First Day of a New Month

Do I have to say it in Japanese or in my native tongue?

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>>17561184
Japanese or English

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You never give up with this bullshit.
You should get bad luck every month for doing this.

>>17561184
This is a British meme, not a Japanese one and has nothing at all to do with Japan or /jp/. So, English.

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I'll try my best!

Balls deep, animalistic mating press!
Balls deep, animalistic mating press!

Thank you.

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'Prostitute Prostitute'

Have a good luck this month!

>>17561177
I won't forget this time

>>17562279
Tewi is not a prostitute! You will not have luck this month, or any month, because you keep calling this cute and defenseless bunny a prostitute. Lies and slander!

>>17561177
I really need luck this month so 'rabbit rabbit'

this time for sure!
I'll gladly spend all my luck on a new yanagida doujin

Paizuri Paizuri!

Why does August have 31 days? It feels so odd to have two months in a row with 31 days when they have been alternating up to this point.

>>17564289
Some dumb Greek/Roman emperor stole it from february, last I heard

>>17564289
Some Roman emperor wanted to have a month for himself after Caesar got Juli, and it had to be 31 days as well
This is 100% accurate do not worry about it

What about Omelette Du Fromage

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>>17562340
>defenseless bunny a prostitute
>defenseless
I trust Reisen more to shoot me in the foot than i would Tewi do anything anon

>>17561177
Usagi Usagi.

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Rabbit
Rabbit

I want to rape Tewi-chan!

>>17564297
Why does nobody like February?

>>17564602
Probably because I was born in February.

>>17564659
So was I!

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oh shit /jp/!
what's the procedure when you stay awake and suddenly it's 00:00 o'clock?

tewi is shit

>>17565128
>the first thing after waking up
There isn't a lot of ambiguity here, anon. First words after waking up on a new month, no limit on time/s slept or spent awake. As long as they're the first words spoken, it doesn't matter if it's on the 1st or 31st, but it expires when the month ends all the same.

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>>17561177
Impregnate!
Impregnate!

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Rabbit rabbit!

Rabbit rabbit!

Hope I don't regret doing it this time.

>>17561177
I was told by my grandmother that saying "rabbit rabbit" will keep fire and smoke away from you.

>>17565313
Eirin?

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rabbit rabbit
God help me

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rabbit rabbit
I said it /jp/!
Good luck everyone!

I said it!! I am unstoppable!

I DID IT.

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>>17565628

>>17561177
I FUCKING DID IT, AT LAST I DIDN'T FORGET ABOUT IT!

So, I said rabbit rabbit with confidence. When can I expect Tewi-chan to arrive and give me a good luck kissu? Also, is it ok if I give her a big cuddly hug?

I always forget so I'm going to say it before going to bed
rabbit rabbit
g'nite /jp/

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>>17563986
I said this! Maybe I'll become a boobhu like tewi!

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Rabbit rabbit!
Best of luck to all the sleepy /jp/sies!

Ｔｈｅ ｃｏｎｔｒａｃｔ ｈａｓ ｂｅｅｎ ｓｅａｌｅｄ．

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I DID IT, AT LONG LAST I RECITED THE SPELL

This is the month my life finally turns around.

I did it.

>>17562314
I forgot

I woke up way too early but I still rembered. I think I've managed once every month so far this year.

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>>17561858
>>17562279
>>17563986
>>17564396
>>17565217
>>17565228
YOU GET NOTHING, YOU LOSE, GOOD DAY SIR!

I think it was past midnight when I woke up in the middle of the night and said it.

I FORGOT!

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I said it /jp/
I wish luck to you all

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Tewi a shit! Tewi a shit!
Now I'm protected from evil rabbit girls!

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I forgot again! It was my fault this time!

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It's the first day of September!

Post September pumpkins !

>>17568049
You a shit. You a shit!!
Now you will have terrible month for insulting everyone's favorite cute little bunny.

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Maybe next month

>>17568442
who knows when that will be

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