First Day of a New Month

murderer

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can't wait

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>>17403209

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Thank you, I won't forget like last time!

I've been doing this every month for over a year and my life just gets progressively worse every month, I'm starting to think this stupid rabbit tricked me somehow. I'm not playing your little games anymore, missy. I'm onto you.

>>17404342
dit you try "usagi usagi"? You're forgetting Tewi is a prankster and won't give you perfectly clear/accurate instructions.

>>17403209
why should I trust a half-vermin like you

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mating press
mating press

>>17403209
No, Tewi a fucking shit

Fuck the bunny!

This time I will not fail

>>17404695
Don't look outside your window tonight

>>17404695
Don't talk that way about my wife!

>>17404769
Tewi is underage you fucking idiot!

>>17404783
Yeah, just like Yukari is forever seventeen, huh?
Stupid nerd get out of here already

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>>17403209
Impregnate!
Impregnate!

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Just in case you dudes don't know doing this gives a month of your luck to OP and he fucking killed someone once.

Tewi a shit! Tewi a shit!
Now I'm protected from evil rabbit merchants!

>>17404783
And you're a fucking idiot!

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How can Tewi be this smug?

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'Prostitute Prostitute'
Have a good luck this month!

Paizuri, paizuri

Remember.

I forgotten

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>>17403253
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>>17406873
DO IT JP LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

GANBATTE!

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>>17404342
the fuck out of this thread, you're not getting jack shit this month

>>17406927
Just as you are, saying the wrong thing every month.

>>17403209
Tell me about the time you killed that dude.

I DID IT.

I've missed it the last few months but I just moved into a new place and I really want to set out on a good footing with good luck for the month! Going to bed now, gotta remember...!

I'm sorry tewi, I forgot, I didn't sleep.
if I take a nap and say it, does it counts?

>>17407305
Yes, but you have to say Paizuri Paizuri! now.

I did it. I think.

I forgot to say it

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rabbit rabbit
/jp/ i said it!
Good luck brothers!

The contract has been renewed。

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rabbit rabbit
I did it!

I said it! I am immortal!

>>17403209
I remembered once again~
I'm aiming for the high score

>>17407835
Whats the high score?

>>17407840
Well I don't think we can know for sure. Considering how old the custom is there could very well be or have been some 80 year old granny that kept it up since she was a little girl until she met her end.

But I'm already beating my personal best, which was previously 4 months in a row.

>>17407846
How many months are it now? Are you close to 80 years yet?

I said it.
Hopefully something good will happen.
If not, I'll start saying 'naizuri naizuri', if my life doesn't get any better I might as well get my balls drained by the prostitute rabbit.

I didn't say it

>>17407856
At least 4 but no more than 10

Does screaming as you wake up from a nightmare count as words

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>>17407957
yes

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Rabbit rabbit, here we go.

>>17406915
I FAILED AGAIN

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>>17403209

RIBBIT RIBBIT!

usa usa tewi tewi

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TEI!
TEI!
TEI!
TEI!

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I got woken up with a phone call, AGAIN

Guys, guys! The first words I said weren't Rabbit Rabbit but Tewi Tewi! What's going to happen to me!?

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wabbit wabbit

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>>17407364
oh no I forgot again!
forgive me! n-next month, for sure!

I did it.

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>>17408582
the prostitute bunny will drain you of all your money and semen

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I never remember. I've had good luck anyway so I guess Tewi still likes me.

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>>17403209
Ribbit Ribbit!

I remembered because I had my tewi fumo in front of me when I woke up!

>>17408821
For the last time, Tewi is NOT a prostitute!!

>>17409789
Lucky you!

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Rabbit Rabbit~

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My sister woke me up so I forgot.
Fuck, I wanted to be visited by this cute bunny and ruffle the fuck out of her fluffy hair and mess the insides of her cunny!

Thanks for the amazing first day of August, hare whore Haley. The help desk really buttered my biscuits

>>17409973
Just dress your sister like her then.

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>>17409973
Literally why haven't you impregnated you're sister yet

I woke up before midnight and didn't say it, but I took a nap earlier this afternoon and remembered. Does this still count?

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>>17403209
I need an earlier reminder next time. Thanks.

>>17407286
I did it! And today was a good day as well. Great start to the month!

I want to impregnate Tewi's dead, decaying corpse!

im curious, does it count if you are still awake and the 1st of the month comes?

>>17412810
Has to be the first thing you say after waking up on the first day of a new month

I forgot all about this! I haven't been doing it for months!