Gee, grandma, what big eyes you have...

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...so Grandma replied "crissakes, red, we're in fucking Japan... get a clue!"

>anyways, once upon a time,
legend has it that the brothers Grimm actually encountered Touhous, as well as certain significant vampires residing in Belgium. Upon being told by the brothers that they were considering chronicling their deeds, a vampire named Remilia became incensed and threatened to drain their bods of blood. And that's how Grimm's fairy tales left out all the Touhou stories we anons have been blessed with in this century. And they all ended up in Gensokyo
>and lived happily ever after.
well, except for the Grimm Brother's souls, after Eiki sent them to hell on the rocket sled

>THE END [?]

note:little red hoodie bitch pictured for reference