Why is Patchouli so big and fat?

How do I convince her to let me use her squish as a pillow?

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More cushin' for the pushin'

https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=61980770

Designed to withstand my 90kg mating press.

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Oh, but she isn't.

>>17391280
Why doesn't she just use some magic bullshit to burn her fat?

>>17391334
Lose some weight, fatty

>>17391379
>burn

You just gave me an idea. You know how the jap days of the week are based on different elements and meanings and shit? Maybe her body changes depending on the day, and perhaps on 火曜日 she burns her fat and is skinny?

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>>17391280
Patchi and Remilia are friends!

>>17391373
why do some artists draw toes like fingers? that kills me.

>>17391773

I want to rest my head under Patchouli's chest

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>>17391280
Delete.

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>>17391280
She not

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>>17391298
I'd rather she use me as her daki.

>>17391334
https://exhentai.org/g/1070904/b08ef42656/
https://exhentai.org/g/623212/13089989a0/

More importantly, why is Patchy one of the most favored Touhou characters for plumping up?

>>17392169
It's practically canon that she never exercises.

>>17392169
Because she looks the best when fat.

Why does she look amazing with large tits?

>>17394054
Which touhou doesn't look amazing with large tits?

>>17394054
She doesn't. You've been brainwashed by cowtit fags.

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>>17394165
Kaguya, Mokou and Eiki come to mind.

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>>17394194
thats where you are wrong

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>>17394194
Are you sure?

>>17394228
>>17394234
Gross

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>>17394194
https://youtu.be/LH2UB2uD-tA?t=5

>>17391280
Seh eat anon. It's what seh do

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>>17394234
Big boobs don't suit Mokou. Flat is best.

She eats Mcdonalds a lot

>>17391633
Okay but when is she fat? 木曜日？

>>17394527
月曜日, as fat as the moon.

>>17394259
Those size breasts on Eiki are perfect but anything larger is too much for her.

>>17395308
Time to kick Sakuya off the table.

>>17395314
No don't do it Patchouli, that's our human friend Sakuya.

>>17395322
You're going into orbit, you stupid meido.

>>17395326
PATCHOULLLIIIIIII!

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>>17395340
patchouli thats it you stupid magician that is the final straw im putting you down right now

>>17395308
I want to grope these udders

>>17395359
Her fat is protecting her against bullets.

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>>17394357
I'm sorry, but dress shirts were made to be filled out with breasts. It's a matter of principle.

>>17391280
Remember when Patchouli was anemic, underweight and cute?
Fucking faggot "artists" had to ruin her

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>>17395738
i kno rite

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>>17394357

>>17395875
I want to grope her fat belly

>>17395875
>bones
>no paizuri
>will break at the first slamming
vs
>soft
>big tiddies for sloppy paizuri
>can take the slamming

Its obvious who is the superior choice.

>>17395952
Indeed, absolutely destroying a bonegirl is patrician-tier.

>>17395952
Why can't you see the appeal in a flat chested girl desperately trying to satisfy you with a flatjob while boasting a determined but slightly troubled expression.
Are you some sort of faggot?

>>17391373

Patchouli, due to being an anime, is anemic!

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>>17395322
>human friend Sakuya.
*pet dog meido

She is the dog of the devil after all.

>>17396011
Then who's the cat?

>>17396065
Just kill yourself /v/-kun.

>>17396078
Fucking told.

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>>17391280
Is that a Fatchouli for ants?

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Ponytail patchouli!

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>>17396575
Artstyle seems awfully familiar.

>>17396575
>>17396646
The way Sawati draws bodies is mostly fine, but the faces he draws aren't very appealing.

>>17396646
What the hell is that?

>>17396682
I think it might be a cow in nun clothes.

>>17394228
Muh balls

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You are all laughing about Patchouli right now, but just you wait until she gets a slender beautiful body!

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>>17395991
>a determined but slightly troubled expression.
Cute girls trying too hard is a wonder of the universe.

>>17394228
The hair on this piece is really good.

>>17394357
I prefer slightly smaller than average boobs for Mokou with very pinkish nipples an areola. Oh, and they must be very sweaty because Mokou.

>>17399349
long, straight, and black as my soul hime cuts are perfection

>>17399381
I quite agree, and the hime on this almost looks like vantablack, it's beautiful.

>>17399374
Don't forget the lactation

>>17394259
I don't know why but I like my judge better as a boobhu

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Roughly grope, slap, knead, bite and squeeze the fatchy's pudgy belly.

Leave marks on the belly.
Leave splattered with semen.

I honestly hope most of you never meet a 2hu.
They shouldn't be subjected to such torture you fags come up with daily.
>>17391280
>Why is Patchouli so big and fat?
She's unathletic, and has athsma. Excessive physical labor would be harmful to her.

>>17398732
But I'm not laughing at her, I'm lusting after her soft, meaty body!

>>17399945
'Torture'? I'd treat Patchouli like a queen and make sweet love to her on the reg.

>>17399969
I said most anon. Im fully aware there are gentlemen like you out there.

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>>17398732
I'm not laughing at her, I love Patche!

>>17400190
Dull book-nerd.

good morning fat patch thread

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>>17400198
Neck yourself

im bookin it is what patchouli says when she gets in a cumbersome sitch

its what she says after fully reading this thread thanks to all of the trolls on here

fatchouli

>>17400203
Hey

I'm going to sniff that ass.

>>17391280
Get out of my gym, if you keep coming here, I'll steal your books while you're away from home Patchy. It's for your own good.

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Alice is helping

>>17401019
Is Patchy really gonna lose weight like that?

>>17401156
Patchy might throw up if Alice farts.

thats disgusting stfu

You fatasses don't even know how weight gain works. Figures why you can't thin up.

>>17401229
I literally haven't eaten a meal today

>>17401245
You also don't seem to know how weight loss works. Good for you, fatty. Ignorance is a bliss.

>>17401229
>>17401262
Go back to being fat, patcher.

>>17396042
Flanders.

>>17401262
You don't need to be fat to starve anon.

>>17398732
Im not laughing at her, I am fondilong in her.

Is patchouli a vegetarian?

>>17401800
>youkai
>vegetarian

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Post buff Patchys.

>>17391280
Endomorph body type??

Patchouli is a big fat sexy piggy!

>>17391792

feet are extremely difficult to draw.

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Cumming semen inside Fatchy!

>>17404557
As opposed to cumming what?

>>17405224
bone marrow

>>17405224
Sometimes when I strangle Solid Snake too hard, he coughs up a bit of blood.

>>17404557
The Best!

What if a plumping epidemic broke out in Gensokyo and all the 2hus got chubby but the only way to temporarily stall the fattening was mucho sex with humans? Do you think Yukari would allow it or would she be lazy enough to prevent this and everyone gets thick?

>>17405691
Why would you not let everyone get thick?

>>17405708
Lowtest pedos might object.

>>17405756
How terrible

>>17404557
big and fat

Thickfags belong to >>>/r/eddit.

>>17406315
YOU belong to >>>/r/eddit.

>>17406321
But I am not a thickfag.

>>17406315
>>17406347
But you are a fagfag so you belong in not /jaypee/.

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>>17406423
Stay mad, thickfag.

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>>17406434
Stay mader, gayfag.

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>>17395565
But flat chest with the body of a loli Mokou is best.

>>17394194
Space Jin's Kaguya says otherwise. Moko should have moderate sized breasts. Eiki is best when flat, or at least budding.

Besides, Eiki and Moko would have some pretty nice asses.

>>17406490
I want to give this Mokou a big chuuu~ on her right cheek!

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>>17399381
Agreed.

what's wrong with thicc?

>>17408486
Nothing. Just a very vocal minority of Irish otaku hating on it.

>>17409169
What does being Irish have to do with it?

>>17409202
/int/ joke.

>>17409235
Well, go back there.

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>>17409270
Rude desu. Not even the same bloke.

How plump is too plump?

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Patchouli does her best to stay in shape!

>>17409956
>69

>>17409270
No you, patty.

>>17411432
Patchouli's big fat sexy piggy belly!!

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>>17409845
I honestly have no limits when it comes to THICC as long as its drawn when and holds to some form of staying anatomically possible.

What is Patchouli's favorite food? How many calories does she consume in a day?

>>17415793
None, she only drinks coffee. Plump Patchouli is non-canon.

>>17415793
>What is Patchouli's favorite food?
Whatever is the most greasy, caloric, and fattening food she can get her greedy anemic hands on.

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>>17418245
My fucking dick.

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>>17395952
Bones?

https://strawpoll.com/w694fhp7

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Fatty Patty!

>>17420219
Fatty futa patchy!

>>17420243
Futa is gay.

>>17420248
No.

>>17420259
Prove it.

>>17420264
I'm not gay.

>>17420248
How can you not like this?

https://exhentai.org/g/623212/13089989a0/

>>17420287
Or this: https://exhentai.org/s/77e580a986/666656-1

>>17420287
>>17420298
The Patch-e has a weewee!?

>>17420287
>>17420298
Post Pinterest links please I don't have exhentai.

>>17420315
Yes.

>>17420341
I really don't even know what Pinterest is.

>>17420350
Do you live under a rock?

>>17420364
I guess? But that attitude won't help you get what you want.

>>17420341
>Pinterest

>>17420387
Okay, Rule34 links, do you have any?

>>17420287
I don't like it because I'm not gay.

>>17420414
Futa ain't gay though.

I'm torn. Fat/plump Patchouli is sexy as hell, but being thin fits her character way more and gives off an elegant air of intellectualism I really appreciate. I don't know which of her forms I love more.

>>17420287
me as the horsedick koakuma

>>17420506
How so?

>>17420552
Rickety, but dignified tsun Patchy that had a magical accident and suddenly gets plump until if she ingests the semen of a healthy male.

>>17420694
Because its a girl.

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>>17420552
Go for thin Patchy then fatten her up till she's pleasantly plump, soft, and curvaceous. Or whatever one here you prefer.

>>17420741
Girls don't have penises.

>>17420819
According to Japan they can.

>>17420872
Japanese men barely have penises, let alone their women.

Does Patchouli have a birthday!?

super PATCHaco sonico

>>17398732
>encouraging fatchy when working out
>when she fails, reassure her with lovey-dovey sex
The highest pleasure

>>17421718
Fuck her until she's fit.

>>17421029
Japanese women take away the penis from the men. That's why futa are so popular.

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>>17420786
Ah! I love ALL of those Patchys!

Patchy gives you a little towel and she tells you that she's finally getting into shape but you have to clean the sweat from her underboobs after each workout. Do you accept Patchy's conditions?

Itou yuuji is life

>>17423295
Only if I get to suckle on her tits as well

>>17423295
Of course.

>>17423295
I don't need a towel. I can just use my tongue.

>>17423295
No, the only workout she's getting is a feeding one.

>>17423352
>Itou yuuji
I haven't checked out much of this nigga's shit yet, but the Letty memes were pretty good. He doesn't do rape stuff, right?

>>17423744
OP's patchy is from him, and latest reisen thread is also his. his drawing style is pretty distinguishable. For the rape stuff, idk, theres some ss and reverse rape

Dont buy pillows, buy patchy!

>>17423786
The reverse rape sounds pretty good, but I don't know what 'ss' means.

>>17423819
>I don't know what 'ss' means.
Kuso yourself out of /jp/

>>17423822
I swear I know, I just need my memory jogged. Maybe a hint would be fun.

>>17423822
How do you kuso yourself out of /jp/?

>>17423819
"straight shota"

>>17424053
Pretty good.

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Can we PLEASE stop making patchy fat. She is a qt bosworm girl who takes her tea black and usually (unavoidably) cold and she is actually the one who has to keep telling her friend remi to not eat more sweets!
Now please return to posting pictures of patchy in her natural environment of reading books!
She loves nature and the outdoors but is NOT into sport! However! This does NOT mean she stupidly does not look sheet herself! Patchy is a very well put together and health conscious person! That is why she is so beautiful!

>>17424374
Shut up though, lmao.

>>17424374
Wow, what a loser.

>>17405691
There is a Japanese myth about a sleeping sickness that causes victims to rapidly gain weight.

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Respect the Patchouli, stop with this fatchouli shit.

>>17428802
Is there anything which doesn't have a Japanese myth about it?

>>17430463
The Egyptian Pyramids?

>>17430218
>Respect
Stopped reading right there.
Go devour another ice cream, fatty.

At least Patchy isn't as fat as Ringo.

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>>17430908
But I love chubby bunnies!

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>>17423744
He does.

>>17420786
Accurate image representing my design process for Patchy in CM3D2

>>17408486
The phrase itself and the pleople who worship it

>>17391280
because the artist who drew that series of lines and curves made the image that way

thats your actual fucking answer I hate these questions

>>17431470
Are you autism?

>>17431475
is the word "autism" the new godwin's law?

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>>17431482

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>>17430514
She could burn you to a crisp with a flick or her wrist.

>>17431171
Reverse rape is totally lit up though.

>>17434070
What's "reverse rape"?

>>17432842
I'd just punch her belly and down she goes.

>>17432842
She can fry chicken to a crisp with the flick of her wrist.

>>17434389
Instead of you raping Patchouli, Patchouli rapes you.

>>17435018
Isn't that just "rape"?

>>17435063
It's a name mostly for tagging purposes.

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>>17435072

>>17432842
Or a flick of her dick?

>>17424072
pretty bad
There. Fixed it for you.

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>>17434761
Just try it you little bitch.

>>17405708
I don't find T H I C C woman to be very attractive.

>>17438237
You are gay and need to get out of /jp/.

I gonna kiss Patchi in the lips.

>>17438262
her teeth?

>>17391280
thicc XD

>>17401229
I'm 5'6" 110 lbs fuck you

I want to manhandle Patchy.

Why do I love bullying 2hus so much?

>>17392209
i don't exercise and i'm >>17439284
not exercising has nothing to do with being fat
no reason to fat the patch

>>17439284
>5'6"
fucking manlets

>>17439446
i like being a manlet.
I'm one step closer to becoming anime

>>17439430
>no reason to fat the patch
It gets my arousal going so fuck you I will fatten the Patchy to my heart's content.

>>17439681
how fat are we talking here?

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>>17439430
>not exercising has nothing to do with being fat

>>17439464
how?

>>17441751
5'5-5'9 is the protag height range for like 90% of VNs

Lanklets go back to sitcoms where you belong

>>17441762
VNs aren't anime, you nigger.

>>17440475
See >>17420786
Probably around 40%.

whats a mating press?

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>>17442542

>>17442608
thats great but can I get a real answer?

>>17442968
It's a thing in hentai where the fat black man pins the nice white woman to the floor with his large amount of body weight while fucking her, and there's usually a heavy focus on the negro's ass, like 60-90% of the picture is usually his ass. But milfs can also do it to shotas or little guys so it's not always bad.

>>17443698
gross

>>17443698
This, reverse mating press is hot af

>>17441762
And most vn protags are fucking clueness spineless and inferior. Maybe only rance is the only worthwhile manlet

>>17444037
I want fat Patche to mating press me while using strength magic.

>>17444351
I want patche to only let me sleep while in a reverse mating press position

I want to cuddle with patchy

I want to hold hands timidly with patchy

>>17445762
fucking degenerate

>>17441751
cuz it makes me more feminine which is closer to anime than your big fatass will ever be bwhahaha

>>17448502
Don't you know? Everyone on /jp/ is a cute girl.

I'd love to see someone make a Garfielf parody with Patchouli.

>>17443698
go die

mating press doesn't have to be the vile things you described, you have issues. Somehow I knew someone would describe it in a disgusting manner.

>>17452358
Haha, I think YOU have issues if you are this worked up. How would you describe the mating press, then?

>>17449944
I haven't ate for the last 4 days. I'm truly becoming an anime qt!

>>17465669
Quicktime?

patchy is fat

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>>17480321
But she could be fatter