Put the shovel down. Now.
Pick it back up
Shinki-linky-pinky
>>17141164
I never noticed this was hidden within those dot things in the picture. I'm still trying to wrap my head around it.
>>17141225
I remember seeing a tutorial about it somewhere around 4chan. They're simple to make.
Only if you give me a motherly paizuri in return.
I want to help Shinki comfort Alice after she has been abused by anons.
>>17141148
My holy shovel deals an extra 2d6 damage against evil and can bypass the damage reduction and regeneration of certain evil outsiders like you.
>>17141824
Why would you go through the trouble of putting an enchantment like that on a shovel?
>>17141854
I can't garden in peace with demons and other evil creatures running amok.
>>17141867
Fair enough I suppose. I'd pick something more useful as a weapon to enchant, but whatever works for you.
Shinki is second best PC-98 2hu second only to Sariel
No.
>>17142398
yes
>>17142411
NO!
>>17142424
yes
>>17142440
NO!!
yes.
let it happen, it'll be over soon
get off /jp/ mom
>>17141736
those pesky anons have been stealing our best stuff again, must be getting help from Marisa.
I want to cuddle with Shinki and Alice!
>>17141164
Holly, excuse my stupidity. How'd you do that?
>>17142692
>>17142692
But I'm still right over here, nowhere near Alice.
>>17142692
+1 shovel
>>17144418
>>17141257
Pretty decently simple.
>>17141225
>>17153299
me on the bottom left
>>17154149
Dreams.
>>17154215
My crippling depression is properly depicted in this image.
>>17142692
slutwhore
I'll go in order. First I'll shovel Sara and then Lousie, knock out Yuki and Mai at the same time, defeat Yumeko with the Unlimited Shovel Works and then shovel Shinki out of reality with the reality warping powers I recently acquired. Finally, I'll hit Alice in the head with a shovel, without any fancy tricks.
>>17142692
Good thing no one cares deeply for Alice
>>17162666
I do!
I've been hugging Alice a lot thanks to this thread.
Sorry, Shinki but I'm going to fornicate with your daughter's tits 100 times tonight.
>>17162666
Anon, you're confusing yourself for Alice again.
>>17142692
Younger Alice get's hugged*
>>17166723
*Younger Alice gets fugged
>>17141736
>>17153299
>>17154325
Let's play Mai and not Alice.
Shinki has a guest today.
Everyone be respectful
What's Shinki's breast size?
Shinki and her daughter together!
How do I get adopted by this hot mom?
>>17175141
Fantasy Heaven & what goes on inside it?
take this shinki!!!
*unzips shovel*
>>17175141
>>17141164
>>17141210
>>17142496
Sariel has the most beautiful melodies in Makai.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DK3Nu8GfD2U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-C6THjzYzvs
>>17191960
Sariel is beautiful.
shinki has big boobs
Oh snap! Shinki is getting real now, you better put that shovel down.
>>17141148
Colour the mom!
>>17141148
hi mom
>>17172112
>>17179137
>>17208540
I want to put my shovel between those boobs.
>>17141164
*Shoveling mud towards Alice's face*
>>17207595
>hi mom
Shinki switched place with Alice.
>>17210838
>>17216567
>>17141396
Mother/daughter paizuri would be the literal tits.
>>17216589
All there will be left is boobs.
What would paizuri from Shinki be like?
>>17220974
>>17220974
If I write up an autistic pastebin on touhou character paizuri will you stop asking?
>>17221086
Yes. But only if it contains every female named character in 2hu canon, including someone like Rika.
Borrowing alices boyfriend.
https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=63524720
>>17146013
Shanghai has more purity than Alice.
>>17223442
Shanghai is cute!
>>17223020
I would let myself get borrowed by her.
>>17141824
>My holy shovel
I'm going to marry Shinki. If my wife is a goddess who owns her own world, surely I won't need to ever work.
>>17229831
The Ultimate NEET!
>>17229831
She can own her own world but that doesn't mean you won't have to work. A world is just a world, it doesn't necessarily imply it has it's own infrastructure! You'll still need to harvest and create your own resources in some way.
>>17221103
>But only if it contains every female named character in 2hu canon
Anon, Everything that has boobs are canon. The deep lore is and are the boobs.
>>17230255
So get to work.
>>17232391
NEET Goddess.
>>17221086
Please do this
>>17141736
>>17142634
>>17237901
Later.
I gave her the shovel so hard that she went back as a PC-98 character again.
>>17248134
I am very afraid of what might come, yet hopeful as this will lead to the end of an era. Will anyone ever dare to ask "What would a paizuri from ____ be like?" anymore, since the info is already out there?
>>17141736
You have to get past these two first.
>>17221086
We all know what it feels likeYumeko impaling you on her swords. Shinki is not for lewds
Put down that shovel now, Anon~
>>17175141
>>17141210
MmMmm~
This might be the reason why Alice left Makai.
>>17256393
Shouldn't a mother's love be incentive for staying?
>>17257011
She was okay with the snuggles that came with moaning, but went full stop after the kissing.
I'm going to put my shovel between Shinki's breasts.
>>17257073
>>17141210
>>17142496
>>17191960
>>17192083
Sariel will put a stop to everything.
>>17142262
> Creator God
> Mother
> Took Reimu; Marisa; Mima and Yuuka to beat
> Heavily implied to outright be Satan
Best Touhou.
Let's talk about your shovel habits, Anon.
>>17142262
Bet Shinki and Sariel sleeps in the same bed.
Give me the shovel, Anon.I want to use it too. It looks fun.
>>17265158
I'm literally Mai.
>>17265158
pls no. Domestic violence is not a joke.
>>17266692
I fantasize about being a shota Mai and raping everyone in Makai.
>>17265435
You're the real Mai?
>>17267058
Yes
>>17266692
>pls no. Domestic violence is not a joke.
Quit being a dork, Yuki!
>>17267077
>>17266731
Not your friend too!
>>17264756
Why would Sariel sleep with her mom when she's got a girlfriend?
>>17267613
Three on the bed.
>>17267760
Four under the blanket.
>>17266731
>>17268459
Post more Mai or I'll freeze you to death
>>17269772
But then Yuki will come in and unfreeze everyone and turning it into a BBQ.
Mai is a good girl!!
>>17269772
The Mai.
- Please come to Makai -
>>17270324
You will get a nice, cosy cottage and get a nice view of Vina.
The gang.
>>17269772
Have a Mai on a ball.
>>17269772
Mai > Alice
>>17269772
>>17274621
I never knew I wanted Mai with huge boobs until now.
>>17274627
Mai is my mom.
>>17264756
Are they sisters?
>>17274824
Satan was an angel. They must be sisters.
>>17269772
Sleeps.
>>17269772
>or I'll freeze you to death
>>17274824
>>17275076
>>17275616
>"imagine a god worse than the devil"
>>17275491
>>17269772
>>17274627
>>17265435
>>17267058
>>17267077
Let's play Mai 'n' Yuki~!
Mai in mine!
>>17279450
*is
>>17279450
>>17279451
Mai wants you inside too.
Mai has the shovel.
>>17279449
>>17279487
>>17279487
HAH! GOTCHA!
>>17269772
>>17266731
>>17141148
Sorry. This cannot be done.
Don't pay attention to the red stuff. Its just syrup. I mean jelly! No, syrup!
>>17230133
Why do it yourself if you can have others do it for you!
Give me the shovel, Mai!
It's time to shovel.
We were angels!
>>17269772
Getting comfy.
>>17269772
>>17267077
Mai~
>>17270267
Why no hat?
>>17266731
But if you mess up. you know what's waiting for you. There is no Quick Save in Makai.
>>17269772
C-check 'em..!
Please don't forget that this thread is dedicated to the godness of Makai.
>>17288860
Mai is our real goddess!
>>17288860
Yo, your daughter sucks.
>>17288860
Mai sits on her throne, with all her anon minions in there. She's the real dungeon keeper!
>>17288977https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKN4DPZSEmw
Look at this creature. This thing is more cute than the goddess herself!
Mom
>>17288860
The Shinki.
>>17288860
The Shinki-kinky steals the Mai?
>>17267077
Be my wife, Mai!
>>17274627
Please come to Makai!
- Elis~
>>17269772
>>17270324
>>17270381
>>17301314
If you come to Makai today, you'll become a neko-Alice.
>>17301539
>>17267077
>>17279449
>>17288860
>>17289883
Wah~!
>>17269772
Summer Mai & Yuki!
>>17280080
>>17306900
this image is incorrect
mai has bigger boobs than yuki
>>17314850
According to who?
>>17316331
Me, the real Mai!
I'm going to make Alice more sisters.
Gensokyo needs christian representation! To arms!
>>17321234
Makai has all the templar knights.
>>17321234
How can they do that if they're all crucified though?
>>17301707
>Nothing can possibligh go wrong! Possibly, possibly go wrong.
>>17321671
Very harmless demons, unlike the western's horned abyss spawns.
>>17321735
You can trust a horned abyss spawn, they're a straight forward folk, it's the cute girls you have to constantly watch for signs of wanting you ON the dinner table!
>Spawn visits Gensokyo and buys a Chinese Hawaiian Shirt
But who would want to read it?
>>17321735
>A Dungeon Mistress with PTSD
>A Serial Killer
>Girl who's favorite phrase is "Meat Puppet"
>Girlytina
>Unpaid Labor
>Some MIdget
>Yukari's Stop Sign Supplier
>>17141148
Pick up a jackhammer! We're building the Highway to Makai!
>>17321869
>they're a straight forward folk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brgiF_R6BSw
>>17321913
>>Yukari's Stop Sign Supplier
Kana isn't in that image.
>>17321234
>Gensokyo needs christian representation!
Did you forget our Yumemi?
>>17321667
Hide somewhere near Scarlet Devil Mansion and use cryptic templar codes.
>>17324613
Made you look though.
>>17325783
I'm sorry you're so deranged as to assume any of it was cryptic, you must have a terribly dreary and confused outlook on life.
>>17321735
>male rape
>>17325797
>outlook on life.
Real life is shit, Anon. I want change!
>>17324502
No, I meant the useful ones, not the dungeon porno renaissance faire weirdo ones with low vitamin C and E and D levels.
>poor Mel
>>17325817
Do you want to talk about it?
>lack of using your adult words
>>17325817
Your need to engage in time loop one ups manship is pathologically inefficient by the way, act like a man or woman of good up bringing next time you respond, can you agree with that? At all? In any defensibly civilized way? Even if you're a murderous flesh scavenger in the guise of a person?
>What now again?
>Bloody Knight
>>17325871
Here's your (Me), Dumbleass
>>17269772
You froze yourself.
>>17279487
>>17279536