Gensokyo has been transformed into lewd gensokyo. All female

Inspiring thread.

You're mother

I want to die.

>>17234609
same

Letty

>>17234609
I will murder you if you pay me in advance.

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This thing

>>17234473
/jp/ has been transformed into a suicide /jp/. All posters are now suicidal versions of themselves. Now kill yourself.

All of them

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Busty Flan is best lewdhu

Everyone has giant boobs, yet strangely I don't want to fug any of them. Deep down I just want to die.

>>17234708
whoa, it really worked
i'm in gensokyo right now
thanks for the advice

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>>17234701
Every Touhou character becomes very tiny, all of them are climbing all over me like it's Shadow of the Colossus.

I STILL like this new trend of slutty 2hus.

>>17235238
Then you get stabbed in all your vital points and die

I don't like lewdhus, I'm a non-con guy. If they all want the dick already then what's the point?

>>17235344
They tickle my vital points till I die.

>>17235457
>If they all want the dick already then what's the point?

>A good cook need sharpen his blade but once a year. He cuts cleanly. An awkward cook sharpens his knife every month. He chops. I’ve used this knife for nineteen years, carving thousands of oxen. Still the blade is as sharp as the first time it was lifted from the whetstone. At the joints there are spaces, and the blade has no thickness. Entering with no thickness where there is space, the blade may move freely where it will: there’s plenty of room to move. Thus, after nineteen years, my knife remains as sharp as it was that first day.

>>17235563
Knives don't have joints.

>>17234473
I am still shaken ever since I saw touhous acting like club sluts in the mizuryu kei doujin.

>>17234473
I want the real 2hus, not crappy copies

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All the 2hus have become doors. There are tall doors, low doors, double- and single-winged doors. Whose door would you open first?

I would open Reimu's door.

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>>17235964
I would spin Hina!

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>>17235964
Look, it's Sanae!

>>17235696
Zhuangzi is talking about the oxen the butcher is carving up

>>17235745
Club slut 2hus are the future, dude.

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>>17235563
>the sharpest blade is one with no width
>tfw Zhuangzi literally talked about embeddings of 2-dimensional surfaces in 3-dimensional space and their induced measures more than a millennium ago

>>17235745
Hope you don't see what Nyuu's lewd Gensokyo is then.

>>17237117
that's an interesting point but who are you quoting?

>>17234473
All 2hus would be slightly pudgy and have breasts so big that DD is considered small.
Patchy would be fatchy.
Sanae would operate a brothel
Nitori builds sexbots to satisfy the population.
Reimu has to solve the arousing mist incident, but in the end decides not to.
All loli 2hus take growth hormones to become big.
Alice regularly breaks into Marisa house for sex, and when she cant fug Marisa she will fug the Goliath Doll instead.
Medicine is truned into a lewd toy.
Tenshi leaves Gensokyo for the mojavie desert to find Surano Cacti to take back home and use as dildos.
Okuu becomes 6'1" and needs her reactor primed with sex.

>>17239698
>Tenshi leaves Gensokyo for the mojavie desert
She'd better watch out for NCR

>>17234701
Would be great to hold firmly by her thighs and force her onto dick and somehow penetrate all the way to the back of her womb.

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>>17239698
>All loli 2hus take growth hormones to become big.
All of you are cookie cutter porn addicts.

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>>17239698
Sounds nice.

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>>17240115
>>17240138
I meant so that way they don't look like little girls not body builders, and honestly who would want to fug somone who looks like a little girl.

>>17240150
Anyone who isn't GAYLORD like YOU.

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>>17240150
Sounds like you need to be shown just who the boss of this gym is.

Which lewdhu would most enjoy femdom? My first impression would be Yuuka or Satori, but I'm feel like I'm forgetting at least a couple girls.

Either way, I choose them.

>>17240464
Seiga ofc
Gentle femdom though. Hope you like orgasm denial!

>>17240464
It depends, are you talking light femdom (girl being the dominating one) or the more hardcore stuff (Bondage, Dildos and Strap-Ons)?

>>17240728
How do I get into femdom?

>>17240772
You don't. That's the point.

>>17240772
Look for a futa-on-male doujin where the guy gets fucked in the ass at least once, if you can fap to it and enjoy it, congrats, you already like femdom, if you don't, you'll never be into femdom, ever. Sorry.

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>>17240789
If they have a dick, they aren't female.

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>>17240728
While I'm much more a fan of the heavier stuff, I'm going to say that's more interesting and has her more dominant than cowgirl while she has a smug expression is fine.

>>17240580
This would be pretty damn fine, for example.

>>17240789
I like the idea of the female insulting the male, is that a start?

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>>17240728
>dildos, strapons
I'm personally a fan of the more organic "futa cock" myself.

>>17234609

i wanted to live and then i read op's shitty post

>>17240728
>femdom
Ew, thats gay

>>17240797
But they still have girl pussy though.

>>17241118
I said it before and I'll say it again: if they have a dick, they aren't female.

Isn't this the plot of a nyuu doujin

>>17234473
>all female 2hus
As opposed to the plethora of male 2hus?

>>17241126
Leave and never return my friend.

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1. All 2hus are constantly horny and can only think about sex
2. All 2hus will desperately want to summon a human male to satisfy gensokyo's 99.99999999% female population.
3. (You) are chosen.

what do.

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>>17247221

>>17247221
I can imagine dying by the time I reach Suika since she'll break my everything.

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>>17247221
Ask Eirin for an elixir or something that could get me through this ordeal. Not necessarily Hourai Elixir; just as long as I can satisfy the likes of Yuugi without dying.

>>17234609
I clicked on /jp/ to post this.

>>17247221
Have sex with the adult 2hus, then learn some magic from the magicians and become a 2hu myself.

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>>17247221
1. Go to 2hu's house.
2. THE WORLD!!!
3. ???
4. I, DIO, have already cum inside.

>>17249231
Is that how Sakuya was made?

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>>17234473
Patchouli shrinks me and does various lewd things to me.

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>>17239698
>Tenshi leaves Gensokyo for the mojavie desert to find Surano Cacti to take back home and use as dildos

>>17234473
>Join
Is this a question?
>Fug
All of them and None of them.

I have to choose?
Alice.
Best choice here. She needs a friend so why not

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>>17247221
Fuck Yukarin, ask her to gap the shitty 2hus away and use her gap powers to multiply my dick to fuck the 2hus I've chosen.

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>>17247221
Have Eirin or pachy concure a youth potion for me so they wouldn't harm a small child.

>>17234609
Same senpai...

>>17236028
holy kek

>>17247221
Fuck everyone on Eientei and take 2 sips of the Hourai elixir. Then fuck all the 2hus besides mamizou and rinnosuke until im satisfied.

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>>17271743
>on

>>17234473
meido, ZUN and moot while hiro watches

>>17272103
Eirin looks as though she's having trouble keeping those paizurers tucked away.

>>17234473
Can I just become a lewdhu instead? I'd probably be willing to submit myself to some other anon's idealized lewd Gensokyo if I could, even.

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>>17271743
Why not fug human Mamizou?

>>17272532
Why is she quoting a sperm on that notepad?

>>17272532
Beasting.