Clownpiece Thread

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'Murrica

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>>17235333
FUCK YEAH!

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Shizuha wishes all Canadians a Happy 150

I want to pledge allegiance to CP's butt.

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>>17235347
All thy NEETs command

Op. One question.
Is it July 4th?
Don't make this thread archive before the 4th.

>>17235665
>A thread on JP having a lifespan less than two weeks.

Because here in burger land we are already celebrating it early.

>>17236976
Im a burger too. The only people i see celebrating early are the guys who are either impatient, or are poorfag status (goes broke on payday). I can't wait, but what fun is it to elebrate early? It's like curbstomping a boss, feeling confident, being ready to pull the trigger, and they pull off a counter that fucking assrapes you, making you have to start over, either from the stage, or the game entirely.
If this is a wall of text, sorry. TL;DR - It may be fun to celebrate early, but its like celebrating christmas in June.

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I want to FUCK that clown!

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>>17241988
What's with clownpiece and dogs?

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>>17244985
But would you lure little Clownpiece into your home on the promise of food, let her eat until her belly's so full that she can't move, and then have your way with her tiny sweat-sheened body like some kind of paedophile degenerate?

>>17245072
What are you talking about? Sexual thoughts about pure, innocent Clownpiece are horrible.
I would never suggest removing Clownpiece's clothes and licking her body all over, nibbling
her neck and kissing her adorable nipples. Only a heartless monster would think about her cute
girlish mouth wrapped around a thick cock slick with her saliva pumping in and out of her mouth
until it erupts, the cum more than her little throat can swallow.
The idea of thick viscous semen overflowing, dribbling down her chin over her chest, her hands scooping
it all up and watching her suck it off her fingertips is just horrible. You're a sick pervert,
thinking of spreading her smooth slender thighs, cock poised at the entrance to her pussy, and thrusting
in deep as a whimper escapes her lips, while her body shudders from having her being entered in one quick stroke.
I am disgusted at how you'd get even more excited as you lean over her, listening to her quickening breath,
her girlish moans and gasps while you hasten your strokes, her sweet tights warm and moist on your
face and her chest, shiny with a sheen of fresh sweat, rising and falling rapidly to meet yours.
It is truly nasty how you'd run your hands all over her body while you violate her, feeling her nipples
hardening against your tongue as you lick her chest, her neck and her armpits, savoring the scent of her skin,
sweat and cum while she trembles from the stimulation and as she reaches her climax, hearing her cry out
softly as she has her first orgasm while that cock is buried impossibly deep inside her, pulsing violently as
an intense amount of hot cum spurts forth and floods through her pussy for the first time. And as you lie
atop her flushed body, she cries breathlessly, "You freakin' came inside of me", then her fingers dig into your
back as she feels your cock hardening inside her again.
You're a freak. Clownpiece is too pure for anyone to imagine her in such a terrible situation, and anyone who does is mad.

What onahole edition is this?

>>17245041
Everyone wants to knot kuranpissu.

When I first saw Clownpiece, I thought she was a fan-made character... so out of place.

>>17245138
How did you feel about her Mama?

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Cutepiece is waiting for you to enjoy life with her!

>>17245175
*unzips*

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>>17245175
I want to make new life with Clappiece!

Manhattan Project

>>17245153
Also shitty.

>>17245286
What a fag.

>>17245302
That's really rude.

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Hug the clown.

>>17245081
>you took my advice
Im proud of you anon.
If you're even the same person

>>17245081
Is the a copypasta or original?

>>17246442
I am thx m8

>>17235114
As of this post,
4Days
7Hours
- And
7Minutes
left.
Clownpiece will triumph on the 4th. It will be her STRONGEST DAY! Multiple Threads! All above 500 posts! Front page for the longest time recorded!

>>17250032
No problem- im glad to help in any way i can.

>>17246442
who are you quoting?

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>>17255483
I don't think we can make it but yeah!

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>>17256158
I dont either, but hey, we can try.
Also.
>July
Seventh Month
>04th
4th day
--
7 and 4 is 11
Times 100 is 1100.
I dont think we can do that... Not enough people. Shitposting is out since it is to be a special day for Clownpiece, so how about 704?
It fits the day, but that's also on the boarder of impossible.
It's 296 less, so that's one.

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>>17235114
Death to america

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>>17256491
Your shitposting is ineffective here.
Anyone who hurts Clownpiece deals with Junko and Hecatia.
Think before you act. You wont be spared if you make the wrong move... Just as you have now.

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>>17256527
Death to phoneposters.

>>17256534
Is this generalization? Im by no means a toxin to you all. My toaster is fried, so i have to make do.
That's as much as I'll tell you.

>>17256571
There is and never had been any valid excuse for phoneposting. Repent.

>>17257133
2hu.

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Happy Canada Day!

>>17261773
Happy Canada Day my fellow /jp/sie and countrywoman

>>17256491
Rude

STOP CALLING HER CP

>>17263482
What's wrong with CP?

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>>17263560
CP is an anagram for 'childish person'' and Clappy is NOT a child!

>>17256491
Death to all existing countries

I don't know about you guys but I want to rub my face against the Clown's second set of lips. Cute tiny warm lips~

>>17264393
Clownpiece has two sets of lips!?

>>17264416
Every girl has two seats of lips.

>>17264474
Ew. Girls are disgusting.

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>>17235114
Sweaty clownpiece!

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>>17264334
It stands for cutie pie, which she is!

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>>17264334
>anagram

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>>17264393
>second set of lips
Where? Her pants? The joke's on you anon, Clownpiece doesn't wear pants.

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11Hours
16Minutes
Remain!
The only question is..
Are you ready?

This is a specal day for clownpi! No thread of hers will die on my watch!

>>17278974
Is Clownpiece a baby boomer?

>>17292063
You ask me.
She may take after Heca, so ask yourself if she is.

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Clowpy is very cute!

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She is a real American, Fights for the rights of every man,
She is a real American, fights for what's right, fights for your life!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwLyIMqfbf0

I hate Americans so goddamned much.

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>>17309577
and we hate you, jealous third-worlder

>>17305232
FREE titjobs!

>>17245315
Justified. One does not simply hate Heca and call her "shitty".

>>17264921
Junko would catch up on webcomic original publications would she not? I'm still so tired.

>>17305232
why do these pictures always have characters blushing about their figure, even when fully clothed?
you'd think that they would be used to their own bodies

I would rape the piss out of clownpiss

creampiece

>>17326868
That doesn't seem like a smart choice you know.

>>17330233
How so?

>>17332678
Ohhh I don't know.
The part about being connected to someone "completely past anyone in Gensokyo" as well as another strong entity whilst being the strongest fairy [no. Cirno doesnt count.] to date, should ring a few bells.

>>17342987
surprise rape

>>17351525
More like surprise, you're dead, anon.

>>17350074
You snooze you lose.
How far will Clownpi make it?

>>17342987
She's just a dumb little fairy. Trick her, use her as an onahole, and slash her when you're done. She'll forget you even existed in like 3 days.

>>17360711
Do all fairies regenerate after dying? Does that make them practically immortal?

Who's the most mean fairy?

>>17264535
Clownpiece has an erotic charm in the official works.

>>17360827
>Does that make them practically immortal?
Fairies are literally immortal. The only way they can die and stay dead is if the thing they're based on dies or ceases to exist or something drastic like that.

>>17360827
>Who's the most mean fairy?
Also probably Cirno. She likes to go out and fight all the time just because.

>>17360711
But Eiki won't.

>>17365802
That just means you'll get to play with Clownpiece's sisters later.

>>17235114
Cirno is stronger. In fact, she is the strongest fairy.

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>>17375296
hehehehe
HEHEHEHE

>>17376131
Can't wait for her to get trounced by Cirno in HSiFS

>>17376260
Clownpiece is not in HSiFS?

>>17366255
Until you fade away.
That isn't something you should want.

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It's been two days! Where's Chapter 7!

>>17390305
Patience anon

>>17390305
Its on batoto right now anon!

>>17342987
Wait till she is holding her torch and you have the perfect excuse!

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Clowns are cute!!

>>17396298
koto inari is fucking incredible.