In /jp/ the glass is always half ________

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Youkai.

half a glass of water

>>17281749
gay.

Why is raymoo a zombie?

This image brings back memories. It's one of the first 2hu-related things I ever saw.

Why are so many of these so inappropriate?

Suika doesn't drink vodka. She has never been shown drinking anything but sake.
Eiki wouldn't inspect the glass from multiple points of view. She works by one, absolute code.
Byakuren doesn't drink alcohol at all. Her religion forbids it.
Patchouli is one of the more classically superstitious characters. She would be the first to believe anything about the glass.
Koishi wouldn't think the glass looks like a crocodile. Koishi doesn't think.
There is no "totality" in terms of time or space for Kaguya. Her power is to manipulate those.
Alice is one of the more accommodating characters when it comes to her house. She would sooner let the glass stay overnight than kick it out.

Reimu's spot-on though.

>>17281749

Half complete. Because nobody on 4chan is a complete person since this site eates half of you and requires you to post/lurk to even try to fill thar void.

>>17281816
It's because it's a secondary joke image made by a person who doesn't actually care about the series, only the dank maymays that result from it.

>>17282066
/jp/ is all about dank memes!

>>17281749
paizuri slaved

>>17282082
>/jp/ is all about dank memes!
99% of memes are cancer, a blight on the board
they are worse than image dumps or generals

>>17282142
Memes being cancer is a meme.

>>17281816
so you agree that kogasa thinks that glass is half full huh ? can you give me some explainaton about that

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>>17282142

>>17282197
The only explanation I've got is _______________________________________________ SURPRISE!

>>17281775
Because her skin colour in MoF was odd.

>>17281749
>in /jp/ the glass is always half
fuck you because it can be interpeted two ways.
Half full or half empty.

>>17281749
semen

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>>17281749
The glass is fucking broken.

>>17282227
AAAAH!

>>17281749
full of semen

>>17281816
It's not that deep, all you had to do was say an adjective you dense dude

bottle of piss.

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>>17281816
>>17282066
Actually, it's because the original version wasn't Touhou-related at all, and the creator of this edit simply chose the most appropriate characters they could to fit the predefined text. Some of them still could have been done better, but in the end, it is just a joke.

>>17283636
good knowledge my friend.

>>17283636
>the most appropriate characters they could to fit the predefined text.
But they don't?

>>17283665
>But they don't?
He said the most, not that they completely fit.

Byakuren thinks the glass is half filled with water and with air.

It's half full if you're filling the glass. It's half empty if you're drinking from it.

>>17281816
Kogasa is also a literally suicidal, regularly depressed girl. She's "cheery", but would probably see it half empty

>>17283834
Piss off, Ran.

>>17283774
Byakuren also identifies with the water and thinks the air is trying to take over the glass

>>17283978
Byakuren identifies as a water-breathing entity and wishes all air was replaced by water, no matter how many air-breathers die.

>>17281775
Because when you die to a Jiangshi's danmaku, you become one too, I guess? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I don't really get it myself, that's the only thing I can think of.

>>17283712
Right, because "the most fitting" character for changing water into an alcoholic drink is the one character in the entire series who explicitly eschews alcohol. And "the most fitting" character for thinking the glass looks like something else is the one, singular character who literally doesn't think.

It's more like whoever made the image chose the exact opposite of what would be appropriate.

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>>17281749
Wonder what she'll think about this, then!

>>17283636
>there's a cleptoman option
this is too convenient

>>17284165
Yea anon you're right the guy who made the gif picked exactly the opposite of what he could on purpose just to mess with you.

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>>17284710
Why would Pino-san hurt Kogasa?

>>17282142
Al the children who plague the current internet will grow up one day, and then we'll finally be free of this meme culture. Have patience, /jp/, since waiting is the only good thing you're good at anyway.

>>17281816
I like this post.

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>>17281749
Okuu relates to the glass on a very personal level!

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>>17283636
Yuyuko shouldn't be downclassed like that.

>>17281757
Underrated comment. Good joke.

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The glass is half frozen, obviously.

>>17300695
Dumb fairy.

>>17284710
This is dumb. Kogasa is an entrepreneur who is keenly aware of the fluctuations of the free market. Pinochet should be appointing her to a government ministry.

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>>17300695
Nice-desu.

>>17281749
In /jp/ the glass is Glass General #13721 - Half Full Edition.

>>17281816
To be fair many Buddhist of Thiền Buddhism see Christians and Buddhist as the same thing.
Close to the end of Living Buddha, Living Christ, Buddhist monk Thich Nhat Hanh asserted, "When you are a truly happy Christian, you are also a Buddhist. And vice versa.
many Buddhist consider Jesus a type of buddha, a Samyaksambuddha

>>17281749
Couldn't you keep increasing the precision of your measurement of how much of the volume of the glass is occupied until you reach a point at which it is no longer at precisely half?

>>17281749
Why the fuck did they make the glass twice as big as it needed to be?

>>17281816
You're saying Suika would actually turn down alcohol, let alone something foreign and new?

Why do I get the feeling a good chunk of this thread was deleted

>>17304254
Because it did after some buttmad Anon was complaining about religion.

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>>17303127
I'm the strongest, not the dumbest.

>>17304062
I'm saying Suika would think the liquid is sake, not vodka.

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>my post was deleted
It wasn't even off topic.

>>17308733
Don't worry. Kogasa is here to cheer you up!

>>17308733
Shinobu was so much better when she didn't talk.