Find a flaw
Yamame believe that babies came from hugging. That's why she hugs a lot!
>>17389271
Youkai
That's like, infinite flaws all rolled into one
Too much tentacle porn.
I only noticed Yamame maybe in September last year, but boy, I've loved her ever since. Cute, cute, CUTE! Yamame is CUTE! And a good girl, which is rare among youkai.
That said, her threads have a shorter lifespan than Sekibanki threads, and I dare say SA is way more popular than DDC.
>>17389417
>Too much tentacle porn.
Too much anal. I love Hakika's Yamame, but even he falls for the bizarre disease->anus association that seems to plague (heh) the nip artists.
>>17389271
the dress is a factory second, bought at a jumble sale.
>>17389353
Who is Alice and why Reimu is still friends with her?
I love spider boobie
>>17389469
Reimu is a race traitor and there is a stake (plus wood and torch) waiting for the witch
>>17389535
Marisa? Also, which human 2hu isn't a race traitor?
>>17389303
And it turns out she was right! Who would have thought!
>>17389552
None, all deserve a death sentence for crimes against humanity and/or complicity in crimes against humanity.
>>17389431
You're not being clever, you're just being a dumb pervert right now. Think in the long term, think about the nature of jealousy and self destruction. Sih, why do I even still bother with it? Really?
>>17389353
>>17389535
>>17389581
Why you'd follow a series like Touhou is beyond me. Please go back to /tg/ or kill yourself.
>>17389632
What do buttholes have to do with jealousy?
>>17389560
"9/10 unplanned pregnancies are caused by hugging and kissing." ~Yamame
>>17389638
Three words: "know your enemy"
>>17389706
How lewd can one spider girl be?
>>17389749
Take the universe volume and multiply it by 10, that's how lewd Yamame really is.
>>17389905
I wonder if all of Yamame's hands can cover my whole dick?
Fuck spiders
>>17389932
She won't need her hands.
>>17389271
Fat
>>17390227
Are you blind? Try opening your eyes.
Peeking on Parsee's underwear is Yamame's greatest guilty pleasure.
>>17389271
I bet she only likes to live on dirty places
>>17390293
Good thing you didn't bet any money on that one, who knows where you'd be with such a disaster on your billing books.
>>17389271
That nobody draws her with long hair even though she is clearly wearing a bun,
Mm, time to have some Takoyaki!
>>17390523
Don't make fun of her deformity.
>>17389638
>Why you'd follow a series like Touhou
because you play (generally) as a Human and beat up monters?
>>17390523
I thought it was a ponytail?
>>17390293
This is a bad place for you, Ayaya. Leave at once.
>>17390293
That's rich coming from an animal who literaly eat trash. I don't see spiders eat trash nor hang out around trash bin.
I want to cum at least 5 times inside Yamame to make sure she is conceived
Once Yamame hugs you, she will never let you go,even if you die.
Hey kid, wanna /ss/?
>>17395160
I'm too big of a boy for /ss/, but im down, Yamame-san.
Yamame becomes very flustered when she has nobody to hug!
Kurodani Yamame, the youkai of straddling.
This Former Hell dweller likes to push innocent human males down onto the floor or nearby bed or couch. Kurodani Yamame then gently seats herself astride of the so-immobilised man, making sure that her buttocks come down right atop the man's loins. In this position, Yamame begins slowly rocking back and forth, smiling lewdly down at her prey all the while.
[Click here to find out more about the strange social rituals of Former Hell's cute spiders.]
>>17395539
That's got to be the lewdest Pokedex entry that I have ever read.
Do you think that Yamame is one of Satori's pets?
>>17395938
Unlikely. While the recluse mind-reader of Former Hell certainly welcomes all manner of creatures to her domain, the sociable nature of Yamame would drive a wedge between her and the rather less than social mistress of Chireiden. Moreover, while Satori, by nature, remains unwelcoming and rude toward humans, Yamame has been noted to be a youkai who "can be reasoned with," as well as one who would never inflict herself or her powers upon someone without that someone firstly giving her a good (or bad, really) reason.
Hanging around Satori on its own would considerably lower Yamame's standing among the Former Hell's denizens in the first place, and our spider girl is nothing if not the soul of every party she happily attends.
>>17395967
You're saying that I got a chance marrying this cute spider?
>>17396059
Only if you manage to find and impress her. Any plans?
>>17396070
I can shoot a lot of webs.
>>17396070
I'm just going to straight up ask her to marry me the first time I meet her. Girls like bold men.
>>17396080
How do you do that?!
>>17396080
I bet I can shoot my web further than you
[Spiderman theme song]
The street of Gotham is under Yamame's watchful protection.
>>17397563
W-we can see your underwear, Yamame!
https://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Symposium_of_Post-mysticism/Yamame_Kurodani
Everyone she touches die a slow lingering death. RIP Parsee.
>The bathroom in my house is frequented by spiders. I don't like spiders. During the days when they appear, I'll be taking a shower in fear and hoping they will not come near.
>One day, when I went for a bath like usual, a spider intruded. I became frightened. And when I was frightened, I started to think. Something like... if only this spider was Yamame-chan. For just a little moment. For one moment with this spider as Yamame-chan. Come on, visualize it. Think it so that both I and Yamame-chan are alone in the small bathroom. And then, after intruding into the bathroom all the sudden, she was staring as my naked body when I was having a shower.
>With that thought in mind, I felt a slight mysterious enhancement. Once I calmed down, I looked at the spider with my heart's eye.
Yamame make my heart go doki doki
>>17407191
Heightened heart rate
And she's to blame
Yamame deserves
Her bad name
>>17407275
The things that I would do to her body is so shameful that it would put Underworld's name to shame for 10 generations.
Handful of spiders.
What's the deal with her being drawn with eight boobs? I'm pretty sure spiders don't have boobs at all.
>>17408844
What? Where did you find that? Gelbooru?
>>17409035
pixiv
spiders get drunk on coffee
make of that info what you will
>>17409268
I drink coffee every day. If Yamame tongue-kissed me, would she get intoxicated?
>>17409380
I think it would be more harmful for you since spiders secrete digestive fluids from their mouth and then sip the meat glop of their prey.
>>17409434
Yamame can sip my glop, if you know what I mean.
>>17409380
Tell me about Yamame. Why is she so thicc?
>>17409505
Yamame loves to kiss and kisses a lot of men. See: >>17409434
>>17409541
Yamame is a good girl who sleep with one man all her life.
>>17409881
Or his life, anyway.
So, it turns out there are two Yamame doujins by Hakika that have never been scanned. And are out of print. And are unavailable in digital.
I get it, doujin culture, but for fuck's sake, I've half a mind of writing to that bastard and asking him to put up digital versions OR ELSE.
>>17399433
No Yamame! Do not RIP the Parsee!
Cave Alice>Spider Alice
>>17412060
Parsee is only for bullying
>>17412060
Very rude. They have names.
>>17411996
P doesn't look very happy.
>>17399433
Yamame is a good girl. A good, good girl.
>Her power makes everyone she meets hate her. However, she herself wouldn't inflict disease on someone without reason. She's a bright, fun-loving youkai if you get to know her, so she's popular among the youkai that live underground.
Even Akyuu, who is a fear monger by necessity, admits it.
>The nature of her personality is uncertain, but according to humans who returned safely, she's a youkai who can be reasoned with.
>>17413266
I can't find this anywhere on her wiki nor her Symposium of Post-mysticism. Which sources are you citing?
>>17413314
Symposium and her SA profile.
>>17413327
Her SA profile on her Wiki, right?
>>17413266
>she's a youkai who can be reasoned with.
Reasoned to have sex, I assume?
>>17413337
Her translated characters.txt profile from SA, yes.
>>17413347
Sorry! Only kissing is allowed. So don't even try!
>>17413425
I want that white ass in my life
>>17413414
Got it, thanks.
I want Yamame to give me a big soapy paizuri and then get discovered by Parsee who gets super flustered and jelly.
>>17414685
>a big soapy paizuri
What kind? Classic or perpendicular? Sitting, lying or standing? Come inside or outside? You need to be more specific to stimulate Yamame's imagination!
>>17414675
Damn, that pic really makes me feel that I'm unworthy for her.
>>17414721
>>17413425
If you find yourself in a drowning situation, remember to hold on Yamame's boobs because soft objects float on water.
>>17414980
Yamame is everyone's friend! A bright and fun-loving girl!
"Yamame!"
"W-what?"
*slips an engagement ring*
"You're my wife now."
"Eeeeeehhhh!?"
>>17415146
>Yamame is everyone's friend!
Diseases aren't people, and neither are buckets.
>>17415697
See >>17413266
>>17397563
Spot the things wrong in this post, win only a piece of self respect.
Come on. She's waiting.
I would do anything to make her happy. If killing Anon would make her happy, I would do it without second thought.
>>17416396
I love Yamame so much that I want to tease her heart by NOT giving her the daily kisses!
>>17417685
>>17418133
Kiss the Yamame
Hug the Yamame
Love the Yamame
>>17418489
Shoe the youkai
Spray the youkai
Bury the youkai in diatomaceous earth
>>17418529
There's one for spiders? I don't know about you guys but spiders were never really a problem where I live. Yes, we do have them, but their numbers are so small that it's easy to ignore.
>>17416995
Christ, Efukei's Yamame is so soft and fluffy looking. I just want to sit her on my lap and nuzzle her for hours. For hours!
>>17418646
I want the opposite. I want her to sit on my face for hours! FOR HOURS!
Girls wearing black color panties = Slut
>>17421540
Are you sure about that?
>>17421586
I take that back. Everything that Yamame wear, no matter how pure, she still looks like a slut.
>>17421617
The cutest slut!
>>17421648
Better watch your back. Or else she'll steal all your sperms up to the very last drop. She'll really do.
>>17421729
And afterwards she'll make you hug and pet her! For hours!
>>17421648
>slut
Only for her Anon
>>17415666
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH?!
>>17421839
I will make her happy without a doubt
Yamame spread her legs for no one but me
>>17389271
>Find a flaw
She's not sitting on me.