IT'S MOTHERFUCKING MONONOBE NO FUTO

>>17333172
Surely she won't get bopped.

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UGHHHHHH

She really is the annoying mascot character of the series

>>17333250
She isn't even on the game's covers, let alone the icon for the .exe

You're thinking of Marisa da-ze~

>>17333172
Why do people like her anyway? All I see these days in any public touhou picture, she's in it. Like who the fuck is this bitch anyway?

>>17335706
shes a dork

>>17333172
Is that supposed to be the AVGN or a common person?

>>17341781
I wanna have babies with that dork!

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>>17341915
Yeah it's AVGN. He has a decent Japanese fanbase

>>17335706
She's an incredibly wise immortal sage.

How would your ideal date with futo go?
Hard mode: No sex until the end
Lunatic: You have to speak in thees and thous etc.

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>>17342315
*pick up futo*
Where art thou, Futo? It's been 30 fucking minutes.
*fast forward RP*
Aishiteru thee, Futo-san.
*kissing RP*
fuck like rabbits, the end.

>>17342330
>not burning down buddhist temples after a scenic boat ride
okay

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>>17342342
It's a date, not a daily routine.

>>17341938
No you don't.

What a shitload of fuck.

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She make the funny face.

>>17342315
Ideal my plan of a date with Futo is.

Firstly we fire to a Boddhist temple set.

Secondly on many a factor depends.

>>17342589
To late I already came inside that dork!

>>17333172
If we relate the original joke with Futo, it means that Futo's a great character but she's stuck in a shit game.

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>>17333172

>>17333245
The nerd needs to stop bullying her!!

>>17345245
No, because he's the fuckin' nerd

Reimu as James
Marisa as Mike
Alice as Bootsy

>>17345632
Reimu and Marisa Mondays, where they play vidya and insult the girls.

>>17345632
Will Reimu kill her friends and put the blame on the phone?

>>17344026
That's true though, TD was garbage

What if AVGN was spirited away into gensokyo? He starts at the Scarlet Devil Mansion with his power glove and zapper.

>>17346080
WHAT ARE THEY THINKING?

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>>17345657
Marisa sux at vidya.

>>17346080
SCARLETT SISTERS MORE LIKE SCARLETT SHIT
I MEAN LOOK AT THOSE WINGS
THEY'RE FUCKING RIDICULOUS

>>17346080
Castlevania comparisons, ahoy.

THIS SHIT IS WORSE THAN SIMON'S QUEST!

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>>17335706
Because of her massive boat

>>17346094
Touch the dustballs you die, touch the fairies you die, touch the dots you die

>>17346190
You don't die from touching the dustballs.

>>17346190
*Touch the maid, you die.

>>17346080
>A descendant of Vlad Tepes whose gatekeeper is a Chinese person who eats humans? Who came up with this shit? Fred Fuchs?

I'm amazed by how much Japanese people like AVGN.

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>>17346200

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I just shot down a fairy by saying fuck!

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>>17341915
Nips love AVGN and the NC.

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I guess I will watch some Nerd thanks to this thread.

I fucking hate you guys.

>>17346080
>What the fuck, how am I supposed to dodge that?
>Listen to that fucking music, too bad there's more bullets on the screen then there are fucking notes in the song! Who thought this was a good idea? What were they thinking?!

So this game gives you several lives and continues, which is already better than most of the shit I review, but guess what, if you continue once then you don't get to see the good ending. What the fuck is the point of continuing then? "Oh yeah, I want to see the bad ending" Who the fuck wants that? Just put a message after you continue: "Hey dumb fucker, this shit you're doing now is useless, you're better off getting your ass back to the beginning of the game". Piece of shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9aII55qNPU

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>>17346089

dumb /v/ thread disguised as a touhou thread.

>>17348282
The Nerd is /jp/ culture now

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>>17348282
>>17349765

At least his complaints will be more reasonable and funnier than Irate Gamer's.

>>17349848
He could review the PC-98 games, they're retro enough, yeah?

>>17347354

Disgusting.

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>>17335706
You clearly don't understand

>>17345632
BROWN CIRNOS

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>>17342684
But can she funny scream?

/jp/ is better at being /v/ than /v/ itself

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>>17349872
So they told me to take a look at these Touhou games. Now, you guys know I love Godzilla so anything Toho is good in my eyes. The problem is that the first ones were released on PC-98. PC-98? The fuck is that? You mean Windows 98? Because I may like retro stuff but not even I am that old-fashioned.

But no, it turns out the PC-98 is a personal computer made in Japan, that also played games on floppy disks, sort of like the Commodore 64 in America. Well, that's real fucking nice, now I gotta buy some Japanese computer from the 80s to play this shit, because it's the only platform they were released in. These guys could learn a couple things from Doom, I can play that motherfucker on a fucking calculator!

>>17351578
but /jp/ is only doing it ironically, so it's fine

>>17351689
Believable

>>17348084
If it weren't for the intro slide, I would have believed it was real.

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I could never get over this.

The Nerd and Critic in a Touhou doujin.

>>17355880
Good. That means the japanese are not so hermetically shut like before.

>>17355880
Where did people take that nips dont watch west stuff?

>>17356018
Projection from weebs who don't watch western stuff?

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Llets get back on topic.

this is a good thread to wake up to

AVGN playing LoLK.

We can only imagine.

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Her legs in HM drive me nuts.

>>17346090
Marisa is pretty good actually

Honestly I'd rather have an AVGN thread than a Futo thread

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>>17374942
Imagine her wrapping those playfully around you, calling you a cheeky, cheeky one, after you let slip an awkward compliment.

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I want to suck Mononobe no Futo's legs!