How would you go about winning the affections of Mokou?

>>17311849
Turn into Keine.

1) Become a princess.

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>>17311849
M-Mokou s-san! P-please be gentle towards m-me!!! I love your assertiveness a-and you a-are so s-s-s-strong!!!!!!

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>>17311849
Turn into a cute 2hu grill so I'm in her strike zone.

Beat her up

Rape her, it worked in that one nyuu doujin

Ask for paizuri

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>>17311964
But Mokou is canonically flat as a board.

>>17311977
You don't enjoy flatties desperately attempting to give you paizuri?

>>17311977
You dont enjoy a flatzuri?

>>17311849
Ambush her with a 2x4, rip her open and eat her liver, thus absorbing enough Hourai Elixir to be immortal like her. Then its just a matter of being the better companion into eternity than Kaguya-hime.

>>17311986
What if she imprisons you in a cement block forever as revenge

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>>17311980
>>17311984
It's called naizuri.

>>17311998
Rape Keine and turn her into your personal slut. At least you can turn Mokou into a cuck.

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>>17311986
im sure you'll have fun with eachother when singularity collapses and the concept of X vanishes into the void.

hatesex in the void? hatesex in the void.

>>17311998
I'll keep struggling against the cement block as there is nothing else to do. Everything in the universe will break down eventually except for me, her and Kaguya. I doubt eating her liver (which will grow back in no time at all)will be worse of an offense as what Kaguya has done to her.

>>17312019
aww yeah. I'm not a greedy guy either. There'll be space in the void for Kaguya.

>>17311849
Become Kaguya

>>17311849
Give her candy. Kids love candy.

>>17311977
>implying she doesn't band herself

>>17312128
who are you quoting?

>>17311849
Become her daddy, she had dad issues afterall.

>>17312128
Post Mokou free from her Sarashi

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>>17312212
Here she is.

>>17312224
very nice

>>17311849
This gif is shockingly badass.

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>>17313619
It's Mokou so obviously it's badass.

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I love pretty much everything about Mokou, especially how handsome she is.

I think I could do act the princess role pretty good and get her affection if I was cute enough.

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Mokou can be a cute princess too.

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>>17315049
I want her to Billy Herrington me after getting sweaty.

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>>17315106
What exactly does that entail?

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>>17315136
Something along the lines of Mokou telling me to "TAKE IT BOY" after pinning me down, it sounds extremely hot.

>>17311849
>>17311851
this, become Keine. Only then can you soften her enough to gain affection.

>>17311986
>>17312053
I really respect your ingenuity and commitment but I don't think it works that way.

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>>17315145
Gay sex with Mokou must be the best.

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>>17315169
Will she show me?

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>>17315187
Only if you go about winning her affections.

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>>17315248
I'll first attempt to beat her in a non-spellcard physical fight. If it doesn't work, ill get on the ground and lick her feet and act like her slave. I would already win her affection if I won in the said fight and we would become close friends and then my naizuri slave, dudes.

>>17311849
You don't because she is a bitch and Kaguya is cuter anyway.

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>>17315277
I'd rather be her slave.

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What does Mokou's milk taste like?

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>>17315360
Regret and daddy issues.
strawberry milkshake

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>>17315367
Sounds fantastic. I wonder who's the lucky one.

>>17315360
FUCK YOU

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>>17315404
I bet Mokou has a nice business where she sells her breastmilk to unsuspecting villagers and bypassers.

>>17312005
I thought I might've had to tell them.
Thanks.

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>>17311849
Smoke with her.

>>17315579
>>17315360
Hey buddy I think you got the wrong thread, the good 2hu thread is 2 blocks down.

>>17311862
What if I want her to hurt me, though?

Immortal paizuri

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>>17315360
Absolutely delicious

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I want to cuddle China dress Mokou!

>>17315360
Kaguya probably ordered Eirin to use her drugs to make Mokou's milk taste like a delicacy.

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>>17315908
I'd rather go cuddle her friend. Mokou's probably ripped as fuck that it'd feel like hugging a rock.

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>>17315894
Good god, I want to touch Mokou's skin!

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>>17315919
Plausible

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>>17315919
I want to drink some strawberry milkshake straight off the source!

mokotan doesn't have milk, as she is a child
she probably isn't even interested in men, much less childbearing
please do not degrade this child any further

>>17316465
I want to hug this cute child in a non-degenerate way!

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>>17316465
Eirin's drugs can make anything possible.

>>17311986
>>17312053
Jokes on you, Mokou will go for Eirin-sama instead as she will remind her of the fallen Keine!

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"I will now proceed to pleasure myself with this bunny."

>>17316465
Kaguya is a pedophillic rapist confirmed.

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Uh oh, Mokou might have a nip slip!

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>>17317806
Let me get that for you!

>>17316465
Mokou is a mature grown woman.
She still has no interest in those things.

>>17319889
We can rearrange that

>>17319906
I can rearrange your bone structure, but I might have to try a few times to get it down right. Let's start with the dendrites, oh I can tell some already beat me to the...punch.

>>17311849
Buy her a hundred year supply of fire extinguishers for those more spontaneous heated moments in life.

>>17316586
Reisen wants Mokou and Kaguya to be friends and invites her over in ULiL

But she'll have to offer her body for Mokou to accept!

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>>17324202
Not if Kaguya does it first.

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Blue haired Mokou is cool.

>>17328467
No Mokou is cool.

>>17328716
No, Moukou is hot.

>>17328467
Blue hair? what is this, some kind of MoKeine science baby? She's cool either way

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>>17328716
>>17328860
Mokou is dead and ashes, a screaming wraith of pain and sadness wandering the earth (and harassing ghostrider) and probably not going to be coming back anytime soon with that kind of adventurer's work ethic. Start grinding for levels dumb dumb.

No. The real question is how to get her interested enough to not let words go in one ear and out the other.

>>17311849
I use SCP-261 to get the hourai elixir out of Kaguya, then I bring her head to Mokou and drink the elixir myself so we can have sex for all the eternity

>>17350404
My bad, it was SCP-294, that's the correct one

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Mokou may be immortal, but she can still feel pain.

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>>17350552
Especially in her heart, so be kind.

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>>17350560
Please do not