Youmu is my WIFE!

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Cute AND sexy

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Sorry, Youmu and I have already been together for 5 years.

Your wife is my Paizuri slave, dude

Youmu is my friend.

>>17145857
More like naizuri

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>>17145929
They're growing, you hear!

Your wife is a DORK!

>>17145929
Even better.

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>>17145984
>>17146037
Fucking dorkfags.

What makes Youmu a dork?

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What a coincidence, Youmu is my wife as well!

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But Youmu is a boy!

>>17146408

You can have a wife (male) idiot !!

>>17146391
Anon, I think your wife has many, many husbands, if the text in your image is any indication, which strongly implies that Youmu seeks to know men, in the way the Bible uses the word "know".

>>17145978
What sound do Youmu's nipples make?

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What's the best part about sex with Youmu?

>>17146617
Trying to find out what percentage of the child you've created when you dye her womb white with your seed is human, and what percentage is ghost.

>>17146693

And how can this be found out?

>>17146617
How would a quarter ghost, 3/4th human look like?

>>17146737
Math.

>>17146693
3/4 human, 1/4 ghost, ALL dork

>>17146693
Are ghost genes dominant or recessive?

>>17146785
I believe it would look just like Youmu, but the semen drop flying around it will be smaller in size.

>>17146994
Liquid stop.

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>>17146545

>Youmu seeks to know men, in the way the Bible uses the word "know".

She's already way past the stage of getting to merely "know" them. Fucking the shit out of as many guys as possible is more like it.

Youmu is a slutty dork. Yuyuko approves too, since she's always trying to get Youmu to give her lots of grandchildren.

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She's not, though.

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>>17145978
I really like that picture!

Stinky spats

>>17145724
I want to cum on Youmu's cute smelly bare feet!

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How big is your dork folder? I saved my 8000th dork today!

>>17149269
>_konpaku_youmu_and_konpaku_youmu_

>>17150498
the ghost is also konpaku youmu

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youmu a cute

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What do you think ghost Youmu feels like?

>>17152636
Like pudding that doesn't stick to you

>>17152636
Like Youmu's soft cheeks!

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>>17153693
Youmu should get a pet. It'd do her good. Not in terms of responsibility, but as a friend she isn't subordinate too.

>>17152636
Like bags of sand

>>17154167
I want to be Youmu's pet.

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>>17152636
Softest pillow in Gensokyo

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Exercise

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sleepy myon

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Oops

>>17146391
>>17158491
Why is she Myon?

>>17158896

That's because they're doing it right. "Myon" is the nickname Japanese fans use to refer to Youmu herself. For whatever reason, many western fans decided to be faggots and use it to refer to her ghost-half instead.

Smelly and dirty ghost mutant.

>>17159016
It's easier this way.

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I saw your wife naked! I saw her cute pink nipples, her tiny yet bubbly butt, and her cute vagina which was fuzzy but thin enough so that I saw her slit!

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There was absolutely no reason for Youmu to lift her shirt up that far, much less flip up her bra and expose her nipples!

She clearly did that because she is a pervert who wants to expose herself to Anon!

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>>17160179
I meant to reply to >>17145978 !

Here's a cute Youmu from /ourgirl/!

>>17160204

is this a boy?

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>>17160237
No, she has posted her girlnipples on /jp/!

How does youmu write her name? What about yuyuko?

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Youmu's beautiful smile!

But why is she smiling? Because she sees you!

>>17161305
>How does youmu write her name?
魂魄妖夢
>What about yuyuko?
西行寺幽々子

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>>17145929
>>17145978

>>17162724
real youmu only fucks yuyuko

Youmu's thread is half-dead!

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back to page 1 ok

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Protect her smile.

>>17160167
Blushing Youmu heals me. I wonder why this is.

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Youmu is too industrious, she ought to take a holiday away from Yuyuko and the garden.

>>17166796
Great idea. She can stay with me.

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>>17165772
Red compliments her color scheme well.

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>>17165772

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DON'T DIE, YOUMU

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Long walks on the beach with Youmu!

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Youmu was too busy cooking to appear in her thread.

>>17175629

I would read this LN.

>>17145724
Youmu would rather be my whore than your wife.
Her words not mine

Does Youmu regularly get molested by Yuyuko?

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>>17175824
No, she loves her and treat her with affection.

What is her grandpa even doing?

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Youmu has gotten serious!

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Do you think Youmu has any hobbies of her own?

>>17196245
yes, bearing my children

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>>17196253
She's still much too young for that kind of thing.

>>17196245
Yes, getting raped by me

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>>17196539
>>17196253
Don't lewd the gardener.

>>17184711
he is busy playing full dead

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Cute

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>>17158696
Is this like tripping over your feet?

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>>17207313
She was riding it

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Cool Myon

>>17207313
>FUCK SCHOOL
I wanna take Youmu to a fuck school.

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Youmu is a cute and silly girl.

Youmu is my best friend

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Youmu is cooking dinner for you, even though she's not very good! Better savour every bite anon.

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>>17221218
I love my wife's cooking! Youmu is a girl very dear to me and I love her very much

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Is Youmu the most cool touhou? How can anyone else compare?

>>17221218
But I'm bored of the soup, Youmu!

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>>17221295
Yes
NO

but sometimes she goes mad

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>>17221696

Uh, what's Youmu doing here?

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Keeping up with the latest fashion trends

>>17223268
disregard it please, youmu isn't like that.

>>17231429
Agreed, her grandpa already taught her that in one of her lessons so she doesn't need to do that again.

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>>17231467
Was it her grandpa though?

>>17231527
But Yuyuko doesn't have a dick though, or maybe Youmu has a dick?

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Youmu is DEAD

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>>17231614

Your wife is my HIRED HELP!

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Bump for my wife!

haha, his wife! did you hear this, youmu? that loser called you his wife!

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The joys of ＳＥＲＶＩＴＵＤＥ