Why doesn't she love me /jp/? How can I win the heart of a Miko?

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Donate to the shrine

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Donate or die

You got to break the tough shell she created around her heart! Always be there for her, and maybe you'll find something besides greed, disgust and hate in that wretched chest of hers!

Sacrifice a loli in the name of ZUN for money and donate the money to Raymoo

>>17125699
But that's what I love most about her!

She can be yours for 5000 yen an hour

Reimu is not a whore

>>17125991
Another thousand and she'll let you touch her boobs~

You know the way anon
Cash in the donation box, let her get "ready" with the money and just plug away

>>17125606
Start by not staring at her armpits like a deranged creep.

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Be Marisa.

On a more serious note, ZUN has all but confirmed that she will never let anyone inside her heart.

>>17129812
Will she let me inside her body though?

>>17130500
see
>>17125991

You can't because your wafiu is 2d and can never love you back
And if they could you are Probally a weeb who does nothing in your house.

>>17129812
widespread misunderstanding of how, long ago, she preferred to work alone

>>17133830
What the fuck is an Alolan Rumia?

Isn't it obvious anon? Become a god.

>>17125606
Dick

>>17125606
Donate and be a daily visitor as well as start conversations with her. Basic and easy.

Lay the heads of powerful youkai at her feet

>>17129812
What's this?

>>17160043
I bet Yukari will get in the way and say that love will distract her from her Miko duties.

How do you kill a reimu?

>>17165434
Damn it. If not that, then just puting you somewhere far from her would also do.

>>17125606
Lets be real here. Is there a SINGLE 2HU who would love ANYONE here on jp.

>>17169100

Slay enough youkai that Yukari considers you good stock for maiden lineage continuity

>>17174580
Will 6 million be enough?

>>17174576
I think Rumia would be fine with most of us.

>>17174611
the only reasoning behind that statement is the fact that rumia will eat us all while we are sleeping

>>17165450
be "Father Time" is your best bet.

>>17174932
If she can see us that is.

>>17125606
You live in 2 seperate universes
Die, be reincarnated in her 2D universe. Be born into money, good looks and a winning personality. Be lucky enough to meaningfully cross paths and attract her attention. Use your charms to woo her, build affection and ultimately her love.

Death is the answer anon

>>17176198
and a good roll on the cosmic dice

>>17125606
you have to pee INSIDE her donation box

I want to fill up Reimu's donation box.