Jaypee! I challenge you to a drinking contest!

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Uhmm... Sorry, I have places to be. B-bye! *lies*

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>>17535491
i wanna challenge yuugi to a drinkin contest!

An Oni challenging a human to a drinking contest really is not fair.

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>>17535522
I have to agree

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>>17535491

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Drunken snuu snuu sex with Suika

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Suika is not for lewd.

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>>17535491
I'll send my substitute in my place if that's okay!

>>17535491
no, I want to live

>>17535491
NOOO, MY POOR LIVER!

>>17535491
i'll drink suika under the table, if you know what i mean

>>17535743
Suika's legs are far too perfect and thin to be able to do this.

>>17536753
Not to mention no actual seaweed.

>>17535491
No, suika! last time something like that happened one of my friends choked on their own vomit and died

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>>17535764
She's drunk and horny, anon. Granted, you'd probably die if you have sex with drunken Suika.

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>>17537893
I don't need to have sex with her, I just want to drink her alcoholic pee.

>>17537893
cool doll joints, suikintou

>>17537893
Acceptable losses.

>>17537925
Should I start off drinking Suika's sweat before I move on to her pee?

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>>17537946
You need to make her sweat first.
I'd start with her saliva, then it's a question of whether you'd want her to spit in your mouth, or take it directly.

>>17537972
Hmm, maybe I should collect it in a glass first before I drink it in such a direct manner.

I should cook food in front of her and have her drool into a cup!

How do you call wakamezake when the cunny is bald, like Suika's?

>>17535491
A little young to drink?

>>17535522
If the goal is to get as drunk as possible, then it should be fun for human and oni alike.

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>>17535491
CEASE

Very cute shuten douji

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>>17540113
The original and cutest shuuten douji.

Can someone please post Suika is spats?

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>>17540319
Suika in spats is perfection.

>>17540339
Thank you, /jp/. I knew there were two of these, do you have the other?

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>>17540351

>>17540363
A true hero.

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>>17540363

>>17540339
I want to hug tenderly, kiss on the forehead, adopt, and marry this artist's Suika-chan in that order.

>>17540367
I want to do most of those things to most suikas.

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Shit oni lol.

>>17541102
Ok, let's go back to Suika since you already posted a shit oni for whatever reason.

behead those who post yohane

>>17541102
>>17541217
Go away.

>>17541102
>>17541217
Why does the ugliest touhous always attracts the rudest posters? Dear anon, you're welcomed to make a thread of your shit oni that no one will use. This is your final warning.

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>>17541211
This is what peak performance looks like.

Aside from the onis, which 2hus like drinking?

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>>17542629
Ichirin and shou enjoy the drink.

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>>17537893
This is how i want to leave.

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>>17542629
Every toho likes to get hammered

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>>17542629
You'd be harder pressed to find a 'hu who doesn't like to get shit-faced.

>>17541285
Because they're the ugliest touhous

>>17541102
Uhhh, both onis are great
And this comes from a Yuugi fan

>>17538885
If you don't want to wake up ever again that is.

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Would getting hugged by a dozen mini Suikas feel like heaven or death?

>>17553911
You have to die to get the heaven anon.

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>>17535491
Sure (laughs)

>>17542741
just Sanae, and she still drinks

Even fairies get shitfaced

>>17535491
>drinking contest!
Drinking contest? Sorry Sui-chan, i wanna live.

>>17554646
Liver.exe has crashed.
What would you like to do-
>Send report.
>Wait for program to respond.

>>17555048
Ctrl+Alt+Del

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today I went without dinner so I could get drunker tonight
I hope suika's proud of me

>>17555719
Anon, it's important to eat properly.

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>>17555719
You are setting a dangerous precedent Anon, one meal turns into 3 meals easily! Coming from someone who drinks way to much, please don't do that. That's how I ended up down the road I am on now! Turn back now while you still have a chance!!!!!

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>>17542897
>>17541285
>Yuugi
>ugly

Pick one and one only

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>>17553911

>>17556403
I don't like where this is going.

>>17556403
I like where this is going very much

>>17556403
I'm indifferent to where this is going.

>>17556403
Reimu's gonna be fine due to Fantasy Heaven but Marisa on the other hand will probably have to sit in a tub, stay there and bathe for a week.

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>>17554646
(LAUGHS)

>>17556764
ZUN's got a bad case of yaoi hands

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Beat up the oni!

>>17556856
Please stop doing that Suika, anons are horny enough already

>>17556400
At least you waited your three days like a good boy

Yuugi is still ugly, go make your own thread

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>>17556969
Not horny enough for Suika.

>>17535491
I want to challenge her to a semen drinking contest.

>>17559861
Suika's tasty armpit!

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Post non-sexualized Suika.

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>>17560026
Suika is sexual no matter what.

>>17560002
I'm afraid you'll lose, as I've been helping her practice just that!

>>17560002
Who provides the semen?

>>17560397
I'm willing to help out a friend. Aren't you?

>>17560397
All the stinky neets on /jp/.

>>17560119
Is that Suika trying to mate with a suika?

>>17560479
I can't even tell which is which.

>>17556400
>tfw will never be sexually assaulted by a hammered yuugi
inside i feel empty

>>17560599
It's okay anon, I'll sexually assault you in my imagination while pretending to be Suika. Feeling better yet?

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>>17560756
nope, nothin against suika but i need the biggest oni

>>17560768
That's fine too, I just can't pretend to be her as well as I'd pretend to be Suika

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>>17560768
Suika can become even bigger the Yuugi.

>>17535491
This is certain death for me.

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>>17560857
Absolutely haram.

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>>17560872
Boobie Suika is fine as long as the Suika looks older. Big breasts on loli Suika is shit.

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>>17560888
>as long as the Suika looks older

Just give Suika tits and make Yuugi a loli. Yuugi officially looks more like a loli anyway.

>>17561144
Did you skip 13.5 or what?

>>17561144
>>17560888
I want these crazy dudes and their horrible, horrible ideas to disappear.

>>17561455
non-canon art is the same as fanon art

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>>17560756

>>17561967
Gross.

>>17535491
Fuck it, I could use a drink. You're on!

An hour later

Reimu: Could you fix this guy?

Eirin: Vhat happened to him?!

Reimu: Idiot got into a drinking contest with Suika.

Eirin: Alcohol poisoning zhen. I'll keep him alive.

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>>17560026

>>17563439
I can see through her skirt!!!

>>17561615
I guess that Kasen isn't canon then.

How tall is Suika-chan?

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>>17563900
She's a big girl.

>>17563922
>The view must be nice.jpg
Yeah, a perfect view of reimu's pits.

>>17563922

for anon

>>17560896
How's VY Canis Majoris-chan doing anon? You seem to have captured an image!

>>17563439
I want to drink that water

>>17565163
I want to eat that watermelon.

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>>17560026

How does Suika feel about humans?

>>17570781
She feels really good when she fucks them.

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>>17560026
Great idea!

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so what's her limit?

>>17588134
she can just enlarge herself indefinitely to make more space in her belly so she doesn't have one