>22375819
So what happened here?

>>22375603
That lion is my Steam avatar
Except it's the one from Izum

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>>22385795

About a decade ago, a man sleeping with the fan on during summer was found dead the day after.

Because everyone in Korea sleeps like that (A/C is dis-encouraged because electricity is expensive), this caused a humongous panic, even though everyone slept like that for decades and these cases are rare. Universities and government-funded research groups tested why this person died: did the fan make the person too cold? Did the wind strangle the person? Etc.

There was a shitstorm, and meanwhile, other countries made fun of Korea for being pants-on-head retarded for panicking on fans. My dad still doesn't let me sleep with the fan on as if I was still a kid. Ha ha.

>>22385987
I have seen so many of those pictures, what exactly were they all scared of anyway?

>>22385841

You should look at the Uncyclopedia article on South Korea.

>>22385943
lel, it's actually pretty funny if you read the filename

>>22385987
They do realize that people just die right?

>>22386003
jumpscares probs

>>22378848
>>22378862
I don't get it.

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>>22386003


Search "People scared in haunted house" in googoo images.

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>>22386041
Holy shit, I think I just ruptured my kidney.

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>>22386018

That's why it was ridiculed.

Pic related:

>everyone get on the panic train

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>>22385841

>>22372614
>>22372644
It's a minigun with an induction motor, and a hand crank to start the rotation, because a DC motor would have taken too much space.

>>22382705
fucking hell, i was OP for that thread

>>22384063
>>22381429
>>22372659
This was the goal of all of those hours of squatting and cossak dancing.
Now it makes more sense.

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>>22386070

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>>22375551
Very nice

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>>22385971

>>22386149
he's just trying to feel a titty

>>22386189
Yeah, but from the front and really close-in

>tfw you'll never get to explore the Zone

>>22375716

It isn't. The only reason it wasn't adopted was because Germany had to unfuck East Germany. I've honestly never heard anything bad about it.

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>>22386214
forgot mfw

>>22374377
JESUS H TAP DANCING CHRIST KEKKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKKEKE
THIS IS LITERALLY THE SOUND I MADE

>>22384238
Fuckin saved!

>>22385760
Explain pls?

>>22372659

>watching this
>"Yeah" by Usher comes on Spotify Mix
>sync'd perfectly

my sides have been disarmed as well

>>22371581
>tfw in georgia
>tfw can't find a pulse rifle or a 10mm caseless Colonial marine rifle...

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>>22386209

My thoughts exactly.

>>22375475
>Muslim extremist

>>22386281
I didn't find this one funny.
Sure she is a bitch, but willing letting your comrades die isn't funny.
But letting someone die isn't the same as killing them.

>>22378904
Whoever made this put the posts in the image in the wrong places

>>22382493
The negro beside him can barely contain himself.

Not that I could. I would just laugh at her.

>>22386281
she's the biggest bitch but after 'ladies first' becomes point man?
summin's fishy

>>22386021
>somewhere on /b/
>ITT: we wait for /k/21485510 and reply to it like it's horrible and disgusting
>meanwhile on /k/
>ATF
>oh god how vile
>ick, the ATF!
>why would you post that ick i'm going to throw up

>>22382493
>>22382550

anyone has the pics of the spiky haired dude staring at the whale sitting next to him like she ate his snickers or something

>>22372923
I hope I have to get surgery one day.

>>22379915
>Tankity Tankity Tankity

My sides are orbiting Neptune.

>>22375224

welcome to college

>>22386433
Oh, okay. That's really not that funny.

>>22386209
No fear for death when you've reached the mountaintops

>>22376262
>>22375892

I've been looking at these two images side by side for 10 minutes and I can't see the difference.

>>22386796
Japanese guy's height changes.

>>22378330
You can have all of my tippiest toppiest keks

>>22375685
"Here at Aperture science, we fire the whole bullet. That's 62% more bullet."

>>22378337

iz bootiful

>>22386189
>tfw dem bloodsucker eyes
>tfw image limit reached and I have no face to express the amount of nope involved

>>22380076
Didn't take the drugs on purpose but it turned the cats fur into galaxies, people were wondering what the fuck was going on for awhile.

>>22386281

top kek.

A good officer needs awards, accolades and honors to encourage their talent and keep them in service longer so their experience can be utilized.

A bad officer needs a purple heart so they can get out of command without any fuss.

>>22382550
If you cut it off before the last panel, it would be perfect