Kanako wants at least 15 children

How many fathers tho?

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>>17218496
Kanako is a good girl who deserves to be princess-carried everyday by her soul mate!

Don't worry, there's infinite amount of multiverse and there's enough Kanako for everyone. Everyone will get their Touhous.

>>17218496
Are you not capable of impregnate her 15 times?

>>17218570
I wouldn't impregnate that hag even once, I'm just asking out of curiosity.

>>17218621
Well ok then. Most Touhou is basically a hag compare to human.

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>>17218466

>Kanako wants at least 15 children
>Kanako expects to have sex at leaast 15 times
>Kanako is the ugliest 2hu in history
>Kanako expects to compete with Sanae and Suwako in getting fucked and impregnated by the limited number of men in Gensokyo

Keep dreaming, Kanako.

>>17218664
But can she use the quote function properly?

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>>17218664
>competing
Kanaka only spread her legs for her Anon and isn't a slut the other two. You only need one Anon to fuck her continuously every night.

>ugliest 2hu
Mamizou exists

>>17218466
I bet if we all post in this thread calling her "Mom" we can make it happen.

>>17218732
Mamizou at least has the """"""furry"""""" thing at his favour. Kanako has nothing but...pillars?

well I don't want any, bitch. deal wit it

>>17219018
It's just her indirect way of saying she loves it big and thick

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>>17219018
Do you really need anything if you're this cute?

>>17220524
Yes. The core essentials of living.

>>17220555
A pussy?

>>17220582
Cats aren't essential to life anon.

>>17220599
But what if I want fluffiness in my life?

>>17220611
Get a plushie of your waifu.

I love Mom!

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>>17220643
BACK THE FUCK OFF SHE'S MY WIFE

>>17220615
I'll be honest, Kanako isn't the fluffiest 2hu out there. But she's my favorite because she's cute and at the same time give an impression that she's one of the strongest 2hu, kind of like Yukari and Yuuka.

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>>17218664
>Kanako is the ugliest 2hu in history
Lies!

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>>17220718
I just really love her design. She's probably the most /aesthetic/ Touhou.

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>>17220766
Why are you posting Haman-sama then?

>>17218570
It would take at least 14 years to impregnate her 15 times

>>17222563

she's be a double hag after that

>>17222563
and after she has the last one you can start impregnating her first daughter!

>>17222563
You do know when a girl says "at least" she wants more than what she ask for.

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>>17221607
/jp/ and /m/ are friends?

>>17218570
>>17222563

Please excuse me, but you can have more than one child per birth. I'm sure probability says that you'll at least one double pair.

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>>17218466
Cool, I don't want any.

>>17222713
Kanako will leglock the shit out of you

>>17218466
>>17218540
I-i think i love Kanako now

Cumming inside zKanakp 15 times!

>>17222895
I agree phonefriend :)

>>17222900
How do we know he's a phoneposter if he didn't post any pic?

>>17222961
He pressed z instead of capslock, and p instead of O.

>>17222895
Kanako wants 15 children as soon as possible and is not bound by the constraints of human biology, so she just implants all 15 embryos at once, and is quickly rendered immobile by her swelling brood. Her obscenely distended abdomen rapidly swells to greater size than the rest of her body.

>>17222895
Get in line! Everyone want his peepee in her pussy!

>>17223059
I would pay to view the stuff you think of in that brain of yours.

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So, why did Suwako and Kanako fight each other in the past? What causes that war?

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>>17223049
Kanakp is her name, though!

She is also a thick mommy who gets extremely embarrassed when her buttcheeks get exposed!

>>17223631

This is a technical argument that I do not want. The point still remains.

>>17222590
Someone once did this all the way to his grand daughter before he kicked the bucket

>>17223340
they fought over the arguement of who can give the best blowjobs

>>17223684
Thank god that was a stupid hentai shit. When I first reading that I thought it was in real life.

>>17223700
I thought Suwako gives the best head in Gensokyo? She's a frog after all.

>>17223340
>It is revealed that during ancient times, Suwako was a ruler of a small kingdom and controlled the Mishaguji, who were curse gods that had obtained enormous amounts of faith, cursing birth, harvests, militaries, and many other things. Only Suwako was able to tame them. However, gods from the Yamato (Ancient Japan) invaded her kingdom, saying that they were going to unify all the kingdoms to create a single country known as Japan. Unwilling to let this happen, Suwako resisted and fought with the finest steel weapons of the time. However, Kanako held out a thin vine, and Suwako's large steel arsenal instantly rusted away. Suwako realized the difference in their divine powers and her defeat; she graciously forfeited and relinquished her kingdom.

>>17223839
What do you think Kanako does with those pillars in her passtime?

>>17224182
Arrange them in cool ways, creating awesome structures!

>>17224215
also shoving them down her slut throat

>>17224222
Dont be silly anon, you can't stick a pillar down your throat.

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>>17224314
are you so sure?

>>17218540
I like the way you think. you're a hero anon
every board could use your wisdom

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>>17224438
This isn't Kanako. The Kanako I know is young and beautiful. That person is a monster in disguise.

>>17224743
*that

>>17224743
I want to smell and have sex with, but not lick, Kanako's armpits.

>>17224743
Agreed. Kanako should do something about these imposters. It's really getting out of hand.

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And I want Letty.

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kanakp

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Now is enough

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Is it bad i find the absurdly large amount of disportional "healthy" 2hus rather disturbing? That may be the ic in me, but really. Healthy is good and all, but it gets to a point of being so stupid, you cant really look at it without the ever so continous stream of criticism in the back of your head as you "try" to enjoy what the "small community" has brought you.
I love kanako, but some of these don't come off as appealing as one would hope.

>>17225940
Maybe if you stopped phoneposting and spamming you would have less of an issue of this nature.

>>17225945
>spamming
explain.

>>17225964
Not that Anon but how else can I trigger you other than posting image.jpg?

>>17227441
Meant for >>17225945

>>17225940
The fuck are you talking about

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>>17224743
I want to worship her huge feet.

>tfw could climb between those toes

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>>17225940
Yeah, I hate it when they draw Touhous with ridiculously disproportionate body. Like it isn't even that sexy to look at. In fact, it make it a lot worst.

Except for this artist. I like his style.

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>>17227690
I want to climb that girl and drink her coconuts!

snack eyes kanakp

I want to tell Kanako I love her and give her rough sex everyday!

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>>17224026
Can't believe Suwako was that influential. She just a little girl with a stupid hat.

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If Kanako were a triangle, she would be acute one.

>>17235380
Kanako would be a right angle. She's always the RIGHT choice!

>>17218466
Is it morally correct if I impregnate my mother?
Because if it's not I'll have a huge problem.

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>>17218466
That can be arranged.

>>17247265
>strips during drunk
>hip made for easy childbirth
A-am I in love?

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Stop it Reimu! Can't you see she's gonna cry?

>>17234000
She's a little girl who also became a mom. It's something.

>>17248105
Dumb Frog/name poster, get out.

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>>17248152
I always thought that Suwako is the daddy, Kanako is the mommy and Sanae is their daughter? I guess I'm the only one who think like that.

Kanako wants to eat some tasty cake, pudding, parfait and other assorted cute treats, eat YOU, and then puke you up like a water slide when you're done having fun!

Ka
na
ko!

Ka
na
ko!

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>>17255764
I doubt Kanako would eat a /jp/sie..

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I could list 100 reasons why Kanako is 100% wife material

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>>17256084
Name em.
Don't just sit there, do it!

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Kanako might be awkward in coitus, since she is so concerned with other things she would probably not really know how to react to the pleasurable sensation of touch.

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>>17256522
100 reasons why Kanako is my wife!(1/2)
1. She married me
2. She love me
3. She likes to cuddle
4. She likes headpats
5. She likes holding hands
6. She thinks I’m a good lover
7. She’s ok with me swearing
8. She doesn’t like when I’m talking to another woman
9. She hugs me everyday!
10. She misses me whenever I’m gone
11. She likes good morning kisses
12. She likes listening to my stories
13. She wants me to listen to her and I like it
14. She makes me happy even at times she didn’t feel happy
15. She hates wearing makeup because she knows I like her face just the way it is
16. She can’t fall asleep without me in the bed
17. She likes to cook
18. She doesn’t mind eating outside once in a while
19. Her hair smells so good
20. She always makes sure that I’m properly dressed before going outside
21. She’s well behave
22. She likes talking to me
23. She laugh everytime I tell a joke
24. She’s very feminine
25. Her skin is soft and smooth
26. She cares about my health
27. She always makes sure I’m eating a balance diet
28. She’s very cute
29. She’s very romantic
30. She looks great in black lingeries
31. She loves to dance
32. She says “I love you” to me everyday!
33. She’s smart
34. She helps me realize that it is important to care for others
35. She wouldn’t mind listening to my stories over and over again
36. She love cats
37. She give the best massage
38. Everytime with her is comfy
39. She forgive me if I screw up
40. She love animals
41. She know how to pleasure her husband
42. She always put her head over my shoulder
43. She gave birth to my child
44. She’s a great mom
45. She thinks I’m a good father
46. She’s sexy
47. She’s a great cuddler
48. She always smiles when she is with me
49. She’s kind to all people in her own way
50. She love jazz music

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>>17264475
100 reasons why Kanako is my wife!(2/2)
51. She likes outdoor
52. She puts on a smile even when times get hard
53. She likes to camp
54. She cares about her friends
55. She always makes sure that I eat breakfast before going to work
56. She keeps the house tidy
57. She’s a good teacher to the children
58. She wants me to only look at her
59. She cares about my parents
60. She’s get along well with other people
62. She likes reading mysterious novels
63. Her smiles is infectious
64. She has childlike wonders
65. She’s very assertive
66. She doesn’t like to keep people waiting
67. She never cusses
68. Her lips are soft and kissable
69. She has beautiful eyes
70. Her hands are soft
71. Her hair is silky
72. Her hugs makes me forget all of my problem
73. She always tuck the children before going to bed
74. She’s very humble
75. She’s my goddess
76. She was by my side during rough times
77. She sings beautifully
78. Her humming is nice to hear
79. She’s very good with kids
80. She can’t stop loving her family
81. She’s always keep in touch with her family
82. She’s good with small details
83. She loves game
84. She makes the best brownie
85. Her laugh is like that of an angel
86. She’s a great lover
87. She knows a lot science
88. She calls me ‘Love’
89. She’s an independent woman
90. She sometime whispers I love in my ear
91. She hugs me when I least expect it
92. She always makes sure that the kids go to bed before 10 p.m.
93. She leaves little cute notes on the fridge
94. She visits me at work during my break to have lunch with me
95. She always greet me when I’m back home from work
96. She’s faithful
97. She likes wearing black lingeries
98. She love it when I tell other men to back off from her
99. She’s beautiful and I love her!
100. Kanako!!!

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>>17256522
See? I'm serious about this girl. Kanako is truly my wife and I love her! But I'll never come up with 100 reasons list ever again. Holy shit this was a pain to make.

>>17264475
>>17264481
Nice work there anon! Can I see her in real life?

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>>17256084
>>17256522
>>17264475
>>17264481

Holy mother of fuck he delivered.

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>>17264475
>>17264481
Fucking madman!

>>17264505
>But I'll never come up with 100 reasons list ever again. Holy shit this was a pain to make.
Don't worry, it was worth it in the end right?

>>17264628
You don't see this everyday

>>17264475
>>17264481
This is cute. Godspeed to you and your cute wife!

>>17264475
>>17264481
You listed ass twice.

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>>17264667
>it was worth it in the end right?
Yeah, very worth it. Every second of it. New Remi thread when?

>>17264812
Yes, I love ass so much that I have to list it twice.

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>>17264930
>image.jpg
Post discarded.
I refuse to believe you're the same person.
Never if you guys keep up the 2am bullshit.

>>17265031
Hey come on. I'm on the road right now.

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>>17265031
Also, I thought you were cool. But to think you're one of those guys who got triggered by little fucking things such as phoneposting, sicken me to the very core.

It's a shame. I like Remi and I thought we could be friends. But now you're dead to me.

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>>17265054
Okay. I'll trust you. Just this once.

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>>17265090
>triggered by small things
Don't blame me for suspicions. There's over a hundred phone posters.

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>>17265091
>>17265102
Ok friend

>>17261349
WHAT IS IT?!????!

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mommy

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Same.

>>17264475
>>17264481
Fucking admirable

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>>17268709
Stop looking at her /jp/! You're making her blush!

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*sneeze*
I'm sorry I'm allergic to absolute beauty

>>17269225
saggers

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>>17269251
Touhous doesn't wear undergarments

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>>17218540

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>>17269330
>>17218540
I can't seem to find the artist name. It's all in freaking Japanese.

>>17269754
Isn't that iroyopon?

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>>17269831
Hell yeah! Thanks anon, you're the MVP.

>>17264475
>>17264481
Somebody get this man a trophy or a medal!

30. She looks great in black lingeries
36. She love cats

Excellent taste.

Making Kanako flustered by talking about how much you want to F U G her!

>>17277451
Slow down Anon. You have to treat her to dinner first.

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Kanako is fat in all the right places

>>17268740
Anyone have a source for this image?

I want 15 Kanakos.

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The snek enters the ring!

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She couldn't qualify into the finals though.

>>17278906
Kanako is not fat! She's healthy!

>>17290860
>>17290863
Must...protect.....

I bet Kanako is cheating on me right now

>>17269284
This is a good thing. Their bodies arent coaxed into becoming lazy