Yuuka, the cutie granny.
Elly, Yuuka's middle-aged assistant who never had a boyfriend.
>>17233631
You never said girlfriend.
>>17233617
say that within earshot of her and you will be a little grainy yourself I suspect
>>17233669
me on the left
Yuuka, the tiny granny
>>17233617
>granny
Yuuka, the hot granny
Yuukas, the cutie grannies.
I want granny Yuuka to give me a goodnight kiss and, hopefully, her saggy boobies might rest on my body while she leans on to kiss me on my cheek~
Yuuka, the phat granny
used pantyhose
>>17233631
Her boyfriends when she notice that they replaced her for windows 2hus.
>>17233617
I want to fuck that granny
Can old hags love other old hags?
>>17233617
The reverse mating press Youkai
>>17234019
>>17235528
!
>>17235703
オラ! 受粉しろ!
>>17233814
>>17233687
>say that within earshot of her
Oh my, Anon~
YUUKA IS UGLY!
My wife and our cute daugther.
Fuuka, the smug grannygranny
>>17239790
bok choy? that looks like cabbage
>>17239797
>bok choy
That's a type of cabbage anon
Hello summer letty!
>>17245832
Yuuka is a year-round granny.
>>17246429
Everyday of the year, flowers everywhere!
Everyday of the year, Yuuka will be there!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=B6AalErI3V0
Yuuka completely murder Reimu in this PV
>>17248118
>>17248284
That's kind of a given, Anon.
Yuuka is the only character in PoFV that canonically didn't lose any of the fights - not even against Shiki Eiki. Shiki Eiki's route is non-canon.
>>17248608
Rude. Flowers grow in winter too. Everything has its season - that is what gives their color flavor. Letty can wait.
>>17235512
Everyone is hiding in the tall grass.
Yuuka isn't a granny, she's a nice young lady!
>>17248653
She mostly faced early stage bosses in other characters' stories in PoFV. Mystia for example also loses to Medicine, who other characters sometimes break into pieces.
>>17255299
> nice young lady
One of the oldest known characters in Touhou, old enough that her age is one of the most commonly brought up aspects of her power.
Still forever young.
>>17255418
It's more the implication that she's the only one of the PCs that Zun has said canonically defeated Shiki Eiki; and, according to the most recent article about her, she wasn't even trying in PoFV.
I like Yuuka.
I dislike Yuuka.
I love Yuuka.
I hate Yuuka.
I might like Yuuka
I'm sure I dislike Yuuka.
I am indifferent to Yuuka.
I have an... I am... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*dies*
A few hours later, Seija was found dead in front of her computer. She was on /jp/ with tabs opened to the inchling thread, the boobhu thread and the Yuuka thread.
I just want to fuck Yuuka.
I like Yukarin.
>>17257423
I like both.
>>17257423
>>17257454
Double paizuri
I like Yuuka saggy. tits.
>>17235537
>>17236713
Why does the gap creature go stranger danger on the sunflower that has mild aspergers?
>>17257357
>might like
Hi there.
>>17258064
W-what do you want?
>>17257423
What's the difference between Yukarin and Yuukarin?U are!
>>17258106
You might like me?
Yuuka is a futa.
>>17258287
>>17258287
>>17258287
>>17258377
her knee seems thing
>>17258305
>>17258325
Plants have "pistols" for reproduction.
Hi there, ol' Yuuka! I got mail for you!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hly7bb4aUlg
flower flower
mima mima
>>17233631
>>17233669
Yuuka was a big player back in her days.
>>17235512
Who would reject this fine looking creature.
>>17233617
Yuuka please help! My day is dark and I don't know what to do.
>>17268399
I said come over, don't just stand there.
>>17233617
Personality-wise, she's basically Ghost from TCR, isn't she?
Aunt Yuuka, aunt Yuuka!
>>17258276W-would you like to go out?
>>17269400
Only in her dreams...
>>17269649
I know where this is going, she's going to get gangraped by those 2hus isn't she?
>>17269680
She want all the children to love her.
>>17269582
I'm getting mixed signals.
>>17269793
>>17269697
They do!
>>17270339
Dai-chan's fucking huge, there.
>>17270350
She isn't called that for nothing.
Yuuka wants to play with your dinky.
Yuuka is A-May-Zing.
>>17233687
Yuuka will take an old-fashioned picture of me??
>>17233687
>>17258784
>It's fun to tease the disabled.
>>17258784
>pegleg hag
Boobcka!
>>17286413
Yucka!
>>17286413
delicious morning dew...
.
.
.
>>17287771
>>17287776
I want to BE Elly and help out Yuuka whenever I can.
>>17287951
I wanna be Kurumi and being treated as a daughter by both of them.
>>17258325
>you will never receive Yuuka's knockout haymaker.
Quoting my despair.
>>17288419
Yuuka es numero uno.
Getting footjobs from Yuuka! https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2779802
Yuuka is a big flower.
>>17292798
I don't really like the artist with his huge rubber dongs and I'm not an avid master butter at all, but yesterday even I had to admit this one deserves a fap. Still, my personal favourite would be 13271893, despite me having never used the picture for this purpose. You gotta be a footfag to get it right, and that guy IS one, alright.
>>17292845
A shame this is about the only moderately good picture the artist has.
>>17292979
Yuuka's motherly smile is what sells it for me.
>>17292845
If I plucked her petals, would she die?
>>17258377
i busted a few to that doujin
>>17292987
Motherly, you say? How do you like 63760724, the latest pic by that onee-shota pencil artist? Oh, by the way, I'm talking about pixiv ids here and in the last post. Both are R-18, so you would need an account to see them.
>>17293012
could you please link it?
>>17293029
https://e-hentai.org/g/721891/497ce02087/
>>17293038
Terrible.
>>17293038
>>17293029
>>17293053
I second this statement
i'm gonna stick my penis inside of yuuka
>>17293038
Gross.
>>17292798
Getting a footjob from Yuuka sounds terrifying since there's the ever-looming chance that she'd smash your balls if you keep on struggling and don't comply to her requests.
>>17293291
>> there's a chance you keep on struggling
>> there's a chance you won't happily comply to her requests.
Hey, lad.
You're bloody ridiculous, you know?
>>17293291
>the ever-looming chance that she'd smash your balls
That doesn't sound terrifying at all.
>>17293330
KENCHINROKU 4 FUCKING WHEN
>>17293357
Eh, who knows. My hands are already full with this side route already!
>>17293058
I want to suck Yuuka off.
>>17293291
Who would deny a face like this?
>>17258784
Disabled flower.
When God was creating Yuuka, He said "Hmmmmm... I should give this one big, fat, huge, milky, bouncy, jiggly, bullyable, lewd, cute breasts. Filled with lots of milk to feed little boys."
>>17295793
I don't think ZUN would think that.
>>17295816
ZUN said "Let there be Booze!" and gorilla slammed the keyboard and the world of touhou came to life.
Yuuka wants to slow-dance with you! Chest-to-chest!
Yuuka's stinky soles!
reminder that yuuka has already had my children
>>17295902
not until the cowtitfags fuck off
>>17295974
And then she's going to eat you!
>>17296227
Please explain where is the downside on this situation.
>>17295974
those are clones
>>17295974
We are all taking turns.
What are your opinions on drum Yuuka?
>>17296310
normal yuuka is better
>>17297869
What about winter yuuka?
>>17248608
>>17296310
they make a good team together
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHl6qeMyyKM
>>17270339
>>17295974
>>17269649
Wow, I really love Touhou Project characters in family style photographs! I'd love to make a thread for that but I've never actually done that in all my time here!
>>17298677
why not start now
>>17298677
Yuuka's reaction on happy family threads about her.
The flustered look on Yuuka's face as she steps on my face with her stinky stompers!
>>17298677
>>17296227
And I will "eat" her.
>>17269793
>>17307393
Thank you Yuukarin!
>>17315406
its probably a springlocked crossbow bolt coated in HIV
*poisons yuuka*
psh wait until I get the miracle mallet
>>17315971
You are one of the few youkai in Gensokyo actually able to annoy possibly the single most powerful (in a raw stats sort of way) entity inside Gensokyo who plausibly doesn't give a single damn about the Spellcard rules if actually made angry (damn the consequences, full speed ahead), and you actually went and did it.
You have minorly inconvenienced her and made her annoyed at you, like a cold in spring.
Congratulations, genius, what now?
>>17315971
Only inchlings can use its powers.
>>17317145
*get empowered by the miracle mallet to become the physical incarnation of toxicity
>>17268399
Always remembr happy day
Thread, why are you dying already? And here I thought you would last enough to be fun...
>>17325857
Flower Mima sux
>>17325857
Yuuka isn't fun anymore.
>>17326144
>>17325894
Great, I'll have less trouble "dealing with" competitors.
>>17258377
*notices ur bulge* owo
>>17325857
>>17327385
>loli Yuuka
Eeew. Yuuka is for old hagness only.
>>17327385
s a u c e
a
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>>17327431
Tyrant Yuuka by kurona.
Links in the other Yuukarin thread, where the faggot OP is scared of her.
Yuuka had an EXTREMELY embarrassing moment as she was forced to wear this extremely skimpy swimsuit in front of cute boys! Her nipples and vagina were one wrong wiggle form popping right out, and her entire butt was already hanging out! Cute boys looked at Yuuka's bare naked jiggly fatty buttcheeks! She was so embarrassed that her face was bright red and stinging! Her vagina was throbbing and aching! Her nipples were so hard you could carve stone with them! Yuuka was so modest that she never even exposed her feet in front of s boy, and now here she was with every inch of her body showing!
I love embarrassing Miss Yuuka!
>>17329319
Welcome home
>>17329367
Thank you!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZzEzDkeHzI
>>17258140
I don't get it.
>>17327518
thanks
>>17329319
goddamn i need a source on this one
So what do you want to do next, big boy?
>>17334032
Pollinate you!
>>17307379
Is the plot twist that those stains are fairy gravy or what?
>>17334251
home made chocolate. Fairies fucked some shit up as you can see.
How HNNNNNNGH is Yuuka for you?
>>17340615
As HNNNNNNGH as can be.
>>17334032
I want you to drug my non-alcoholic drink but just leave me there instead of doing anything to me.
>>17340693
Ara ara, neglect play? You certainly have a refined taste, mon cher.
>>17340711
What is neglect play? I'm sorry, I haven't heard of that before.
>>17340736
The post above describes it perfectly, but if you want further clarification...
http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts?utf8=&tags=neglect_play&ms=1
>>17334251
>>17334580
>>17341305
Goddamnit Yuuka! You fucked up again!
>>17341305
Delicious.
>>17341329
>>17341337
Good girl!
>>17334032
I'm gonna grab that kazuya picture off the wall and take it home
>>17349460
Pretty sure it's Aniki though...
>>17340965
That seems really hot if I'm on the receiving end, and very sadistic too. Not if Yuuka is on the receiving end though.
>>17350033
In a certain sense, this is what H-doujins are about as long as you don't perceive yourself as the one who's sexing up the girl you like.And that's the whole reason I only ever choose vanilla single-male doujins, pictures, or videos. But, well, I can't deny that a yuri prelude to a threesome would be quite arousing even for me.
No, thread!
I'm never gonna let you down, I'm never gonna give you up!
>>17356030
It's 2017, anon.
Yuuka is NOT a granny! She is my mommy and she is young and beautiful...!!
>>17358027
What a coincidence, she happens to me my mom too...
>>17358122
I-I have a brother...?!
>>17358122
>>17358126
Hello sons.
>>17358027
>>17358122
>>17358126
Hello bros.
>>17358122
>>17358222
These digits don't lie
>>17358222
mommy is that you?
>>17358300
No, obviously it is me, the father. The elegant lady of my heart wouldn't waste her time browsing this filthy place.
>>17359147
Stop looking at lewd pictures of mum online, dad.
>>17359463
>mum
I didn't know that my bro was British.
>>17359463
Eggs teachin' chicken?
Dad feels lonely without Mom, you see. Can't be helped.
Today I will remind them
>>17360688
She's murdering 99% of my sperm.
Remember that copypasta where she bites and crunches your finger
>>17360688
I want doujinshi of this.
the paizuri granny
I love Yuuka's mature, thick, veiny, yet EXTREMELY cute feet!
>>17362875
>thick
>veiny
>feet
>>17362887
They're still very feminine!
Yuuka's fatty milk melons are too big for her shirt!
>>17358027
>>17358122
>>17363124
That boy likes Yuuka's big fatty funbags!
Perhaps only Remi can beat Queen Yuukarin in terms of canonical smug and speed. Maybe... *ufufu*... maybe. She has yet to see one who can withstand or outrun her Master Spark!
>>17374193
Yuuka staring at you with her smug red eyes and a smirk would give me an erection that'd last for hours
>>17374227
"Yuuka staring at other people" is quite a weird fetish of yours, but not that I mind it.
>>17374193
>Yuuka
>speed
these two words don't go together
>>17374438
Be careful with your words, buddy. Might just tick her off enough.
http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1350979
>>17374635
Oh, hush with your silly 4komas. Yuuka is a slowpoke and that's fine.
>>17374655
I can agree that it is perfectly fine as long as it means getting slow and sensual with her or taking a relaxing stroll together in her garden~.
>>17374655
Lil' ol Yuuka.
Another one.
They took over my home, flowers are everywhere now.
>>17375156
>>17375163
>>17375174
>>17375187
Hey, take it slo~wly. There is no need to hurry!
>>17235512
The way her scythe "moved" through their necks makes no sense.
>>17375221
Now I became one too.
>>17374335
I'll explain what I mean
>>17375492
>>17375499
>>17375505
Now imagine if she had heels and started stomping you with this look on her face
>>17375518
I'm going to need a doctor.
>>17375531
Yuuka with heels
>>17375543
>>17375581
>>17375594
>>17375221
Need to understand them more.
>>17375492
>>17375518
I'd rather she step on me with this look on her face.
No, she can do literally anything to me with this look on her face, I'll only beg for more.
I don't believe I have ever seen or could ever draw a better look for her than this one, and the former really says something.
>>17375817
I still can't understand why turn her into a squirrel, much like I can't understand why she is sometimes drawn with dragon horns.
>>17375845
She'll shove sunflower seeds into her mouth.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1v_tGVA3jiY
It hungers..
>>17375922
Yuuka is hungry, what do you feed her anon?
>>17375956
I feed her buttermilk.
>that one doujin where Wriggle drugs Yuuka and sells her to become a bondage sex slave and when the owners think they've mindbroken her she breaks their necks and goes after Wriggle
Could other touhous could win against the cock?
>>17376866
Yuuka is the only one.
Yuuka is playing Rumia when no one is watching!
>>17376866
Not even the most masculine of 2hus can win against the cock.
>>17376866
Yuuka is too old for the cock.
>>17376994
Has she become enlightened about yuri, our lord and savior?
>>17377005
Yuri is a false god. Femdom is our true lord and savior.
>>17377005
But Wriggle is a boy.
>>17377005
Yuuka is into bestiality.
>>17377014
I want Yuuka to be my mistress and serve her
>>17376958
>>17376866
>>17358027
>>17358122
>>17358230
I am her legit child. Because it is I, Kurumi!
>>17377024
Lies and slander. I don't see a raging boner ripping her pants, which would be a matter of course if she had a p0n0s in this situation.
>>17377024
I'm not gay but there's something about Yuuka's saliva...
>>17378041
Obviously Wriggle can't get a boner because he's way too terrified that Yuuka tied him up, kidnapped him out of nowhere and force-fed him some aphrodisiacs.
>>17377024
But not a good boy.
>>17379882
No, the boner would still be there, what's with this haa-haahing with hearts and facial expression. It's more likely the D is too small for it to be visible. If that's the case, woe is you, Wriggle-kun. My condolences to thee.
>>17377024
>>17377024
Yuuka's going to be the man between them, no matter what Wriggle's gender is.
Does Yuuka like winter?
>>17382102
That's selfcest which is still hot.
You will never leave. Nothing but only angry aspergers sunflower creature.
Aaah~
>>17383383
Is she going to eat those bunnies?
>>17383468
In w-what s-sense of the word?
>>17383392
So moe
It's deadly
>>17383513
What sense of the word? You're a fricking perv, dude.
>>17383594
But aren't all men perverts? It is but something to declare proudly!
I want to cuddle with Miss Yuuka, and rest my head in her warm armpit-sideboob area!
Yuuka is depressed, how do you make her smile like this again?
>>17389734
Ask her to beat me up.
>>17389740
Would Yuuka enjoy femdom?
>>17389734
i'll tell the faeries to play in her garden
>>17389755
That's like asking if you enjoy breathing. There's nothing you inherently enjoy about it. it's so natural that you don't even notice it most of the time.
How can two grannies have a kid?
>>17393019
Menopause doesn't exist in Gensokyo.
On another note, you are already gapped to the epicenter of a Double Spark for insulting two beautiful young ladies. Try to enjoy your demise.
Having a nightmare, and then snuggling up with Yuuka! Yuuka cuddling you and giving you headpats to calm you down!
>>17397091
>Yuuka cuddling you
The horror.
>>17397160
But you could snuggle up to her big fatty breasts and use them as pillows! And maybe even get a whiff of her armpits!
>>17393019
Kogasa is probably as old as Yukari or Yuuka
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAokDXrummM
Would you wrestle the granny?
>>17397160
>Yuuka cuddling you
Sign me up
Yuuka is shit
>>17397474
Yucka!
does Yuuka like yucca fries?
Hmf!
>>17401975
*poke*
>>17394157
>>17402014
Hm~?
>>17287951
>>17397160
>Yuuka
>cuddling
Death by snu snu. Nice knowing you all. I'll miss you. I guess being around youkai for extended periods of time wasn't a good idea after all.
Anyone want to pass a message to Eiki?
>>17402125
That's a fucking minion
>>17403824
A gardener, conceivably.
>>17393019
It just works.
Does this smile need protecting?
>>17415299
Yuuka can protect her own smile, but I'm willing to help.
Why are her boobs so big?
>>17417344
So she can water her flowers.
>>17417355
me on the right
Old lady?
>>17417455
>>17403853
You racist pile of horse manure.
>>17421352