This thread is for all Hello! Project groups and soloists, old and new.
モーニング娘。'17『BRAND NEW MORNING』(Morning Musume。'17[BRAND NEW MORNING])
https://youtu.be/2Z-3jHbbcZU
モーニング娘。'17『ジェラシー ジェラシー』(Morning Musume。'17[Jealousy Jealousy])
https://youtu.be/XdV88f-OxCA
モーニング娘。'17『モーニングみそ汁』(Morning Musume。'17[Morning Miso Soup])
https://youtu.be/51FbTQ1DUWM
アンジュルム『ナミダイロノケツイ』(ANGERME[Tear-Colored Decision])
https://youtu.be/fiV6VoZwPvU
アンジュルム『愛さえあればなんにもいらない』(ANGERME[I don’t need anything but love.])
https://youtu.be/bbDcPZeb7pY
アンジュルム『魔女っ子メグちゃん』(ANGERME[Meg The Little Witch])
https://youtu.be/Ofw6MQVvgOg
Juice=Juice『地団駄ダンス』(Juice=Juice[Jidanda Dance])
https://youtu.be/HBFvJZR7yKQ
Juice=Juice『Feel!感じるよ』(Juice=Juice[Feel ! I feel])
https://youtu.be/GScVBPWGYBc
カントリー・ガールズ『ピーナッツバタージェリーラブ』(Country Girls[Peanut Butter Jelly Love])
https://youtu.be/5k9cmZLKdaQ
カントリー・ガールズ『Good Boy Bad Girl』(Country Girls[Good Boy Bad Girl])
https://youtu.be/yyzhzjKAgEs
こぶしファクトリー『エエジャナイカ ニンジャナイカ』(Magnolia Factory[Eejanaika Ninjanaika])
https://youtu.be/aqmnY2L_sSk
こぶしファクトリー『シャララ!やれるはずさ』(Magnolia Factory[Sha la la! we can do this!])
https://youtu.be/NxKG38lPzUQ
つばきファクトリー『就活センセーション』(Camellia Factory[Job hunting sensation])
https://youtu.be/zLpHLcsSIik
つばき新曲MV、森戸インタビュー、研修生橋迫、料理、船木ヘアアレンジ、Q&A MC:浜浦彩乃、笠原桃奈【ハロ!ステ#227】
https://youtu.be/pdoRH5FMfW4
アプカミ#74 モ娘。20周年企画、モ'17、嗣永桃子、中澤裕子、因幡晃、チャオベラライブほか MC:諸塚香奈実(チャオ ベッラ チンクエッティ)、山木梨沙(カントリー・ガールズ)
https://youtu.be/OX6e4mWEb1Q
The Girls Live 【Episode 175】
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5t4lgz
Previous thread: >>17288055
>>17316900
I'm starting to dig Maria's perky boobs. Like I want to chew those Makino's mochis.
>>17316900
Fukumura's PB just got BTFO by one of her underlings.
https://www.amazon.co.jp/gp/bestsellers/books/500592/ref=zg_b_bs_500592_1
>>17316992
Fuku it literally one of the worst MM ever
>>17316702
The only groups that haven't been newsystem'd, you bet I like them more now.
>>17316992
Maria's went on pre-order today. So of course it's high up.
>>17316992
what did you expect maria is jailbait heaven
>>17317350
I'm dry heaving.
>>17317368
Homo
>>17316992
Funaki's PB doesn't have a chance to be on the top selling list.
Wat do?
Let's see some cute Ayacho.
>>17317605
>fake splits & leap frog
Remember when this was the extent of H!P flexibility?
>>17317953
Now we even get Ikuta and Ayumi doing cartwheels EVERY tour!!
>>17317570
Burry my face between her legs and take a deep breath.
>>17317953
It was mostly the extent of outfits functionality imo.
>>17317953
https://youtu.be/QOgXlOAoQRM?t=186
https://youtu.be/E0O19gNqn20?t=129
https://youtu.be/EN7X4GfEIH0?t=282
>>17317570
Put her in contact with Miyabi. She needs tips on how to disguise a huge face.
>>17318246
Good on that one member, but I don't really consider TtC to be H!P. They didn't eve last 2 years.
>>17317953
That's nothing. Do you remember utaban?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZzrclfQmoE
Such an unfortunate fate for a creature too good for this world.
>>17318366
Sure.What am I suppose to be remembering?
>>17318457
>a creature too good for this world
A boring toadstool?
>>17318539
REALLY SQUEEZING THEM TOGETHER LOL UTABAN!!
>>17318355
>>17318355
It was a weird group. An Olympian, a married mother, a Korean and I guess Inaba wasn't too strange. But they are notable in other ways too. It's Matsuko Deluxe's (>>17315373) preferred group, were a part of the first H!P shuffle units, Shinoda helps train H!P's like Ikuta to do acrobatics, Inaba stuck around for years doing MCs and from what I heard, now works behind the scenes as staff for Upfront's fanclubs. So even though the group itself wasn't around for long it does have an impact on H!P even now. Legacy is an interesting part of H!P and sometimes shit that happened years ago can pop up in interesting ways. Like giving J=J one of their best songs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02K6XEMCQ2Q
>>17318457
At least the crabs and Mai are safe.
Poor Dorito.
>>17318583
>Matsuko Deluxe's (>>17315373 →) preferred group
He said the same about MM, then Berryz...
>>17317605
>>17318612
>Matsuko Deluxe and MM
>>17318606
>At least Mai is safe
but at what cost?
>>17318616
>>17318583
Calling the 1st h!p panda a Korean.
Terrible.
>>17318886
Fuck you're right, sorry. Forgot where she came from. Should've remembered the naming thing.
>>17317605
>>17319058
Awe poor Haga.
>>17319058
They made haga cut her hair for chiichan
>>17319330
What does the country meme have to do with her getting her hair cut?
>>17319341
Their hairstyles were too similar
>>17319330
Wahh, She sacrificed her hair for that bitch?
>>17319351
Well Chiichan is way better and one of them needed to cut their hair so that's how the decision was made
>>17319330
Good. Chiichan looks cuter with that hairstyle.
>>17319358
Very untrue.
>>17319358
They should have made Dorito the new boy pussy and newsystem'd Kaga to JJ.
>>17319330
Man, Dorito is more MM than Ikubo.
>>17319841
Why post this?
>>17319330
>>17319351
>>17319841
Completely shit.
>>17319845
Is there anything H!P related that you don't think is shit?
>>17320136
>>17320169
Ahh, I see.
Happy Bastille Day!
http://www.bilibili.com/video/av11237267
For you.
>>17320340
Everyone trying to remember who the older lady in the webm is.
>>17316613
she's coming back so don't get too excited now dumb airi fan
- Daisuki STYLE
http://www.helloshop.info/goods/20170713_103903.html
Momusu finally has a new ace.
>>17320680
Masaki looks mildly happy... Will Chiquito take her slot?
>>17320765
Masaki needs a pearl necklace
>>17320765
I'd hate to see Maachan go but Chii-chan would be the only suitable person to fill in her center spot. But let's be real both of them are completely waste in this group or H!P in general. They should just switch to an agency that's actually good. Like WACK.
>>17320876
This is bait, right?
>>17320906
Yes. Just ignore him.
>>17320906
Honestly it isn't, it's my true opinion. I really only follow H!P because some of the girls are really talented and of course hot. Other than that H!P has nothing to offer in my opinion.
>>17320958
So it really is bait. I'm relived.
>>17320958
Then stop shitposting and go back to H!O.
>>17320968
If that is the definition of bait then it is I guess. I always understood bait as a purposely placed comment by a troll. If you think my opinion is so unrealistic that it counts as that, be my guest. But maybe take a look at all the girls who quit early and you might notice a pattern.
:P
>>17321015
Yes, thinking Masaki is talented or even sexually attractive is an opinion so idiotic it can only be meant to be posted as a joke.
>>17321059
As always, J=J got fucked.
>>17320876
When I said "take her slot" I meant while she's still around.
Heres Nuntun, Tomo's fat cat.
>>17321069
Nah , they got fucked in the ass before with the shitty live house tours where they had to perform 5 times a week, twice a day but now new management is actually looking after them. Just look at the banner, its not half assed.
アプカミ#75 モ娘。20周年企画、チャオMV、嗣永、つばき、ラベンダーライブ、配信:飯窪&金澤ほか MC:橋本愛奈(チャオベラ)、室田瑞希(アンジュ)
https://youtu.be/WBe4YWRvKe0
maachan is the best thing H!P has going for it.
Her personality is wasted in a agency that won't utilize it.
>>17321188
But there's Kudo and Riho!!!!!!!!!!!
>>17321164
Big sis and lil sis as MCs!
>>17321188
>>17284931
Yurushite Nyan!
Mizuki & Ayumi pretending to look jelly when they are actually legit jellyof Maria's PB success
Happy 25th birthday Koharu!
>>17321589
On the chopping block with Risako
>>17321645
>Rikako
>Murotan
>Funaki
>Moe
>Momona
>Karin part 2
Jesus, they could be one of the best idol group out there if their music and video aren't wubz wubz bullshiy.
>>17321828
Just need to get rid of the rest of 2nd gen
kyapkyap
>>17321645
cutes
I can't stand MM because it's always a Leader clit sucking fest, even when they don't deserve it.
>>17321645
Angerme filled with real idols:
Rikako: good performer, teen model,
Funya: good performer, painfully cute, entertaining talker
Ayano: experienced idol
Murotan: good idol overall
Meanwhile in the flagship:
Miki: le english, meh performer, boring af
Oharu: le ski, boring, below average performer
Akane: cute but boring, okay performer
Kaede: jesus fucking christ is she even deserved to be there?
Yokoyama: cute but inexperienced
>>17322073
While I agree, you can go fuck yourself with your shitty jungle Asian meme.
>>17322067
>a Leader clit sucking fest
The mental image I got... Make it real pls.
>>17322073
So many memes packed into one post...
oldfags of /jp/, was Koharu warmy welcomed by fans upon her arrival? was she super popular throughout her career in MM?
>>17322233
Pretty sure everyone hated her but she was "popular" because of the kid stuff she did
>>17322237
>le kids meme
>>17322260
Great argument
>>17322233
Yes, she was. Balalaika outsold anything MM released in that year.
>>17322233
I loved her in Oha Sta.
>>17321188
>Maria
>Koharu
Who do you hate the most?
>>17322442
Unkoharu
>>17322309
maachan <3
>>17322442
Maria
>>17321645
Fucking finally.
>>17320340
Kumai could still have my children
>>17320421
Didn't you say the same thing about Manaka?
>>17322442
At least I know who is Koharu, Maria is just a name on a list.
>>17322442
Dorito
I don't get the Maria hate. Yeah her "I'm an idol that loves baseball!" gimmick is lame, but other than that she seems like a sweet girl with even sweeter tits.
>>17323042
If a cute girl gets hated on it's probably either:
1. A woman who's jealous of cute girls
2. A guy with shit taste upset that his idol gets BTFO by her all the time
>>17323042
>seems
That's the problem. She only seems that way in her heavily edited gravure pictures.
>>17323042
She's not a sweet girl, you can tell her fantasy is to get gangraped by a group of blacks.
>>17323053
>>17323070
#1 and #2
>>17321928
Fluent English!
>>17323072
Anon is talking about japan, moron.
>>17323089
Those two posts were obviously made by #1 and #2 as detailed in
>>17323051
Try to keep up, Poland.
>>17323042
>I don't get the Maria hate.
I'm just 100% indifferent. She's good or bad at nothing, she's neither pretty nor ugly... she's just there.
I hate to say it but Rinapu is a better idol.
>>17323119
>rinapu better than anyone
Now this is quality shitposting
>>17323097
So what? It doesn't explain why she also gets called a shit uggo on 2ch.
>>17323125
Everyone girl gets called ugly on 2ch
>>17323119
>I hate to say it but Rinapu is a better idol.
do just like rooting for the lowest of the low idols?
>>17323124
Believe me, I wish it was shitposting.
Best MM
>>17323197
At least she's noticeable.
>Maria-fag and Rina-fag arguing about who is less of a shit idol
>>17323220
Do you really need this attention so much that you have to do this?
>>17323220
She's noticeably shit.
>>17323220
and Maria isn't? I'm not a big fan of hers but it's clear that H!P are pushing her to the front. Unlike Rinapu who should just leave.
At least we can all agree that the biggest shit is Momo.
>>17323276
That's what I'm saying, she's noticeable for something.
>>17323287
>being pushed
Off topic, I'm talking about natural features, good or bad.
>>17323212
She's the Rina of MM.
>>17323335
Absolutely worthless
>>17322442
>hating on the girls
Women and homosexuals of the nu-/h!p/
>>17323360
>bad idols should be praised as much as good idols
>>17323321
>Off topic, I'm talking about natural features, good or bad.
Fair enough. But this is still not a world where Rinapu is above Maria.
Maria is a solid MM member, one of the best they have going right now (with a weak line-up). Rina is inarguably the worst Angerme member.
>>17323384
Besides appearing in gravure magazines once every 3 months Maria is no different than Rina. She's far from being one of the best.
>>17323400
Then who's the best?
>>17323360
be nice to the poor H!Ps
>>17323400
Stop lying to yourself anon, not saying Maria is one of the best or even good, but Rina might literally be at the bottom right under Ikuta and Sayuki.
>>17321164
That song is a hell of a lot more interesting then ReiRei's song was.
>>17323429
And I didn't disagree with you about Rina being shit.
But now you are the one lying to himself.
Ikuta is the only MM appearing on TV regularly.
And Sayuki, despite her monkey face, is J=J main singer.
>>17323465
>ikuta on tv regularly
lol
>>17323400
>once every 3 months
You clearly have not been paying attention.
2017.02.09 UTB+ vol.36 [back cover] (with Kudo Haruka)
2017.03.01 Kouhou Nishio No.1417 [cover]
2017.03.01 LOVE berry vol.6 [cover]
2017.03.08 Weekly Shounen Sunday No.15 [cover] (with Ogata Haruna)
2017.03.06 Young Magazine No.14 [cover]
2017.04.28 LOVE berry vol.7
2017.05.11 Weekly Shounen Champion 2017 Issue 24 [cover]
2017.05.23 UTB vol.255
2017.05.29 Young Magazine No.26 [cover]
2017.06.09 UTB+ vol.38 (with Oda Sakura, Kaga Kaede, Yokoyama Reina)
2017.06.30 LOVE berry vol.8
2017.07.20 Weekly Shounen Champion No.34 [cover]
>>17323465
Ikuta appears on tv regularly and Sayuki can sing!
This doesn't make them anymore interesting or better looking. The only reason I put them above Rina is because atleast they've had pbs or dvds.
>>17323494
It's just ikuta-fag mad that his garbage idol gets BTFO constantly and the new girls have done way more for the group than she's ever done
>>17323499
>>17323500
What the fuck is wrong with you
>>17323503
Hit the nail on the head, huh?
>>17323499
>Ikuta appears on tv regularly and Sayuki can sing!
Is what I meant to do.
>>17323465
>regularly
You mean when she was on PuSSuma on 2016.11.04+11 and this Friday? Oh please...
By that measure Sato Masaki also is a regular on BananaZero Music (2016.11.20 and last week).
>>17323494
The only one that matter are the bikini ones.
>>17323499
So it's about you not liking them? What a surprise.
>>17323521
>So it's about you not liking them? What a surprise.
So you honestly find something interesting about those three?
>>17323594
I don't. And neither do I Maria. She's just as shit.
>>17323605
Well Maria isn't good but what makes her better than the other three is that unlike them, she is underaged and has sex appeal.
>>17323465
To be fair three/four MM girls have tv shows they're attached to. Mostly just small local shows though. Nothing very big. Ishida has Ara Ara Kashiko (monthly). Nonaka has Shizioka Hatsu Soko Shiri (only semi-regular, once every few months). Ogata has Hello Athlete Megami(biweekly?). Morito has Tochigi Hatsu Tabizuki (once every few weeks?).
https://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/あらあらかしこ
https://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/静岡発そこ知り
http://ex-sports-tv.com/program/1211.html
http://www.tochigi-tv.jp/program/?id=6
>>17323260
>>17323705
>>17323705
She should lose a few pounds
>>17323711
>>17323713
From her face
>>17323715
>>17323711
I understand those tops, but if the girl is top heavy to begin with they should just let them hang. There's nothing wrong with a little sag.
>>17323705
>>17323711
>>17323715
>>17323719
Fuku's kinda underrated...
>>17323775
More like overrated
>>17323812
>>17323816
I've been playing guitar since about 15, but I'm still pretty sure Marin could outplay me. She's great.
>>17323892
So for about a year? Nice blog entry but you're not encouraged to share fun facts about yourself here.
>>17323937
15+15. Fuck off, I've been here from the start and I've never been a blogging faggot.
>>17323974
>maki-fag
>avatar
>blogging
Time to leave with your butt buddy nutsack
>>17316900
When is she getting her second pb?
>>17323705
>>17323711
That's the bikini which Riko wore... it's like their body are touching then?
>>17323816
>>17323812
I feel that I would get along with Marin
>>17324007
When she stops being black
>>17323977
Maybe, but no. I've been here from the start and I'm not gonna leave now.
Ngutsackk has been gone for years.
>>17324018
As long as there's a golden memer here I won't believe you
>>17324016
She can't be black, she's cute.at times
>>17324028
With tons of make up and things that correct her eye lids
>>17324028
Wedding ring
>>17324196
I hope she did her le magic trick
My heart :)
>>17324229
How new could you be?
>>17324229
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>>17324240
>hello-online
>>17324246
Upset I let someone in on your secret club?
If you were a cute little Japanese girl which H!P group would you choose to join?
>>17324303
Angerme, Kobushi factory, or non-NEW SYSTEM'd Country Girls
>>17324187
>>17324192
>>17324204
>promise ring
Already betrothed to Takui Nakajima, which is why the company isn't making a big stink about it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Axg_Lq-gJk
Before the sluttiness.
>>17324339
back when hpkids were good
:~
>>17324345
Kids were good start to finish
>>17324351
>>17324389
I'm glad you agree
Zukki>>>Ikuta>Sayuki>Rina
>>17324446
Uploaded to knowyourmeme
Rio
1: The Curtain Rises, C-ute. 2: Otona no Jijou, NEXT YOU. 3: Suki yo, Junjou Hankouki, S/mileage. 4: Please Miniskirt Postwoman!, S/mileage. 5: 1 Kara 10 Made Aishitehoshii, Morning Musume. 6: Kimagure Princess, Morning Musume. 7: Massara Blue Jeans, C-ute. 8: The Bigaku, Matsuura Aya. 9: This is Unmei, Melon Kinenbi. 10: Love Machine, Morning Musume.
Riko
1: Shots (Lil Jon RE-EDIT), LMFAO. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgWUaX-_WfI
2: One Last Time, Ariana Grande. 3: GDFR, Flo Rida. 4: Tik Tok, Ke$ha. 5: Pa, Nishino Kana. 6: Tomorrow, Annie. 7: FANTASIC BABY, BIGBANG. 8: Beauty and the Beast, Nishijima Takahiro & Uno Misako. 9: Just You and I, Amuro Namie. 10: We Found Love, Rihanna.
My little Riko can't be this crunk. What a girl.
>>17324339
She was never a slut.
>>17324459
It's truthful statement.
>>17324518
>Its a truthful statement.
>>17324507
Is Riko the best idol ever?
Why'd you have to do it?
>>17324566
>>17316900
i liked maria makino before it was popular to do so. i remember a year ago people were saying she was ugly when i was posting her.
>>17324303
memes=memes
>>17324566
>>17324570
>idol leaves
>people pretend to have loved her
Like pottery
>>17324585
Congrats you gained some street cred on an anonymous board.
>>17324585
Its still not popular we're one of a kind.
>>17324595
Rio grew on me late last year.
>>17324615
Good one, an idol with no outstanding qualities besides being a leaver and now you love her.
>>17324566
rip
>>17324658
She was literally fired because she was too lazy and didn't give a shit. Terrible idol attitude.
>>17324656
Everyone has a personal preference, just like you guys I didn't enjoy her at first, but she just grew on me.
>>17323713
How would you rate Angerme members' vaginal looseness?
>>17324507
Rio: generic rehearsed taste
Riko: quite bad taste
>>17324766
Riko's taste is exciting to say the least. At least she didn't meme it up like most other idols.
>>17324687
How did her legs become shorter?
>>17324609
Where are you getting these tiny Chink pictures?
>>17324770
She gets points for honesty, then immediately loses them for being a nigger lover.
>>17324782
I see it more as like she's interested in the monkey that the organ grinder has with him.
How many babies has Manaka given birth to by now?
>>17324566
>>17324570
I always have a thing for Rio. She's not Uemuura or Ayacho kind of pretty like it's not that she attractive but my heart grows active when I see face and mannerism.
It's so nostalgic like my first love when I was still a middle schooler.
Rio, I love you.
An entire day of energetic memeing, shitposting, and petty squabbling. I'm proud of you guys.
>>17324822
You should write green text stories that convey that special time and post them here.
:3
>>17324721
>>17324721
Loose:
1. Ayacho
2. Rinapuu
Medium Loose:
1. Kana
2. Murotan
3. Ayano
Tight:
1. Take
2. Rikako
3. Moe
Ultra Tight:
1. Funachan
2. Momona
>>17324822
Uploaded to knowyourmeme
>>17324850
>take
>tight
LOL
>>17324850
Take is my Tuesday night slam piggy :3
>>17324843
Reina waiting for me to marry her
>>17324773
>>17324773
the high heel shoes make the legs look longer
>>17324850
What about her?
>>17324878
gaping
>>17324868
Girl who excercises has a tighter vagina.
>>17324871
What do you mean "Tuesday Night Slam Piggy? Sounds fun and sexy
>>17324878
Tight because she only do blowbang and bukkake with her handsome co-workers.
>>17324888
It's funny you think that fat ugly bitch exercises
>>17321645
dab queens
>>17324878
needs those thighs kissed ;3
There's literally 0 downsides to being a little Japanese whore.
>>17324687
Does AKB have ugly girls as leaders?
>>17324967
you're ugly
>>17324972
I'm rubber your glue
>>17324967
See's cute...sometimes
Fucking hellTf is this bullshit?
Finally UF got the hint about people wnating more ass shots.
>>17325007
Funa needs a throat
>>17325032
She mightvomita little bit is that okay?
>>17325018
>>17325041
Momo fags just got BTFO!
>>17324187
>>17324192
>>17324204
Indeed, that's suspicious.
>>17325007
>>17325032
>>17325036
Could you samefag a little less?
>>17325044
With that tiny ass? LOL. You B yourself TFO
>>17325049
Still having trouble with the anonymous board thing?
>>17325050
Well, it's BETTER than Momo's even if it isn't as big as a black woman's...
>>17325052
Every reply to any of your posts is always somewhere in between a minute and a minute and a half. Time your samefagging so it's a bit less obvious.
>>17325072
Yep, looks like someone who can't handle being so BTFO. Better luck next time, son.
>>17325087
BTFO about you being a vomit-fag? Having trouble with the anonymous board thing, eh?
>>17325032
>>17325036
Okay... okay... enough sexualizing Funa, bro! That's just not right! Let's fantasize someone else... like Karin for instance.
New Center
>"Onii-san~"
>>17325160
She can be the centeron my dick!
This is fucking surreal...
>>17325160
>>17325170
>>17325182
Huge heads
>>17325160
Welcome in MM, you're a slut now!
>>17325281
Well, I guess that's just Momochiism after all!
https://twitter.com/kanonfukuda/status/886195456782376960
Look who has been a productive lyricist
>>17325182
She's like 4x cuter when she doesn't show her weird teeth.
つばきファクトリー『笑って』(Camellia Factory[Smile])
https://youtu.be/EtlNSncRMjk
>>17325507
>Hirata
>DanceMan
>actual MV directors
Yet it still isn't working. They are going to shove another gen in by the end of the year.
>>17325417
that counts for pretty much every japanese girl ever
>>17325518
Hopefully they remember to put any cute girls in.
Ono needs company.
>>17325518
>bait
The things people do just for a (You).
>>17325548
Hey now, Mao is an even superior cutie. Watch her in the video that announces the shuffles with C-ute girls. She's superb.
>>17325567
They barely have 18.000 subs on YT. That's not even half as much as even Kobushi. There have been getting all the good stuff by UF and still fail to get any attention. You know it's the truth.
http://helloproject-newfaceaudition.com/
>>17325640
>and still fail to get any attention
thats cuz they dont have any good bait. kobushi has hama and rei. tsubaki needs ono to spread her legs for a magazine if they want some attention.
>>17325612
>Mao
You mean the Gollum looking one?
>>17325653
>>17325657
I just figured it out. You're the reason nobody good posts. Everyone hates you and it's as simple as that.
>>17325665
>implying i had that much power over people
lul
>>17325657
>Hama
She released a Odyssey PB and that was it.
>Rei
Who?
But that's the issue. Kobushi has nothing but at least some people are paying attention to them. Tsubaki though, is fucked.
>>17325665
>This reply only gets posted after somebody shat on Tsubaki.
I am starting to see patterns.
>>17325657
>Rei
Come on... Her look is a niche for weirdos like me, you can't attract the masses with her.
>>17325755
the tiniest Moe. So goddamn adorable holy shit.
>>17325689
>>17325730
hama is main target of tower records boss guy
rei is a model for various popular teenage magazines
case closed
best generation
>>17325822
>Hirose Ayaka
Should be Wada Sakurako.
>>17325507
>>17325812
So Rei appears on mags that are not aimed at her target audience.
And for being the "main target" the prez sure talks little about Hama. Which wouldn't matter anyway because only indie-fags care about tower records.
Pls stop talking out of your ass.
>>17326013
>not aimed at her target audience.
Please explain.
>>17326048
Maa-chan 2.0
>>17326055
Pls no insults.
>>17326055
2.0 as in she's a vast improvement over the old Maa-chan.
>>17326067
Just unintentionally same-fagged. Meant to reply to >>17326059
>>17326067
Any comparison to Masashit is an insult.
>_<
XD
>>17325755
>tfw Funya maybe will never perform any cutesy songs again
That's fucked up!
>>17326202
>tfw you fell for the Country Girls is dead meme
>>17326236
They all look very fresh and cute without Momo oneechan :3
I wish Moe would do my hair.
>>17325753
>>17325755
>>17325761
>tfw all CG are center now
It's actually the other groups that have been newsystem'd lol
>>17326130
>>17326137
Takagi Sayuk a cute, Karin the happiest mother in the world.
>>17326514
new members all get center for pictures and footage for some time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bujh5frCFsg
>>17326498
Cute little sis is still too scared to be in alone with her new group, so she brings her CG big sisters. Funa Chan is too cute!!!
ペロペロ
>>17326945
Doritochi is so fucking adorable.
The factories are mistakes.
>>17325756
Suddenly the best group in H!P...
>>17325756
A Taguchan !
>>17327797
Beautiful girlie.
>>17327797
>Chiichan joined too late for that meme campaign
Fuck this
>>17327797
that event was pathetic. i can imagine how the meeting backstage went.
>girls changing into cheer uniforms
>staff comes in
>hands each girl two pairs of socks
>confusion
>stuff your bras girls, all of you
>mfw staff thought nobody would notice
could have gotten them padded bras instead to make it look somewhat real.
>>17328000
Wanna call bullshit but then again it's trips so...
>>17325756
>rei tears because she knows they are fucked
if they wanna save this they gotta get rid of hirose and wada and replace them with a few nice kss loli
>>17328038
nica bait
>>17328000
Sad but true.
These pathetic attempts to make the girls look like western cows are disgusting.
>>17325753
kek
>>17325755
>Take's lazy ass arm
>>17325756
>Rena not there
Fucking finally.
>>17325761
>fingers and legs
Okay, what's the pose suppose to be here ladies? I would guess that Monkey, Ruru, and Karin are doing it right because of how little they usually stray from the choreography.
Another day of shitposting? I'm almost impressed.
underrated:
Iida Kaori
Sayaka Ichii
underrated:
young Hitomi's legs
>>17328190
>>17328228
Anyone remember Utaban?
>>17328252
when will we watch utaban together, friend?
>>17328256
Remember when yasuda had that little statue that was supposed to be her haha
>>17328268
yes I do
I've seen almost all subbed episodes of Utaban by now
Post Miya or Reina pls
>>17328317
>>17328323
wew cute little yanke
>>17328322
thx
>>17328323
In this picture, It looks like that mememan they post all over the board.
>>17326055
>comparing a cute creature to Maa-chan
Masaki was anything but cute when she was younger.
Look at this homely ass bitch.
>>17328426
I can't forgive Tsunku and his fetish for uggos
How is chiichan already way better than any other MM? You'd think it would take some time for her to get everything and be comfortable but she's BTFOing them
>>17328469
>How is chiichan already way better than any other MM?
CG was a pretty darn good idol incubator for her.
>>17328506
But already better than MM at their own stuff?
>>17328469
KEK
>>17328511
MM wasn't that great to begin with.
>>17328519
How is the main group allowed to be this lazy?
>>17326945
Chiichan is shorter than Ayumi?
>>17328469
Many girls in MM aren't that good at popping or body rolling dances. It was similar when 13 gen were put in. Like look at the two Haruna's in the very back here then compare to Kaga on the left.
>>17328469
>How is chiichan already way better than any other MM?
Momochiism.
Not even joking, MM are lazier and lazier as time passes, they forgot how to behave.
>>17326945
>cucked by commercials
Now that's funny.
But ti's probably the best thing that could have happened to them since they got more screen time.
>>17328469
New members are always going to be better at the dance since they got drilled on it most recently.
>>17328426
baby maa super kwaee <3
>>17328529
>>17328631
>New members are always going to be better at the dance since they got drilled on it most recently.
Now that's a shitty excuse. They rehearsed all together... Not to mention the others are expected to master the choreo. She just shows some motivation, I know, it's a shock.
MM needs an ass kicker for a leader, like Gordon Ramsay of the idol world or something
>>17328850
Nah, she's just a slut who's good at slutty dances.
>>17328426
Young Maa was pretty cute.
>>17328888
That's what came to mind to me also, she just likes male fans attention.
>>17328850
When it's a new dance yeah, they all get drilled hard the same day, but there's no drilling of the members who already learned the work weeks ago at the basic rehearsals. Just look at H!PS's episodes of Haga & Ogata learning new routines, Eripon and Ayumi are doing the same dance as Ogata but you don't see them there because they already learned it ages before.
>>17328839
>fucking dwarf
She looks so out of place.
>>17328920
Chiichan is what idols are supposed to look like, unlike the fat ugly manly others
dwarves are the best
>>17328928
wot m8?
>>17328469
Fucking hell, it should be MM which got new system!
>>17329139
Matsumoto has the correct reaction
>>17328469
Was Chisaki even in that jif?
>>17329392
First in line, blindo
>>17329398
Oh, I thought that was Masaki.
>>17325753
>>17329501
>>17329503
>>17329509
Momo must hate her.
>>17329511
>Her oshi must be proud of her.
>>17329501
That's one very well presented derrière right there.
>>17329662
>Her oshi
And Maria's oshi is actually Michishige, right?
>"Where do you think you're going, niichan??"
Fuku's PB had 0 hype...
>>17329776
Because her previous ones were very underwhelming.
>>17329681
Why wouldn't it be? Not everything the girls say is a lie or part of a fake character. Maybe you should loosen up and actually enjoy idols.
>>17329818
>Not everything the girls say is a lie or part of a fake character
You obviously don't know anything about idols.
>>17328620
I knew it was Otomomomochiism after all!
>>17329802
What were you guys expecting to see her nips or something?
>>17328469
momusu is the bottom of h!p in terms of quality, like even lower than kss. all they got going for them is nostalgia vibes from the golden days. it's like the spoiled kid of some rich parents who gets all the attention despite sucking. all the while the other ones are objectively better but rich momusu parents don't want to allow that.
also chisaki is one of the highest skilled girls in all of h!p next to masaki.
>>17330020
Best bait density in ages m8
>>17329818
Shes fake, her lovelyrin character is fake, her boobs are fake and her baseball memes are fake, her crying at every opportunity is fake, her kissing ass to senpais is fake. ALL FAKE!!! Good thing for her that there's idiots who can't see through it.
>>17330141
Murota's face is at least twice the size of even Take's. When is it going to stop growing?
>>17330145
Should have compared it to the jungle asian. She's also abnormally large for her age.
>>17330141
Aww did she piss in your cereal anon?
>>17330027
you don't seem to read here very often. the same shit was posted several times already this thread.
>>17330193
Wrong anon. I'm not part of that reply chain.
>>17330173
Nanami's older sister is so pretty.
>>17330173
>>17330264
She has nothing to do with H!P. Stop posting not-H!Ps.
>>17330283
It sounds like you could use some Momochiism.
>>17329733
Risa may be one of the most beautiful girls in current h!p
>>17330367
Who?
>>17330288
Okay I'll lighten up a little. She is sort of related to H!P after all.
>>17330483
Momochiism wins again!
>>17330483
>>17330490
>samefagging and impersonating
Go fuck yourself. She doesn't belong here.
>>17330386
Yet no one cares about objectively beautiful girl like Risa and Uemu because they are not a momusu.
>>17330621
I do. And I do sometimes post Uemuu when I believe Factory-fag to be asleep.
>>17330655
But do you ever post Risa? I think she's 100x cuter than Uemura but that's not the point. It's like there's a conspiracy by momusu fans to discourage us from posting pretty girls that aren't mm.
つばきファクトリー『ハナモヨウ』(Camellia Factory[The Flower Pattern])
https://youtu.be/_jAi4vCmFR8
>>17330707
Although I don't think it's some MM-only-fag shitposting this place up, it's a promise then. Let's post them more often.
>>17330707
>>17330730
I'm in
>>17330753
You never responded to the concerns people are having about Murota's face.
>Moe: Getta load of this cutie!
>>17330774
Moe needs to get put in a full anal nelson.
>>17330419
Hashimoto Aina. She's nicknamed "cowgirl" on here.
>>17330761
Yeah, whatever. Bigger face = more space for facial.
>>17330802
It might take 3 or 4 of us to cover the whole thing.
>>17330761
Nobody should pay attention to the concerns of Factory-fag. Specially not ones regarding girls' faces.
>>17330855
>>17330816
The Factories didn't even get any Momochiism...
>>17330855
>>17330859
Sad.
>>17330864
You don't fool anyone Momo/H!P/whole-world hater.
>>17331058
If you saw the (You)s I've been pulling today you wouldn't say that.
>>17331058
>Sad.
>You don't fool anyone Momo/H!P/whole-world hater.
Aren't you contradicting yourself a bit there?
>be a casual lurker
>people post girls I don't know / may not be active anymore
>remember why I am a casual lurker
>>17330793
>cowgirl
And why?
Taguchan must be really lonely. Getting rid of the two most noisiest loud members. Feels bad man.
>>17331175
Nobody has ever called her that and nobody wants to talk about their dicks right now.
Happy sweet 16th birthday Reirei!
Yana Chan is the happiest 15 year old girl in Japan right now!!
>>17331175
She got big tits.
>>17331240
Replace Tomoko with Yuka and you have the best girls from that group
>>17331137
If there's someone you don't know, you can usually find out with reverse image lookup. You can also just ask. Maybe half the time you'll be told to get out but if someone's in a good mood they'll say who it is and perhaps even explain a little about her.
>>17331281
mmmmmmmm
>>17331137
Don't let >>17331296 lure you in. Fuck off while you still can.
who linked us on some forum again?
>>17331489
cutie on the left
>>17331443
Where?
>>17331519
You can tell by the amount of posts and the quality
>>17331528
Should be just to your liking, Miya-fag.
Adorables
>>17331499
why are you talking as if you are akane?
Yuko Nakazawa's enka songs are underrated
>>17331308
>>17331312
Wow. Thanks.
>>17331590
babes
Summer festivaaaal
>>17332039
such a strong woman
she hosted Hello Morning so well
>>17331590
I wish Take will stop her tendency to dominate when Angerme shows up on variety and let RikaFuna or other new gen shine instead. I like her "made for fellatio" lips but it open too much! especially on that recent show with Iwao. For fuck sake, she was fucking annoying. I just want to shut her plump lips with my penis!
>>17332154
Indeed. She talked way too much for nothing, and worst of all she interrupted the others while having nothing to say. Poor performance.
Not sure if Musubu is skilled enough to make her shut her mouth, not to mention Angerme rarely goes in tv shows.
>>17332154
>>17332264
Take is literally the worst and thinks being loud and annoying and ugly makes you entertaining
>>17332321
Now that's what I call Momochiism!
>>17332366
>I have never watched Momo on varieties
It's okay we were all new once
>>17332110
juicy tits
What's something small you like about your favorite idol? I like her smile lines
>>17331240
She literally has new older sisters who take care of her from now on.
>>17331308
>>17331312
>>17331443
HUGE tits
>>17332819
Your little sister meme has completely lost it's charm. Maybe try something new for the new system?
>>17332882
If you put her nose and chin on Yoko would we get a normal looking girl?
>>17332819
Cute Nanami
>>17332563
Her small breasts.
>>17332929
Tiny breasts are kawaii, better than pretending to have large ones with lots of pads
>>17332929
Her small chin
What do you like about your favorite idols?
Enough already, Miya-fag.
They have a couple of cute girls in nu-MM. Hope they don't turn out to be huge sluts like their senpai.
>>17333123
What do you like about your favorite idols?
>>17333232
That their chins look normal unlike Miya's.
>>17333147
Somebody post the lovendor group pic with the kikkawa girl photoshopped in instead of reina
>>17333268
So you don't have anything about your idol that you like?
>complains about the quality posts
>proceeds to rectify the situation by shitpost spamming
Seems we neglected to remember who's blog this is.
>>17333337
Are you here to troll?
No, I don't have the same 'agenda' as you.
>>17333365
What's something small about your favorite idol that you like?
>>17333310
I can't find it so have this.
>>17333382
cute!
>>17333382
She had a hard life.
>>17333397
>had
>>17333397
please explain the Yaguchi bit
>>17333113
cuteness
>>17333424
Specifically with pictures
Anon should always pic related after all.
I like Maimi's big face
Jungle girls are cute
>>17333622
Now that there's been so much talk about Murota's big head that's all I can see.
>>17333407
I think it's a survey or something. "My first impression of Reina was that she was scary": 8/12 agree.
>>17333692
thank you!
>>17333449
I like her adonis belt. I don't like the obvious pushed to shit boobs.
Idols that have to realize they should leave.
Does bait-poster ever sleep?
Ship?
>>17333999
It's. Not. Only. One. Guy.
>>17334014
Fine. Do you "guys" ever sleep?
>>17333397
I honestly didn't know Reina was so distanced from the group. She seemed to me like one who actually helped the others who were kind of in the shadow like Aika. Poor girl who kept being strong and turned out to be really strong!
>>17334097
Here's someone who doesn't know what they're talking about
But what if this thread had REAL Momochiism?
Is there any current H!P that doesn't look...ordinary?
>>17334097
wtf i love Reina now
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