What is this girl? Who?

Lives in a van down by the river.

>>17150928
A KNIFE EARED PIECE OF SHIT

She's JOKER

>>17150928
Unknown elf

Elves suck. Humans make better Wizards and Halflings make better Rogues.

>>17150935
VAN MAN THAT'S THE MASTER PLAN

I'm sorry, but "Cookie Kiss" is NG.

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>>17150928
She's no one, you'll always be my main girl.

I don't know, but I'm gonna flagellate her with my fookin' beard.

>>17150928
Hello cave Alice

>>17154084
What exactly is that black thing that she wears? I don't know what it is but I really like it.

>>17154154
I think it's called a leotard

>>17154084
I'm jealous

>>17154201
Are you jealous of me and Parsee being together or are you just another one of my little knaidlach's sockpuppets?

>>17151064
She's a Yōkai.

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妬ましい

>>17155265
delet

bully oni x bridge princess is not canon!

>>17155073
Not Yōkai, JOKER. The pronounciation is similar though

>>17150928
The reason why i can't play SA with my cute witch

Parzuri!

Gaijin don't understand superior Nippon memes

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>>17150928
It's the Goblin living under the Bridge youkai. She scares away little goats.

She's also my wife!

>>17157082
That's Mitori's signpost.

Rezu

She is not a girl, she is a monster.

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>>17150928
She is my favourite Touhou!

>>17151093
DRIVE INTO THE WOODS AND EAT CORN OUT THE CAN

>>17150928
She is me

nicovideo

My name is Cocoa core core
My meal is cocoa only
I grew up with cocoa nutrition alone

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A proud aryan Shiite warrior at war against the evil Zionists

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>got cucked so hard that turned she willingly turned herself into a youkai

>>17164596
I think she'd be still loyal to HIM The Shah, given Gensokyo's isolation from the events of the twentieth century.

>>17164628
Who are you quoting?

>>17164628
Her husband left her for a prettier girl.

Parcy confirmed for canon not qt, and for used goods

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Parsee outgrew her feelings of jealousy and is now ready to enjoy life the way a young(?), pretty girl should!

>>17165608
Whoring around?

>>17165788
It's called "having fun", grandpa, get on with the times

>>17165788
"Punishment games" courtesy of Satori I suspect.

>>17166205
She doesn't looks like she's being "punished"

>>17165608
[muffled Mizuryu Kei in the distance]

むむ

>>17165608
parsee isn't a slut

>>17155441
Use MarisaB.

Who?

>>17177194
Two.

>>17150928
Arrivederci

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parsley is a good girl!!!

im getting scared...

>>17179372
She comes

>>17179372
She's getting closer to hug me, right

>>17180941
Uh, mods?

>>17181595
That is a perfectly safe picture for your office, mate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ltd9avnYqU