How did Yukari's shikigami get to the store? She ran.

>>17401994
知らん

Bad Touhou jokes have two (2) threads!

Did you hear about the fortune telling human who became a youkai?

He was destroyed!

Why do men like Ran?
Because she's really foxy

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How many bad puns for Sekibanki can you come up with?

Ready go!

>>17407200
I dont have the head for them

I dont get it.

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Knock knock.
>Who's there?
Witch two.
>Witch two who?
wich 2hu wud u fuq?

>>17407249
yuyuko

>>17407150
You're absolutely right.

>>17407200
Why did Keine praise Sekibanki for being a good student?

Because she's a head of the class!

>>17407200
Slow down, no meed to get a head of yourself.

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>>17401994

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Did you guys hear about Cirno?
In my opinion she is 0K.

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>>17407200
Don't loose your head over badly made puns.

>>17407547
>loose

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>>17407528
Ah, you are mother fucker?

>>17407547
They're just a pain in the neck.

Any minute now, somebody will post a better joke than just dumb puns. Any minute now... I'm banki on it.

>>17407528
That's a pretty cool joke.

>>17407606
This works idiot.

>>17407253
>>yuyuko
She's cute, but i think i want to keep my body intact.

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>>17407744
>loose your head
It's lose.

>>17407799
I read that wrong.
Also, keep that shit off jp please. It only reminds me some people shouldn't exist at all.

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>>17407814
Don't be such a retard then.

>>17407831
So reading something at a quick glance makes you. Yes you, Post a horrendous reaction image churned out by garbage at your own will?
A simple Reimu would've done a better job, and yet... You chose.
This.
You can't make this shit up.

>>17407854
Autism

>>17407928
Nice response.
Kudos to you anon. That was really impactful.

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>>17407606
>>17407744
>>17407799
>>17407814
>>17407831
>>17407854
>>17407928
>>17407946
I like how one word can cause a shitstorm. Banki tips her head.

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zunny weather