>Go to local gun store to buy new pistol. >They have exactly

Maybe it'll just increase the value like those mint coins with errors on them.

>DERSERT?

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>>21967366

I can't believe this shit. Schlomo you had ONE FUCKING JOB.

>>21967366
Nice, you got a Der hunting pistol!

>>21967386
>The Dersert Eagle.
>It goes Dewm!

>jew quality
that's what you get for being a good goy and buying kike made shit.

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>Dersert Eagle

Oh god my fucking sides HAHA

>>21967366
You didn't know the Deagle Brand Deagle was Israelian?

Don't tell me you actually fell for the "AMERICA STRONK" joke shit

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>>21967382

You should have bought two OP.
That way you could Derl wield them!

>>21967366
If it was made in America it'd be Dessert Eagle

>>21967366
>push wire brush too deep into foam
>fat fingers cannot finger it out
My worst fear.

>>21967366
How the fuck can that even happen? It's like there is literally some jew at a typewriter that prints on pistols instead of paper and he made a typo.
Seriously though, this has got to be a shoop, right?

>>21967437

God damnit this shit isn't funny, is there anything I can do about it or am I stuck with a functionally retarded pistol now?

>>21967437
10/10

>>21967453
It should function fine

>>21967453
Hey, you don't know if it's functionally retarded.
Go range test it for us.
See if you have a malDerction.

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>>21967437

>>21967453
it's only aesthetically retarded, not functionally

go to the shop and tell them
they might be able to help you or not

>>21967366
Er mah gerd!
Dersert Eagles!

>>21967482
The eagles of the Dersert!

>>21967366
Sorry OP but I can't stop laughing at your misfortune.

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>>21967474
E..excuse me. They spelt desert wrong on my gun can you help me out?

>>21967504
>"What you mean, son?"
>"Looks like dey spelt it right ta me!"

>>21967526
>Calls up IWI
>Customer Service is just the cartoon sound of raining shekels

>>21967366
>Contact IWI
>Act extremely pissed off
>Probably send it in or give you a new frame

Its pretty simple Gun Manufacturers are good about there Customer service for the most part

I would strip that thing down to depot level maintenance and make sure it is a real IWI product and not some chink knock off.

>>21967449

Not a shoop at all. I can't imagine what stupid sheckler fat fingered his keyboard to result in this. How many other people will suffer this same fate?

>>21967437
>>21967440
>>21967465
>>21967482
>>21967494
>>21967495

Guys pls.

>>21967453

You might want to check gov. websites and follow up with the BAFTE about possible counterfeit products, like how you can buy Panasoanic or Guchi

>>21967533
Goddammit. I kek'd so hard

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>>21967551

>implying its not a Palestinian fake

>>21967504
>>21967526

That's what I'm afraid of, I feel like the shop won't do shit about it because it has nothing to do with them.

And I'm afraid IWI won't give a fuck because...

>Jewish

>>21967555
>>21967551

It definitely seems real. The finish is identical to the other ones I've held, the fit seems good, it cycles smoothly by hand. The magazines seem quality. It's just.... Dersert, man.

>>21967567
If it was Palestinian it would be full of rocks and a pamphlet on how to properly throw them at zionist tanks.

>>21967366
You seriously didn't know those were made by IWI? And you didn't even bother reading the side of the fucking gun before spending several hundred dollars on it?

Are you retarded?

>>21967573

Congratulations, OP, you found the famed Dersert Eagle of legend

You are now the King of the Jews

>>21967366
is the 9mm gas piston too?

>>21967590
Take a second look
>>21967432

>>21967573
Maybe it is like coin collecting, where misprints and imperfections have more value. Maybe there is a collector out there that would pay top shekel for this.

>>21967590
did you even bother reading the thread before posting

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Welcome to /pol/ everybody

>>21967590

I know it's made by jews you stupid fucking putz. It's made my ISRAEL WEAPONS INDUSTRIES for shits sake. Why don't you actually look at the image before you post, or do you not know how desert is spelled either?

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>>21967432
I loled

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>>21967366
>>21967386

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>buying Israeli shit
the Jericho 941/Baby Eagle is one of the worst handguns you can buy

And in 9mm you're basically fucking yourself

>>21967366
When they fix the pistol, you'll have one of the few handguns with the spelling error. Think of it as if it were one of those pennies that got stamped twice with the date.

Rare, and also hilarious. If it's really that big of a problem though, you can probably ask for a new frame.

Can someone remind me why the 941 is shit again ?

I remember it having something to do with the slide rails or something

>>21967612
Nice try, Shlomo.

>>21967601
>>21967606
>>21967621

I am shame.

>>21967366

OP, atleast it might have some value as collecyible now.

color fill it

become tripfag DersertEagle

go to /k/ meets to show the legendary pistol

Can someone cap this, and include scaled images of the slide?
I'm on my phone, so I can't.

Someone please screencap this thread for prosperity.

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Must be something about .TMs

Jews care for there products.

TBH I agree with the people saying it's like the pennies; it's a rare and funny fluke that makes your pistol a little more unique than others without compromising its functionality. I'd be happy with it.

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>>21967655

Oh Goyim, We frixed the sled rails, you merst be a Holocaerst denier for saying IWI is shiet.Now give Shekels!

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>>21967366

>>21967366
Leave it op. It's like having a kid that's mentally retarded. It's something you have to take care of and make sure it's not shitting all over the floor.

>>21967712
Oh god yes

>>21967533

Oh my Yahweh Allah you goys, sides ascended

>>21967366
Jesus hang on to that, that's fucking hilarious. I would totally buy that.

>>21967679
This. Accept this gun as your new identity and embrace it. It is not misspelled. It is destinyspelled. Your aura brought it to you. It has always been your gun, since the day it was assembled. The machine that engraved the rollmark onto the slide reached out to the universe and said, "Where does this weapon belong? In the hands of an Czech housewife with a violent ex-boyfriend? On the hip of an armed security guard in a Dallas shopping center?"

The universe spoke back, ordering thusly, "The Mudercube has selected this one, machine. Mark it so, and it shall be directed by the ebb and flow of my workings to OP, that he may tripcode after it and post much shit."

"Ah, if it be the will of /my/ deity, the almighty Cube... So be it, Universe. Please watch over the Murder Cube."

"And may the Murder Cube watch over you, machine."

>>21967534
>Its pretty simple Gun Manufacturers are good about there Customer service for the most part

That depends, and why did you capitalize "customer"?

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>>21967712
>>21967533
>tfw just got back from Israel
>tfw were literal happy merchants
>tfw I am Jewish
>this whole thread

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>>21967366
should have bought a Tanfoglio or CZ-75 instead.

>>21967604
>comparing yourself to a dignified hobby

Nope. Gun fags aren't paying for shit like that. I know I wouldn't. But maybe they won't notice. If OP sells it quickly, maybe he can Jew someone else out of their money. It will be a never-ending cycle.

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>>21967597
>Anon is now King of the Jews
>hfw this is his part in the official coronation ceremony

huh, I tried making an armslist listing for it and it uploaded but didn't go up. Did this have to do with something about me trying to sell it for 6 million? help

>>21967863
Should've put 6gorillian shoah special

>>21967554
You must have a counterfeit. That is the only possible explanation. Go to the gun store and demand they exchange it. Otherwise contact ATF, FBI, and the sheriff's department.

Or, this is a good Photoshop.

>>21967366
me personally?

Id call IWI and ask them if they have heard of counterfit baby deagles. Send them a pic. Ask what they will do to fix the situation. See if they will send you some free mags and give you a free written lifetime warranty if they wont let you return it because is a manufacturer defect.

If you cant jew the jews, then Id still keep it, just cause its unique and more than likely no one else has a 'DERSERT' lmfao

>ITT your first speciul snowflaek

Should've bought the babby eagle from magnum research OP.
Gives your shekles to the Moonies not the joos
> Kahr Arms bought magnum research.
> at least I can hope those crazy cultists make a MA Ok deagle

>>21967775
http://chirb.it/JwmrN2

>>21967912
Kahr arms has the right ideas and decent designs on paper (besides the trigger and slidereleasespring), but they cut corners on materials and manufacturing.

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alright, just got my listing up.

>>21967989
>JAX
g-geg

>>21967989
>6 million dollars
Holy fuck my sides.

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>>21967989
>those tabs

Good work

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HEY GUISE LOOK AT MY DERSERT EAGLE

>>21968042

$6,000,000

I don't think it's going anywhere

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>>21967989
>>21968016

Should have been 6 million shekels


daily reminder the shekel sign is literally two hands rubbing

>>21967989
>No /mlp/ tab
One job.

>>21967970
bretty good 9/10

>>21968064
>Meanwhile: Over at Finestines house.

>>21967989
>no JIDF tab

-6000000/10

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>>21968088
>88

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>>21967533
>>21967482
>>21967453
>>21967449
>>21967437
>>21967377
>>21967366

>muh sheckles

>>21967694
>not knowing how to screencap
>not knowing that it is pointless
>not knowing about the archive
Welcome to /k/, now git out.

>>21967970

9/10 quality voice acting "it was like there was a real happy merchant right inside my computer" -IGN

>>21967704
Except that he can never resell it because pretty much every buyer will think it's counterfeit and tell him to fuck off. I know I would. It's not a penny, it's a fucking gun. Their values are not based on the same things.

>>21968086
>>21968157
Terrible theme song en route as well

>>21967989
Ha bolt action

>>21967989
>$6,000,000
That's a lotta bronzouf m80.

>>21967970
10/10
the /k/ube sounds like the orb in Heavy metal

>>21967989
misteak

>>21967775
Tribs and so close to quads, it must be a sign from the Cube.

>>21967366
OP, go get your 15 minutes of fame. Contact real firearm blogs like TFB, ENDO, and maybe even TTAG with your story. Those mainstream blogs love this shit.

See what they all say, if you can create a big enough hype then maybe you can go about auctioning it for much more than its worth.

>>21968078
>/mlp/
kill yourself.

>>21967970
played over big ass sound system in tiny apartment

>roomate: wtf are you watching!?

>>21968451
>missing the joke
Look at the rest of the tabs, ya dingus. It is a long running /k/ tradition to open up a bunch of ridiculous tabs before taking a full screen cap.

>>21968430
try it op

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MFW no one in this thread realizes this gun is counterfeit because the company that makes the Desert Eagle is IMI, not IWI

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Ermahgerd

Dersert Eagle

>>21968500
>Not realizing IMI changed to IWI.
>2014

>>21968505
I haven't seen that pic in a while.

>>21968500
So you have a jewish face?

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>>21967366
fucking losing it this is making my goddamn week

>>21968517
Disregard, I suck cock

>>21968536
N-noo :(

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>>21967366

I'm so motherfucking bored.
http://chirb.it/CyE5dL

Do eagles live in the desert?

>>21968568
They live in the dersert, anon. Try to keep up.

>>21968430
Do this, OP.
you may even get a free trip to IWI like Mac got, just as a thank you from them!

>>21968568

They live in all lands through which freedom rings.

>>21968568
Basically.

>>21968612
Explains why there arent any in New York

>>21968567
YES

>>21968567
That is stupid and gay as shit. Perfect, give this man a crate of nugget food.

>>21967989
>spelling misteak
>numbsnuts

>>21967366
The Deserter eagle would have been better.

>>21968567
how do i go about downloading that so i can make it my ringtone?

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>this entire thread

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>this whole thread
god damn it, I pissed myself... OP you're so fucking lucky I have to wear a diarper because of surgery, or else you'd owe me a new pair of pernts.

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>>21968664

>>21968675
Sorry, I'm an old fart and I suck at jokes.

Congratugations on your new pitsol, OP. May it bring you many shelkes of joy and moments of happingeness.

Holy shit, this is the best thing I've seen on /k/ for a long time.

>>21967366
>live in europe
>go to local gun store to buy a new pistol
>enter store
>wake up and realize it was all a dream

Entering a gun store must be a good feeling.

>>21968703
Are you the old guy from a thread yesterday who was yelling insults at a guy who #REKT you?

>pernts

>>21967909
This. Just try not to /pol/ out on them.

Or you could ask them for a few votes in the next election. Get a repeal of the NFA.

this is your destiny now.

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>>21968746
>many shelkes of joy

>>21968773
It's okay, get inna boat, go overda Atlantic, become a citizen inna south and get all the funs you want.

OP, I sold an M16 to a guy a few years back who had just sold a S&W that was stamped "MAGNUN" FOR $15k at auction. Do some research before you let that one get away.

ALL HAIL THE DERSERT EAGLE!
SENT BY THE CUBE TO BRING MUZZLE FLASH IN THE DARKNESS!
AVE NEX ALEA!

>>21968847
>M16
Righhht. No one believes you.

>>21967366
Now you have an identifiable weapon.
inb4 serial number

>>21968619
>New York
That's why

>>21968847
i hope you sold that m16 for more than 15k.

>>21968634
>WordCrimes.mp3

>>21967366
Well shit, this thread is making me want to pull all my guns out of the safe and inspect every marking.

>>21968466
>/k/ tradition
>not 4chan general tradition
>didn't even have gay sex with hats on or how to take a screenshot

>>21968847
Senator Yee pls

>>21968884
Dude's a good lyricist. Better than a lot of the artists he covers.

>>21967989

>Retarded Baby Eagle

For fuck sake I have a cracked rib from coughing this week, don't make me laugh like this.

My sides. Literally. FUCKING OW.

http://4archive.org/k/thread/21967366

For future reference

>>21968917
>implying I go to any other board

>>21967366
Only with Jews bro. There's a reason you only get seven dogs in a pack of Hebrew national hotdogs

>>21968934

Fuck load better than Robin Thicke

>>21968870
It's ok to be a poorfag but some of us do more than stamp fenders down past 8 mile.

>>21968881
It was a Senco and they weren't going for much more than that at the time.

>>21967366
If that isn't some babydegleforgery you have a gun easily worth 2-10 times retail.

>>21968644
If you have a chirbit account, a download option appears beneath the player.

Also, I'm still bored and I still love this thread:
http://chirb.it/3zF2k3

>>21969016
Sendra.

>>21967989
GG

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>>21968884
>>21968934
>>21968991

mah niggas, just downloaded it today

>tfw trigger happy should be /k/ official song

>>21969062

I'll get it tomorrow. The video for Tacky was pretty good too.

>>21967989
>account registered tomorrow
Far out.

>>21969062
He does a better job with uniforms than most of the Stolen Valor threads.

For real. Confirm its not a fake. Send the story to a few blogs. Someone will offer a premium for it.

>>21969187
a tailor generally does that when it comes to suits, military uniforms. etc. Proper fitting clothes go a long way to making someone believe just about anything.
>although our last 2 gens of active duty uniforms having the same cut as a hefty brand trashbag sure makes it easy to be disheveled and stolen valor

>>21969310
Yeah boy, but dissere's one of dem faincy dress uniforms.

czech that shit out

I swear it was just photoshopped onto him or something

>>21969040
>made account
>still can't download it

y-you too

You bought a "baby deagle" and it didn't say Magnum Research on the box, or the slide. It's your own damn fault.

>>21969360
Oh, sorry, my bad. I didn't have it set to downloadable. I'm a faggot.

>>21967366
Dergle brand dergle?

>>21969337
and he had his tailor make it fit him. What, do you think it is some eldritch magic that lets a boot put on his dress blues and not look like a disheveled piece of shit? They make sure those things fit prvt. fuckousky

>>21969415
a doubleniggerfaggotkike
>who's doing the kubes divine will

>>21969415
>>21969360
Try it now, friend.

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>>21969434
Got it
Thank you based anon

>>21969380
How exactly do you know it doesn't say Magnum research on the gun or box? He hasn't shown a picture of either where it would be visible? Also, the magnum research is on the frame, not the slide.

>>21969429
Um... Yes, I did think it was some sort of Eldritch magic? Like, Freedom Magic? Or something?

>>21969464
I just wish I had my trumpet and a drum kit to really Ennio Morricone it up. And a better microphone for that matter.

>>21969492
>Freedom Magic is now a thing

>>21969514
What do you think makes guns work?

>>21969514
Maybe it's the same magic that misprinted OP's Dersert Eagle why not?

>>21969596
Explosions and mechanical kinetics.

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>>21969628

>>21969628
Are you suggesting that explosions aren't caused by Freedom Magic?

>>21969491
Because it plainly says IWI right there. He bought a shitty clone.

Seriously.
>implying they machine or etch each one instead of roll stamping with a die, which would imply they are all misspelled, or
>someone sits and enters the mark for each gun? They cant copy/paste on jew CNC machines?

I am confused

>>21969672
It says both on the legitimate versions.

>>21969664
More like chemistry.

>>21967366
What's up, Fender Bender?

>>21967642
I refuse to support Israel but you really can't say it is a shifty gun. The big eagle could be fairly called impractical and unreliable for carry, but the Jericho is pretty nice. The 3 I have fired were really nice.

>>21969701
I, too, googled 'Dersert Eagle'.

Didn't wanna say anything, though.

>>21969682

Yeah how can you actually do that without it being an error on thousands of their guns?

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>>21967366
>implying you didn't get bamboozled by a "like" pistol
Y U NO RIKE YO RORONCO DERSERT EGOR PRSTOR?!!
IS BEST PISTOR! YOU BUY, YOU RIKE, NO REFUNS!!!

>>21969682
>>21969723
Yeah, I was wondering about that. I have one of the older IMI versions, but the markings are made very differently.

>>21969737
*RORINCO

>>21967845
I would buy it. I wouldn't pay extra like with a coin, but as long as I could confirm it wasn't fake I would prefer having a wacky error like that. Although I don't ever sell guns, once they are mine they are mine forever, so idgaf who besides me believes it's real...

>>21969723
I imagine if that is the case, we will be hearing about it shortly. Either way, even if it's a copy we will hear about it.

I like to believe it is a mysterious one-off delivered to OP by the kube. But there may be others.

>>21969759
>implying the ban will ever get lifted
>implying you wouldn't love your chink shit M14
>implying

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>>21969737
Actually, Chinese do the L instead of the R, so really, it'd be lolinco. I could get behind that.

>>21967533
Kek

>>21969790
>lolinco
my sides, I'm jumping ship to your idea

>>21969737
>LOL @ Chink-Hundred-And-First ABD

>>21969790

It would be Nolinko

>>21968169
Why would you sell a gun? You're a bad person. Your guns love you, would you sell your dog or cat? They just want your affection, anon.

>>21969836
>implying those patches aren't made in China

>>21969672
You really have no idea what you're talking about. I believe your knowledge is outdated and you need to shut the fuck up and go do some research.

>>21969788
>leaving out the jokes
you fag

>>21969844
Once you're an adult and can actually buy guns you'll realize that there are some you keep forever and others you part ways with after a while.

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>>21969790
>you will never have a weaponized loli cyborg

It hurts to live /k/

>>21969903
>not being that based dad who left that guy's girlfriend a room full of guns

I get where your coming from but I usually don't sell my guns, if I do get rid of one it's usually as a gift to a close friend or family member.

>>21967694
>>21968150
Not correcting his usage of prosperity.

It's posterity.

>>21969696
Chemistry is freedom magic too duh, why else would McDonald's be such a huge American institution?

>>21969937
If I ever become that dad the story will be very different, because if my daughter was so indifferent to guns that she'd give me life's work to her boyfriend then she'd have been out of the will long before I croaked.

>>21969907
There is one /k/ommando with, like, a twelve year old daughter who's also a crackshot.

So, um, he kinda has a gunloli.

>>21970094
I thought Leon died in that explosion...

>>21969903
I don't buy guns like that man, I only buy what I know I'm going to keep indefinitely. I have given them to people close to me, or sold to friends at the price I paid when they really needed a defense gun or I teach them to shoot, but guns aren't something I would ever buy with the intent to keep it for a while and trade it in. That's like leasing a car instead of buying it; I guess that's what some people like, but I just don't get it.

Although I only buy a maximum of about a gun a year, when I start running out of space maybe I will feel different. There are so many different guns with such different uses and feels to them, why not just keep what you have and add to it? Also the longer I use a gun the more familiar and comfortable with it I become, and that translates into accuracy.

>>21967989
>Bad dragon tabs
>Thats it goy!

>>21970137
Is this the explosion that killed Willis Mc/K/illis and Ivan Chesnikov?

>>21970094
I'm different anon, my daughter is turning 8 this month, and she loves to shoot. It's usually an air rifle or co2 pistol but she has fired my .22lr pump action, and my h and r 22lr revolver with shorts. She's bretty good, just needed a sandbag on the bench for the rifle because it was too heavy for her to fire standing without wobbling all over.

Tfw they pull the trigger for the first time and their eyes just light up with glee. Feelsgoodman.jpg

>>21970241
Good memories of going to my uncles farm and him giving me a fully loaded shotgun with a pebble on the barrel. He wouldn't let me shoot until I was steady enough and pull both triggers without letting it fall.

>>21967366

nice pitstol, OP.

>>21970276
>can't hold a 5lb gun steady

sure is summer here

>>21970276
When she was 5 and I got her and me a crosman pistol share, she had to carry it around for an hour without muzzle sweeping anything she shouldn't(mostly the cat, me, and her mother but k had concerns for the electronic devices as well). She was getting so bored but when I finally took her outside, I lined up a 12 pack of warm diet coke that had been sitting in the bed of the truck in the sun.

Reactive targets, especially messy ones like that, are so fascinating to little kids, it's fun for me too for that matter. I want to get us some tannerite when I step her up to centerfire.

>>21970333
>Never had to hold a gun as a child
You sad little man

>>21970333
You know we're talking about childhood here, right?

>>21970347
Make a giant hollowed out birthday cake except instead a stripper fill it with tannerite and fireworks. Shit will be the best birthday ever

>>21968549
what the fuck happened to the animation style of this show

what the actual fuck CN why would you do this now we can't draw porn of them anymore

>>21970333
Mini-Satan, did you miss the point where he was talking about being a child?

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>>21970452

Hey, CN, how about another DC comics cartoon?

>Sure, here's Teen Titans

How about something with art more like BatmanTAS and JLU? And less weeaboo bullshit.

>What, you don't like weeaboo bullshit? Okay, here, have Young Justice.

Oh what the fuck, CN?! You fags cancelled it before I got a chance to watch!

>Oh, our bad. We wanted to make room for the new Teen Titans series.

Is it going to be anything like the last one? I kind've miss it now, weeaboo bullshit and everything.

>Same voices and character designs!

Oh hell yeah.

>TEEN TITANS GO!

>>21970624
American cartoons are ded.

>>21970633
Gravity Falls, Adventure Time, Regular Show are all okay and remember there was a lot of shit in between the gems of the 90's

>>21970436
YES. Holy shit this is a good idea, not the guy you're responding to but damn, that is a great idea for a birthday.

I want a Dersert Eagle

>>21969022

Obviosuly laforge, but at least its oc b8.

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Is JIDF sleeping or busy tweeting about Gaza? This thread needs some answers!

>>21967379
i just fucking snorted when i saw that

>>21967555
Or he could just call the company and tell them.

>>21967440
no, i think you mean derssert

>>21967775
thats how i became a tripfag, made a reference to tha beetus in an innawoods thread,

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>>21967366
Docter Steve Brule here, today I'm gonna teach ya how to shoot the Dersert Eagle just like a hunk

>>21971163
You should write pointers for OP on how to be a successful Tripfag.

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>>21971526

>>21971540
>not telling them they'll be special members of the community
>shining stars amongst a sea of dull anons
>'that wacky character everyone loves'

>>21967366
dot peen on anything is fucking disgusting never mind the obvious mistrake. did the fucking kikes forgot how to roll mark shit?

>>21967970
fucking saved that's too good to die with this thread

>>21971574
They aren't your average run of the mill faggot. No. Tripcode faggots are the kind of faggots that cover themselves in glitter and peacock feathers and walk tall at the front of the pride parade while holding a sign and loudly proclaiming how much they lock the cock.

Good God, just call IWI.

>>21967989
>misteak

all of my kekkles

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>>21967437

>>21967989
>EYE: Divine Cybermancy thread
That's how you KNOW this is shitposting.

Hold on, it could be classed as a rare factory error, and worth even more!

>>21975407
>>21975117

Don't be niave.

>>21970452

Incase you haven't realized, CN has been a shit for years now.

>>21969082

Garishly dressed Aisha Tyler made me rigid

>>21967366
call IWI they will fix it for you

i would honestly keep it for the lulz

>>21967712
12/10

>>21968844
>not realising america has retarded imigration laws

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If anyone makes a picture of this with jokes and stuff make sure to include a Ben Garrison logo at the bottom

>>21967366

i hope you made a loud "oy vey" when you saw it

>>21967573
How 'bout they sold a fucked up product?

In any other business you'd get a replacement unless the dude in charge is an utter dickbag.
Why would the gun business be different?

>hey, it says ADEEDAS on these Adidas sneakers I bought from you yesterday and I'd like another pair
>YEAH, WELL, WE DIDN'T MAKE THE SHOES SO WE DIDN'T MAKE THE MISTAKE

So OP, are you gonna legit sell it or return it? There's no way anyone's gonna give you an entire Holocaust for your Dersert Eagle. Remember what >>21967775 said.

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If you didnt plan on selling it whats the problem?

Besides its kinda funny, i'd keep it because A.) you bought it and B.) is a conversation piece that could potentially be worthy of compensation from IWI in the future.

Its not like its a .fiddy, where saying Desert Eagle proper is of fundamental importance

Who else thinks OP got a cheap chink made knock off?
Like those cheap ass dvd's you get from china.

>>21982312
And there's totally going to be YouTube videos and T-shirts, you can't let your fellow anons down. Also, someone has to make those T-shirt shekels.

>>21982678
even norinco knew to only copy the CZ

>>21982678
I think so too

I highly doubt the engraving system IWI uses would allow for a mistake like this to ever happen. I'm sure its all automated and the engraver formats are set in stone. I mean mistakes happen but not like OP's

>>21982678
>>21983121
It's just that, if it's some kind of kooky knock-off... Where are all the other Dersert Eagles?

come on faggots someone cap this thread.

>>21984234
I'm trying to find my ThreadWatcher program so I can DL the whole thread and do a precise cap. Kind've also thinking of doing some video to go along with the Chirbits for poops and whoops. Just wish OP would take more pictures of the gun and preferably make a short video of it turning around on a lazy susan or some shit. But I think I can just find footage of some other babby deagle spinning and just use it.

>>21967437
I giggled like a drunken asshole... Oh wait.

>>21968567
>http://chirb.it/CyE5dL
LOL
Holy shit anon. More of these please

>>21984445
What else would I do? I'm basically out of material on this subject. Had a lot of fun doing it to fight boredom last night, though. Think I'll make a habit out recording shitposts for /k/.

This thread has been so wonderful for a lot of reasons, though. Just... Dersert Eagle, man...

>>21984482
Actually, looking at my Chirb.it stuff from yesterday right now. Surprised more people didn't like http://chirb.it/3zF2k3

It was my favorite one to do, but goddamn the other two have gotten more listens in 24 hrs than stuff on my ACTUAL Chirb.it that is recorded with higher quality microphones and has been around for years.

>>21968951
>http://4archive.org/k/thread/21967366
final bump before thread dies forever

link to archive of thread before thread dies forever

was best thread

was life, love, and other stuff

never forget dersert eagle

>>21967642
It's basically a CZ-75 so no, it's actually a great design.

>>21986628
it will not be forget

>>21967765
Me too. If anything you got a gem, OP. Now I'm fantastizing about someday finding a Rurger revolver...
Anyways, congrats on the new pistol.

>>21967453
Functional retarded's ass! Do not use that gat! Keep the box, accessories, paperwork, wrappings, and clothes you were wearing that day in pristine condition. And keep it all together. In about 10 years it'll be worth 10 times what you paid for it.

Your other option is to contact the Israelis and explain the situation. See what they offer to make it right. At the very least, replacement in kind with free expedited shipping and 4 spare mags.

>>21988207

>gat

Opinion discarded.

>>21967989
>Photoshop is open
It's not funny anymore...

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>>21988207

>>21967366
>Ramped sights
>Rail on the subcompact model
>Any form of "desert eagle pistol"

Anon, I think you got took.

AFAIK the only Uzi Eagles that were imported with ramped sights are the Baby Eagle models, which also don't have rails on the subcompact model. I don't know how easy it is to make/import a counterfeit gun, but I think you might've managed to buy one.

>Buy a shitty knockoff of a CZ-75 with an inferior safety/decocker placement
What did you expect?

>>21967712
Why is there a picture of richard stallman?